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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Justin Bieber - Celebrities
What was Calvin Kline thinking when they started using him in their ads? How could that not invite all kinds of ridicule? Couldn't they get someone else; someone who is more sexy looking without the need of photo shop? And I should also mention that he dyed his hair blonde making him more freaky than ever. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 20, 2015, 7:44 pm

Iggy Azalea - Celebrities
She's a big phony. She's a white Australian that thinks she's an African American. She doesn't even know what's what and expects to be able to use the N word? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on January 20, 2015, 7:19 pm

Revenge - TV Shows
This show was so good the first few seasons, but since Conrad was killed, and we find out David is alive, the storylines are messy, contrived, and just not interesting. Now wit Daniel dead, and everyone knowing the secret that drove the whole show, and the main antagonists either dead, gone, or accepting their wrong doing and moving on. It's crap! -- Submitted By: (JimmiPynk) on January 19, 2015, 8:48 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
I'm not a fan of this show at all. Adam Goldberg basically throws out anything he associates with the 80s as a reference on the show. So many items used as props were from the very early 1990s, not "1980something". The Bo Knows shirt, New Kids memorabilia and Hypercolor were all sold in the very early 90s. Who owned a pair of Reebok Pumps in November of 1989 when they first came out? I didn't get mine until sometime in the spring of 1990. This show should just focus on being a sitcom. I hate that he is confusing future generations with some of his references. No Mother was teaching their son how to do the Kid N Play kickstep in the late 1980s. Most people did not even know who Kid N Play were unless they watched Yo!MTV Raps. Their claim to fame was when they starred in the first teen flick of the very early 90s (House Party). Kid N Play even had a cartoon in the fall of 1990. I know the 80s were one great big transition from the groovy 70s into the hype early 90s, but the mid 80s were still purely 80s.He should set the show in 1985 like he originally set out to do with the pilot. The late 80s set up the early 90s moreso than the mid 80s did. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on January 18, 2015, 12:19 pm

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
Cory Matthews whined far more Kevin Arnold ever did. I hated this show even at the time. Ben Savage doesn't stack up with his brother's acting range. I can't believe this show has a spin-off. It was never pop culture. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on January 18, 2015, 12:04 pm

California - Random Topics
I find it kind of sad that people used to flock to California, the last several years it seems as if, unless you're a Hollywood star, people can't wait to get the F out. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on January 18, 2015, 1:14 am

Life Goes On - TV Shows
"Corky singing 'Fight the Power' by Public Enemy'" in and of itself was stealing The Isley Brothers's credit (though it WAS to the recording of Public Enemy). (the rest of the comments are from jumptheshark.com) More comments: Kellie Martin was a little too saccharine as Becca.Corky singing "Fight the Power" Flava Flav shoulda kicked some retard ass!This show REally is whaT wE ARe watching all the Damn time. Damn, everyOne WaNtS-wHY, I caN't finD -Really, nO Man Even knows why this is so popular.Please, don't call people with down syndrome retards. (all of the above posted by others from the late Scottish Site, aka "Jump the Shark".RIP -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on January 17, 2015, 12:56 am

Megyn Kelly - Celebrities
Whatever Fox News is paying her, she is worth every penny. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 13, 2015, 11:35 am

Iggy Azalea - Celebrities
As if "Fancy" being one of the worst songs I've heard in a long time wasn't bad enough, I'm now hearing that she's pretty racist (for starters, she stated that she should be allowed to say the n-word). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on January 12, 2015, 4:46 pm

Outer Limits, The (1963-1965) - TV Shows
This show had fantastic writers and directors! Watch all the episodes on Hulu Plus! Some people criticize the series for having really crappy special effects, which they did. I learned in my media history class that ABC bought the series for pennies and refused to pay to for things like expensive special effects. Most of the actors worked for union scale even the established stars. The stories are all compelling and they get the science right! Who cares if the special effects are on the crappy side? It's about the story, not the flash! Hands down, the two best episodes were written by the great Harlan Ellison: Soldier, and Demon With A Glass Hand. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on January 12, 2015, 2:54 pm

Raccoons, The - TV Shows
I loved this cartoon. It aired on Disney Channel back in the day and I'd like to thank CBC for sharing this with American children via satellite. It taught lessons and values while retaining an element of humor. Cyril probably should have remained a villain but I'm not necessarily sure you need an adversary for a compelling story line. I still love to find YouTube clips of this when available. If you haven't seen this show, I highly recommend it. -- Submitted By: (BradJames) on January 12, 2015, 1:55 pm

Taina - TV Shows
I had a big crush on Taina, I've always loved those Latinas, a girl in high school named Jennifer Garcia looked a lot like her as well and of course I crushed on her too! -- Submitted By: (BradJames) on January 12, 2015, 11:38 am

Adventures of the Gummi Bears, The - TV Shows
This was a quality cartoon, a great way to start off the Disney Afternoon after school. The idea sprang from Michael Eisner's son wanting the Gummi Bear candy -- Submitted By: (BradJames) on January 12, 2015, 11:21 am

I Dream of Jeannie - TV Shows
Jeannie was a really pretty lady or genie, whatever and so was her sister. The brunette one always wanted Tony as her sexual slave, were they pushing porno in the 60's subtly? -- Submitted By: (BradJames) on January 11, 2015, 12:25 pm

George Carlin - Celebrities
Name a comedian that doesn't get too political anymore. It's really hard to name a few. George Carlin was one of the very few comedians that really got you to laugh, but got you socially aware and most importantly, thinking. Yes, it may seem that when he got older, he did get bitter. But, it added to his routine. We could use him now, but you know, he did help us get through some very crazy and harsh times when we absolutely needed the laughs and thought the most. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on January 11, 2015, 9:53 am

