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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Sam & Cat - TV Shows
I can be a bit of a conspiracy theorist at times and I really honestly think that 'Sam & Cat' was AG's little insurance policy if the new CD flopped. You know, CD flops, well there's always the show she could fall back on. It seems to me that when her music career started really getting some steam going, that's when we started hearing about trouble on the set. Just a theory. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 19, 2014, 5:51 pm

ZIMA - Random Topics
alternative to beer? more like alternative lifestyle -- Submitted By: (wambamsam) on October 19, 2014, 3:39 am

Bates Motel - TV Shows
This show is entertaining but you have to suspend belief and go with it, as it has to exist in an alternate universe where the movie was never made. -- Submitted By: (innerralph) on October 18, 2014, 9:18 pm

Ke$ha - Music Groups
Any teenage girl with a producer and a studio could create similar stuff. The word music cannot be used for her output. Pop reached a new low point when she had a hit record. -- Submitted By: (innerralph) on October 18, 2014, 9:09 pm

Day care - Random Topics
What happened to the trust in the neighborhood? Well, it's unfortunate. But nearly almost every neighborhood has a pedophile somewhere. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on October 17, 2014, 4:18 pm

DVDs - Random Topics
VHS is only good to have around as novelty. Nothing wrong with that, hippyman. But, VHS tapes are prone to deteriorate in time. I mean, their life expectancy is 10+ years and everytime you watch them, the quality will go down. Just saying, that nobody will help you if a VCR or tape malfunctions. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on October 17, 2014, 4:06 pm

Saved by the Bell - TV Shows
Season 2 changes everything with this show. Zack finally hooked up with Kelly and his rivalry with Slater was gone. Slater gave in to the belief that he would never have Kelly, so he paired off with Jessie. Worst of all, Max left the show and everything that made the first season work was out the door. Screech went from being very smart to a doofus impersonating Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Yet, somehow Screech was still the valedictorian of Bayside. There were so many things that bugged me about this show. Kelly is supposed to be the Marilyn Monroe of Bayside, but almost no one pursues her. What made Zack so popular? In reality, I could see him keeping Screech around to do his homework, it made no sense for Screech to stick around when he was constantly put down by his "friend". Also, there is no way a Kelly Kapowski would have a neurotic Jessie Spano by her side. I have two questions for the SBTB screenwriters. How did Principal Belding get on Zack's bed in that one episode? That's all kinds of wrong. Lastly, how did Zack graduate from Bayside not once but twice? Did they really expect us to believe the slimy conman matured over the seasons? -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 16, 2014, 8:17 pm

Call of the Wildman - TV Shows
This show has been exposed as being fake and abusive to animals. As if it wasn't obvious already. http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/01/animal-abuse-drugs-call-of-the-wildman-animal-planet -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 15, 2014, 5:55 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
Nickelodeon was bad enough with all of those ripoffs of the earliest cartoons (Rugrats: Ah! Real Monsters and Rocket Power, Ren and Stimpy: Angry Beavers and Catdog and Doug: Hey Arnold!), but once Spongebob came aboard, things only got worse. How many times a day do they play Spongebob? Just when you thought the media ripped him to pieces by labelling him gay,the creator releases the film. Spongebob has the most annoying voice in the world and yet almost everyone seems to love him. I don't understand. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 15, 2014, 11:41 am

Leave It To Beaver - TV Shows
Funniest (and filthiest) inadvertent line from this 50's - 60's iconic show: "You go ahead without me June, I'll stay here and pack the boys' fudge." Referring to a school bake sale. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 15, 2014, 8:33 am

ISIS - Random Topics
I remember when ISIS referred to a superhero as seen on Saturday morning TV following Shazam. Now it refers to a terrorist group that must be stopped or else the world is doomed. I just hope no one votes Never Boned. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 14, 2014, 7:38 pm

Stephen Collins - Celebrities
The revelations that he is an alleged pedophile is shocking indeed, and I loathe Seventh Heaven. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 14, 2014, 7:32 pm

Chris Brown - Celebrities
I don't really understand why Chris Brown keeps getting nominated for awards for his sucky music. Case in point, seven nominees for the Soul Train awards. It's an insult to all the great soul singers from the 70s. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 14, 2014, 7:06 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
From "Don't Miss TV" to "Must Miss TV". It's about time they put this one to rest. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on October 13, 2014, 3:33 pm

