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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Boston - Music Groups
Actually, they made two albums with the original lineup and both were quite good. Then after an 8 year "hiatus", they came out with "3rd Stage", with only Tom Sholz and Brad Delp remaining from the original lineup. Barry Goudreau, Sib Hashian and Fran Sheehan were toast by this time. The problem is the 3rd Stage album itself was pretty good, so even though you have the classic elements of a boning (60% of the original band not appearing), they didn't truly bone until their voice, Brad Delp, was cut loose. That was on the "Walk On" album. You can't make the excuse that Brad was dead. He wasn't then. His suicide was a more recent, and tragic, event. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:46 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
Not for nuthin'. I don't think any actor doing his job should be slighted for what he is, and maybe if he had refused to apologize I could see firing him, but what did Katherine hope to achieve? Putting the guy on welfare? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:41 pm

Black Sabbath - Music Groups
Only Ozzy here. Dio's post-Sabbath stuff is OK, but I prefer the Ozzy era. After a while, Dio's screachy voice grates on me. That's one thing Ozzy didn't have. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:28 pm

Jack Palance - Celebrities
I just read about Jack shutting up Tim Burton on the Batman set. Lol priceless -- Submitted By: (trigga415) on July 19, 2012, 4:27 pm

Billy Joel - Music Groups
I almost voted for post 1983 until I realized even that was one album too late. I didn't care for "An Innocent Man" too much. To me that was when Billy stopped being Billy and started using worn out "gimmickry" (e.g. "yet another 50s revival - oh joy - we didn't get enough of this with Happy Days") to sell records. From then on, gone were the prominent piano parts that were staples of his songs on every album up to The Nylon Curtain, replaced with standard, basic, guitar-oriented pop-rock. An Innocent Man wasn't the worst of this, but it was the start of it. It had a few bright spots, but overall it didn't remind me of a Billy Joel's previous style. It sounded more like Billy singing someone else's songs, even though I'm sure he wrote most of them. "River of Dreams" was good as albums go, but I still hear few hints of "classic" Billy Joel in there. Could be a coincidence, but when I believe he boned seems to coincide with his first divorce / marriage to Christy Brinkley. Makes one wonder if his first wife wasn't the inspiration for his early albums. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:23 pm

Bee Gees - Music Groups
They boned when they went disco, because I hate disco. Maybe that's selfish, but that's why we vote. When I hear "I Started A Joke" or "New York Mining Disaster", it sounds like someone wrote a song he wanted to mean something. When I hear "Stayin' Alive" or "You Should Be Dancing", I'm reminded of that 1970s celebration of white Italian (I am one) trash called "Saturday Night Fever". There's a reason disco nostalgia came and went quickly in the 1990s. It has very little staying power. It's just not fun music to listen to. If you like dancing, it's passable, but what if you like MUSIC? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:13 pm

24 - TV Shows
I still love this show but it's obvious after reading this page that this show has jumped more times than can be counted. All of it though never really created a downfall, it was only momentary. The show lasted because it never really changed, it always felt like season 1 with a new wrapping - great for a long running show. -- Submitted By: (trigga415) on July 19, 2012, 4:11 pm

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
How can anyone say "Revolver" wasn't good after hearing "Tomorrow Never Knows"? That song was alternative rock before there was alternative rock. IMO though, Rubber Soul was their best album as it appealed to both original Beatle fans who preferred their backbeat roots, and their "hippie" fans as that was when their sound, not to mention their album art, began to evolve more in that direction. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 4:07 pm

Beat, The - Music Groups
I could never stand the lead singer's voice. It was like a cheap David Bowie impersonation, and General Public (this band's successor) was a complete atrocity. Hearing the ridiculously overplayed 1980s dreck "Tenderness" (did this song even CHART?) to this very day inspires great despair in me. Sappy garbage. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:59 pm

Bay City Rollers, The - Music Groups
Day 1. Their only "other" hit was a cover, which was later covered again (I Only Want To Be With You). Not even sure "Saturday Night", their only passable song (which was a lot less passable the last time I heard it) is original. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:49 pm

Asia - Music Groups
They were never all that, and their 2nd album was horrible, but the real boning moment came when Steve Howe left the group and they soldiered on without him. They were supposed to be a "supergroup", but without Howe they were a lot less super. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:46 pm