Action 52 (NES) - Random Topics
I never grasped the appeal of what makes this game so valuable to collectors. It's basically a piece of shit cartridge that had a bunch of mediocre games. Games, which most of them, didn't even run at all. Yet people are falling over eachother to buy it on EBay for hundreds of dollars? -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on January 11, 2015, 9:46 am

Angry Birds - Random Topics
@Stryker - No, it's really not that great. Also, they've decided to add in in-app purchasing, even though you've been able to play the game in it's entirety several years ago. They're really being greedy right now. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on January 11, 2015, 9:42 am

Reddit - Websites
Reddit - The "I Wanna Be 4Chan" site. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on January 9, 2015, 7:57 am

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Movie Series
Ugh, tell me about it. My brony friends would pay $10 for an object worth $1 just because "ponies!". I look at the brony phenomenon, and wonder "why?". I gave it another try, but don't see what the big deal is. The plots range from average to contrived. The "awesome animation" is Flash. You know, the stuff average people use online since they can't afford animation studios? I watched both Equestria Girls movies with them. The villain of the first movie, who's done major damage (both physical and immaterial), is very sorry and ready to be good once she's defeated. Say what? I recall a demon-centaur from the original My Little Pony, and he was evil. Why do they give people this pathetic HSM wannabe and this "I'm mean because I don't know how to make friends!" crybaby instead? SMDH. Well, as long as the bronies aren't hurting anyone. -- Submitted By: () on January 1, 2015, 7:05 pm

Bon Jovi - Music Groups
Apparently it's official that Richie Sambora has left Bon Jovi, citing personal reasons. I can't blame him as the band has been neutered the past few albums into generic Top 40 noise and Jon feeding his own massive ego. Richie is one of the best guitarists in recent history who hasn't a had chance to let loose since Have A Nice Day, and in my opinion the most talented one in the band. David and Tico are very good but don't contribute much song-writing wise, Hugh is just there, and Jon is too busy trying to remind everyone he's still a sex symbol to write a half-decent song, or to lose that awful country twang in his voice. They should have a called it a day after HAND. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on December 31, 2014, 3:58 pm

Saturday Morning Cartoons - Random Topics
The End of an era that happened when Vortex ended in September of this year. I wish this they can come back someday to broadcast Television. -- Submitted By: (NightmareNear) on December 31, 2014, 4:57 am

My Gym Partner's a Monkey - TV Shows
This was one of the first - but sadly, not the last - of the strident Cartoon Network originals that mistake "loud" for "funny". From the screams of "MY GYM PARTNER'S A MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!!" in the opening credits straight through to the end of the episode, things are kept at a high decibel to disguise the fact that each story is a variant of the same plot: Human kid is mistakenly put in a school for animals and becomes best friends with a monkey with impulse control problems. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on December 27, 2014, 8:44 pm

Yes, Dear - TV Shows
While an average episode is the video equivalent of an ice cream headache, I have to admit I enjoyed the handful of later episodes featuring the great Lou Wagner - one as a clueless HR manager and two as the faithful assistant to Ian Buchanan's odious studio head. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on December 27, 2014, 8:25 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
I hate how commercialized christmas has become. Just about as commercialized as halloween became. But, it became more about getting the best gifts for people and that's what it boils down to. Buy, buy, buy and buy the best things in order to be festive. It also became a day where we take one day off to be nice to eachother but the next day, it's back to the normal swing of things. One thing that annoyed me the most, is, one of my local radio stations takes it upon itself to pull a 24-hour x-mas music format. Starts on the 21st of November, even before Thanksgiving and ends about a week passing New Years. That's taking the piss for x-mas music. By then, everyone is practically begging the radio station to go back to Top 40s format. -- Submitted By: () on December 26, 2014, 11:54 pm

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
Well, the Grammys, Academies etc. are all pre-decided by the industries running them. Whatever garnered the most money, success or whatever, wins. I think it's a joke whenever they mention that the people voted them to win. When really, it's the industries. -- Submitted By: () on December 26, 2014, 11:33 pm

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Movie Series
You have to remember, Robert, that the brony fandom will eat anything up so long as MLP is plastered all over it. I'm pretty sure that's all who went to see this. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on December 26, 2014, 10:43 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Hey, in a day or so read "The Flintstones" over on the TV shows section..I reposted a bunch of comments from someone from memory, and I did the same for "The Cosby Show". At least BoneTheFish has somethin' that Jumptheshark Ain't got-----other categories (or FISH-egories :D) BESIDES TV! Hope you all had an excellent holiday season regardless of Christmas, Channakhah (spelling?), Kwanza,etc.Have a happy new years! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 26, 2014, 3:46 am

