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BoneTheFish.com - Websites
I see the old geezers r still posting. Too bad, this could have been an incredible resource and forum for contemporary TV. Dudes: 1960 was a LONG time ago, get current. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 24, 2016, 11:37 am

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Seriously people, does anyone under 137 years old even read this crap anymore? I tried for years to get some commentary going on TV shows made in the current century only to be attacked. You geezers love to dwell in the past and review shows you loved as kids but have not been on the air in forever! I love classic TV, i do! I also love current shows that will become the classics of the next generation. This site boned when it stopped allowing commentary from younger people and focused exclusively on a-holes over the age of 80. I love Leave it to Beaver but I love Speechless as well! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 18, 2016, 11:41 am

Henry Danger - TV Shows
According to the younguns in my family, this is THE show right now. Smaller kids love the splashy colors, sounds, and action. Older kids and adults realize it's a send up of the super hero genre and appreciate the double and triple entendres, some of which are seriously funny. Sort of a live action Underdog with a half-witted and inept super hero but who is still lovable and manages to do the right thing almost every time. They ridicule the whole Clark Kent/Superman thing almost every episode when Henry puts on a cheesy mask that leaves his eyes, nose, mouth, and hair exposed and nobody, including his own sister and his best friend don't recognize him. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on September 2, 2015, 4:47 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
The way this show SHOULD end. Sheldon wakes up one morning and discovers Leonard has vanished without a trace. He calls Penny, thinking he is there, but she says she never heard of anyone named Leonard. He asks Raj and Howard if they have seen Leonard and they both say they don't know who he is talking about. Sheldon goes to his office at the university to pout and to think when Leonard walks in and invites him to see something very cool. Sheldon follows and Leonard leads him into a very large room filled with computer sever banks. He leads him to a large cabinet and pulls open a drawer, similar to what they have in morgues. Laying on the pull-out table is Sheldon, his eyes are taped closed and he has wires coming out of his head and a feeding tube inserted in his nose. Leonard explains that the real Sheldon is the one in the drawer and that the other Sheldon, along with every one and every thing else in the world is a creation of his mind. Leonard closes the drawer and looks at his friend. "Does this mean I'm god?" Leonard answers, "Yes, Sheldon, you are god in this particular universe." "Cool! Let's get ice cream!" -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on June 30, 2015, 2:55 pm

Mr. Robot - TV Shows
Good show! I admit I was skeptical but the trailers drew me in and Rami Malek and Christian Slater can do weird seriously well. You want to root for the main character, Elliot (Malek) but we slowly find out he's really messed up mentally, snorts morphine for kicks, and stalks women he is attracted to, threatening any other males who come close. By comparison, Mr. Robot (Slater) seems harmless. All he wants to do is destroy the world financial system, Elliot wants to destroy people, the ones he doesn't like, which includes almost everyone. Creepy show but very well written and acted. Give it a shot, it's on basic cable so you don't hafta be a premium cable millionaire, lol. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on June 30, 2015, 2:36 pm

Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Movie Series
I was glad to see this movie series pop up on BTF. There are 3 movies so far, based on the Wimpy Kid books that middle school and younger kids (especially boys) find hysterical and addicting. Parents tend to hate the books for their crude subject matter but teachers love them since it motivates adolescent boys to actually pick up a book and read as a form of entertainment! The movies are faithful in their depiction of gross-out situations including plenty of bathroom humor and of course, the gold standard of kid-humor, fart jokes. The movies are good-natured and the characters always learn a valuable lesson by the end. The Wimpy Kid books are right up there with the Captain Underpants series for making parents uncomfortable, that alone should be a glowing endorsement. The films must be their worst nightmare come true, a popular series of films that their kids will whine them to death in order to get to see them. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on June 1, 2015, 12:00 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my previous rant about old JTS posts. I vote give the old comments their own section of the site, I'd love to read them. I just get annoyed when they flood the home page. Peace out my brothers and sisters. LLAP. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on March 1, 2015, 7:41 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
Art is art, dude. That means a good piece of art, whether a painting, a photograph, or a TV show will mean different things to different people. Some will love it, some will hate it, and some will not care one way or the other. I personally like the show but if you don't, well that's OK. That's what I love about this site, there are some really smart people posting comments and they often disagree but they always make good points. I never even noticed the mixed up chronological references but apparently it's a big deal to some people, and that's cool. I thank them for pointing that out. I guess my heart wins out over my brain on this one. Beverly and Murray Goldberg remind so much of my parents it's frightening and make me realize how good I had it growing up. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on March 1, 2015, 7:28 am