2010s - Random Topics
What will we remember the 2010s for? Photobombing? Wearing shirts with "U Mad Bro" on them? The national debt and unemployment increase? Those beats by Dre are a downgrade from the Apple Earpods if you ask me. I hate to complain, but how many CGI animated features are there going to be? The 2010s are the first full decade of Facebook (hence the Social Network movie) and those darn Livestrong looking rubber bracelets. The 2000s generation doesn't stand for anything like the previous ones. They're too busy skyping, twittering, and instagraming to give a damn, it seems. I voted day one but that Water Powered Flyboard video on Youtube still has me hopeful for the future. I doubt 2015 will look like the one in BTTF2, '14 isn't that advance. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 13, 2014, 2:36 pm

Nirvana - Music Groups
There's a station where I live that plays the same classic rock songs they did when I was in junior high. I'm 41 now. For whatever reason, 90s rock is anathema to radio. Songs from the 60s-80s? Perfectly fine. But not the 90s oh no, we can't have that! Not that I listen to the radio anymore anyway. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on October 12, 2014, 9:11 am

Tattoos - Random Topics
What's wrong with just an anchor or a heart with the word MOM on it? Nowadays a lot of people have to have tattoos all over their bodies. Arm tattoos, okay, but neck and facial tattoos, no way. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 8:20 pm

Rap (music) - Random Topics
A typical rap "song" these days is how many times you can use the N word, the B word to describe a woman, and the F word on one track. And what's up with rappers with their bodies completely tattooed up? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 8:11 pm

Men Without Hats - Music Groups
They also had a sizeable hit with "Pop Goes the World." Having said that, they are considered a relic of the 80s. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 7:55 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
His last album flopped. I have a feeling that people will remember the Weird Al parody much longer than "Blurred Lines" itself. The same with "White and Nerdy." Does anyone even remember the song that parodied? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 7:49 pm

Deep Purple - Music Groups
Once again this band is passed over for the rock and roll hall of fame. They weren't even nominated this year. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on October 11, 2014, 7:09 pm

Nickelodeon - Random Topics
For me the magic was lost in the early 2000's when Angry Beavers, Invader Zim, Rugrats (though it did get unbearable later on) Rocko's Modern Life and all those shows got kicked to the curb. As some people pointed out, they were replaced with nasty, predictable shows and ripoffs (Yes, Rocket Power, Catdog, why do people miss that crappy shows?) I felt like they could've done better and made more quality shows like Ned's Declassified and Avatar, The last Airbender, but resorted to cartoons about people lighting their farts on fire with force-fed "morals" shoved in at the end. (Didn't they learn from horrible shows like Mr. Meaty?) But what really hurt this channel is that they show the same 4 shows all day long. I watched while babysitting, and they only show SpongeBob, Fairly Oddparents (both shows seem to have gotten pretty horrible, but they must still sell toys, so they remain on the network to be milked) and a few teenybopper shows. I remember back when they didn't show the same show twice a day, and they aired like 14 different shows. -- Submitted By: (Midnight) on October 10, 2014, 9:13 pm

2000s - Random Topics
I was a 2000's kid having being born the early 90's, and though I have some nostalgia, the 00's had their downer points. 9/11 really hit home to everyone in America. We all felt vulerable around this time... classmates, family... My friends in NY were horrified, but we plotted on. Bush was a pretty bad president. Stupid or not, he was certainly a crook (who got off scot free?) for sending us on a goose chase for "WMDs". Mad cow disease, the tech craze and so many other things swept us up. There was some good pop-culture, though I remember a lot of people claimed it was "dead". I remember the crazes of all those crazy movies such as Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre and Borat, but the best ones like Harry Potter seemed to be ripped off a lot. (Percy Jackson, Twilight (ugh...) But were some really good games such as Halo and the later COD. Though it got a bad rap, there was some good pop-culture from this decade (in amongst the weirder stuff) but politics and the world were pretty screwed up. -- Submitted By: (Midnight) on October 10, 2014, 9:04 pm

Eerie, Indiana - TV Shows
It's a cult thing. I saw a kid at the mall wearing a Marshall Teller t-shirt and asked if that was for the alt. band or the TV show and he said the TV show! He never heard of the band. God bless Netflix and Hulu! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on October 10, 2014, 9:01 pm

Modern Family - TV Shows
LOL, spacer! Her hair was actually jet black and got more blonde every season. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on October 10, 2014, 8:58 pm

