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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
In the more distant past (the fifties and sixties), there were spectacular UFO visitation stories, and occasionally photographs of the UFO were taken. They were uniformly bad pictures - out of focus, etc., and no conclusions could be drawn from them as a result. It seems that cameras either weren't on hand to capture the best stuff, or weren't able to capture useful images owing to limitations. Flash forward to the present - Digital cameras (still and video, with autofocus and good low light sensitivity) are universal in cell phones, and if almost anything happens anywhere in the modern world, such cameras are able to capture it. Excepting UFOs -- for some reason, despite an avalanche of cameras in the hands of practically everyone, no one seems ever able to get good pictures of a UFO. What does this suggest to you? -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on April 11, 2014, 3:45 pm

Bates Motel - TV Shows
Oedipus Rex meets Alfred Hitchcock. Seriously, young Norman Bates is in love and in lust with his mother, and she encourages him. This odd couple is so obvious about their feelings for each other that Norman's half-brother Dylan calls them Mr. and Mrs. Bates. Great show with a great cast. Freddie Highmore nails it as the strange, brooding, psychotic teen and Vera Farmiga is awesome as the sexy, slutty, manipulative momzilla. Norman comes off as a sweet, shy and awkward kid but has a disturbing habit of blacking out. Whenever that happens, someone nearby usually turns up dead. In an early episode we see him in one of these fugue states when he tries to murder Dylan by bashing his head in with a meat mallet. In a flashback, we watched as he crushed his step-father's skull with a blender. We also watched in horror as his sexy teacher seduced him, knowing she would end up very dead, which she did and our boy Norman lost all memory of the evening. Great show and well worth watching! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:40 pm

Middle, The - TV Shows
Unlike a lot of family sitcoms, the parents are the backbone of this show. Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn have amazing on-screen chemistry and are completely believable as a working class couple struggling to keep things together, both financially and emotionally. They hate their kids sometimes but always look out for their interests even if it means being yelled at by ungrateful brats. The young actors playing the kids are amazing and bring to life weird and often unlikeable characters. Axl, for instance, refused to wear pants for the first two seasons and came to the dinner table (and TV, and game night, and entertaining visitors) in only his jockey shorts. Sue is so needy and whiney you want to run away as soon as you see her. Brick is completely neurotic and is plagued by nervous tics and has been banished to a class for socially impaired kids. Put all of this together and you get a great show. The Heck's don't live in a nice home, they live in a dump, mom and dad work at low paying jobs they hate, and the kids are all seriously flawed. It's a nice slice of life and show how millions of Americans really live. It's also very funny! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on April 11, 2014, 2:26 pm

Unidentifed Flying Objects (UFOs) - Random Topics
So when are we going to see some real good smoking-gun evidence already? I'm talking about these ET guys landing their big disc, cigar or lantern shaped craft around a vast crowd of people? or maybe that's just not how they roll? They do seem to like nuclear plants for some reason -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 10:05 am

Weather Channel, The - TV Shows
it appears they air more reality shows than weather alerts..if you want to check up on severe weather around the country, i'd check elsewhere, because you'd probably get 'Prospectors' instead -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:44 am

Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
I can't imagine what was so great about this show to make it last 11 seasons..of course i think the same about Married With Children -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:22 am

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
you'll still find stand-alone Pizza Huts nowadays, but when they decided to include Pizza Hut, Taco Bell & KFC all in one FF eatery, that somehow cheapened their franchise for me.. i can't picture myself getting pizza at the same place they make tacos and chicken -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:20 am

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
i liked their Phish Food & Late-Night Snack flavors, but yeah they can come down on their price just a little.. Why does a small container of ice cream have to cost so much? -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:11 am

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I don't see what the big deal is about that song..i found it rather annoying -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 10, 2014, 9:09 am

Justified - TV Shows
Season finale was ridiculous. The Crows story line was a waste of my time..it has officially boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (Sparkles) on April 9, 2014, 6:34 pm

