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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Pepsi - Random Topics
Give me a break! Do you really want to think something never boned when the stuff that's in it is fatty crap?! High fructose corn syrup is a high-calorie sweetener that's really just a combination of fructose, and yes, cornstarch. Enjoy drinking the stuff while you last, but if you die of a heart attack, you deserved it. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 6, 2009, 4:00 pm

Sean Penn - Celebrities
I've never understood why folks like Sean Penn don't leave the USA and move to places like Cuba, Venezuela etc. It's my same gripe with hypocrites like "Rage Against the Machine" if it is SO bad in the ole' USA, then go live in your socialist utopia's- Oh wait, you might get shot there for speaking out of turn...oops -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 1:59 pm

Sean Penn - Celebrities
Sean Penn criticises Bush for his "deconstruction of civil liberties" and calls Bush, Cheney, and Rice "villainously and criminally obscene". I wonder how come Penn doesn't mind Hugo Chavez's deconstruction of civil liberties and his being villainously and criminally obscene. Or why Penn's big mouth is sealed shut when it comes to Osama Bin Laden's and Saddam Hussein's oppressive ways and the fact that they too are villainously and criminally obscene. Why is it that Penn can overlook Chavez and all his little tyrannical friends taking people's freedoms away, but can't do the same for Bush? Because the USA (unlike the countries ruled by Penn's tyrant friends) is a free country, anyone can bash Bush all they want. But admiring dictators even though they have done the same thing you despise Bush over is hypocrisy. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 1:54 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
His mantra during his campaign was "Change". But the more things change, the more they stay the same. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 1:29 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
The media love affair with this President is really just outrageous. I was laughing the other day when I saw this was being published.......http://www.newsarama.com/comics/030931-DDP-Obama.html........ Really? Barack the Barbarian? After being in office 100 days, the over the top praise for no accomplishments shows the pure liberal bias in the media- which was obviously present and even lampooned during the election. Stop the Love Fest already. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 12:56 pm

Swine Flu - Random Topics
Truth be told, I'm not scared of it. At all. This is merely another strain of flu in addition to the thousands of strains of flu out there already. 400 cases and only 1 death in the US? Overhyped beyond all reason! Compare that to the tainted peanut butter which killed more people than that and faded very quickly from the news. Of course, I'm still going to wash my hands and cover my mouth when I sneeze. It's hygiene. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 12:36 pm

Chris Brown - Celebrities
Hitting his girlfried = a trip to Long John Silvers. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 12:28 pm

Erik Per Sullivan - Celebrities
In addition to playing as Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle, Erik also provided the voice of Mino the mole on Arthur and the Invisibles. Or Arthur and the Minimoys, depending on where you're from. He sounded a lot different there than he does on MitM. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 12:26 pm

Beavis and Butthead - TV Shows
This show was cool. Then they cleaned it up after that kid caused a fire. And, once again, because of irresponsible parents, we viewers are the ones who pay for their stupidity. In the words of Butthead: That sucks, huh huh. And in the words of Beavis: Yeah, heh heh. That sucks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 12:19 pm

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
It's not as good as it used to be. Compare to classics as the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton: Spongebob explains "Fun" to Plankton with a song, then Plankton sings his own eviller version: "F is for fire, burning brightly, U is for Uranium...BOMBS! N is for NO SURVIVORS!" -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 11:45 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
Why, why, WHY is she a celebrity? She's got nothing to her. NOTHING! The South Park episode summed her up perfectly. Stupid Spoiled Whore. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 11:39 am

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
I am compelled by my beliefs to give a dissenting argument against the consensus. Batman was a very good show, but it did have its faults. 1. It was too kid-friendly and didn't portray the true character of Batman and Robin. They fit the definition of vigilantes, and Batman wears body armor! Do you see body armor on Batman in the '60s TV series. 2. They came out with too many original, lame villains, most of whom never made it to the comics for obvious reasons. Burn in hell, William Dozier! I'm just kidding. C'mon guys, have a sense of humor! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 6, 2009, 11:32 am