Sons of Tucson - TV Shows
I remember this show. I wondered why it was cancelled so quickly, it seemed pretty funny o me! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on October 10, 2014, 8:57 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
This kid is so overrated. His voice isn't even that bad, it's just that his songs have no "feel" or soul to them. Like that "Baby, Baby, Ohhh" song, just feels prepackaged for the tweens. Also, he gives off vibes of autotuning... NOT cool. -- Submitted By: () on October 10, 2014, 8:56 pm

Lorde - Music Groups
Her friendship with Taylor Swift, which started after publicly saying Swift was a bad role model for girls. So why are you now hanging out with her? -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on October 10, 2014, 8:24 pm

G Unit - Music Groups
Should be called Gay-Unit. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on October 10, 2014, 6:20 am

Judas Priest - Music Groups
I didn't mind Halford coming out. But I do kinda mind and kinda concerned with his capability to sing in his age. He just doesn't seem to age that well compared to his peers like Lemmy, Ozzy, Dio etc. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on October 10, 2014, 6:14 am

Megadeth - Music Groups
I agree heavily with kingbk. After listening to his Endgame album. All I could think was "Okay, Dave. Take off the tinfoil hat..." -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on October 10, 2014, 5:59 am

Carrot Top - Celebrities
Looks like Raggedy Andy on steroids. He looks freaky and he was always an awful comedian. -- Submitted By: (norta) on October 9, 2014, 6:25 pm

Carrot Top - Celebrities
Looks like Raggedy Andy on steroids. He looks freaky and he was always an awful comedian. -- Submitted By: (norta) on October 9, 2014, 6:24 pm

Stephen Collins - Celebrities
Stephen Collins always seemed like a bland Ken doll that wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm just stunned that he's (allegedly) a pedo. I don't want to believe it, but that audio tape is damning. It's a clean, clear recording of what's clearly his voice confessing to it and there's no denial of its authenticity coming from Stephen or his lawyer. I won't be able to watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture for a while, and I was one of the six people that liked that movie. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 9, 2014, 12:55 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
The Biebs is now the poster boy for young superstar turned into an anti-social, drugged out mess. In his mind I'm sure he thinks he's still a hot commodity. Has this jackass even released a song in the last several years? What's next? I'm betting a corner plot in a nice Canandian cemetery, either from drugs or gunshots. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 9:21 am

Modern Family - TV Shows
What's with Gloria's hair? In the first seasons she has beautiful dark brown hair. It started getting lighter and lighter and now she's practically a blonde. I think her role is totally demeaning to women, particularly Latinas. She's a scatterbrained bombshell who manipulates men with her looks. Her son Manny is so repulsive I don't know where to begin. Everyone else is awesome! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 8:35 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
I lost interest when they turned Reese into a total moron. The first few seasons he was very clever and as smart as Malcolm but in a different way. He was a total genius in the kitchen and they should have let him pursue his dream of becoming a chef. Instead they lowered his IQ by about 50 points and gave him demeaning jobs and finally made him into the janitor at his own school, cleaning up the pee and puke of his former classmates. Malcolm should have been run over by a bus in season 5. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 8:25 am

Eerie, Indiana - TV Shows
I streamed all the episodes of this show and loved them all! I was too young to remember it being on TV but now I'm a huge fan. The episode with Tobey Maguire and the one when Dash X found his maybe space daddy are my favs. Marshall Teller was one awesome kid and his frienemy Dash was totally a rock star! They should have made more of them, can't believe the network cancelled such a high quality show. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 8:16 am

Sons of Tucson - TV Shows
I agree, this was a very funny, weird and offbeat show. I saw all 19 episodes on Netflix and can't believe Fox cancelled it after only 4 episodes. That was really shortsighted and sucky. Tyler Labine was funny as hell as the faux dad and the boys were funny in a weird way, they were really messed up emotionally but they all bonded and morphed into a pretty cool family unit. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 9, 2014, 8:08 am

Nirvana - Music Groups
Your comment got me interested in whether my local classic rock station (which I haven't listened to in years) was playing Nirvana and other 90's rock groups. I looked at their online site and recent playlist and had to laugh, because it was the same shit they were playing 20 years ago, with the addition of U2 as the only "new" band added. I guess it'll be mid century before they add the alternative/grunge groups to their airplay -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on October 8, 2014, 12:18 pm