X-Play - TV Shows
No comments from the fan boys? This was once a cool show. Back when Morgan and Adam actually looked like they were enjoying reviewing video games and clowning around. Then it got too serious and dull. Morgan was cute nerd eye candy, but she did not take advantage of that and went into obscurity. The show's network was removed from directv early on, so I missed the final few years. Couldn't get my Morgan fix, so I moved on, and so did everyone else apparently. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on April 9, 2014, 3:11 pm

MSNBC - Random Topics
Does anyone even watch this channel? I know people who watch CNN and Foxnews, Never msnbc. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:55 pm

Tony Shalhoub - Celebrities
I agree with Fletch. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:50 pm

Jennifer Aniston - Celebrities
I still think she's hot but that's just my opinion. I could care less about who she's with or not. I will admit she gets typecast quite often. Quit the rom-com movies for awhile. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on April 8, 2014, 12:49 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
So am I crazy or has WWE become entertaining again? I like the new people coming up (Bray Wyatt, the Shield, Bryan), and it looks like they are truly phasing out the older wrestlers (Big Show losing the Wrestlemania battle royal to Cesaro and Undertaker's surprising loss) After 12 years of not caring, I'm getting sucked back into pro wrestling... -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on April 7, 2014, 6:54 pm

Ben & Jerry's - Random Topics
They got good ice cream, but it's so expensive. Best when I want to treat myself every once in a great while -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on April 5, 2014, 8:08 pm

2010s - Random Topics
The "incredible technological innovations" consisted pretty much only of ways to access the internet via smaller devices. Cancer and AIDs are no closer to being cured than before, world hunger seems to be at least as bad as ever, life's even MORE complicated than it used to be, and all these technological innovations only serve to make it easier for total strangers to know everything about you and use it against you. Yay, what progress! This decade=epic fail. ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 2, 2014, 6:49 pm

Robin Thicke - Celebrities
I'll be honest, I don't find Blurred Lines to be a good song, regardless on whether it's about rape or not. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on April 2, 2014, 2:45 pm

How I Met Your Mother - TV Shows
So the final season takes 21 episodes to show us a Robin Barney wedding weekend, where we see the "mother" for about 15 minutes total, and nothing happens in most episodes. The hour finale has them divorced in 10 minutes, Barney is just the same old dope he has always been, Ted's new love of his life just dies offscreen, and they reveal that he is telling his kids this story to get their permission to bang, er date, Aunt Robin, then like a stalker he goes to her apartment with a blue trombone. Get out the fillet knives, this one makes the end of the Sopranos seem like a masterpiece. And Barney has a baby with a woman that they dont ever show, and now he cares, about people. BONED. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 31, 2014, 10:45 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
For the fourth consecutive year, he's won the fan's choice award at the Canadian Music Awards. What a joke. He deserved to be booed. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on March 31, 2014, 7:10 pm

Vladimir Putin - Celebrities
Seems to me he's determined to bring back the Cold War. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on March 31, 2014, 7:06 pm

eBay - Websites
Ebay continues to drive out small and individual sellers with the Detail Sellers Report and Cassini. Cassini search algorithm is base on DSR and sell though rates that favors big mass sellers and Chinese knockoffs seller by giving them exclusive priority on best matches while at the same time not listing items from small and individual sellers in searches. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 31, 2014, 6:34 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
How about a feature that enables users to edit or delete the comments of other users? >:-D Just kidding, obviously. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 31, 2014, 5:41 pm

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
The King of Crap TV Shows! Or maybe The Queen? It seems the reality TV show industry has settled on this formula: find the most ignorant, loathsome unwashed disgusting filthy in-bred idiots and let them embarrass themselves and by extension, the entire human race. Also in this category: Duck Dynasty, Swamp People, Ax Men, Gator Boys, Game of Arms, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Storage Wars. There are many others out there. It seems Boo-Boo and her ilk celebrate ignorance. The kids are being raised to be anti-intellectual slobs who think they are fat because of the devil, rather than the 10 million or so calories each one pushes down their bloated throats every day. I don't think anyone in Clan Boo-Boo had ever picked up a book, let alone read one. They speak about Wal-Mart in hushed, reverend terms, like it is a holy place, and spend their "TV Money" on utter crap rather than improving the lives of their children. Will Honey Boo-Boo still be adorable when she is a 700-pound pregnant teenager? -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:58 pm