Amy Winehouse - Music Groups
Robert, I don't see why I should be forced by my government to do without enjoying a "J" once in a while just because people like Amy Winehouse are stupid. It's one reason I vote that she sucked from the start. If there's one thing I can't stand it's people who can't control themselves causing regulations to be imposed on those of us who survived because we can......and yeah, I can predict many will give me the "you say that now" speech. Whatever......30 years and counting. Let me know when it's gonna happen. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:40 pm

Aldo Nova - Music Groups
Is that why when "Fantasy" was "new" it sounded so familiar? I could have swore that song was already several years old when it "world premiered" on MTV. Now it makes sense. The only other song of his I remember is "Monkey On Your Back", which was lame, overdone, and quickly in and out of MTV's "power rotation". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:33 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
Brian relied too much on Angus? What about that voice? Fingernails on a chalkboard compared to Bonn. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:24 pm

Flock of Seagulls, A - Music Groups
If I had a photograph of you.....or something to remind me......I wouldn't spend my life just Wish-ing [ing ing ing ing] -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:19 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
... But on the topic of KH, she has always struck me as Hollywood Fake. And frankly, I never thought she was all that hot, IMO. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:17 pm

Zulu (Gilbert Lani Kauhi) - Celebrities
Another "why bother?"......."Zulu as Kono" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 3:16 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
I can vouch for what kingbk says about Hollywood. If you are trying to break into showbiz and happen to be married (Hetero-marriage- that is) NOOOOOBODY wants to hang out with you, Seriously. It's only the couples who were already famous when they got married that everybody fawns over. If you're a married nobody trying to break in. Forget about it. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:14 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Yeah, she probably has ol' Hef on speed-dial. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:05 pm

Polly Holliday - Celebrities
Sadly, she'll probably always be best known for her role as Flo in Alice. What people don't realize is that she has a VERY broad range as an actress. I've seen her in other roles, and she was so good, I didn't even once think "HEY! That's Flo!" I think she is generally very under-rated as an actress, but it's nice to see that she gets work. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 3:04 pm

Wayne Rogers - Celebrities
Not "everything" since M*A*S*H. "House Calls" (also based on a feature film) was pretty good before Lynn Redgrave left. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 2:59 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
No to mention Mockumentaries about Mermaids. I thought this was supposed to be educational TV? Did I, at some point, wake up in an alternate reality where the Special Ed. kids took over the world? -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 2:58 pm

Six Flags - Random Topics
The kid in me LOVES going to amusement parks! But the grownup in me just hates pissing away $200 (easily) to take the family to go stand in line for 3/4's of the day. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on July 19, 2012, 2:55 pm

Wayne Brady - Celebrities
He boned when he hosted this lame race-baiter fest on TV Land called "That's What I'm Talking About". A typical episode included "panelists" such as Al Sharpton, Harry Belafonte and George Lopez being tossed softball questions with no follow up. One question Wayne posed that started out interesting was when he asked the panelists whether OJ was guilty, and the too lame liberals Sharpton and Belafonte answered that "a jury found him not guilty", but that wasn't what Wayne asked! We know what the jury said, he asked YOUR opinion. They copped out and Wayne failed to call them out for it. Show was a joke, and the start of TV Land itself boning the fish. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 2:06 pm

Terrell Owens - Celebrities
I wonder if I should have voted "Dancing / Not that there's anything wrong with it" but he boned long before that. His celebratory dances in the end zone were nauseating, and how did those not draw a flag? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:33 pm

Ted McGinley - Celebrities
He boned back, because before Married.....With Children, he was pretty much the kiss of death whenever he was cast on a show. I agree it wasn't his fault, but all those sorry coincidences can't be ignored. Truth is he took a lot of roles on shows that everyone knew were on the downward slide. Do I blame him? Hell no! Struggling actors have to eat, but I can't vote "never boned". If anything, the string ended when he was cast on "Married.....With Children". I don't think he was better than Steve, or worse. I think they were both funny, but in a different vein. Steve was funny because he always let himself get dragged down to Al's level. Jefferson was funny because he was already there, but was always having to hide that from Marcy. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:31 pm

T. R. Knight - Celebrities
I don't think he got Birk removed from the show. I think that was Katherine Heigl deciding she had the right to be more offended by what Isaiah Washington said than T. R. Knight was. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:23 pm

