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Spider-Man - Movie Series
Kirsten Dunst was the biggest problem I had with these movies- Mary Jane is supposed to be HOT. Dunst's face looks so over sized and large, like a pumpkin, on screen and is so unattractive for the audience to look at as well as the ridiculous suspension of belief that her character is being fawned over by the other characters in the film. She adds nothing and only detracts from these films. I had to laugh when she threatened to boycott a potential 4th film, because they can't possibly cast someone else in your role. Oh No! Does that mean we dont get another moon face ugly Mary Jane appearance? I guess we can never have Spidey again without you Kirsten? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 3, 2009, 6:40 am

A-Team, The - TV Shows
I think the "A-Team" suffered from what was network TV in the 80's- every episode must be self contained, no recurring character except the main ones, no long story arcs, no payoffs etc. The characters had about as much character development as a newspaper cartoon, it was the same story every week. I think that if you could put the A-Team into something like F/X, and have some violence and some character development like "Sons of Anarchy" or "The Shield" it would be way better- but for the 80's the show did about as much as it could have done under the large restraints placed on it as a show. But I do agree, they break Murdock out every week, how hard would it be to catch these guys? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 5:55 pm

Judas Priest - Music Groups
Despite the whole "Halford Coming Out of the Closet", and the whole cover-singer taking the lead of the band (Ripper Owens) Judas Priest rocks harder than ever- check out the new double album (or cd) "Nostradamus"- congratulations Judas Priest, you have remained true to your metal and music roots. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 2:25 pm

Mad Max - Movie Series
After the great "Mad Max", and the even better follow up "The Road Warrior" there was a huge let down with the 3rd Installment of "Beyond Thunderdome". No cool cars, no real villain (Tina Turner?) and very few cool action sequences. Also there was the bizarre confusion of having the "Gyro Copter" actor from the second film in the third film as a "new character" which just was confusing. Then to top it off the annoying children living in the desert was really the BTF moment- this was like the Ewoks being added to "Star Wars" - just needless cuteness added to a franchise that didn't need this element for any reason accept to appeal to kids or some non "Mad Max" demographic -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 8:14 am

Star Trek - TV Shows
Despite some hokey 60's elements- this show still stands up today well beyond many other television shows due to the great writing, positive message, and incredible cast that was brought together on this show. Star Trek's original incarnation was a television classic that despite many imitations and other Star Trek series will never be matched or surpassed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 6:30 am

Wheel of Fortune - TV Shows
There was a time when Vanna White was very sexy and exotic... back in what, 1988? Now in 2009 I wonder what deal she struck with the devil to walk around and TOUCH panels (and not even turn them anymore)all of these long years later... when she looks like someone's aging mother and not a hot model! Seriously if there was ever a job based on how you look- this is it, even "The Price is Right" shipped out the models on the show when they got a little bit long in the tooth! Move Vanna out to pasture!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:41 pm

M.A.S.K. - TV Shows
I loved this show- the flying combat camaro? And the theme song- M M M MM MMM MASK!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:18 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Wow- I forgot the "warp 5 speed limit" nonsense, the beginning of the politically correct era on TV indeed.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:18 am

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985) - TV Shows
I had forgotten how idiotic Serpentor was- he looked like a pro wrester and had a bad accent- how could COBRA ever give this guy the top job over Cobra Commander? Scandalous! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:17 am

Growing Pains - TV Shows
When Kirk Cameron became an annoying born again christian, it sort of Boned ever watching him as a fun partying "bad boy" teenager. How could you suspend belief of this guy ever again now that he was the spokesman for "Left Behind"? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 8:17 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
The television show that launched the career of Will Smith- and subjected us to "Hell Naw" and about a dozen awful movies. If mankind can invent time travel, I hope they go back in time and stop the creation of this show just to stop "Bad Boys 2" and "Wild Wild West" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 7:58 am