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - TV Shows
Dr. Sagan would most definitely approve of this show because it: 1)Promotes human curiosity 2)Explains some of the wonders around us in everyday language WITHOUT dumbing down the science and 3)Does not flinch away from calling out superstition and ignorance as abominations promoted by idiots to further their own agendas. On that last point, I was intrigued by episode 2 when it started moving in the direction of evolution. Dr. Tyson steps on camera and I thought here comes the 'intelligent design' cop-out or the 'everyone is entitled to their own stupid beliefs' speech but NO! He defended evolution not as a theory but as a flat hard fact and denounced religious leaders who purposefully lie to their kids about it. Go Neil! This show absolutely remains true to Sagan's original concept. It has a different look and feel to it at times but the times have changed since 1980. Dr. Tyson told the story in the first episode of how Carl Sagan, who was already a rock-star scientist and professor, befriended this poor black kid from Brooklyn named Neil Tyson and sparked his scientific curiosity and his love of learning. Hopefully, Dr. Tyson will be able to inspire some of today's kids to pursue science. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:33 pm

Vikings - TV Shows
Ok, weird premise: one of history's most notorious bands of horrid, murderous, thieving thugs, portrayed as a tight-knit group who love each other and only want the best for their kids! It seems the producers are saying hey! these guys are just like us! Except my family and I don't murder innocent people and steal from their dead, butchered corpses. The acting, writing, direction, and photography are all well above average and you can get easily sucked into the world of Ragnar and his associates. They can be really sweet characters for a few episodes and then they cut the throats of innocents because they want their gold. The Season 1 raid on the English church and monastery was particularly brutal. The Vikings went out of their way to terrify the monks and priests and desecrate their church before hacking them to death with axes and looting all their valuables. I got the same uneasy feeling watching The Vikings as I did watching The Sopranos. I realized that I was actually rooting for Tony and liked him even though he was a stone cold killer. Ragnar is depicted as such a charmer everyone likes him and tends to forgive his quirks (like murder and thievery). All in all it is a good show and the acting is excellent. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on March 31, 2014, 12:18 pm

Pan Am - TV Shows
IMO, once one saw a few minutes of folks dressing up in suits to ride in planes with inedible meals being served with the finest plates and cutlery and then waxed nostalgic about being treated as royalty by the now-defunct airline, there really was no point in tuning in. -- Submitted By: () on March 30, 2014, 1:57 pm

Wings - TV Shows
I never got the hype over this. It seemed a passable thing to watch once in a while but no great shakes to seek out. Oh, and I disliked how we were supposed to root for the snotty kid bro while jeer at the rival owner merely because the rival owner was fat and older. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 30, 2014, 1:46 pm

2010s - Random Topics
While there have been some incredible technological innovations in this decade, IMO it's not been without its problems. One thing I dislike a great deal is how no one is allowed to simply have quirks or foibles, they must have 'syndromes' which 'require' drugs and there are huge drives to push as many folks as possible to get hooked on them even having advertizements that tout said drugs as invaluable keys to getting the most out of life [even with the voiceovers spelling out that the side effects are often WORSE than what the drugs claim to cure]. How can we expect youth to want to be clean and sober when the message of 'you're doomed to be a miserable mess unless you get drugs to cure ALL your woes' get pushed down everyone's throats? Not only has Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit' come to fruition but that movie "Road to Wellville" which appeared to satire the turn of the previous century's obsession with quack cures but, now appears to satirize OUR OWN. If there's anyone left in 50 years, they're wonder what was this decade THINKING via this philosophy! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on March 30, 2014, 1:32 pm

Celebrity Rehab - TV Shows
Dr. Drew probably regrets coming up with this show now that he has five celebrity patients/contestants from his show that are now corpses because his treatment didn't work. The public, fairly or unfairly, blames him for it. This is why therapy is supposed to be behind closed doors and not a circus act. -- Submitted By: () on March 26, 2014, 10:37 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Is it possible to add a feature that allows users to edit or delete their comments? -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 26, 2014, 2:35 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Nobody mourns his passing. You reap what you sow, Phelps. You have a lot of explaining to do, by using the Lord's name to preach hate. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on March 25, 2014, 10:26 pm