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
The first two seasons of THE FLINTSTONES are, in my opinion, a great sitcom! The rest of the show is, in my opinion, strictly a childrens. In the first two seasons of THE FLINTSTONES we see characters get beaned over the head with shovels, bowling balls and stuff. We see characters smoking. This was based on the immensely popular HONEYMOONERS that Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows gave us. The third season, is, in my opinion where the show goes wrong for me. The season opens with a silly story about Dino falling for a dinosaur TV star ("Sassie") and then on in it gets worse. A few stories later (Barney invisible) the catchy "Rise and Shine" theme has been replaced by the childish (but admittedly popular "Meet the Flintstones" theme which, incidentally, made its debut in the previous season on a children's record.). The next step is that ABC broadcast the show in color. The first two seasons were broadcast exclusively in black-and-white. A change from Black and white to color was a common shark jumping point for TV in the early sixties.The final episode of Season 2 for me, where the Flintstones REALLY had its show finale. Then the irreversible fate occurewd-the birth of Pebbles. The great Jackie Gleason once said that the reason that The Kramdens never had any children (on HONEYMOONERS) is that the kind of behaviour that the Kramdens exhibited on the show ceases to be popular once children are present. The creators of THE FLINTSTONES apparently released Mr.Gleason's lesson too late. The episodes around the birth of Pebbles from then on in for a while center on the fact that Fred must change his ways if he is to be a proper father. We see the sponsor change from Winston Cigarettes to Welch's grape juice. The first two seasons, if memory serves me clear, featured a lot of cartoon characters smoking. The show is quicky becoming a childrnes program. No longer can it be the sophisticated parody of the Hooneymooners that it once was. Now, do not take me wrong. I am not advocating smoking and violence. I am only pointing these two elements out in the change of "The Flintstones" from beuing a great adult satire show to being a children's program. The elimination of smoking and of violence by Season 3 clearly shows this. Again-the change to grape juice just simply further reflects thisunneeded change to children and families in demographics. The third season featured the final scene of Flintstone smoking and it is done, if memory serves me, in a farewell way. It is in the episode where Fred has to leave with his guilty self. His conscience lights up a gag joke exploding cigar., After that, we longer see any cartoon Flintstones characters smoke. Ideal toys also are sponsors. Then the show by fourth seasaon gets more nausetingly childish and insanse-Barney floating (thrid season) after getting dental gas, a cameo appearance by Yogi Bear and Boo Boo. Fifth season and more and more elements of other extremely popular TV shows and extremely popular 1960s popular culture elements are introducted into the cartoon: Ann-Margret, "Shindig", rock music,etc. We even get an awful episode with Sammantha and Darrin from "Bewitched". Elements of "My Favorite Martian","Gunmsmoke","Bonana","PEtticoat Junction","the Beverly Hillbillies", the change in Betty;s voice,etc. The first two episodes of the Flintstones are excellent sitcom! The rest is, well, basically just childrens fare. But that's just my two cents. Reposted by memory from the late, lamented, JumpTheShark.com:The Flintstones (actual author anonymous) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 26, 2014, 3:42 am

Bobs Burgers - TV Shows
I've tried to re-watch this show to give it more chances since my original comment.... except FOX _really_ doesn't want me to see it. It is constantly getting interrupted and moved around the schedule. It's supposed to air at 7:30, but most of the time it doesn't, and there's a Two and a Half Men rerun there in its place. When it does air, it's haphazard. Like last week it aired at 7:30, but this week it airs at 9:30. I never know when it's on. I've given up on The Simpsons and Family Guy, so I'd like to give this show a fair shake, but on the other hand, I don't know if I want to get too invested in a show that FOX seems hellbent on canceling. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
JayD, I did a Google Image Search and I'm really surprised no one has done some sort of "Don Wienhauer Gay Apparel" meme yet. Of course now that we brought it up here, expect some Family Guy hack to steal the gag from Bone The Fish. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on December 25, 2014, 4:09 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
Chubby Rain, I, too, am glad to see all of those old JumpTheShark comments...I don't see IceMouth (the one who'd announced such on the JumpTheShark or BoneTheFish entry lately but JTSComments, who must be the same person as IceMouth, different account, posted a lot... How about some that just from MEMORY, of my rememered comments from someone on Cosby? (From JumpTheShark, not the full comment). And let's talk about Cliff Huxtable's, or, Bill Cosby's Music. ....Louis Armstrong. I'm pretty sure that he was just spinnin' when he sang "Ain't Misbeahving'". B.B.King...that song was about whorehouses and prostitution...The Cosby Show does have some pretty good ideas in them but they are marred all the same by hypocrisy and by snobbery. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 23, 2014, 11:59 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
I remember this show and how stupid Fox TV thought we all were, this was around the same time as the "real" alien autopsy fiasco! It wasn't a bad show at all and would have maybe been a hit but too many people were pissed off that the website turned out to be fake and the way Fox tried to pretend it and then the TV show were all real. Ethan Embry was perfect as the dumb ass Derek, you wanted to believe in him just because he was so naive and helpless. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on December 23, 2014, 1:15 pm

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
It was kinda lame at first but the writing has gotten much better this season. Patton Oswalt lends a lot of class and snark as the narrator. I laughed myself sick when the two brothers almost electrocuted themselves trying to de-scramble a porn channel on cable, brings back a LOT of memories, now all the porn you want is right there on your smart phone, too bad, it was a great challenge trying to make out the naughty bits through a scrambled picture! It's a good show and demonstrates that kids and families never change no matter how much the technology has advanced. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on December 23, 2014, 1:10 pm

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
I like how they don't specify what year it is; they just say that it's 1980-something so they can cram all kinds of 80s nostalgia into the show without worrying about specific dates. The eighties were my generation so I can relate to this show more than I could the Wonder Years which was set in the late 60s and early 70s when I was a wee child and unaware of what was happening then. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 18, 2014, 6:45 pm

Christmas - Random Topics
I looked at Billboard's Adult Contemporary charts and in the top 15, there are three versions of "Baby It's Cold Outside." Talk about oversaturation of one song. And 80% of commercials use either "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bells(esp. the la la la version)," two songs that are definitely overused and brings out the Scrooge in everybody. Besides, doesn't Gay Apparel have a very different meaning these days? -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 18, 2014, 6:31 pm