Urban Dictionary - Websites
When they dropped some defintions like drive selector (as in an automatic transmission's one.) or the opposite, a gearshift for a manual. The definitions once existed, now no more.Likewise the comments (remember THOSE?) for definitions,too. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 7, 2014, 11:16 pm

Taylor Swift - Celebrities
Another thing I've noticed about her is her befriending whoever is the new "hot" celebrity of the month. She's "best friends" with Lorde (after Lorde criticized her in an interview, someone explain that one), and recently has glommed onto Ingrid Michaelson, even dancing onstage at her concert. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on October 6, 2014, 8:58 pm

Good Times - TV Shows
Actually, people who live in government housing DO pay rent. It's usually based on how much income they have and their overall expenses. Food stamps are not blank checks but cover a percentage of a family's food budget, so yeah, a family in government housing and on food stamps still has to pay rent, buy food, clothes for the family and the other assorted expenses we all pay, including utility bills and transportation costs. Before you say they don't pay for public transportation, think again. Public buses are not free and the costs can add up quickly. On average, the one-way fair is 2 dollars. Take the bus to your job and back five days a week and that adds up to 80 dollars a month. If both mom and dad use the bus, it's 160 dollars a month. That's a big chunk of money for poor people. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 6, 2014, 11:06 am

Nirvana - Music Groups
Not really a bone moment, but it bums me out a bit that the local classic rock station is now playing Nirvana songs. Seems like just yesterday I listened to the Bleach album (yes, I said album) for the first time. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on October 5, 2014, 3:42 pm

2000s - Random Topics
The decade of vulgarity. -- Submitted By: (TheCool) on October 5, 2014, 12:56 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
Just about every commercial break has a Geico ad thrown in somewhere. I can't stand the pig (seriously, what the hell were they thinking when they came up with that?), the gecko is eh, the "did you know" stuff has gotten stale, and there were some "happier than" ones I liked (e.g. Gallagher at a farmer's market, Slinky on an escalator). That said, the commercials in general don't convince me to give Geico a shot. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 5, 2014, 12:42 am

Plaxico Burress - Celebrities
Plaxico; he is as dumb as his name! -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on October 4, 2014, 10:41 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
Sure, he added that itty bitty chang to his song and didnt come from the hood,but he is what makes the early 90s the early 1990s. I know for a fact that someone is nostalgic for Ice, Ice, Baby right now. Its a cheesy and dated song in this decade, but in the age where people wore Hammer pants, it fit right in. With that said, Ice boned the fish when he smashed the one video that made him famous in 1999. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 4, 2014, 9:43 pm

Vanilla Ice - Celebrities
Vanilla Ice to the E was the early 90s, when you think about it. America watched him go from wearing those College football sweaters to being in the Madonna SEX book. He wore every clothing article and accessory of the time, including the Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation steel plated hat and Dwayne Wayne glasses. He was on Arsenio and had an unforgettable tune from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 4, 2014, 9:41 pm

Sons of Tucson - TV Shows
Finally, someone remembered this show! Fox did an all out publicity campaign and expected an instant mega-hit and when they didn't get, they cancelled it, after 4 freakin' episodes, come on! Amazingly the ratings weren't half bad. There are plenty of shows that get renewed with numbers a lot lower but Fox wanted another Malcolm in the Middle. They hired lots of MITM alumni including directors and producers Todd Holland and Peter Lauer, writers Michael Glouberman, Matthew Carlson, and Andy Bobrow and producer Justin Berfield who played Reese in MITM. It was a funny show and would have been a hit if allowed to live. I don't know why Fox even bothers, sometimes. If any of the Tucson cast and crew ever see this, good work, guys! You were robbed! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 3, 2014, 1:14 pm

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
You watch 2 and a Half Men to see Charlie Sheen play Charlie Sheen. Without him, there was no show. -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 9:10 pm

Jersey Shore - TV Shows
I actually enjoyed watching this show...when I was hung over...and my brain was running about 50% -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 8:32 pm

Jackass - TV Shows
If it wasn't for the overuse of the testicle stuff, this show would have never boned. -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 8:29 pm

Dragonball Z - TV Shows
The only reason DBZ had so much filler is because the show was being produced while Akira Toriyama was still writing the manga, so they had to drag it out. They eventually released a version called DBZ Kai, which cut out the filler and moved at the same pace as the manga. You were left with 2 or 3 "filler episodes" covered in just one. -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 8:12 pm