Alice Cooper - Music Groups
who can forget 'Hey Stoopid' -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on March 25, 2014, 1:24 pm

Dance Moms - TV Shows
This is a fairly offensive show about a bunch of adorable little girls who want to be dancers. Their dance teacher is a disgusting, rotund lady who is constantly berating them, and the girls' nasty mothers constantly get involved. Truly bottom of the barrel "reality" television. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on March 24, 2014, 11:40 pm

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Now with Fred Phelps gone, the world's a better place. Good riddance to him. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on March 24, 2014, 8:11 am

Sony - Random Topics
The Sony BMG copy protection rootkit scandal...need I say more? Pretty shady stuff there. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:39 am

Pokemon - TV Shows
It boned for me when I saw Pikachu defeat an Onix. Try playing the game and see if that logic works. I never expected this anime to follow the games, hell, it didn't even try to follow the manga closely. Ash Ketchum became a nuisance, no matter the season, and yeah despite the Pokemon looking good. They really had to resort to repeating their given names over and over like idiots. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:35 am

Mega Man (TV series) - TV Shows
It was your typical cheesy 90s cartoon show that just like every other video game TV show like it. Bombed and boned. Nothing is right, the source material is screwed with and there is always awkward moments to this day people parody over. Like Guts Man's ass. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:30 am

Burger King - Random Topics
Why isn't the Subservient Chicken on here? That thing right next to the plastic King mascot is just as creepy. You can tell it to do (almost) anything. That site has existed for quite a while, though I think it has finally been taken down. But, it was something for a while. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:24 am

Alice Cooper - Music Groups
Every decade, Alice Cooper adapts to it. So, of course it's just a mixed bag on how you prefer the music of Alice Cooper. In the 80s, yeah he had the wild hair going, the New Wave, Radio-Friendly thing. Then early 2000s, he got dark with Brutal Planet and Dragontown. These days, he's kinda mixing it up but eventually. Least that was the kindof exposure of his music I got. But either way, he was awesome. -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:16 am

Transformers: Prime - TV Shows
I actually like the look and feel of this show. Frank Welker returning as Megatron, finally, was a plus. In fact, he changed the voice of Megatron so it's completely different from his G1 counterpart. Which actually worked and is fine in my book. Only nitpicks I have is, they made Optimus Prime's mouth look ugly. Everytime he's seen with that mouth, he's just a little hard to take seriously or even know if it's him. The other, is that the human characters are seriously stereotypical and intolerable in everyway. They're all one-dimensional. Other than all of that, it's good. Oh, why kill Cliffjumper so early?! -- Submitted By: () on March 23, 2014, 1:11 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
So, Fred Phelps has died. All I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 21, 2014, 12:53 am

Westboro Baptist Church - Random Topics
Rot in hell, Fred Phelps. And the Phelps family are cowards for not holding a funeral for him. They can dish out their pickets, but can't take them. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 20, 2014, 12:31 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
I have a feeling Episode VII is going to be just a cash cow and nothing more. I don't trust Disney with anything since it's acquisitions. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:35 am

Superman - Movie Series
I'd trade any cheesy been-there version of Superman we have already seen for Man of Steel. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:32 am

Dragonball Evolution - Movie Series
The poster was more than enough for me to be convinced that this was a train wreck and a fine example of what American Hollywood does to source materials from other countries. I saw this beginning to end and nothing was right. This is the best Hollywood can present for a live adaptation of an anime? I mean, they've turned a destructive blast that is the Kamehameha into a spraying mist of blue/purple CGI aura. And to think Hollywood is and was going to try another attempt of making a live-action adaptation of another anime, like Akira. Airbender, they've already destroyed. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:29 am

Resident Evil (film) - Movie Series
This movie franchise was all just wrong in more ways than one. Should not have happened, especially given the source material. It just helped the trend of "let's make more video games into movies and get them wrong deliberately because we know it's what sells!" bandwagon. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:24 am

Garfield (Movies) - Movie Series
Bill Murray is not Garfield. He just wasn't. This movie ultimately killed me as a fan of Garfield. Also, it's weird when Garfield was the only CGI-character in that film. Yet Odie was real. Nothing worked in this film. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:21 am

