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Underworld - Movie Series
The first "Underworld film" was so bad that I remember people walking out of the theatre, I forced myself to watch it as I paid to see it. I wish I would have walked out- this film was complete trash, I cannot even imagine how bad the sequels are!!! Avoid this at all costs, it bones the fish at 00:00:01 in the first film! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 6, 2009, 3:01 pm

Highlander - Movie Series
Highlander was a great STAND ALONE FILM- all of the sequels and remakes are not only bad, but beyond awful. Shame on Hollywood for dragging this out to try to steal a dime from the fans of the first film- unforgiveable BTF moments all around! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 6, 2009, 9:35 am

Diff'rent Strokes - TV Shows
With Dana Plato's Death and her sordid life after the show (Drugs, prostituion), Todd Bridges Crack/Cocaine addiction & drug dealing, and Gary Coleman being one of the most bizarre and unlikable "Z" List celebrities- it is hard to watch this show and not be creeped out by it. And this was one of those "feel good" 80's shows that evreyone liked back in the day. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 6, 2009, 8:10 am

Metallica - Music Groups
Im not sure that a band has ever sold out so hard and so fast. Really- go listen to any of their Pre Black Album music, and then listen to the "nameless" Black Album, the horror show that is "Load" and "Re-Loaded", then for more punishment try to stomach "St. Anger", and then the charade of "Metal Cred" that Death "Magnetic" was. Metallica in the definition of the Metal Community at large are sellouts, and only worthy of their real name: Alternica. They are little more than a heavier version of some of the bad "Nu Metal" genre of sort of metal acts from the 2000's. Rot in Hell Alternica! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 5, 2009, 8:33 pm

Robert De Niro - Celebrities
DeNiro is one of those actors that at this point is living off his reputation for incredible films that he made an increasingly loooong time ago- after Heat and Ronin in the late 90's... there hasnt been a really good film with his name on it, the Analyze This and That films, as well as the "Meet the parents" films. Of course and there is the Co-Starring with 50 Cent film, Righteous Kill.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 4, 2009, 12:54 pm

Spider-Man - Movie Series
Kirsten Dunst was the biggest problem I had with these movies- Mary Jane is supposed to be HOT. Dunst's face looks so over sized and large, like a pumpkin, on screen and is so unattractive for the audience to look at as well as the ridiculous suspension of belief that her character is being fawned over by the other characters in the film. She adds nothing and only detracts from these films. I had to laugh when she threatened to boycott a potential 4th film, because they can't possibly cast someone else in your role. Oh No! Does that mean we dont get another moon face ugly Mary Jane appearance? I guess we can never have Spidey again without you Kirsten? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 3, 2009, 6:40 am

A-Team, The - TV Shows
I think the "A-Team" suffered from what was network TV in the 80's- every episode must be self contained, no recurring character except the main ones, no long story arcs, no payoffs etc. The characters had about as much character development as a newspaper cartoon, it was the same story every week. I think that if you could put the A-Team into something like F/X, and have some violence and some character development like "Sons of Anarchy" or "The Shield" it would be way better- but for the 80's the show did about as much as it could have done under the large restraints placed on it as a show. But I do agree, they break Murdock out every week, how hard would it be to catch these guys? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 5:55 pm

Judas Priest - Music Groups
Despite the whole "Halford Coming Out of the Closet", and the whole cover-singer taking the lead of the band (Ripper Owens) Judas Priest rocks harder than ever- check out the new double album (or cd) "Nostradamus"- congratulations Judas Priest, you have remained true to your metal and music roots. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 2:25 pm

Mad Max - Movie Series
After the great "Mad Max", and the even better follow up "The Road Warrior" there was a huge let down with the 3rd Installment of "Beyond Thunderdome". No cool cars, no real villain (Tina Turner?) and very few cool action sequences. Also there was the bizarre confusion of having the "Gyro Copter" actor from the second film in the third film as a "new character" which just was confusing. Then to top it off the annoying children living in the desert was really the BTF moment- this was like the Ewoks being added to "Star Wars" - just needless cuteness added to a franchise that didn't need this element for any reason accept to appeal to kids or some non "Mad Max" demographic -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 8:14 am

Star Trek - TV Shows
Despite some hokey 60's elements- this show still stands up today well beyond many other television shows due to the great writing, positive message, and incredible cast that was brought together on this show. Star Trek's original incarnation was a television classic that despite many imitations and other Star Trek series will never be matched or surpassed. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 2, 2009, 6:30 am

Wheel of Fortune - TV Shows
There was a time when Vanna White was very sexy and exotic... back in what, 1988? Now in 2009 I wonder what deal she struck with the devil to walk around and TOUCH panels (and not even turn them anymore)all of these long years later... when she looks like someone's aging mother and not a hot model! Seriously if there was ever a job based on how you look- this is it, even "The Price is Right" shipped out the models on the show when they got a little bit long in the tooth! Move Vanna out to pasture!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:41 pm

M.A.S.K. - TV Shows
I loved this show- the flying combat camaro? And the theme song- M M M MM MMM MASK!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 3:18 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
Wow- I forgot the "warp 5 speed limit" nonsense, the beginning of the politically correct era on TV indeed.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:18 am

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985) - TV Shows
I had forgotten how idiotic Serpentor was- he looked like a pro wrester and had a bad accent- how could COBRA ever give this guy the top job over Cobra Commander? Scandalous! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 9:17 am

Growing Pains - TV Shows
When Kirk Cameron became an annoying born again christian, it sort of Boned ever watching him as a fun partying "bad boy" teenager. How could you suspend belief of this guy ever again now that he was the spokesman for "Left Behind"? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 8:17 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
The television show that launched the career of Will Smith- and subjected us to "Hell Naw" and about a dozen awful movies. If mankind can invent time travel, I hope they go back in time and stop the creation of this show just to stop "Bad Boys 2" and "Wild Wild West" -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 1, 2009, 7:58 am

Married with Children - TV Shows
This wasnt just a show- it was a landmark in classic television. NO MA'AM!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 9:02 pm

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
When the BORG went from being dangerous villains that we hand't seen the like of before (well Dr Who's Cybermen... maybe) to another stumbing "bad guy of the week" that were easily beaten... and the writers tried to "humaize" the BORG and help them find emotion and humanity in a storyline that has played out way too many times on the show (Spock, Data etc.). The show definitely lost it's edge right then and there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 30, 2009, 6:42 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
It's so hard to even get a "grip" on when these films tanked- simply because teh films changed so much with the special editions and extra changes over the years. While the first big drop off came with the stupid "EWOKS" storyline and execution, the prequels were just dumb. Despite having some cool moments and characters (Darth Maul for example) the prequels just were poorly written, over CGI'd video game plot type movies. For the best Star Wars experience, just rewatch "Empire Strikes Back" even the special edition isnt that screwed up!!! And remember- HAN SHOT FIRST!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 9:23 pm

Nip/Tuck - TV Shows
An amazing show for the first two season, then with the incredibly contrived and horrible resolution to the "Carver" storyline, you could see the beginning of the Boning the Fish starting. The fourth season just completely went off into theft field, then the show moved to LA and got even more and more goofy- stick to seasons 1 and 2, they still are great dramatic television. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 28, 2009, 4:29 am

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