Sylvester Stallone - Celebrities
Best movie = Nighthawks -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:21 pm

Sidney Poitier - Celebrities
Wow, nobody voted on Sidney Poitier, star of "The Blackboard Jungle" and "In The Heat of The Night" amongst other classics. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:06 pm

Shirley Jones - Celebrities
Talented, gorgeous, sweet....even now! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 1:05 pm

Sean Penn - Celebrities
He boned when he married Madonna. Talk about a mismatch made in hell. The movies they did together were horrible. Anyone remember "Shanghai Surprise"? After they divorced, it was a while before he could rehab his image (yeah, it took a major hit from all those beat up photographers long before most of us knew who Chavez was). -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 19, 2012, 12:59 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
I was so looking forward to getting this channel (it used to be great). About 50% of the shows are now different reality shows about hillbillies "catchin' critters". The idiotic haunted house one is on all the time, too. Sometimes they have Animal Cops reruns. That seems to be the entirety of their programming. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 10:07 pm

Cable TV - Random Topics
My dad was a cheapskate and would never get us cable TV. I always vowed that when I grew up I would get it. I'm finally in a financially secure situation and got cable at last as of a week ago. And guess what, it's crap. So many channels, but all those channels are full of reality shows. And I have to pay extra for HD, when it's free over the antenna. When the low promotional price expires in 6 months, I'm probably going to cancel unless the programming improves. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 9:57 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
I've been told that the guy did know what he was doing once upon a time and he's been coasting on that reputation for decades ever since. He kept working way past his expiration date because he had all those wives and kids to support. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 9:19 pm

Florence Henderson - Celebrities
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/26/florence-henderson-john-lindsay-crabs_n_884699.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 18, 2012, 8:58 pm

Sean Hannity - Celebrities
I am SHOCKED someone voted for theme song change, but Im glad they did it because I voted for that. The theme song he uses since 9/11 is the most sappy, cliche-riddled piece of garbage known to man. Not one original line in that entire sappy fishboner. Cant listen to Hannity anymore. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 18, 2012, 5:00 pm

Sonic the Hedgehog - Random Topics
I never really got into STH, probably cause I never owned a Sega. However, merging obvious rivals together is an automatic bone. Absolutely never, should Mario and Sonic be along side one another. It's bad enough Donkey Kong has been reduced to being a tritagonist, maybe not even that. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 18, 2012, 12:09 am

Elisabeth Shue - Celebrities
She was cute when she was younger. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 18, 2012, 12:00 am

Deep Purple - Music Groups
RIP Jon Lord. In my estimation, the heart of Deep Purple. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:58 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Hip hop boned for the same reasons all other genres of music have. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:56 pm

Lisa Marie Presley - Celebrities
Presley and Jackson "marriage". The king of rocks daughter marrying the king of pop? If that's not PR bs I don't know what is. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:54 pm

Jennifer Lopez - Celebrities
I heard on the radio today that JLoser is leaving American Idol along with Steven Tyler. She went on to say she thinks that Mick Jagger, Bono or Bon Jovi should take her place. Um.. 2 out of 3 of those people are bigger, better and more talented than Tyler, she, and AI all put together, Jagger especially. How vain can you be? Oh well, AI is the real Devil's music anyway. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 17, 2012, 11:50 pm

Jon Lord - Music Groups
The keyboard sound of Deep Purple. Some of the best and most influential music of the 70\'s. He will be sorely missed by all. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on July 17, 2012, 8:55 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
You'd think they'd show some wholesome wildlife documentaries and National Geographic nature specials, but no, they show idiotic reality shows that aren't even animal related. Haunted houses? Really? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2012, 7:11 pm

TLC (The Learning Channel) - Random Topics
Like the other specialty channels, they started to show dumb reality shows that have nothing to do with the channel's original intent. I just found out that disgraced baseball star Pete Rose will be starring in a reality show on this channel. If it hadn't boned before, it has now. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2012, 6:54 pm

Sally Field - Celebrities
If she's using the medication she's pitching, or endorsing, because it's helping her with some condition, I think that's perfectly OK. At least she gets to the point, unlike those awful prescription meds commercials that seem to go on for an eternity, with the corny music and amateur actors. I don't think I EVER want to hear about "Yaz birth control pills" ever again! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 5:03 pm