Family Guy - TV Shows
Yeah, it's run it's course and should be axed. But it did have some laugh out loud moments. My fav is when the family was watching Happy Days. Richie, his sister, and mom and dad are eating breakfast and our of nowhere Richie says, "I really like Potsie." Nobody says anything and Richie says, "I mean I REALLY like Potsie." Nobody looks up from their food but the dad says calmly, "You have a homosexual attachment to your best friend. We KNOW." That was so freakin' funny because anyone who ever saw Happy Days was thinking that Richie and Potsie polished each other's banana. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 13, 2014, 5:54 am

Christmas - Random Topics
Hidey ho, folks! Sure as sugar, the methodical Christmas takeover of the rest of the calendar year is indeed alive and well today, in the Year of Our Lord 2014. Soon stores will be putting up their trees in July and stringin' mistletoe on the doorway by Valentine's! When will the pine-scented madness end???????????? See y'all next year! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on December 13, 2014, 3:23 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
If I do have to give Oprah one bit of respect for anything, it's for not going along with the trash talk show explosion in the mid-late 90's like Springer, Maury, and such went along with. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 11, 2014, 2:20 pm

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
The funniest character is the middle kid, Barry. He wants to be a rap star, calls himself Big Tasty and throws hissy fits when someone points out that he can't rap, and he's rich, Jewish and white, not a poor black kid from the 'hood. I thought the mother was too overprotective to be real until I remembered my own mother talking my football coach into cutting me from the team because I was such a delicate boy. It's a fun and funny show and seems pretty real. The dad strips to his boxers the second he walks in the door from work and parks his ass in his comfy chair in front of the TV. That was my dad! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:22 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
This was the year 2000 and every high school and college kid in the country was scouring the web for unusual and creepy sites. A friend told me about freakylinks.com and I was intrigued. It looked crappy as hell, like some kid did it, but it told a great story about this guy searching through the paranormal world for his brother's killer. NOWHERE did it say it wasn't real or operated by Fox. Several months after the site became popular, Fox launched the TV show. At first they claimed it was a realty-type show featuring Derek Barnes. When millions of kids recognized Derek as being Ethan Embry (Mark from the teen-cult hit Empire Records) Fox said it was BASED on the real Derek Barnes. When it came out there IS NO Derek Barnes, Fox quickly cancelled the show and never spoke of it again. Pretty scummy, Fox! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:12 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I would love to see the new 2004 Battlestar Galactica comments from JTS - hilarious stuff there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:05 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
Glad to see the old JTS comments here! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:05 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
July 24th 2014- last Scottish Site new content! LOL!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:03 pm

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
I've had Necco wafers on four occasions since Thanksgiving weekend and have enjoyed them. Sorry Pelirojo and Robert but Neccos are tasty..just threw the wrapper of my latest one away AND the date was 2015, NOT 1853!! Shanequia, you don't know HOW bad Tootsies are LOL! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 10, 2014, 12:33 am

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
"Anaconda," "Bang Bang," "Fancy," "All About the Bass." Those are just a few of the crappy songs nominated for this year's awards. At least Maroon 5 and that awful "Maps" song didn't get any nominees. I can't stand that whiney voice and all their songs sound the same. When it is all said and done, Sam Smith will probably sweep all the categories he's nominated for, including best new artist. Will he have a lengthy career or is he going to fade away like Arrested Development, the group not the TV show. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2014, 7:16 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
Despite conservation efforts, I doubt there'd be a panda population explosion. Even if they did increase their numbers, there wouldn't be enough bamboo to go around. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2014, 6:33 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
When this show was on the air I was still young enough to think it might be real. After all the freakylinks.com website was real, right? And this Derek kid, real dude living somewhere in Florida, right? I was devastated when I learned that it was all fake, I even tried to send Derek money to help his investigation. I hope the Fox exec responsible for this burns in hell. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 9, 2014, 8:36 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
Very funny show that really took off during its second season. It's is a tribute to smothers everywhere, Jewish, gentile, white, black, orange or blue, and a tribute to all the kids who suffered through childhood with crazy overprotective mothers! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 9, 2014, 8:30 am

Bobs Burgers - TV Shows
Very funny show, laugh out loud funny! Unlike the Simpsons, American Dad, and Family Guy, the dad here is realistic. He's not stupid, not a loser, and not a nut case, just an average guy who loves his lousy burger joint and his family. The situations are realistic, like when Bob tries his best to keep his cool but ends up cussing out some jerk, or when he gets his feelings hurt by his kids but never shows it, just locks himself in the bathroom and cries. The funny parts come from the dialogue, not stupid sitcom pranks, it's a very smart show and you have to pay attention to get the jokes. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 3, 2014, 4:44 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Shanequia's psots are short and sweet as ChubbyRain said, and sadly her time seemed to be..she still posts here but I don't know under what name....My email address is gcarras@aol.com and either she or anyone knowing her can email me about her. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 1, 2014, 12:38 am

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
I miss you,too, Shanequia! Hope Shanequia's here under a different name.. to Pelijoro's comment that opened this entry-"there was no real angst for any of the characters here"-ever see the cop begging the chief of police in Season 2's "The mailman cometh" on his hands and knees (after a subplot involving the cop-it was an actual Honeymooners borrow of the old "too-hasty" nasty letter to the boss). I think the first poster hasn't seen the first two seasons, though he,too, enjoys the show. It also wasn't drawn like the final seasons or like "Scooby-Doo"(the spinoffs sure were,though.). The earlier were like animated cartoons and there was more angst..see the first season dinosaur racing one where Fred and Barney cry over their bet dino "Sabertooth" losing and Fred gets beaten up and has trouble convincing Wilma of it!(LOL). Shanequia, hello to if you're under an alias..I've been on here as long as you guys.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 1, 2014, 12:25 am