Mortal Kombat - Movie Series
I don't think Annihilation knew what it was aiming for. If it had been based on the arcade sequel, then it could've been good or decent at best. But, the characters in Annihilation were mostly from MK3. Which doesn't make sense to me. There's a reason the sequel is forever on many lists of the worst sequel and worst movie overall in history. It's a very cheesy sequel and you'd have to have a guilty pleasure for finding something to like about it. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:19 am

Friday - Movie Series
Next Friday was meh. Friday After Next was a whole bunch of "Why?". I mean they've somepoint teased of a Smokey return. He never did cause Tucker was busy doing those horrible Rush Hour films. Oh, don't forget that there was a animated series based on Friday which is absolute big bone. Should have just stuck with the first and only, call it good. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 19, 2014, 4:15 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
I disliked the 3rd for obvious reasons I won't state because I'll just be stating everyone's opinions. But, they could've gone a better direction with Venom and the Symbiote/Peter's relationship. I heavily doubt if one were to be absorbed or taken over by a symbiote, it'd make you want to dress dark, comb your hair down, and start dancing shamelessly. There were so many better takes and material to base that relationship off. But they instead went with that for some ridiculous reason. Also, we've known all along Ben's killer was that robber guy in the first film. Entirely un-necessary to pin it on Sandman when he alone has his own reasons already for going after Spider-Man. Just wasteful. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 4:11 am

Matrix - Movie Series
The 2nd and 3rd ones should not have been made in the same year. I didn't mind them. But, they could've waited longer instead of pushing through rush jobs. Although the dialogue in the two sequels were giving me a headache. So. Much. Explaining. Cryptic. Knowledge. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 4:06 am

Nutty Professor, The (1996 film) - Movie Series
Sorry, Eddie. But there's only so much of you we can take. The sequel was practically intolerable. -- Submitted By: () on March 19, 2014, 1:44 am

Saw - Movie Series
Saw should have stopped at III. It would've made a good trilogy. But, they decided to continue it until it got quite pretentious in itself. I've watched the series up until VI and I haven't mustered up the interest to watch the "Final Chapter". Not because I got queasy, but because it got stupid and literally became a trend of "how can this victim get killed in the most horrendous way possible?" theme. -- Submitted By: () on March 18, 2014, 11:18 pm

Beast Machines - TV Shows
Just terrible. This is the show that killed the classic Transformers timeline that had begun in the 1980s. Hideous character designs and saddled with a clueless limousine liberal hippie showrunner that forced his dumb politics onto this show. Ecological "green" themes on a show set on the mechanical world of Cybertron, refusal to give the heroes guns due to his anti-gun stance, and of course making the character Rattrap wheelchair-bound to promote diversity were a few of his bone-headed moves. The characters had to meditate and say, "I am transformed" in order to transform. I am not joking. I gave up after only a few episodes. I'm told the finale has Cybertron transformed into a lush, green planet like Earth, thus ruining any future stories in that continuity and the need for all the reboots. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 17, 2014, 10:13 pm

Vladimir Putin - Celebrities
All we need (should say don't though) is some group of people persecuted to the point of going to the gulags en masse -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on March 17, 2014, 5:15 pm

Ice-T - Celebrities
My brother makes the same cracks about him. He makes songs about cop killing, now he plays the part of a cop on TV. Makes you wonder if he made the songs just because it made him money. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on March 17, 2014, 5:13 pm

High School Musical - Movie Series
Yet... -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on March 17, 2014, 5:13 pm

2010s - Random Topics
Just like all sorts of other decades had certain terms or quotes that were popular to say?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on March 17, 2014, 5:11 pm

Critic, The - TV Shows
I remember that a week after they did "Hunch", a musical based on "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", Disney announced the same thing as their next project. It led to some (probably unfair) jokes when the trailer hit theaters. -- Submitted By: (Hateaol) on March 17, 2014, 6:39 am

Perez Hilton - Celebrities
Can Perez Hilton even qualify as a celebrity? Because only being famous for talking trash about other celebrities doesn't make you a celebrity in my book. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 15, 2014, 7:34 pm