Dragon Ball GT - TV Shows
GT was an blatant attempt to milk whatever was left in a successful franchise that had worn out it's welcome. The first 10 episodes were so unpopular in Japan, they compressed them into a single summary episode before airing it in the North American market. They became known as the "Lost Episodes" Thankfully this show didn't last long. -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 8:01 pm

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - TV Shows
The show never boned, but largely because the changes cancelled each other out. I thought Mike was funnier than Joel, but Dr. Forester and Frank were a million times funnier that Pearl and Co. -- Submitted By: (KappaMan) on October 2, 2014, 7:17 pm

Froot Loops - Random Topics
All those little circles taste the same; the only difference is the color! -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on October 2, 2014, 4:29 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
Sheesh, do any networks even show cartoons on Saturday morning anymore?? -- Submitted By: (RockinReed) on October 2, 2014, 4:23 pm

Good Times - TV Shows
The big issue with the show, was the family lived in the Government Projects and they made it a problem when it came to paying rent or buying food. But you pay nothing to live in the projects also they got food stamps too. -- Submitted By: () on October 2, 2014, 11:18 am

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
That pig. Ugh. He's worse than the gecko! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on October 2, 2014, 1:09 am

Girl Meets World - TV Shows
Corey (Ben Savage) is great in it as a middle school teacher who happens to have his daughter, Riley, in his class. Topanga (Danielle Fishel) is a lawyer yet we only see her in the home smiling and shaking her head and playing with their young son, Auggie. If you were a fan of \"Boy Meets World\", you\'ll enjoy seeing Corey and Topanga. Or if you can tolerate typical Disney: Over-acting, exaggerated expressions, etc. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on October 1, 2014, 1:21 pm

Clarence - TV Shows
Crappy show with ugly, UGLY characters. Way to air this lump of dung instead of a potentially GOOD cartoon, CN! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 30, 2014, 9:01 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
BTF still rocks. Just saying. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on September 30, 2014, 8:55 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
To all the folks endlessly whining about the site, and JTScomments- from day one (2009) we wanted to import as many of the old Jump the Shark ("the scottish site's) comments to this page. So if you don't like it, move on, we wanted to get that content along with new content. The editing, and moderation is fine. So again, if you are one of the people that is unable to understand this, you boned the fish yourself. Carry on. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on September 30, 2014, 7:48 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
You know, it should be up to the community and fandom of what's canon and non-canon. Because apparently the people who created this universe. Just can't seem to make up their mind or that they do but they affect a lot of things. -- Submitted By: () on September 30, 2014, 5:14 am

Religion - Random Topics
Oh, look like someone got a little mad at that one. lol -- Submitted By: () on September 30, 2014, 5:11 am

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
Name me an Apple computer where you could make your own choices on how it should be built to operate on specific functions. Like, gaming. I hear crickets. The one and major gripe I have with Apple. Is that they have a nag for claiming ideas that were already done before them, as theirs. Sure, the technology has evolved to make them better. But, Apple wasn't the first. Take their IPod, for example. Basically it's an MP3 portable player that relies on a crappy program to put music on. All Apple did was boost it's space so you could hold more songs on it. That was it. Then they jacked up the price to several hundred dollars. Which leads me to my other point. Does everything Apple release have to be marked for over a grand and a half? even their smallest piece of hardware is within under a grand, but near. You could find so many cheap alternatives, especially when it comes to computers, and they'll function just as if not better than anything Apple has made. Yet Apple fans eat this up and flaunt on how they spent over $1,800 on their little Mac computer. Pfft, I can make a PC roughly a third of that price and it'll function better than any Mac on the market. Eat it, fanboys. I'd hate to be under the umbrella of a corporation that tells me when it's time to upgrade when I'M the one to decide that. -- Submitted By: () on September 30, 2014, 5:07 am

Saddam Hussein - Celebrities
I really wish my controversial comments here years ago would have been wrong. ISIS is a million times worse than Saddam ever was. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 28, 2014, 2:36 pm

Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels - TV Shows
I remember seeing this one when I was a kid. I thought it was cool when Captain Caveman was eating things, pulling objects (not always useful) out of his fur, and beating people up; and that it sucked when the girls were fawning and gushing over him ("Oooooohhhhh, Cavey!!"). All in all, though, it was OK. Its being a knock-off of Scooby-Doo didn't bother me much, as there were a BUNCH of those around back in the day. What stood out to me was that it was an obvious (even to nin-year-old me) knock-off of Charlie's Angels, but I don't remember seeing that as a bad thing, just interesting. In retrospect, though, it's clear that it was intended to ride Charlie's coattails to ratings success. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on September 28, 2014, 7:24 am