Allen Gregory - TV Shows
Gay rape jokes featuring a 7 year old boy, his gay step dad who is being held against his will and sexually abused by Allen's father who is a viciously evil businessman and world-class pervert. Put that on during family hour and what could go wrong? Jonah Hill is one sick puppy for even thinking up this steaming pile of crap. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 30, 2014, 8:59 am

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
First off, Batman isn't "campy." Campy is when you laugh at something intended to be taken seriously but which comes off as corny or just plain stupid. Batman was a deliberate lampoon and subtle satire. (Subtle enough to have kids taking it totally seriously, anyway). Why it was so successful among comic and non-comic fans alike was because it wasn't making fun of comics, it was simply presenting the established comic book form in live-action format. That juxtaposition alone makes for some humor. For example, in comics we take lettered sound-effects completely for granted. (And the "CRASH!", "BAM!", "WHAM!" are present even in the most seriously handled titles.) They serve to expand on what is inherently a silent medium; like the dialogue balloons, they add the "third dimension" of "sound" to the two-dimensions of the printed pages' art. All the Batman TV show did was keep the comic book practice in, and the redundancy adds humor without mocking the original. It was cleverly artistic if you ask me. Ang Lee tried to do something similar in his Hulk movie, with less than successful results, but it was interesting and didn't interfere with the drama. In fact, the show was quite faithful to the comic book. You had all the characters present (Alfred was even ressurected from his death in the comics); you had all the villains (in the comics before then, Batman was only fighting extradimensional aliens and monsters, not his classic rogues gallery from the Golden Age); and you had the batcave and the batmobile, both handled with expert style and creativity. Bruce even mentions his parents' murder as his motivation for crime-fighting, and Commisioner Gordon tells why Batman uses the bat motif to strike fear into criminals. It's all there. Instead of Batman being panned as a "non-serious" handling of the character, it should be congratulated for its faithfulness AND for saving the character. Batman comics were selling badly then, on the verge of cancellation. Before Batman premiered, the comics sold "only" about 300,000 copies per month (a number today's publishers wished they had). After Adam West donned the cowl, monthly sales shot up to over a million. Holy (Cash) Cow, Batman! -- Submitted By: () on November 27, 2014, 2:07 am

Avatar: The Last Airbender - TV Shows
Easily the best American animated show with an overall story arc (having a clear beginning, middle and end, as opposed to the concept of endless episodic installments). Okay, it was animated in Korea, but the idea was conceieved and written by Americans. In any case, it's the finest representation that good stories, characters, and action need not be live-action to be good or taken seriously. Case in point: Why did Avatar's creators think that any any live-action adaptation (or rather, live-action/CGI hybrid) could be better what they'd already achieved? As animators, why would they of all people believe that a live-action Avatar would be the ultimate achievement expression of their idea? Anyway, the Shyamalan Disaster certainly sure opened their eyes about that.(Although, their later "Legend of Korra" managed to suck without any help from bad Hollywood directors). -- Submitted By: (SimonWilliams) on November 27, 2014, 1:33 am

Adventures of Superman, The - TV Shows
George Reeves is, was, and always will be THE best and only Superman. Nowadays, Warner Brothers is ashamed of the Superman name, costume, and ideal. May as well not call them "Supermen," though, since subsequent "Men of Steel" have displayed far less than the pinnacle of moral behavior on-screen. They either brainwash their supposed loved ones, spy on them with their x-ray vision, or contribute to widescale death and destruction through careless action then murder their adversaries in the name of heroism. No thanks. George was a hero on and off the screen, supporting his co-stars to the point of putting his job on the line to ensure they had adequate screen-time (or in the case of Robert Shane, keep him from being blackballed), and always willing to lend a hand to any member of the cast and crew. The nature of George's death doesn't diminish his contributions in life one bit. It is sad, however, that even in the light of Toni Mannix's confession, the suicide lie persists. She ADMITTED she had her mobster husband kill George out of jealousy over his impending married to Lenore Lemmon. Though they got away with murder because they controlled the cops, Toni lamented her going to hell over it afterward, as well she should. I think it's about time that the man who embodied truth and justice be given a little of it himself. -- Submitted By: (SimonWilliams) on November 27, 2014, 1:03 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
By the way, what happened to Shanequia? DId she pass in May 2010? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 26, 2014, 4:59 pm

Pirate Bay, The - Websites
Very well said, both of you. And also note the website design goes all the way to show a pirate ship---complete with skull and crossbones! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 26, 2014, 2:54 pm

Matchbox Twenty - Music Groups
It's been three years since the last guy posted here. Did Rob Thomas ever follow-up the album that had "Lonely No More" on it, with or without Matchbox 20? Hard to believe that album was issued nearly a decade ago. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 26, 2014, 1:02 am

Long John Silvers Seafood Shoppe - Random Topics
As far as I know, any LJS that was near me has shut down. Back in the day, I enjoyed it though. It's where I learned, as a kid, that I didn't hate tartar sauce. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 24, 2014, 9:04 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
There are times I like acdc and times I don't; it really depends on my mood. Frankly, if you've heard one acdc song you've basically heard them all. I've wondered before, how bad they would be if they unplugged. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 24, 2014, 8:42 pm