Father of the Pride - TV Shows
What could have been a funny sitcom was instead turned into a disgusting crass-com which full of stupid and disgusting sex humor. Sex jokes can be funny, but it was anything but when it came to Father of the Pride. And as for Snack the gopher, anyone else notice how he looks a lot like Timon from the Lion King? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 11:25 am

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
I respect your opinion, McT. But I still disagree. Not everything needs to modernize. Progressiveness, in the case of video games, is not always good. The new games are so terrible, they make Armadillo (a 1991 game published by IGS) look like Super Mario Bros. in comparison! Screw these suck-ass new systems. What needs to modernize is space travel. We have to eventually be able to move faster than the speed of light, believe it or not, or Earth may not survive in the next few billion years. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 6, 2009, 11:22 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Remember the days when Cartoon Network used to be a network where you could watch old cartoons from your childhood (and that of your parents if they were young in the 70's)? They added a few of their own cartoons, some of which were actually good (like the awesome Dexter's Laboratory). Then, it was NOTHING BUT their own cartoons (most of which suck now) and no classic cartoons. Bone one. And live action shows? Bone two. It's CARTOON network, Mr. big CEO of CN! What will be bone three? Hope we don't find out. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 6, 2009, 11:15 am

SpongeBob SquarePants - TV Shows
Hillenburg is no longer the head honcho for SpongeBob SquarePants. There should be a way to edit the reasons here. The title of distinction now belongs to Derek Drymon. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 6, 2009, 11:12 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Never Boned? Whoever votes that way, what's wrong with you?! Cartoon Network's new programming is not good at all. And how dare they show live-action movies! Perhaps a mob should get together in Atlanta and overthrow Cartoon Network. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 6, 2009, 11:09 am

Rocky - Movie Series
5 was horrible and 6 was even worse. The script for 6 can be found in a Weird Al parody of Eye of the Tiger on his in 3D album. Just instead of a deli he bought a Italian eatery. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 6, 2009, 10:05 am

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
The first film was visual stunning because of the new technology used in it. But the second film was more like they never read the source material but instead rehashed footage not used for the first film and then borrowed from the "Carnasaur" script for the second half. -- Submitted By: (meQal) on May 6, 2009, 9:58 am

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
They should just retool it as a reality channel. Something like "VRC: the Viacom Reality Channel". It's sad what they did to themselves... -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 9:31 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
For me, rap hasn't been good since 2000. And it REALLY Boned The Fish around 2003. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 9:27 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
Thank GOD for the power of DVD collections of Shows!! Now you can watch GI Joe, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Looney Tunes, Dungeons and Dragons etc. make your own Saturday Morning lineup- Go to Hell Cartoon Network... you damn FISH BONERS!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 9:21 am

Cartoon Network - Random Topics
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/talkback/190677-Upfronts_2009_Cartoon_Network_Goes_Off_Script.php The link above gives you a peek at what they're doing in the future. If this doesn't prove that it Boned The Fish, then I have no idea what will. I'm just glad that I grew up with Cartoon Network when it didn't contradict itself... -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 9:19 am

Veronica Mars - TV Shows
I loved the show, but for some reason the 3rd season wasn't as good. Can't put my finger on it though... -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 9:08 am

Paris Hilton - Celebrities
I'd like to Offer Paris Hilton as proof that God doesn't exist. She "Boned The Fish" at conception. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 9:07 am

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
It's still funny to think that they were once defined by Troy, Emmitt, and Michael to Romo, Jessica and TO- wow what a Bone the Fish Moment! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 8:58 am

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
Ah I see, thanks for the correction. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:56 am