Religion - Random Topics
Religion is a crutch. A comfort blanket someone, anyone, can comfort themselves with. When they can't handle the real world around them. That when they die, they believe they'll belong somewhere like heaven. When really, they'll probably become nothing and come back without knowing a single thing of who they ever were before. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 2:41 am

Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) - Random Topics
Recording Industry Association of Assholes. Screwing artists and now consumers over for decades since their establishment. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 2:39 am

RadioShack - Random Topics
Please go bankrupt! We don't need you. All of your electronics, what you have left of them that is, are all overly expensive. Like, a basic standard USB cable should not cost $22. I don't care who it is made by, but I can find one for significantly less at Wal-Mart than what you're asking for. You've become irrelevant these days. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 2:37 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
I've had a phase where I've actually accepted Rap. I've had my select favorites: Snoop-Dogg, Dr.Dre, Ice Cube just to name a few. Lyrics mattered as much as the beats did. Now it has become nothing but flash and complete ego-stroking every inch of the way. If you have ever watched a rap music video. You'll notice that the theme is the same exact thing. You watch one music video, you've seen them all. It hasn't changed in three decades, it just grows gradually more exaggerated every decade that passes. They always claim that they're not in it to make money. That they're in it to make themselves heard and how hard times are. Newsflash, asshole. We know times are hard and if you're not in it for the money. How come you are going off about how big your house is, how many bitches you fuck within a week, how much drug/alcohol you get away doing everytime and how much money you make off of your so-called "music"? I guess the times are not that hard if they're making so much money off of this genre. Which is why it's trash. -- Submitted By: () on September 27, 2014, 2:34 am

Radio - Random Topics
Radio is severely defeated and such a past-time medium. All that Radio is even remotely good for is talk-shows. But then again, those aren't even being entertaining. Because everything has to become so trivial. Nobody does anything productive on them beside argue their points back and forth and parade around why they're right like as if we should give a shit. Otherwise, why would you want to listen to some crappy station on FM with "DJ"s who claim to know what you want to hear? The Digital Age meets supply and demand, while these cocks play the same songs every single day of the week, just in different orders. Shame on the people who call in to request, can't come up with a coherent thought to request something else. They'll request a song they just heard 5 hours ago! Everytime I drive a car, I will have my IPod with me ready to be plugged in. So I can listen to music that isn't pre-determined by hack DJs. I decide what I play when I want to hear it. Not those jokers from radio stations who claim to know what songs to play. Radio should just disappear. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 2:07 am

Y2K Bug, The - Random Topics
I remember this bullshit. Everyone where I live was frantically going apeshit about how they would date the next day. Computers would suddenly forget how to keep track of time! Oh no! Then the next day came and went, people were all "ohhurrrrr....derrrr i date it 1/1/00" -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 1:55 am

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Ra - Random Topics
This is such a silly excuse of a sport, that it's not funny. Where white trash, commercialism/sponsorship up the ass and god awful boring thing to watch ever. Why is this even popular? I seriously tried giving this a chance by sitting down one day and watched for 20 minutes. It was nothing but cars going in circles for hundreds of laps for nearly 2 - 3 hours. You can swear up and down until you're red in the face about the importance of this so-called "sport". But, I do not and can not see what's the big deal. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 1:50 am

Looney Tunes live-action/animated films - Movie Series
Does anyone remember Looney Tunes anymore? It's kinda scary how shelved Looney Tunes are in this day and age compared to everything else. Only the key characters are around like Bugs Bunny of course. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on September 27, 2014, 1:44 am

Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels - TV Shows
Boned for rehashing Scooby-Doo. We seen it before: group of teens solving mysteries. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on September 27, 2014, 1:41 am

Kid Rock - Music Groups
You know, I think he acknowledged what kind of a talent he is. I'll take a lyric from one of his songs called American Badass. "I know it stinks in here, because I'm the shit!" Yes you were and are, Kid Rock, you're the shit. The BAD kind of shit. Metallica should have sued your balls off instead of Napster for ripping their sound off from Sad But True, you talentless hack. -- Submitted By: () on September 27, 2014, 1:41 am