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I hope he's innocent because I really admire his kind of comedy. He still does stand up, or should I say sit down comedy as he sits down during his entire routine these days. Let's just say he's innocent until proven guilty, but I see him finally speaking out in an interview with Oprah. Let's just hope that they don't take Jello Pudding off the shelves as he is so identified with that product. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 24, 2014, 12:39 am

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Jumpthesharkcomments, thank you, and a fellow named Icemouth who also, as promised on the Jumptheshark.com entry, for posting comments..I've read on the Cosby entry..I presume you two are separate users.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 10:18 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Icemouth, and also Jumpthesharkcomments,too, thank you both very much for the comments that I've asked those like you to repost. Been looking at and remembering the Cosby show comments...hoping for more. Any one know about that two users are helping the cause here or are Icemouth and jumpthesharkcomments the same user? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 10:10 pm

American South, The - Random Topics
Thanks from me,too Bob. DolFan, nice to see that that you're OK, just to add a new comment in three years (what happened to this entry?) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 9:29 pm

Halloween (Holiday) - Random Topics
What about the fact that we can't agree on all Halloween candies...? Or, too few seem to like certain candies given...Tootsie Rolls, Necco Wafers (with all due respect, to give them their due, sometimes I'll eat those and they were started back in 1847, and their flavores were interesting but that chalkiness..talk about seeming theire age), Dots, candy corn(??)), cnady Circus Peanuts (WHAT?????????), wax lips, soda bottles, Twizzlers,etc. Maybe Halloween Candies for a seperate entry.:) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm

Hercules: The Animated Series - TV Shows
robert they must hire from fanfiction.net -- Submitted By: () on November 23, 2014, 9:14 am

Card Sharks - TV Shows
Wanted to add on my previous thoughts, the 2001 version is till probably the worst revival of any game show ever. Pat Bullard is the living stereotype of the scharmy, corny game show host who doesn't care about the contestants and is just filling time until payday. The game play was completely ruined, with only one row of cards and those annoying Clip Chips. Oh, and the bonus round was horrible as well, making the contestants gamble away all of their winnings instead of keeping it like before. I did like the set though, as it was attractive and looked like a casino. I'd love to see the show come back though, with the old rules, although maybe make it trivia-based instead of survey-based. Finally, I've caught some Bill Rafferty episodes on YouTube, and he might be one the most underrated game show hosts ever. Maybe a bit too "New Yorkish" for some people, but he was funny, knew the game, and was warm with the contestants. RIP Bill, thanks for your service. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on November 19, 2014, 2:06 pm

Night Court - TV Shows
Great great show during its prime. Harry Anderson and John Larroquette are one of the more underrated comedy duos in TV history, and the show itself was so well-written. It was hilarious, had great gags and lines (I'm keeping a list of Dan Fielding's put-downs just in case I ever need them in real life), and although were a few exceptions, it could also be touching and thought-provoking without being sappy or preachy. It's too bad we'll never see anything like ever again. -- Submitted By: () on November 19, 2014, 2:01 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
With Malcolm Young forced to retire due to health reasons and with Phil Rudd becoming somewhat of a nutcase, it seems that the days of AC/DC as a touring act are numbered. What a shame. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 1:37 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
She reminds me of Shirley Temple if she really let herself go. And I guess there is a god now that they canceled this stupid show. I don't know why anyone would have wanted to watch this tripe anyway. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:53 am

Charles Manson - Celebrities
I'm not making this up. I heard that old Charlie is getting married to a 26 year old woman. Anyway, I always get a chill whenever I hear the Beachboys version of his song "Cease to Exist." -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:46 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
The Way It Should Have Ended: Frances and Piama move to Utah and join a polygamist cult. They live unhappily with 4 sister-wives and a pig named Lois. There is a lot of jealousy. Reese becomes famous after winning back-to-back Iron Chef competitions but still has no friends. He is addicted to online sex chat rooms where he uses the nickname DarthDong. He appears on cam bare ass naked except for a a Darth Vader helmet and performs perverted stunts with small appliances and occasionally fruit. Reese is very happy with his life. Malcolm flunks out of Harvard and becomes an alcoholic private detective. He is hired by Hal to investigate Dewey, who has become very eccentric and weird. Malcolm follows Dewey to an old warehouse and discovers the severed heads of 6 people floating in jars. He recognizes one as belonging to Jamie, his youngest brother who mysteriously disappeared when he was 6 years old. Dewey gets the drop on him and Malcolm becomes head number 7 in the collection. Dewey is very happy with his life and teaches music at his old middle school. He has a cat named Mittens The Kitten. -- Submitted By: () on November 18, 2014, 5:07 pm

Wonder Years, The - TV Shows
The way it should have ended: Winnie runs off to Chicago with Wayne where he becomes a crooked cop and she gains 372 pounds and has a heart attack and dies. Mr. Arnold converts the basement to a meth lab and becomes a drug czar, Mrs. Arnold buys a car wash to launder the money. They retire at ages 60 and 62 and live happily ever after on their own tropical island with the 10 gazillion dollars they made from meth. Upon hearing that Winnie ran away with Wayne, Kevin seeks comfort from Paul. He realizes he wasted all of the those years trying to score with The Coop when Paul was willing to put out for him. The two of them get married, adopt 3 kids and start a successful chain of car washes, the first one being a wedding present from Kev's mom. Final voice-over: "Yeah, Paul was no Coop in the looks department but he was great in the sack and he was loyal, something that bitch Winnie never was, I mean Wayne? Really? Wayne? I hear she died. Good riddance, bitch. Enjoy hell." (theme music: I Get by With a Little Help from My Friends) Credits roll over a shot of Kevin and Paul riding bikes with their kids and laughing. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 18, 2014, 8:58 am