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
On December 28, 1996, the Cowboys beat Minnesota, 40-15, in the wild-card round- that was their last post season win, not Super Bowl XXX... but your intent is the same- post season superstars, to post season Goats after 1995 Season Super Bowl Win over the Steelers. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 8:54 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
At first I thought the 3rd one was good. And that's when I read the comics and saw how they completely shit on the Spider-Man story. I think the worst part was when they introduced Gwen Stacy that late into the story. They should have just pretended she didn't exist like they did with the first two. Personally, I'd be stoked if in Spider-Man 4 they introduced the Vulture and that the Vulture was played by Ben Kingsley. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:54 am

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Here's the thing. All of the things in Wal-Mart are of average quality. You could go to Best Buy for better electronics selections, Home Depot and Lowe's for better Home & Garden, several name brand clothing stores for better clothes, Office Depot for better home and school supplies, and Whole Foods or your own local grocery for better food selection (For me, it's Winn-Dixie). The only reason why Wal-Mart is still getting people is because it's all there in a neatly wrapped package. Most people today are too lazy to drive to the other places, and even though they know that Wal-Mart has slaves to make the things they sell, they immediately forget about it when they go there because it's not like it's anyone they care about that's slaving away for way less than minimum wage. And that's just sad. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:40 am

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
They haven't won a playoff game since Super Bowl XXX. Despite all of the talent, despite all of the money, they can't do anything with it when it counts. They could go 16-0 and snatch up home-field advantage, and they would choke and lose in the divisional round. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:24 am

Ozzy Osbourne - Music Groups
It was when he got a reality show. It was the beginning of Ozzy whoring himself, and the beginning of these endless "reality" shows where they just follow people around. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:09 am

X-Men - Movie Series
The only good thing in the Wolverine movie was the action. Everything else wasn't done very well. There were some scenes where you're supposed to feel so sorry for Logan, but it makes you laugh at it the way the moments becomes cheesy by overacting. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 8:02 am

Twitter - Websites
Just another sign that most people will follow anything that celebs do. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 7:59 am

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
Marcus, the reason why they canceled those consoles is because every 6-8 years marks a new generation in gaming. With that new generation, they have to make a new console and new games for that console, while declaring the previous ones dead. If they kept with the old consoles and didn't evolve with the times, then no one would buy their games or consoles, and then Nintendo would go bankrupt. You can't blame them for something that's pretty much mandatory now. -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 7:54 am

Doom (Video Game) - Random Topics
MCS, how could Doom itself Bone The Fish, when there where OTHER games that copied off of it? -- Submitted By: (McT) on May 6, 2009, 7:48 am

L.L. Bean - Random Topics
I ordered ONE thing from their catalog like 20 years ago, and that was enough for my address to be sent to hundreds of catalogs that virtually burst my mailbox every day to this day! BONE -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 6, 2009, 7:45 am

Swine Flu - Random Topics
I'm old enough to remember the FIRST Swine Flu back in the mid-70's in which everyone panicked over something that proved far less dangerous than initially reported. I'm praying that this proves to be the case for the New Millenial version! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 6, 2009, 7:38 am

Partridge Family, The - TV Shows
I always thought it was curious that, apart from Shirley saying they'd started their singing six months after his death, there was NEVER a single reference to Mr. Partridge in the entire show- even when recalling pre-singing times when he'd have presumably been still alive and living in their home! And, of course, just like with the 1st Mrs. Andy Taylor, the Brady parents' departed spouses,etc. there wasn't any visit by any of his relatives to family despite his children being their family,too. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 6, 2009, 7:36 am

Goal Line Blitz - Websites
A pretty fun browser based football game. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 6, 2009, 6:15 am

eBay - Websites
The greatest Yard Sale on the face of this earth has become another box store. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 6, 2009, 6:15 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
I'd like to hear more about the Prior Comment, does that mean the actors and producers/ or the in character universe portrayed on the show. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 6, 2009, 5:23 am

