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Celebrities - Tom Cruise

Thomas Cruise ; born July 3, 1962), better known by his screen name Tom Cruise, is an American actor and film producer. Forbes magazine ranked him as the world's most powerful celebrity in 2006

Wikipedia Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise
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1 Scientology Automatic Fish Boning!
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2 Oprah's Couch Jump Let's celebrate my fake relationships..
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3 Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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4 Katie Holmes Another Fake Marriage?
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5 Mocking Brooke Shields Postpartum depression=WEAKNESS!!!
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6 Matt Lauer Interview Hi- I'm crazy let me tell you why...
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7 Fake Wedding Married Ms. Kidman for ratings.
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8 Top Gun Horrible Cliche Film
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9 "Valkyrie" Great, those sympathetic Nazis- gotta love em'
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10 Never Boned Still rocks.
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11 Wants South Park ep. to cancel He doesn't have a sense of humor
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1 I actually liked his earlier films; in fact I'm watching The Firm right now. The thing that I have always disliked about his acting is that the guy cannot shut his mouth when there are no words coming out of it. Just watch him; he stands there "gaping". Didn't his parents teach him to shut his mouth when not talking? -- Submitted By: (Pete) on August 18, 2013, 1:41 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
2 I'd still watch his movies providing they have nothing to do with Scientology. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on June 8, 2013, 10:57 pm - (-1 votes) - Login to Vote
3 Aw, poor Tommy's creepy marriage busted up. Good for her for leaving him. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 29, 2012, 2:30 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
4 He boned for me years ago when he wanted that South Park scientology episode rerun to be pulled (they shown it previously already) or else he won't promote Mission Impossible 3. Correct me if I'm wrong, I think Paramount owned Viacom which also owned South Park which Tom Cruise also with Paramount. Anyways he wanted to be pulled because they made fun of $cientology (this was the first time I really heard of $cientology) and the gay rumors. This really shows that he doesn't even have a sense of humor at himself. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on May 16, 2011, 4:59 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
5 I do not understand how Cruise ever got into acting. He CANNOT act to save his life. Remember that terrible "War of the worlds" movie? I make it a point to avoid any movie that he "stars" in. -- Submitted By: (JustLooking) on October 9, 2010, 6:04 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
6 I also can't pick just one. Cruise being a $cientology shill, the couch jump, him ripping on Brooke Shields...good grief. Other people would've been committed to a loony bin by now. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on August 8, 2010, 9:50 am - (4 votes) - Login to Vote
7 Hmmm this is tough... I can't just vote one. Fake weddings, Scientology, the Oprah incident, the Matt Lauer incident, the Brooke Shields incident, bad movies, a smile that makes me want to punch him... this guy doesn't just bone the fish, he eats the bones after the fish is gone. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on May 22, 2010, 3:34 pm - (5 votes) - Login to Vote
8 I was too young and naive to fully grasp the reason why the "love scene" with Kelly McGillis' Charlie and Cruise's Maverick was so awkward when I first saw it back in the eighties. Now, of course, when one considers, the personal preferences of the actors involved... Tom Cruise as an actor is now nothing but a punchline to any number of bad jokes. He's not Hitler though so let's not go overboard - yet. -- Submitted By: (baldrick) on May 22, 2010, 11:22 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
9 If Tom Cruise wants to piddle his money away into $cientology's coffers, that's his business and a personal decision on his part. But when he starts trying to cram it down the throats of the entire movie-watching public, that's where people need to holler foul and hand Cruise a scaling knife. MCS and Mike H are right: Cruise BTF when he stopped being an actor and started being a $cientology shill. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on March 9, 2010, 7:11 am - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
10 Ton Cruise? Tom Snooze more like it. his last few movies put me to sleep -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on January 21, 2010, 10:02 am - (-1 votes) - Login to Vote
11 Guess Scientology and being crazy like Cruise is was a perfect match. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 7, 2009, 6:15 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
12 I couldn't vote because I couldn't pick just one! -- Submitted By: (Melissa) on December 7, 2009, 4:39 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
13 Tom Cruise boned right after the movie Risky Business. In that movie I found him completely belivable as Joel, the character he played. But thats the movie that turned him into TOM CRUISE aka Hollywood super megastar. Every movie I've seen him in since Risky Business, he just doesnt have the talent to disappear into his character, to make me believe in who he is playing. When I see him on the screen, I'm looking at TOM CRUISE, super duper movie star, and not the character he is playing. He is just not a good actor. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 9, 2009, 12:30 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
14 This guy is a super fish eater. He boned with Scientology, he boned when he jumped on Oprah's couch. Top Gun boned, Cocktail boned, Days of Thunder boned. Tom likes fish so much he's actually been seen hanging out with the Gordon's Fisherman and Mrs. Paul. He's actually started attending Miami Dolphins and Florida Marlins games as well. He's unhinged. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 27, 2009, 4:27 am - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
15 He looks like a squint-eyed gopher with gum-disease and who smiles like Arsenio Hall; and the fact that he's rich and famous as an actor, simply makes sense that the US has the lowest test-scores of any nation that also has movies. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:14 am - (-2 votes) - Login to Vote
16 Boned when he became a spokesperson for Scientology and not an actor. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 5, 2009, 6:29 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
17 How about the fake wedding to Ms. Kidman? "Mr. Cruise... please come out of the closet!" -- Submitted By: (Koskov) on March 26, 2009, 1:23 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
18 The whole fake marriage with Katie Homes- who are you kidding with this? Oprah? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 22, 2009, 5:42 am - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
19 Agreed. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on March 20, 2009, 3:16 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
20 Boned when you stopped thinking of Tom Cruise the actor, and started thinking of him as Tom Cruise the Scientologist, anytime you hear his name. -- Submitted By: (MikeHernalsteen) on March 18, 2009, 7:55 pm - (2 votes) - Login to Vote

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