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It is time to vote for the latest Patron Saint of BTF! Our staff has whittled down the field to three finalists who epitomize what it means to Bone The Fish. A Patron Saint is someone who exemplifies the meaning of Bone the Fish. Someone who whenever they do anything it sucks, or bones.

Mel 'Shut up and blow me' Gibson
The perennial box office darling and super-Catholic may have lost some fans with his anti-Semetic rant to cops and when he knocked up his girlfriend while still married to his wife of 28 years, but the telephone conversations taped by baby-mama Oksana put Mel at the top of the BTF list.

Kim '72 Days' Kardashian
The sex-tape socialite, with her pretty face and giant behind, burst onto scene making gobs of money for seemingly simply just being. She stretched her 15 minutes, getting even hotter by always being seen next to her 'less talented' sisters. Calling off her fairytale E! television wedding after only 72 days is considered by many to be the exact moment she Boned The Fish.

Lindsay 'Really, I'm only 25' Lohan
Just when you thought the cute kid from Parent Trap must have finally learned her lesson, she screams 'I know nothing!' right in our faces. After a successful childhood career, many were ready to call it a career after a couple DUI's and a few stints in rehab, but Lindsay started dating chicks which bought her a couple of years. Fans have been pulling for a comeback, but lately the 25 year-old former-actress usually looks rode hard and put away wet. With her only appearances taking place in court, even her staunchest supporters are saying Lindsay has Boned The Fish.

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1 Lindsay Lohan Really, I'm only 25
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2 Mel Gibson Shut up and blow me
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3 Kim Kardashian 72 Days
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1 LiLo and the Reality TV Ho never had much cred to begin with. Mel was once considered a real actor and a quite huge star in Hollywood. Now he's just toxic gossip fodder and the punchline to his own biography. Mel Gibson by a very long chalk. -- Submitted By: () on November 21, 2011, 12:01 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote
2 I weighed my choices carefully. It's no secret that I loathe the Kardashians- all I know is that they cannot go away soon enough. Mel G.- Not front and center enough IMO. My vote went to Lohan. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on November 21, 2011, 10:38 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
3 HoHan in a walkover. Compared to her, Dawn Lyn looks like Betty White. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on November 20, 2011, 6:40 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
4 It's all about how hard a person's boned lately, and Lohan pulls into the lead by having the unmitigated gall to dare imitate a legend in Marilyn Monroe in a Playboy shoot. She gets my vote!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on November 19, 2011, 8:11 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
5 is Z-lister herself Lindsay Lohan! she was on top but thanks to her douchebag dad (Micheal) and her party mom (Dina) she belongs on the Z-list and don't forget she tried to sue e-trade because of a super bowl ad but lost,s she goes in and out of jail/rehab and goes on to the same thing! again my vote goes to Z-Lister Lohan! -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on November 19, 2011, 12:24 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
6 Years ago, prior to her heavy drug usage, a far more attractive Lindsay Lohan doing Playboy would've been a big deal. These days it's almost like the Cryptkeeper is doing Playboy. If that doesn't earn her the title of "The Patron Saint Of BTF", I don't know what will. -- Submitted By: () on November 18, 2011, 3:24 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
7 It's a really hard to pick out of the 3 but I pick Lindsay Lohan to be New Patron Saint. Even though Mel is sleezeball for cheating on his wife for a golddigger and his rant againist Jews, just that alone fail sway my vote to Mel. I almost pick KimK but besides the fake wedding, when does she really fail? Besides even being the most hated doesn't mean she failing, besides even with the "divorce drama" she still making money of this somehow anyways. This is why I pick Lindsay, she's a living epitome of BTF as was Happy Days is to JTS, she was very sucessful actress and loved by all but her very peak was either Mean Girls or Herbie but that's when her career and her personal life went downhill. Everything she touches she bones, she fail at coming back as an actress, she fail at being a lesbian, heck her epic fail is that she still on probation for almost 5 years for a misdemdor just because she can't even follow the simple rules of her probation. Hence that why I feel that Lindsay should be the New Patron Saint of BTF. -- Submitted By: (SSM) on November 18, 2011, 4:51 am - (3 votes) - Login to Vote
8 Mel for me, he had the most to lose and boy did he go ahead. Kim had nothing to begin with and Lindsay was a fluke. -- Submitted By: (johnnydough) on November 18, 2011, 1:06 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
9 I voted for Mel, too, not only due to the fact that he hates more than half the folks on our planet but for the more serious issues of him being oblivious to every other driver, pedestrian, and passenger on the road when he drives drunk despite being able to afford a fleet of limos AND the physical brutality of his youngest baby's mother [ granted she's no prize herself]. Lindsey's close to him re contempt and putting others in danger but hasn't had as many years of bad behavior as he- and Kim Kardisian's annoying and overexposed but, as far as I know, she hasn't hurt anyone else. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 17, 2011, 9:08 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
10 I voted Mel because A) His devout Catholicism make the Patron Saint thing funnier; B) Those Mad Mel tapes really made me laugh. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 16, 2011, 8:17 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
11 I don't believe I'll vote for any of these people as patron saints. Ted Mcginley on JTS was kind of funny, even though I actually thought he helped improve MWC. The 3 a$$holes selected here aren't worthy as far as I'm concerned. Keep Dawn Lynn. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 16, 2011, 4:33 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
12 I'm guessing Dawn Lyn's no longer worthy of being the Patron Saint of BTF. Tough competition here. Mel Gibson's a scumbag for cheating on his wife, and he OD'd on Omega-3 when he made the anti-Semitic and racists remarks. Kim Kardashian's short marriage proves once more that celebrity marriages are a joke (she's been married many times before, and she'll probably get married yet again). Lindsey Lohan is such a fish-boner she might as well be nicknamed "The Trawler". You usually see her on TV when she's busted yet again, usually on drug charges. The patron saint should represent the epitome of a TV show going downhill (as McGinley did for every show he's been on). But Lindsey Lohan has demonstrated that she's quite adept at going downhill herself. Hence, I vote Lindsey Lohan. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 16, 2011, 12:43 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote
13 All of them boned in their own way, but if I had to pick...I'd probably go with Lindsay with Kim running a close second. Kim's 72-day marriage doesn't hold a candle to Lindsay being in and out of rehab and acting like she's above the law at every court appearance. -- Submitted By: () on November 16, 2011, 9:08 am - (2 votes) - Login to Vote
14 This is a pretty hard debate for me. All 3 have amazing boning qualities. What happened to mel, I love braveheart. Kim is just a disaster. Lohan, IMO takes the cake with the repeated crap she does and the playboy session. lol good fun here though. I may have to vote twice! -- Submitted By: () on November 16, 2011, 7:40 am - (1 votes) - Login to Vote

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