Reno 911! - TV Shows
They say "if it bends, it's funny, if it breaks then it's not;" Reno 911 Bones the Fish. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on May 6, 2009, 12:53 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Should have been called "Wimp Trek: The X Generation," since it was both judgmental and ungrateful toward the generation before it that gave it everything. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on May 6, 2009, 12:49 am

Sopranos, The - TV Shows
I think the transition on the show went from GREAT Seasons (S1-2) to great epsisodes (S3-5) to just having a few great scenes from time to time (S6-7) a steady decline down for a great show. Sopranos, you BONED hard at the end though, and hey didnt Tony see a talking Fish in season 2? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on February 1, 2010, 11:06 am

Will & Grace - TV Shows
I thought it was funny until Leo, Harry Connick Jr. got on board. Jack went from witty to being so stupid he bordered on being brain damaged 11 year old girl, the same with Karen since when was she bi? The last few seasons were painful to watch. After Woody Harellson's character left the show should have kept their dignity and did a graceful exit. -- Submitted By: (enric) on May 5, 2009, 7:19 pm

Sopranos, The - TV Shows
I thought it was a fantastic show through season 4. After Furio left and Ralphie Cifferetto was killed I didn't like it as well. The whole Vito storyline was a "so what big deal". Vito was never a major character and to throw out the whole gay thing didn't make sense. Still one of the best shows written though. I loathed and detested the AJ character, dull, stupid, lazy, basically worthless but that may have been what we were suppose to feel about the guy. -- Submitted By: (enric) on May 5, 2009, 6:28 pm

John Boy and Billy - Random Topics
For those of you who've never heard this show, I'm terribly sorry. Check out their website www.thebigshow.com This show absolutely rocks from end to end, no question. I would recommend you read what they are about on the wikipedia link, then purchase one of their CD's to start off. These guys will have you rolling on the floor in tears. I listen to the same skits over and over and I still love them. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 6:19 pm

Swine Flu - Random Topics
This stupid flu boned from the beginning, like there would ever be a flu that rocked. The way this thing was treated boned. I agree with them closing the schools as a precaution. What bones is the press constantly talking about this and stirring up fear. Vice President Biden going on television and saying he wouldn't travel on public transportation boned as well. People need to realize that when they say things on television where it's heard by millions, things can be impacted. This silly flu scare has cost people money by impacting the travel and tourism industries. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 6:10 pm

Sammy Hagar - Music Groups
Sammy Hagar absolutely rocks. Heck, his nickname is the Red Rocker so he has to rock. Some might say that his joining Van Halen boned but I think not. He brought a whole new dimension to the band, namely, a lead singer who could play guitar and wasn't full of himself. Sammy also knew when to leave a sinking ship and he did. Anyone who has their own Tequila absolutely CANNOT bone the fish. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:51 pm

Ted Nugent - Music Groups
Uncle Ted will ALWAYS rock, and anyone who says otherwise may be facing the wrong end of his hunting bow. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:47 pm

Taxes - Random Topics
Taxes are a necessary evil. Of course you have to pay them for public roads, parks, and certain programs. What burns me up is that the government keeps wanting to tax more, and more, and more. What's up with the estate, or death tax? You pay taxes when you earn the money, then you die and leave it to a family member, so you have to pay again? Honestly, if the government could figure out a way to tax you every time you flush the toilet they would. The more you tax something, the less you get of it. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:45 pm

Hootie and the Blowfish - Music Groups
They always rocked, but now Hootie is hooting alone. Will we ever see the Blowfish on tour? I think if we did it would be automatic boning. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:36 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music Groups
They still rock but they have had an occasional fish sandwich. One was when they cut the disco sounding Emotional Rescue. Another fish sandwich was consumed when they started squabbling over petty stuff in the 80's and Keith Richards threatened to hire another lead singer. These guys make about 100 Trillion dollars a tour, split four ways. You would think they could find a way to tolerate each other for an occasional album and tour. If I were being paid that much money I could probably tour with Charles Manson, a 300 pound gorilla, and the devil himself. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:35 pm