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
DST is basically just a "fuck you". It's basically a form of control, when you think about it. "OH! HAHAHAHAHAH! LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVING TO SET THEIR CLOCKS AHEAD! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A BUNCH OF IMBECILES! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT SO YOU KEEP IT LIKE THAT FOR SEVEN MONTHS BEFORE BRINGING IT BACK AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:50 am

Avenged Sevenfold - Music Groups
They were really as nu-metal as they can come. In fact, they still scream nu-metal and they represent why nu-metal is bad. I mean, let's take into example of former nu-metal bands like Godsmack and Disturbed. They started out nu-metal for at least their first two albums. Then as they've transitioned from their third album and upwards, their music began to mature with them. Avenged Sevenfold on the other hand? Not so much. Still relying on the same copy and paste formula. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:24 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
You know, I'm still failing to see what's so wrong about Obama. I mean, yeah I'm not paying attention to politics that much. But everyone is falling over on themselves to prop this guy as the fault for everything. I do find myself disagreeing with him about a few things. Obamacare is one of them and having Biden as vice-president is the other. Biden, by the way, is the asshole who's trying to fuck with net neutrality because he's the entertainment industry's bitch who will do everything someone like Chris Dodd would command him to do. Don't blame that on Obama. But other than that, the vibe I'm getting from so many people suddenly blaming him for everything. Are right-wingers who are still butthurt over the past couple elections. Did you honestly think McCain or Romney were better choices? They were looking to continue the bullshit your champion George W Bush had laid the groundwork on during his 8 year tenure. Learn to pay attention to politics instead of just simply blaming someone because he's on a certain political team. That's just senseless. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 2:15 am

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
I think Garfield's 15 minutes of fame were long gone and dead. I mean, the comics themselves were golden probably the first year or two of strips. But if you've actually paid attention, you'll notice that the strips are basically recycling themselves. How many instances have you read where Garfield eats the food and his owner Jon Arbuckle comically yelling at him for it? There's only so many directions you can take that but it gets rehashed a lot. The dialogue has even gotten pale and lacks much wit or charm. Kinda starts making you question a bit of why it was even popular still. The real movie is what really destroyed it for me since I was a Garfield fan up until that point. I never saw the movie myself or it's sequel. I just knew that's when Garfield has boned and really has shown it's age as a comic strip. It needs to go, it's just Jim Davis' one trick pony. -- Submitted By: () on November 16, 2014, 1:54 am

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I don't know if the man is guilty or not of these old rape allegations, but he is a fool for refusing to address the issue. It's blowing up all over the internet and his silence makes him look guilty. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 15, 2014, 2:47 pm

Teen Titans Go! - TV Shows
Teen Titans is revived. Only this time, they turned the main characters into self parodies and/or complete morons. The villains? They've been turned into embarrassing jokes. For example, Trigon, Raven's demon father who nearly destroyed the Earth, is now this awkward dad figure. The "Beast Boy is such an idiot" schtick got old fast, and they keep using it. Cyborg seems to have been replaced by a Valley Girl in a metal suit. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 1:40 pm

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Movie Series
Let me get this straight: you go from a magical fantasy world to a mundane High School Musical knockoff, and the fans go wild. I don't get it. Is this some kind of inside joke? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

Homestar Runner - Websites
I visited HSR recently, and there's nothing new. No updates, no new toons, no new games. What happened? I can understand the brothers Chaps being busy with their lives, but it's come to a total standstill. Well, at least we can still look at the old stuff. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:16 pm

Mega Babies - TV Shows
Being gross doesn't necessarily mean a show's bad. Ren and Stimpy, for example. Being bad makes a show bad. How could anyone think these hideously ugly, disgusting mutant babies were just what the viewers wanted? It's hard to believe the same people who created the Swat Cats created these abominations. They used a dirty diaper as a palette. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:11 pm

Quantum Leap - TV Shows
I loved this show! Until the final season when they ran into God, who was apparently a balding overweight bartender in a seedy part of Philadelphia. They had some excellent episodes, my favorite was when Sam leaped into the body of Future Boy on an old 1950's live TV kiddie show. The old man who starred in it was crazy as a loon, it was funny and touching, as were most of the episodes, until, again, the final season, then it sucked balls! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:23 pm

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
I thought that Justin Bieber was the biggest celebrity turd but he doesn't even come close to the walking smelly turd that is Shia LaBeouf. Let's recap: He grossly insulted Steven Spielberg, calling him an over rated weirdo no-talent alcoholic hack and he, Shia, had more talent in one of his turds than Spielberg but Hollywood plots against his genius. Harrison Ford and Spielberg both made statements that they would NEVER work with the arrogant little turd again, EVER! That's amazing since they are both really nice guys who NEVER trash a co-worker. When Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) had his back to back mini-strokes, Shia began taunting him, saying he was a washed up asshole and that he (Shia) was a far better actor. Frankie Muniz revealed that Shia had been harassing him for over a decade although they had only briefly met once when they were both children. Michael Bay has BANNED Shia from any film he ever makes including the Transformers series after suffering through his grossly unprofessional and turdy behavior during filming of Transformers I. Brad Pitt, another really nice and well respected guy has also stated he will walk off a film if he so much as suspects Shia will be a part of it. During the filming of Fury, Shia was totally psychotic, cutting his own face every day and pulling out one of his own teeth with a pair of pliers. Brad reports that Shia had everyone terrified and avoided him like the plague. Pitt finally punched the little turd out when he wouldn't stop playing with a machine gun(real gun, fired blanks). The barrel of course was very hot after several minutes of non-stop firing and Shia smacked Pitt in the face with it "accidently" burning the older actor's face, requiring medical attention. put all of that together with his downright lunatic behavior in public and you have one smelly turd. It's only a matter of time before he self-destructs completely. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:01 am