Lone Gunmen, The - TV Shows
I would say the Lone Gunmen sucked from the start. While the trio were interesting characters the problem was the show was trying to ride on the coattails of a successful show. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on September 27, 2014, 1:16 am

Sons of Guns - TV Shows
I know there are a lot of infamous reality shows, but this has got to be the biggest disaster in the history of reality TV. Discovery Channel has wiped the show from its website and is pretending like it never existed. Listen up TV executives-- this is what happens when you stop making real TV shows and decide to pull random rednecks from the hills because you can pay them peanuts on crap reality TV. Occasionally you're going to get some real scumbags like Will Hayden. And you are going to look bad when it blows up in your face. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on September 26, 2014, 3:50 pm

Saved by the Bell: The College Years - TV Shows
I wonder what happened to Zack going to Yale? I thought that would of been the better show. Zack's adventure's at an Ivy Leauge school. He meets new friends, new girls and ect. Instead Zack, Slater and Screech all go to the same school with the same adventures. Then they bring in Kelly and once again it became the Zack and Kelly show. -- Submitted By: (bjohn345) on September 25, 2014, 5:52 pm

Sam & Cat - TV Shows
Lets be honest, once Ariana Grande became a pop star this show was doomed. No wonder Nick milked the show for all it's worth. 35 episodes in one season? If the show was going to have a season two my guess it was going to be without Grande. She had a team of lawyers looking into her contract trying to get out of it. Looking back maybe they should of had the show be around Sam and Jade. -- Submitted By: (bjohn345) on September 25, 2014, 5:41 pm

McDonalds - Random Topics
For the poster who gave a ludicrous defense of Morgan Spurlock's propaganda piece, there's a BIG difference between "regular basis" - which could easily mean once per week - and EVERY DAY , ALL DAY. -- Submitted By: (Replicant10k) on September 24, 2014, 9:41 am

NFL - Random Topics
NFL these days=National Felons League. No wonder I've referred to the commissioner as Badell for years. -- Submitted By: () on September 22, 2014, 7:45 pm

Big Bang Theory - TV Shows
I still love the show. But Sheldon really gets on my nerves. He ALWAYS has to get his own way! Kind of childish if you ask me. -- Submitted By: (Katzi428) on September 22, 2014, 5:10 pm

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
I totally agree that Corey and Shawn's friendship was what made the show work, when it did work. The longer it ran however, the lamer the stories became and it eventually turned into yet another mindless sitcoms with sex crazed teens trying to get into each otehr's pants. The first coupke of seasons were very well written and acted. After that, not so much. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on September 21, 2014, 12:14 pm

Unhappily Ever After - TV Shows
This was a weird one. The dad had a perverted best friend in the form of his youngest child's stuffed bunny. He was the only one who could hear it talk and often spent hours happily engaged in drinking and porn binges with it. Actually the kid who originally owned it could hear it talk sometimes, too. Mr. Floppy's voice was provided by Bobcat Goldwaithe who was totally believable as a drunken, drugged out, and deranged toy rabbit. The two older kids were generic sitcom teens and actually detracted from the show as they were too normal. The youngest kid however, Ross, (played by Justin Berfield between the ages of 9-13) showed signs of schizophrenia just like his dad. Unfortunately, after the 3rd season, the scripts started featuring more and more of the older kids and the way-too normal mom. I guess having a booze and porn addicted bunny and a schizophrenic dad and son team was too much for TV back there in the 1990's. One good thing about its cancellation, it allowed Justin Berfield to take the role of Reese on Malcolm in the Middle. Ross Malloy and Reese Wilkerson are a LOT alike, both offbeat and quirky and live inside their own private little worlds. Watching Berfield in MITM was like watching a teenage Ross. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on September 21, 2014, 12:08 pm

Star Trek: The Animated Series - TV Shows
Wow! This was on TV way before my time but when I finally got a chance to see it, I was blown away. I mean they got almost all of the original series cast as voice actors and had amazing stories written by the likes of D.C. Fontana and Larry Niven. It's a crime it only lasted for 22 episodes. I'm sure it really stuck out on Saturday mornings in the midst of all the blatantly commercial garbage they pour into kids' heads. An intelligent cartoon? That's way to daring! The little ones might actually start to think for themselves. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on September 21, 2014, 11:44 am