Bill O'Reilly - Celebrities
C'mon guys. Bill O'Reilly is a great man, and a great conservative. He's got a lot of guts. I don't know how to describe him, he's like Rush Limbaugh. Who cares about that crummy Cabinet in the White House headed by Obama bin Laden (my nickname for Barack Obama). -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 5, 2009, 5:16 pm

California Dreams - TV Shows
Contrary to what a previous poster stated, this was not "Saved by the Bell." This was one of several pretty good Saturday morning non cartoon TV shows aimed at pre teens and teens. Saved By The Bell was probably the best but I really liked this one which took place in a laid back California atmosphere and had some good music as well as positive messages. It did bone the fish however when everyone started leaving the group and started getting replaced by other kids. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 5, 2009, 5:09 pm

Aladdin - TV Shows
What threw me off in Aladdin was that Jafar was never in any of the episodes. Disney killed Jafar in the suck-ass movie "The Return of Jafar", a huge mistake. He was by far the coolest Aladdin villain. I ought to also add a reason somewhere of Disney making Iago the Parrot a good guy. Iago was much cooler when he was a villain, and made the perfect pair with Jafar. End of story. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 5, 2009, 4:47 pm

Wendy's - Random Topics
Wendy's is a great change of pace if you're tiring of Mickey D's and BK. Their spicy chicken sandwich rocks. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2009, 12:08 pm

Cavemen - TV Shows
Now the question here is like the Abortion Debate- "how can you kill something that isnt born yet?" / "The concetption of the idea is the start of the Life of the show..."; or how can a show fail before it is even aired? / Can everything be "OK" until that first minute of being aired on the TV? What a fascinating debate this flaming pile of seafood brings to a chum filled surface of today's horrible TV offerings! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 5, 2009, 11:56 am

Cavemen - TV Shows
A sitcom based on a series of car commercials. How could this have boned the fish when it was already a skeleton before the first episode aired? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2009, 11:48 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
I never really bought TV Guide magazine, but when they went from the small pocket-sized magazine to the big glossy magazine...BONE! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2009, 11:41 am

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
That was totally messed up how they beat up Rainbow the clown. It wasn't his fault the truckload of bleach warped his mind and turned him into Mr. Mime. I always felt bad for him in that episode's end. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 5, 2009, 11:35 am

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
Compared to the garbage that is today's pop stars, Milli Vanilli seems like the Freakin' Beatles. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 5, 2009, 11:30 am

Quiznos - Random Topics
What was the point of those screechy road-kill puppets pitching the product?UGH! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 5, 2009, 9:50 am

TV Guide - Random Topics
I think they boned even before their infamous takeover. Something got lost when they went from their classic palm-sized booklet to magazine size and they had far more emphasis on gossipy stuff and less on actual listings (which used to be WHY we'd buy the magazine in the first place)! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 5, 2009, 9:49 am

Entertainment Tonight - TV Shows
That show is so annoying! I happened on it last night and they were so FULL of themselves on location in Rome interviewing Tom Hanks for his new movie- as though they were the very first people to ever visit the place! Geez! I think the show makes pancakes look infinitely deep and if sincerity were napalm, I don't think they'd have enough amongst them to light a match! And why do they have to shout every single syllable? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 5, 2009, 9:40 am

House - TV Shows
I suggest that Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry, and Ted McGinley be worked into next years first episode. The completing of virtually cliche imaginable would at least give a BTF worthy of this series' originality. -- Submitted By: (johbru) on May 4, 2009, 10:35 pm

Sesame Street - TV Shows
I feel divided between "Never Boned" and "Elmo". I do believe the show did lose its charm. I don't know if it was Elmo or not. The show has changed a lot more than Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune for sure. Somebody help me out! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

Dunkin' Donuts - Random Topics
America runs on Dunkin'! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 10:14 pm