Married with Children - TV Shows
This wasnt just a show- it was a landmark in classic television. NO MA'AM!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 9:02 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
When the BORG went from being dangerous villains that we hand't seen the like of before (well Dr Who's Cybermen... maybe) to another stumbing "bad guy of the week" that were easily beaten... and the writers tried to "humaize" the BORG and help them find emotion and humanity in a storyline that has played out way too many times on the show (Spock, Data etc.). The show definitely lost it's edge right then and there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 6:42 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
It's so hard to even get a "grip" on when these films tanked- simply because teh films changed so much with the special editions and extra changes over the years. While the first big drop off came with the stupid "EWOKS" storyline and execution, the prequels were just dumb. Despite having some cool moments and characters (Darth Maul for example) the prequels just were poorly written, over CGI'd video game plot type movies. For the best Star Wars experience, just rewatch "Empire Strikes Back" even the special edition isnt that screwed up!!! And remember- HAN SHOT FIRST!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 9:23 pm

Nip/Tuck - TV Shows
An amazing show for the first two season, then with the incredibly contrived and horrible resolution to the "Carver" storyline, you could see the beginning of the Boning the Fish starting. The fourth season just completely went off into theft field, then the show moved to LA and got even more and more goofy- stick to seasons 1 and 2, they still are great dramatic television. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 4:29 am

Silver Spoons - TV Shows
I remember loving this show as a kid, it had everyting a child of the 80's could ever want, a lucky kid who finds out that he has an ultra rich single dad who hangs out with 80's spandex jumpsuit hottie Erin Grey of "Buck Rogers" fame, and on top of that he owns a huge multi-national toy company. And then there was the best friend character played by young breakdancing Michael Jackson clone Alfonso Ribeiro (back when Michael was the #1 star in the world, not a creepy sex predator) that every 80's kid wanted to have. Top it off with video games on set (Tempest, Dragon's Lair) and that bad ass train that was so big people could ride in it that was in the living room- this show was the coolest thing ever. I couldnt tell you what the plot even was, but I wanted to live in that house with Erin Grey and that Giant Train!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 27, 2009, 8:55 am

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
The whole masking his children thing was just the tip of the iceberg of the etreme wierd that this guy eminates. It is almost surreal to think back to the early 80's when girls swooned for this guy and he was a "hetero sex symbol", and basically he is at best one of the strangest individuals ever, and at worst- a pedophile protected by massive amounts of money. Really when was the last time this guy made people talk over his music? I think the last time I remember was when he called Tommy Mottola a racist at Sony records for not spending more money promoting him. Sheesh, how would anyone know to be racist to Michael with his ever changing skin tones. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 26, 2009, 9:19 am

Behind the Music - TV Shows
This was a really fun show when they detailed some great stories that had some bands that had some real stories- like Motley Crue, MC Hammer, Ozzy Osbourne etc. But when they have to drag out new talentless groups like Britney Spears and Lil' Wayne to try to raise ratings and the even more ridiculous BTM2 (a half hour show about new artists- lame) it started to go down the drain. Also the funny thing about the show was that the guy that did the announcing's voice, his phrases and mannerisms, the way the show was shot, and even the music became so cliched that all of the stories felt the same. You knew when the "bad music" started and the guy with the serious voice came on- they decline and fall into drugs after big fame was coming, followed up by the usual 5 minutes at the end where it "was on the upswing" and every burned out one hit wonder and 80's glam band had a new future in like 2005 or whatever- right... Well anyway this show was always a guilty pleasure, honestly who didn't want to know the backstory of RATT? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 26, 2009, 6:25 am

Flash Gordon (2007) - TV Shows
A complete rape of the classic Flash Gordon franchise. This was what is wrong with Hollywood and the television networks. Low budget, bad writing and nothing in common with the Flash gordon comic strip, movies or cartoons. A wholly terrible adaptation. BONED THE FISH the first second it was on the air. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 25, 2009, 2:51 pm

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
Let's hope the next 9 years in prison treats O.J. well- he deserves it! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 25, 2009, 7:53 am

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