Rudy Giuliani - Celebrities
I never agree with any mayor taking people's real property for being ACCUSED of a crime. Whatever happened to due process? First it was they'll take your car for drunk driving (accused, not yet convicted), then it was wreckless driving (not necessarily drunk), then the successor he endorsed expanded it to illegal fireworks possession (all fireworks in NY State are illegal - doesn't entitle some rich out-of-touch buttmunch mayor to my car). The last one is a Bloomberg deal, but Giuliani was the inspiration for it. No forfeiture without due process! These last two mayors have sucked in that regard, and please don't hand me some "end justifies the means" BS. This is still America, and only our constitution can justify the means. If it can't, then the law should be struck down. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:53 pm

Rodney Dangerfield - Celebrities
"I must be an ass man, because everyone I meet says 'you're an ass, man!'" - RD Never boned! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:40 pm

Robert Duvall - Celebrities
He never boned, but The Godfather franchise sure did by not getting him for Part 3. Never understood that. Tom Hagan was sorely missed in that final chapter. I heard that one offer was made (faxed), which Duvall turned down expecting to hold out for more, but no other offers came. Really? One of the stars of the first two films and you can't up the ante a little or have a face to face with the guy to find out what he might want? Sheesh! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:34 pm

Richard Nixon - Celebrities
What nobody's pointing out is HOW STUPID Watergate was for Nixon to be involved with in the first place! He won 49 friggin' states! Was he worried? Sheesh! Totally flushed a second term he was given with an overwhelming mandate. When you're forced to resign less than half way through a 2nd term you won in a ridiculous landslide, there's no doubt you have boned the fish! The wrongness of it is one thing, but it pales next to the utter stupidity of it! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:13 pm

Priscilla Presley - Celebrities
To me she'll always be the hot MILF from The Naked Gun movies. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:05 pm

Prince William of Wales - Celebrities
I suppose he never boned, but I bet I'd have more fun hanging out with his pot smoking brother who dresses as "der fuhrer" at costume parties. Now THAT GUY is a card! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:03 pm

Polly Holliday - Celebrities
Never leave a supporting role in a successful sitcom for a starring role in a spin-off that could be a bust. The Ropers was the same deal. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 4:01 pm

Plaxico Burress - Celebrities
He might have boned back, but it looks like it wasn't meant to be. His one season "comeback" with the Jets was marginal, and he wasn't asked back for 2012. Nobody has contacted him and it appears he's retired. He jipped himself out of his last big contract by being wreckless. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:59 pm

Phil Spector - Celebrities
I realize the verdict is in, and people have decided how they feel about Phil Spector as a result, and there's little doubt he's not playing with a full deck and hasn't been since his car accident, but I find it very hard to believe he intentionally murdered Lana Clarkson. I think they were messing around with a gun, probably drunk, and it went off. I don't see a motive to murder her really. Because she wouldn't put out? I don't buy that, and I doubt it was the first time he got smacked down. On the other hand, he has used guns to harass people before, both male and female, and by going to the well once too often he was no doubt asking for trouble. Whether it was intentional or not, he really incriminated himself with his prior behavior. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:55 pm

Peter Tork - Celebrities
Never boned, but I don't think he was more talented than Mike Nesmith, and when you take both the quanity and quality of their songwriting contributions to The Monkees, I think it's no contest. Nesmith didn't just write country tunes to sing himself. He also wrote R&R songs that sounded good with Mickey Dolenz singing them(Girl I Knew Somewhere; Daily Nightly; Mary Mary). Tork's most notable contribution was "For Pete's Sake" (another vehicle for Dolenz' voice), but even on this he shared the credit. Some of the songs he wrote for "Head" were OK, but The Monkees' popularity was on the decline by then. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:50 pm

Paula Abdul - Celebrities
Day 1. Her videos made me want to be violently ill, especially the one with the singing animated cat, appropriately titled Opposites Attract, and why not? She is a cliche, so her hit song might as well be one too. BTW, its been proven that the only thing opposites attract is divorce, so she was also running with a lame, debunked concept that only works in movies. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:37 pm

