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Celebrities - Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick.
Wikipedia Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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@Locutus:
As opposed to teaching them a theory that says that the Earth is 6,000 years old? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 23, 2013, 6:28 pm - (0 votes)
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One of the coming attractions for the movie "Good Guys Wear Black" was footage of Chuck karate kicking the front windshield of a car, while the car was in motion. Yeah, OK. He made some BAD movies in the 70s. -- Submitted By: () on July 9, 2012, 2:59 pm - (0 votes)
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Putting down someone's religion while insisting that our children be taught an outdated nightmare about being descended from monkeys is the real boner. -- Submitted By: (Locutus) on June 9, 2012, 11:15 am - (-3 votes)
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How in heaven's name do people say Chuck Norris has boned the fish? I'm assuming those individuals who voted for him boning the fish are now dead. How do Chuck Norris jokes make him bone the fish? He didn't write them and had nothing to do with them. Seven people said he boned because he wants creationism taught in schools. I never knew he said that but what's the problem there? I am all for teaching various theories of all subjects which enriches discussion and encourages critical thinking. Do we want students to be simply taught straight from a textbook and that's it. Accept this and nothing else? That's not education, that's indoctrination. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 5, 2012, 6:00 pm - (4 votes)
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Chuck Norris doesn't bone fish. He bones whales. And then he uses their ribs to pick his teeth. -- Submitted By: (Soggy9000) on April 7, 2011, 1:33 am - (3 votes)
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Agreed. Even he has seemed to take the "Chuck Norris Facts" quite well (though if that and a home gym is the only thing keeping you in the spotlight still, then I guess he pretty much has no other choice). -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 30, 2010, 2:12 pm - (1 votes)
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Chuck Norris seems like a very nice guy. Too bad he's extremely religious, to the point where he doesn't believe in evolution and wants creationism taught in public schools. That's a bit too extreme for me. -- Submitted By: (kingbk) on April 29, 2010, 10:02 pm - (0 votes)
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Say what you will about "Walker: Texas Ranger". But it's hard for me to dislike him. Too dang nice. I think I believe people when they say he can save the world and cure cancer. lol. -- Submitted By: (ocfernan) on October 3, 2009, 1:05 pm - (3 votes)
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NEVER BONED! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on September 6, 2009, 1:43 pm - (4 votes)
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However, Pelirojo, he does have his favorite Chuck Norris Facts and even read some on the Best Damn Sports Show. According to Wikipedia, he's suing due to "trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights." -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 2, 2009, 1:40 pm - (0 votes)
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Irony, of course, is that Chuck Norris himself has been trying to sue the author of a book attributing all manner of diety-like powers to him. Does one bone if one sues instead of laughing off or revelling in a published work claiming superhuman attributes on one's behalf? Decide for yourselves. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 1, 2009, 3:18 pm - (0 votes)
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Chuck Norris never boned a fish. Fish can only dream of him boning them. We're talking about a guy who hides in the Boogeyman's closet here. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 1, 2009, 11:36 am - (1 votes)
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Anyone that would ever imply that Chuck Norris ever, ever, boned a fish would rightly receive a roundhouse kick to the chin, courtesy of Chuck Norris. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on April 21, 2009, 4:38 pm - (2 votes)
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