Raising Hope - TV Shows
Garrett Dillahunt in a sitcom? I was skeptical at first and watched out of morbid curiosity, I was sure this thing would go down in flames. To my astonishment, Garrett was very funny even though his appearance in a movie or TV show usually makes my skin crawl since he was always a super creepy bad guy. This was a sweet show and I'm glad it didn't go on for longer than it did, 3 seasons seems just about perfect. I hate to see a basically good show get stale. Cloris Leachman was awesome as always and really added a lot to the show as did the many, many side characters and guests, like Jeffrey Tambor, Stephen Root, and Fred Willard. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on September 21, 2014, 11:31 am

Troll Dolls - Random Topics
Like Kitchenbreak, I used to wonder why they were naked. When I was a child, girls would plop Treasure Troll dolls down beside the Paula Abdul pictures taped to their desk and rub the gem on their Treasure Trolls' stomach. They did this for luck. I used to imagine it coming to life like the Pillsbury Doughboy after rubbing the gem on their stomachs. Of course, the Norfin trolls in their different uniforms and costumes were sold at Hospital gift shops everywhere in 1992. Then, Hasbro and other companies tried marketing them to boys and the whole craze died. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 20, 2014, 8:13 pm

Chia Pets - Random Topics
These things used to scare the crap out of me when they were naked. The marble head of the pet and the clay body just didn't sit right with me. I remember the little girl in the commercial pronouncing chia pet as "thiiia betttt". That used make me laugh out loud. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on September 20, 2014, 10:44 am

Happy Days - TV Shows
"Remember Spike? -- Submitted By: (JTScomments)" Or as I like to call him "Proto-Chachi" -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on September 19, 2014, 11:59 am

Beastie Boys, The - Music Groups
If you got to youtube.com and google "Midnight City" by M83 and "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys, you will find a KICK A$Z mashup of those two songs. Those two songs really mesh well together. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on September 19, 2014, 11:49 am

Different World, A - TV Shows
Talk about beating a dead horse.. the only good thing about the final season was an appearance by Tupac Shakur.. Most of the cast sticks around after graduation and works at Hillman? The filet-o-fish was finally made when Charmaine and Lance (from the Cosby Show) joined the cast in the final season -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on September 19, 2014, 10:16 am

U2 - Music Groups
We're giving our new album to ITunes subscribers only, whether they want it or not.. I didn't want your crappy album anyways. U2 stopped being relevant a long time ago -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on September 19, 2014, 9:52 am

E! - Random Topics
I think E! should be renamed the All Kardashian Channel. Whenever I check the channel listings on TV, most of the time E! is showing yet ANOTHER episode of (blech) Keeping Up With the Kardashians. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on September 19, 2014, 7:28 am

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
You took the words out of my mouth, cartooner. I'd say the same thing as well - I read the lyrics to Blurred Lines and I couldn't believe something like this could be remotely entertaining. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on September 19, 2014, 7:21 am

My Living Doll - TV Shows
A seriously obscure show that deserves a look, mostly for the interesting (and skilled) performances given by (two of my all-time favorites; Bob Cummings and (the ever elegant and beautiful Julie Newmar). Definitely, a B-level effort by the associated TV station, but, ultimately, a situation in which the final product was greater than the "sum of its parts". Fortunately, the series wasn't 'lost' (which it surely could have been). See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Living_Doll#DVD_release and for free ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ShixDbF_js ). Seriously, check it out. Once you get past the initial (implied) sexual/baby doll presentation of Ms. Newmar, in the original first episode (admittedly, I had some difficulty with that), you'll see a very good premise for a sitcom that was cancelled far too soon... -- Submitted By: () on September 18, 2014, 9:18 pm

Doc - TV Shows
The 1st season of this show was about an aging family physician (Barnard Hughes), his wife, their daughter and son-in-law (John Harkins). Moosie Dryer played his grandson, with Mary Wickes as his nurse. Funny show in season one, good enough to be renewed. The 2nd season was a complete disaster. Everyone was written out. Doc's wife was killed off. The rest of his family apparently moved away, although I can't remember their absence being explained. Mary Wickes came back for maybe 2 episodes before she also left. Also, Doc no longer had his regular practice, but now worked in a clinic where David Ogden Stiers played the administrator. It was never clear why this level of "re-tooling" was done, but it's usually a sure sign the show is headed for cancellation. It alienates what viewers it did have, and almost never brings in any new viewers. Who's going to watch a show they weren't watching to begin with because it was "retooled"? It's like delaying the inevitable. -- Submitted By: (ParkerTillman) on September 18, 2014, 4:47 pm

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