Osama bin Laden - Celebrities
I won't even vote "after the Soviets fell". Knowing what I know now about OBL, we should have been ROOTING FOR THE SOVIETS to crush Afghanistan, and never boycotted the 1980 Olympics. Score another idiot point for President Jimmy Carter. We had a bunch of Russian saps willing to do what would eventually become our dirty work for us, and we screeched the whole time. Idiots we were. We should have funded them. In the end, the USSR was right. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:20 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
Tolerant and open-minded, indeed. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:15 pm

Olivia Newton-John - Celebrities
Yeah, except that worked for Pat Benatar's voice, while it was gag-inducing for ONJ's. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 3:15 pm

Animal Planet - Random Topics
OK. Sci-fi Channel (I REFUSE to call them syfy!) has wrestling, and MTV has everything BUT music. Animal Planet's been doing something stupider than Bigfoot: Haunted houses. Please tell me what those have to do with the animal kingdom! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:14 pm

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002) - TV Shows
A friend got me a DVD collection of this updated series. In many ways it was better than the original: improved artwork, better storylines, much less cheesy. Characters were redesigned for the better (Ram-man was burly and tall instead of a midget with springy legs). Though I don't understand why Skeletor was barefoot this time around. Thanks, CN, for cancelling this so we could get crappy shows like Problem Solverz and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome instead. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:12 pm

Annoying Orange, The High Fructose Adventures of - TV Shows
Cartoon Network has officially entered the dark ages. This is just not funny. At all. The first (and only) episode I watched was a parody of Star Wars...how original! More like DONE TO DEATH. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:11 pm

Scientology - Random Topics
Anyone hear about the Scientology boot camp? It was complete with razor wires, beatings, volunteer punishments, and a sniper's nest. It's alleged to be the reason Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 17, 2012, 3:08 pm

Morton Downey, Jr. - Celebrities
His show started out good, but then he began selling out his core Conservative audience, and pandering to blacks. The beginning of the end for me was when he did yet another pandering show featuring him rapping with some bruthas at the beginning. This was the same guy who whined about the content of heavy metal records, but gangsta rap is OK because that's made by people you can make "kissy-ass" with? He boned irreversibly when he made up the story about being attacked by skinheads in a restroom because of his show's anti-racism themes. By this time, his show was tanking the ratings, because liberals never liked him and conservatives saw him as a sellout kiss-ass. This final act of desperation did him in career-wise. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:13 pm

Molly Ringwald - Celebrities
She quit "The Facts of Life" because she knew she was better than that. Never boned! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:08 pm

Minnie Driver - Celebrities
Just having the name "Minnie Driver" is a fishbone. Sounds like she should be behind the wheel of a Matchbox or Hot Wheels car. It's just really annoying hearing that name....sounds "contrived". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 2:06 pm

Martha Stewart - Celebrities
She wasn't even convicted of insider trading, but for "lying to investigators". Of course, since they couldn't prove insider trading, it remains ambiguous exactly what she "lied" about. I think she got railroaded with a "spite charge" when they realized they had precious little evidence against her. I vote "never boned", because I tend not to trust assholes in law enforcement on fishing expeditions. Look at Roger Clemens. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 1:20 pm

Marie Osmond - Celebrities
She boned when her personal problems started becoming common knowledge, from her divorce, to her eating disorder to her suffering from post-partum depression. I am sick to death of hearing about post-partum depression. We get it. It makes women kill their children and there's nothing that can be done about it (rolls eyes).....or is that just what we're being set up for? Going public with post partum depression should be an automatic fish bone. It is to mental illness what scientology is to religion, just a sick excuse to commit murder. We can't fix that for these idiots. A shrink has to, and meanwhile don't kill your kids because prison is still real. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 1:15 pm

Margot Kidder - Celebrities
She boned when she was found toothless and hiding in the bushes from assailants unknown. Her career has been dead since. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 1:10 pm

Macaulay Culkin - Celebrities
I don't, but I always found Shirley Temple to be mind-numbingly annoying, so maybe I just wish Macauley was more popular. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 1:05 pm

Lucy Liu - Celebrities
Maybe she hasn't boned yet, but it's imminent. I don't get casting her as Dr. Watson in the new Sherlock Holmes. Certain square pegs should not be jammed into round holes, and this is one of them. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 1:03 pm

Loni Anderson - Celebrities
Her marriage to, and eventual divorce from, Bert Reynolds ended up dragging both their names through the dirt, complete with seemy details. TMI for me. She seems to have disappeared since then. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 12:58 pm