Quantum Leap - TV Shows
That part where Sam was a chimp and kicked everybody's ass through kung-fu was a bit much. I did like this show growin' up, but it was always extremely cheesy as well as melodramatic. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 4, 2009, 10:13 pm

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
I agree with Robert. Part 1 ruled and didn't need a sequel, and certainly not The Lost World. The Lost World just wasn't much fun. But TLW is a wonderful masterpiece compared to the wretched joke "Jurassic Park 3". I'll just stick to the first movie! -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 4, 2009, 10:10 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
He's done too much damage to this country already. In 4 years, farewell Barack Obama, or should I say, Obama bin Laden. LMAO!!!! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 10:04 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
Why no more in the Super Mario Bros. series after Super Mario Bros. 3? Nintendo came out with Super Mario World, Yoshi's Island, and Super Mario 64. But why no Super Mario Bros. 4? Hey, I have an idea. Why not Super Mario Bros. 4 be Mario and Luigi fighting terrorists around the Earth and defeating and capturing Osama bin Laden. It would be a great game, and a great launch title for the revival of the NES. When should it happen? A future decade, perhaps? -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 9:57 pm

Facebook - Websites
The name is stupid and I don't know what it is. -- Submitted By: (Spooky) on May 4, 2009, 9:56 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
Remember Rainbow the Clown? He was innocent. But the Powerpuff Girls beat him up just because his body was taken over by the evil Mr. Mime, who tried to turn all of Townsville black and white. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 9:45 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
"Free speech"? What about "clear and present danger" and "you can't falsely shout 'fire' in a crowded theater"? -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 9:36 pm

DuckTales - TV Shows
You do mean "never boned the fish", not "never jumped the shark". -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 9:27 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
What a shameful set of quotes this is!! http://www.liveworld.com/news/press/070301.html "We are delighted to be working with TV Guide on Jump the Shark. It's a terrific site with a vibrant group of enthusiastic users that will only benefit from further integration with the TV Guide Community," said Peter Friedman, Chairman & CEO, LiveWorld. "Welcome to Jump The Shark's extreme makeover," site founder Jon Hein wrote on the home page of JumptheShark.com. "There's no Ty or a big bus, but JTS now offers real-time voting and posting, automated category tabulation, dynamic linking of shows across the site, and a facelift that brings the site out of the nineties." Hein published the site in his house for 10 years before TV Guide acquired it last year. The independent spirit of the site will be maintained. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2009, 9:17 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random Topics
I don't just think the Nintendo Wii boned the fish. I think Nintendo has boned the fish as well. It's quite obvious that they cancelled the classic systems that made Nintendo great, like the Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boy Classic, and Nintendo 64. What is wrong with the rest of you people?? -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on May 4, 2009, 9:15 pm

Rugrats - TV Shows
I know this is a cartoon, but the character of Angelica is one of the worst in cartoon history. She is a complete spoiled brat and is a manipulative sociopath. One of the worst influences on children in the history of TV. I might also add that this along with "Doug" and "Ren and Stimpy destroyed Nickelodeon. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 4, 2009, 5:31 pm

Academy Awards, The - Random Topics
Several events have contributed to the demise of the Academy Awards. It seems that for quite a few years, the criteria for winning meant that the movie had to be more than three hours long, foreign, or obscure. The movie also should have been very slow, like "Titanic" and "Braveheart." It also is incredibly annoying how after the Academy Awards certain movies' titles become a catchphrase like titanic and crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Not only do I now watch the Academy Awards themselves, but I am nervous to rent a movie that is an Academy Award winner. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 4, 2009, 5:27 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
maybe the Emmy's can be paid off to add "Bone the Fish" as an award winner so we can get onto wikipedia... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2009, 2:47 pm

New York Yankees - Random Topics
I HATE THE EVIL EMPIRE! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 4, 2009, 1:29 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
We created a Wikipedia article and added a link. The article was deemed non notable and marked for swift deletion. Seems we need some type of main stream news agency to mention us before we are real. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 4, 2009, 1:11 pm