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Bone the Fish was until recently an outstanding site. The way it worked was a user would post one or two comments at a time, and when you logged on, you saw the most recent two dozen or so entries. You got a nice diversity of users, shows, and comments. Now, for the second time within a few months, some brain dead idiot has decided to flood the Fish with tired, outdated remarks from the old Jump the Shark site. The result is you have to wade through the back pages to find comments from other people. Life is too short, folks, in two words your site Sucks Balls. On top of that, your server is ridiculously slow. Goodbye forever, a former fan. BTW, any site that posts 200 consecutive comments from the same loser about the Bear in the Big Blue House should have their domain yanked. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on February 7, 2015, 11:12 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
tvwatcher: So in all of your lengthy critique, you found no fault with the actual show (acting, directing, characters), just some vague references to pop culture that may be off by one or two years. Do you really think anyone watching in 2015 cares about a hyper-critical analysis of a sneaker that came out in 1989 and the probability statistics of whether or not the character would or would not buy a pair in the first year of production? I lived through the 1980's and I don't give a flip if some movie or song came out in 1981 or 1985, or 1989 or 1991! The spirit of the 80's is what is important as far as the time period is concerned. The period in which the show is set is not the most important thing at all. This is a wonderful production about family and the timelessness of familial relationships. The writing, directing and acting are all top notch and if you would look past the minor time inconsistencies you might actually enjoy the show along with the rest of us. Peace. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on January 23, 2015, 9:09 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
The funniest character is the middle kid, Barry. He wants to be a rap star, calls himself Big Tasty and throws hissy fits when someone points out that he can't rap, and he's rich, Jewish and white, not a poor black kid from the 'hood. I thought the mother was too overprotective to be real until I remembered my own mother talking my football coach into cutting me from the team because I was such a delicate boy. It's a fun and funny show and seems pretty real. The dad strips to his boxers the second he walks in the door from work and parks his ass in his comfy chair in front of the TV. That was my dad! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:22 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
This was the year 2000 and every high school and college kid in the country was scouring the web for unusual and creepy sites. A friend told me about freakylinks.com and I was intrigued. It looked crappy as hell, like some kid did it, but it told a great story about this guy searching through the paranormal world for his brother's killer. NOWHERE did it say it wasn't real or operated by Fox. Several months after the site became popular, Fox launched the TV show. At first they claimed it was a realty-type show featuring Derek Barnes. When millions of kids recognized Derek as being Ethan Embry (Mark from the teen-cult hit Empire Records) Fox said it was BASED on the real Derek Barnes. When it came out there IS NO Derek Barnes, Fox quickly cancelled the show and never spoke of it again. Pretty scummy, Fox! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:12 pm

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
Best quote EVER about MITM: "Malcolm should have been run over by a bus in season 5." I mean how hateful, snotty and repulsive does a character have to get before they send him to sitcom heaven? -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:11 am

Salute Your Shorts - TV Shows
Very good show! It had a lot of obvious sitcom gags but it also had surprisingly touching story lines. Erik MacArthur's character was a popular kid but chose to bond with the misfits. They all protected each other, in between the inevitable fights and pranks. The result was a look at realistic kids acting in realistic and believable ways. It was far superior to the crap that Nick and Disney put on the air today. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:07 am

Mythbusters - TV Shows
This show peaked several seasons ago when they were doing hard science and testing the physics behind amazing myths. The best one I remember is when they setup air-driven actuators that drove pistons into the steel framework of an old bridge. They were trying to create a harmonic resonance that would shake the structure apart. It worked, the entire structure began vibrating and swaying but they shut it down before they actually destroyed the bridge. That was cooooool science! These days they do idiotic things like testing the internal temperature of fast food hamburgers. Booooooring! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 7:56 am

Eerie, Indiana - TV Shows
Eerie is getting super popular again. There's a new line of comics coming out and maybe an updated TV show. Long live Marshall Teller and Dash X. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:52 pm

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
Spacer, perfect ending! Perfect! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:49 pm

Middle, The - TV Shows
Serial killer Brick, that's hysterical because it's true! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:43 pm

Unhappily Ever After - TV Shows
I LOVED this show, and yes, Ross Malloy was one twisted bag of nuts, along with his dad. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:41 pm

Phil of the Future - TV Shows
I heard the same thing about the underage sex charge, no wonder Disney dumped him and his career disappeared. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:40 pm

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