Liberace - Celebrities
I don't think he ever boned, but his appearances on 60s TV (Batman; The Monkees) were kinda schlocky. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 12:50 pm

Lenny Dykstra - Celebrities
Steroids are the reason his career was cut short due to spinal stenosis, at least that's the theory. It was all downhill from there. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 17, 2012, 12:47 pm

Partridge Family, The - TV Shows
I don't think the Partridge Family was a Brady Bunch knockoff despite some similarites. They were two different kinds of families. One was a single parent family; the other was a blended family. If anything, Brady became a Partridge knock off when they started to sing. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 17, 2012, 12:50 am

Jonas Brothers - Music Groups
Joe released a solo album. Because of an appearance from foul mouthed rapper Lil Wayne, it was given a parental advisory stamp for explicit lyrics. His targeted audience is tweens and there was no way their parents would allow them to get this album. Therefore, it was not a big success. -- Submitted By: () on July 17, 2012, 12:11 am

Stray Cats - Music Groups
These guys are not one-hit wonders. They had 3-4 pretty popular hits during the 80s. Also, they had a unique sound, a rockabilly meets punk meets new wave sound that in the diverse music landscape of the 80s didn't sound like anything else. When I go to bars I usually hear one of their songs on the jukebox. That's pretty good staying power in my opinion. Sure, they aren't the best band from the 80s, but their songs are fun. Better than most of the crap that passes for music today. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 17, 2012, 12:05 am

Katy Perry - Celebrities
I'm waiting for her two year old Teenage Dream album to finally drop off the charts. I don't think that will happen for a while as it zoomed back up to the top of the charts thanks to her awful concert movie, in 3D yet. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 16, 2012, 11:43 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
I wonder if he ever did any research on the guests before he interviewed them. I rarely watched this guy but whenever I did, he would ask some very idiotic questions. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 16, 2012, 11:32 pm

Oliver Beene - TV Shows
This was more or less a Wonder Years clone. I thought I forgot all about that creepy show. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on July 16, 2012, 10:46 pm

Jenny McCarthy - Celebrities
Jenny's posed for Playboy AGAIN, I kid you not. This is at least the third time. Whenever it happens, it's a clear sign the money (and attention) has run out. I'm not even going to ask why a shoe ad would have anyone sitting on a toilet to begin with. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:29 pm

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
Katie Holmes being able to break the brainwashing of scientology gives me a faint glimmer of hope for humanity after all. Now if only more people would follow her lead and break free of the media's brainwashing... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:23 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
Haha, that goes for me too! And to think, people act (or at least used to act) like being interviewed by him was some huge honor. Oh well, he at least went through the pretense of marriage instead of being yet another one of those people who just sleep around. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:19 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
And the sad part is, it's been that way since at least the 40s. I never knew about this incident because I just don't care about celebrities but now that I do I...um...hate her more than I already hate celebs. Yeah, that's the ticket. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 16, 2012, 9:16 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
That's Hollywood for ya. You do anything against the staunch pro-gay, pro-liberal agenda and you can kiss your career goodbye. The institutions that most people believe in (marriage, family, church, etc.) are looked down upon with disdain in Hollyweird. If you want to work in that town, better keep your mouth shut if you're straight and lean conservative, even libertarian, in any way. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 6:37 pm

Stray Cats - Music Groups
I don't think they were one hit wonders. A guy I work with plays a cd of theirs from time to time. They have some pretty catchy tunes. I'm not their biggest fan or anything but the one cd that I've heard I like. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 16, 2012, 6:37 pm

Six Flags - Random Topics
Overall, I enjoyed Six Flags when it was in my city. Sadly, property values, supposedly, made it relocate rides elsewhere and shut down. I hated the long lines for a 3 minute ride though and of course the over inflated prices for concessions. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on July 16, 2012, 6:31 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
I never understood why this show, and this man, were so popular. Larry always appeared to be sleep walking through interviews with his softball questions and the chain smoking was noticeable in his gravely voice. Add to that the fact this man was the male equivalent of Liz Taylor when it came to failed marriages and I just never saw the greatness of this program. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 6:27 pm