Wikipedia - Websites
Maybe if someone posts a comment from Bonethefish.com (preferably one regarding the way TV Guide ruined the site) on wikipedia's jump the shark page and has a link to Bonethefish.com as a reference... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 4, 2009, 1:06 pm

Twitter - Websites
Send and receive messages from others. They already have this. It's called "texting". Talk about reinventing the wheel. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 4, 2009, 12:52 pm

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
Have the Emmys boned the fish? -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on May 4, 2009, 12:45 pm

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
You are so right. All these pop stars nowadays? And here we are, panning Milli Vanilli. I don't care for pop anyways. And as for the Grammys, I think all awards shows are rigged one way or another. The Simpsons episode, "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story", won an Emmy. Just about every other episode from season 17 was way better than that one, yet it won an Emmy? All these other shows it was up against, yet THAT won the Emmy? If the awards ceremony WASN'T rigged, then THAT would surprise me. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 4, 2009, 12:37 pm

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
I think what Milli vanilli did was to expose the Grammys for being such a bunch of crap. Now I'm no music expert, but how can people that are the cream of the music elite not be able to pick up on these guys lip-synching? I've held the grammys in a low opinion for a long time, so I want to THANK milli vanilli for exposing them as the bigger REAL frauds- much more so than Rob and Fab. And like I said before, I was always amused at the idiots that bought this music in the first place destroying the albums they liked to listen to- did the music change? For example, if you found out Led Zeppelin was 4 trained animals playing usic, and not Page, Bonzo, Plant and Jones- couldnt you still enjoy the music? Not if you were a early 90's pop music fan- they needed that image to listen to the music, it's very shallow. And why didnt the fans flock to the people that sang ethe music? THEY DIDNT CARE, it was all about image, and who wanted to follow two overweight middle aged people? So thanks again to Milli Vanilli for exposing that whole fan base as the superficial frauds that they are. Also one more point on the MV attacks, look at all of the fraud artists of today- Jessica SImpson, Ashlee Simpson, Britney... etc. Do any of them even really sing? Can they do a live show? They caught Ashlee lipsynching, she gets a pass? Wha?! The more I think back on Rob and Fab, hats off for pulling one off- NEVER BONED!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2009, 12:08 pm

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
The thing is, though lip syncing is not a horrible crime as many people make it out to be, they won a Grammy through the use of deception. Many people consider lying and deception to be a more serious crime. Take Clinton's cheating: he wasn't impeached for sleeping with Monica Lewinsky, he was impeached for LYING about sleeping with Monica Lewinsky. I don't know why, but it's the way things are. Back to Milli Vanilli, it's a shame Pilatus killed himself. But I agree it's unfair that other people who did much more horrible things are still admired, while Milli Vanilli are condemned just for lip syncing. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 4, 2009, 11:51 am

Craigslist - Websites
Yeah after the whole Craigslist Killer thing, I happened onto a human slavery documentary filmed in 2009 on MSNBC, Craigslist was cited as a top place for human trafficking to take place. Why the site doesnt close down it's "personals" makes me wonder why the FBI or someone else isnt investigating this criminal enabling website. Shady indeed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2009, 8:04 am

Milli Vanilli - Music Groups
This is an interesting case of Fish Boning, or in this thesis, a NEVER BONED explanation. Hear me out- Obviously this is two guys that lip-synced and it was fashionable, and funny to goof on them, thus an obvious FISH BONE. However, in retrospect, I feel very bad that these two people were harassed into one of them dying from drugs, and becoming public pariahs for lip synching, and when you think of the bad people in the world, what did these two really do? Pretended to sing? But they did SO much more for us #1- they exposed the Grammys for being bush league, and for that alone we can thank them #2- They exposed MTV, and the idiotic fans of things like top 40 music and even things that didnt exist yet like ASHLEE SIMPSON and AMERICAN IDOL for being that superficial- you now hate the music and will destroy CD's because they pretty face isnt singing it? Why not still enjoy it if you always enjoyed it? Why not follow the real singers if appearance didnt matter to your vapid minds? Oh wait they were older, out of shape people... Lame. And #3-These guys provided a TON of humor to all us, and were the butt of alot of jokes, so lets give them credit for the laughs, it was much better than the music they didnt sing. So lets give them a retro, or even post-humous NEVER BONED for their service in exposing the idiocy of pop music and it's mindless fans. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 4, 2009, 7:36 am