Madonna - Music Groups
shanequia, you probaly don't even know what you're saying regarding Materia... -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:59 am

IMDB - Websites
I just read some of Friedrich Feurstein's comments, and noted that he was in something, but nom Chubby Rain, he's not famous (a point that he made..). I post on IMDB.com as gcarras and get into some fun scrapes with trolls (on the Justin Bieber board, for instance...) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:54 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
Best quote EVER about MITM: "Malcolm should have been run over by a bus in season 5." I mean how hateful, snotty and repulsive does a character have to get before they send him to sitcom heaven? -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:11 am

Salute Your Shorts - TV Shows
Very good show! It had a lot of obvious sitcom gags but it also had surprisingly touching story lines. Erik MacArthur's character was a popular kid but chose to bond with the misfits. They all protected each other, in between the inevitable fights and pranks. The result was a look at realistic kids acting in realistic and believable ways. It was far superior to the crap that Nick and Disney put on the air today. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:07 am

Mythbusters - TV Shows
This show peaked several seasons ago when they were doing hard science and testing the physics behind amazing myths. The best one I remember is when they setup air-driven actuators that drove pistons into the steel framework of an old bridge. They were trying to create a harmonic resonance that would shake the structure apart. It worked, the entire structure began vibrating and swaying but they shut it down before they actually destroyed the bridge. That was cooooool science! These days they do idiotic things like testing the internal temperature of fast food hamburgers. Booooooring! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 7:56 am

Chuck - TV Shows
Future hbrennan - Now that the series has ended (Season 5), I'm glad to say that it wrapped up very nicely (and didn't "drag on" forever). To the cast, writers and fans (who saved the show) - "Thanks, guys!" -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on November 10, 2014, 10:19 am

Black Friday - Random Topics
Back in 2011 when I posted Comment no. 11 it was still fun to be a part of the insanity, but in the last three years that insanity has touched Corporate America, who have RUINED this event by opening their stores on Thanksgiving, ruining the holiday itself. So forget about my earlier comment, Corporate Greed has RUINED what used to be a fun day. I will no longer participate in this event. -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on November 10, 2014, 9:17 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Good riddance to the show, and the fact that the mom was dating a convicted child molester makes me want to vomit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 4, 2014, 7:04 pm

Father Knows Best - TV Shows
spacer, I liked the show too- and I always thought the interaction between the parents Jim and Margaret was cool. Still, I have to admit that it might have been better had it ended a few years earlier when poor Kitten went through rather awkward teens [though, it turns out they were FAR less traumatic onscreen than off for her]. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:23 am

Ambien - Random Topics
Big Al, TOTALLY agree! Why do so many folks get into stuff that even their own disclaimers show has WORSE 'side effects' than what it purports to cure? And whatever happened to just drinking hot cocoa, taking a hot bath and curling up to a good book when one had trouble sleeping? Works for me and I don't make the docs or pill companies any richer! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:20 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
I couldn't change the channel fast enough when the COMMERCIALS for it flashed by. To each their own but IMO what a NASTY show this was and I feel sorry for the poor girl who was badly exploited by her so called parents AND this network. Yeah, I'm relieved they cancelled it [and what a rotten thing her so called mother did to her and her sister] but why did this network ever air this in the first place? TLC USED to be The Learning Channel and I can recall when it showed FANTASTIC actual documentaries about NASA and the space program. Is it too much to hope that they may start working back toward their former quality programming? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:16 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 3, 2014, 9:05 pm

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
Poor Jonathan Brandis. Another child actor who was used up by Hollywood and spit out and abandoned after reaching adulthood. His story is all too familiar, a fanatical stage mother who made a fortune on the back of her talented son, an industry that marketed his boyish good looks and a bone-crushing rejection after he grew up. In case anyone does not know, Jonathan committed suicide at the age of 27, broke and alone. The millions he made in movies and TV shows was gone by the time he turned 21, thanks to his greedy mother and crooked agents. He tried for years to make a comeback but no one would hire a no-longer cute, has-been former child star. This sad story is unfortunately very common. If you would like to help people like Jonathan, please visit the excellent website, A Minor Consideration. It's an ongoing project to help child actors transition away from show business into meaningful adult lives. It's run by Paul Peterson, a former child star who made successful movies, was a popular teen heart-throb and recording artist and played the young son on the Donna Reed show for a decade. His story is exactly like Jonathan's except he manged to pull himself up and find a new life after years of poverty and rejection. http://www.minorcon.org -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 1, 2014, 8:33 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
to spacer:EEEEUUUUUU, what you reported. Another reason to grimace whenever one sees his name.-Steve -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 31, 2014, 12:34 am

Ambien - Random Topics
All the more reason I avoid medications that are advertised on TV, especially when said commercials spend at least 2-3 minutes yapping about the medicine's side effects. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 30, 2014, 9:19 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Good riddance to this godawful piece of slop. It's about time the decision-makers at TLC used their heads for something other than keeping their ears apart. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 30, 2014, 9:14 am

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