Larry King - Celebrities
Here is where he boned for me, and you all can decide for yourselves whether this is important to you. He had Sharon Tate's (Manson family victim) sister ("Debra" I believe) on for an interview regarding whether Roman Polanski should be allowed back into the US after his statutory rape conviction in absentia decades ago. She mentions to Larry that she speaks to Roman (her former brother in law - the widower of Sharon Tate) on the phone quite often. Larry's "follow up question" to this, is to ask her how she can maintain a relationship with the man who "so brutally murdered her sister". With a horrified look on her face, she proceeded to explain to Larry that it was the Manson family, and not Roman Polanski, who murdered her sister, Sharon Tate. Some things are simply too well known in popular culture to screw up, much less someone like Larry King. Major league boning, and a major league sign he'd been doing this for too long. I'm sure many of the brain dead now believe Roman Polanski is a murderer. Great job Larry! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:53 pm

Helen Hunt - Celebrities
A friend of mine worked on the TV show Mad About You, so he got to know both Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser really well. According to him, he liked Paul Reiser, but couldn't stand Helen Hunt. He told me, "she is beyond stuck up and standoffish with everyone. She thinks of herself worthy of diva status when she's done nothing to achieve that." Look at her recent movie output and I think that speaks for itself. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 4:50 pm

Kirk Cameron - Celebrities
How does one "sanitize" Growing Pains? It pretty much came that way, didn't it? -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:02 pm

Kim Fields - Celebrities
She's 41 years old, so she better have that "break out role" soon. Being eye candy doesn't make her great. Her two sitcoms have been marginal. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 4:01 pm

Katherine Heigl - Celebrities
She boned when she insisted Isaiah Washington be fired from Grey's Anatomy after he had already apologized to the offended actor. Even T. R. Knight didn't make any such demand, but Queen Bitch saw to it IW was rendered unemployed, and he's pretty much been out of work since. So he'll NEVER be able to rebuild his career now thanks to Katherine HiHorse. Eff her! -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:53 pm

Kam Fong Chun - Celebrities
The only true Chin Ho, is Kam Kong. Those were some funny comments on the old site, like "Kam Fong as Chin Ho? Why bother?" -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:43 pm

John Travolta - Celebrities
He boned when he did Saturday Night Fever. 70s disco movies are an automatic bone. An arrogant guido with a white Italian trash family (take it from someone who is one - those people were offensive) and assholes for friends is not a likable character. I realize that will ruffle a few feathers, especially for those still convinced that "SNF" was "The Godfather" with disco in it, but those people need to take their meds. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 3:22 pm

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
Might sound funny, but we could use a TV family like the Addams. Even though they were weird and mysterious, you can't deny that they didn't love each other. Gomez and Morticia are a shining example of a strong marriage after many years and they were good, albeit again strange, parents for their kids. They also showed that you can do your own thing and it's cool. People always tried to take advantage of their enormous fortune or find ways to get rid of them, but the friendly, non judging nature of the family basically drove people crazy and kept the Addams bond strong. With the high number of shows with broken families or families that just confirm to a certain behavior traits, we could use the influence of Gomez, Morticia and the clan, even if they are creepy and kooky. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 3:14 pm

Alvin and the Chipmunks - TV Shows
When all the episodes were parodies of movies. By that point, it seemed like they were out of ideas and using movies as the basis of every episode was an easy way of continuing with new episodes. Not that I was ever a huge fan of this show. Too predictable. Alvin gets into trouble, Dave yells "Alvin!", they get out of the jam, they sing some kid friendly cover of an 80s hit, rinse and repeat. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 3:04 pm

Jimmy Carter - Celebrities
What helped people's anger at Republicans over Watergate was Carter's opponent, incumbent Gerald Ford, issuing a pardon for Richard Nixon, and also refusing to bail out NYC from its financial troubles. If Ford wins NY in 1976, most of us barely remember Jimmy Carter as an "also ran". -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on July 16, 2012, 2:58 pm

Katie Holmes - Celebrities
I always found Katie Holmes attractive. She's not the best actress, but she seemed like one of the few in Hollywood to not to get sucked into the weirdness. That changed when she married Tom Cruise. However, she wisely kicked his ass to the curb. It also sounds like she has renounced Scientology. If she does one role that is awesome, I might give her a full unboned rating, but she's halfway there. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on July 16, 2012, 2:42 pm


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