Darkwing Duck - TV Shows
Never boned, one of the last great Disney TV shows. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on May 3, 2009, 9:09 pm

Friday the 13th -The Series - TV Shows
Never boned. A good show that might have been hurt by tying the title to the slasher movie series. I recall a few people lamenting the arrival of slasher-film violence to television, and some Jason fans getting cheesed off when they figured out the show had nothing in common with the movies but the title. Again, a good show, but the title was a mistake. -- Submitted By: (AndyC) on May 3, 2009, 8:18 pm

Def Leppard - Music Groups
I don't think the guys ever boned. They sure had a streak of bad luck with their drummer losing his arm and their guitarist dying. The drummer came back as good as ever with one arm and they replaced the guitarist. They faded a bit in the late 90's but their latest album, Songs From The Stardust Lounge, absolutely rocked. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 3, 2009, 7:57 pm

Ren and Stimpy - TV Shows
Alot of Ren and Stimpy was bad, but the first season when John K actually was on the show before Nick drove him off and destroyed it was just pure cartoon Genius, it was a one of kind old time hand drawn cartoon that was original and funny, but in the long run, that was only 25% of Ren and Stimpy, so most of it was bad, but don't throw the baby out with the fish bone water. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 3, 2009, 7:53 pm

I Dream of Jeannie - TV Shows
They came close to boning when they got married in the final season. That can kill a series but Barbara Eden really held the show together. Tony Nelson has to the the dumbest guy ever though. He had a Genie who could give him anything, and I mean anything in the world but he kept telling her not to help him and he always wanted to be an astronaut. All he had to do was wait for the lottery to get to a huge jackpot, buy one ticket, and tell Jeannie to make it the winner. That would allow him to be a multi millionaire without having Dr. Bellows trying to bust him. He could then afford his own fleet of aircraft and probably fly to the moon himself if he wanted. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 3, 2009, 7:52 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
Sopranos Boned hard with the last episode, as did the new Battlestar Galactica so yes it can be done, Seinfeld tanked at the end, it ruins what came before knowing the pathetic ending. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on May 3, 2009, 7:49 pm

Seinfeld - TV Shows
Unfortunately a show can bone the fish on it's last episode and this one did. They should have just stuck with the forumla and had a giant 2 hour multi-story plot like their episodes had. It could have involved larger subjects like traveling or marriages or winning a lottery or whatever, but everyone getting sent to prison was a little too far out. These guys are all still young and don't have a whole lot going on. They need to take their time and do a reunion show so everyone will forget their first finale. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 3, 2009, 7:48 pm

Ted McGinley - Celebrities
I know he actually had his own place of honor over at JTS, but this site isn't JTS is it so Ted gets new life here. Saying Ted brings bad luck to any series he joins is like saying the Justice of the Peace causes people to die when he shows up at the scene of an accident. He isn't called until there is an accident and the paramedics have determined the person is no longer living. He has the thankless task up showing up and signing the document to make it official. Ted was first called up to help Happy Days after everyone had left and Fonzie was basically the star. Ted was called again when the Love Boat was running out of ideas and needed a photographer for whatever reason. His phone rang again when Steve left Married With Children and Marcy needed a new love interest. In each case Ted was called up when a series was in trouble. He isn't the Sitcom Grim Reaper, He's the Sitcom Doctor. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on May 3, 2009, 7:43 pm

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