2010s - Random Topics
"Hater" as a term needs to be gone because that's what anyone resorts to calling someone because someone doesn't always like what the other person likes. It's just over a matter of opinion and one can't accept that so they call them a "hater" until the one hating is forcibly liked into what another likes. I don't like how it became acceptable to really water yourself into text-speak. It's really been the norm for most of the internet. "You" has been "U" "Are" has become "R" to has become "2". It doesn't make you sound smarter or advanced. People over-abusing memes to explain any situation makes them unfunny. It's also become the norm that if you type out well-written paragraphs that expresses a thought-out opinion. People complain about having to read it like as if they don't know what reading is anymore. But any idiot can make sense of a sentence compromised of nothing but "U R 2 THX!" Lastly, the words "Epic" and "Fail" are really overused. It's like they're used for almost EVERYthing. "This song is EPIC!" "Oh man, he fell down, EPIC FAIL!" seriously people, get a fucking grip... -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 14, 2014, 4:30 pm

Pizza Hut - Random Topics
Well, typical 'Murican food. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 14, 2014, 4:24 pm

Dio - Music Groups
It seemed that the Black Sabbath band preferred Dio over Ozzy. Ozzy strewn off on his own, fucked himself up from previous alcohol and drug usage so he's now just been a mumbling wreck. Ozzy's solo works may have been good in the early 80s but he has really declined in shape and performance severely. Dio has retained his form despite his age, he loves the music. Really one of the forefronts of metal music as we know it. It's just really sad that he had so much planned like more new albums, that this death took him away from it. Never forgotten... -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on March 14, 2014, 4:11 pm

Killer Instinct - Random Topics
Oh yes the new Killer Instinct is out and it looks okay. But what bothers me the most is how much the microtransaction has raped that game. I praise Double Helix for getting this game going but at the same token, I'd much prefer RARE to do it. -- Submitted By: () on March 14, 2014, 4:04 pm

Ice-T - Celebrities
I just find it funny he made a song about killing cops. Then ends up on cop shows. -- Submitted By: () on March 14, 2014, 4:02 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
It seriously was a horrible fanfic of a book that somehow made it into half a dozen movies. That speaks a lot about the movie industry today. I know a lot of movies involving vampires will either keep everything about a vampire intact for the "classic" version. Then there are some who finds some alterations with them with little changes like Underworld and Blade for example. But, the difference here is they made vampires a little more interesting. Twilight completely pussified them. -- Submitted By: () on March 14, 2014, 4:00 pm

Terminator - Movie Series
It was supposed to have ended with T2. James Cameron himself has come out and said that with the two movies, everything was there and nothing needed to be explained. Then Terminator 3 came along because I guess some director had it up his ass and thought it needed to repeat the formula again. Then came Salvation trying to be either a prequel or whatever. I agree, it should've just been left to T2. Those other attempts just fell so out of place. When I first heard Arnold as the T-850 say in T3 after being explained by John Connor about blowing up Cyberdyne. He said "It was only post-poned". I could only think then was "yeah...an excuse to make more money." -- Submitted By: () on March 14, 2014, 3:57 pm

High School Musical - Movie Series
If there's one thing I like about these films, it's that, as far as I know, none of the main stars have become drug addicts or have had any sort of breakdown (and for a live action Disney Channel production, that's saying a lot). -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 13, 2014, 12:35 am

2010s - Random Topics
Yeah really, cartooner!!! No need to drag the 90s into this. Especially when that decade was a utopia compared to this one--and the one before, actually. I wish there was a way I could somehow be stuck in the 90s forever (sighs). -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 12, 2014, 2:30 pm

Vladimir Putin - Celebrities
Due to his recent antics, I've just been referring to Putin as "Novohitler". His actions and statements bear an eerie resemblance to what was coming out of Nazi Germany in the 1930s. -- Submitted By: () on March 12, 2014, 8:30 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
For those who are curious, here's a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm7s-3q-CL0) that showcases a lot of the terrible things Justin Bieber has done in the last year (and the video only covers about half of it). I'm just gonna come out and say it: Justin Bieber is one of the only musicians that I hate as a person (the only other one I can think of is Chris Brown). I mean, at least back in 2010, he was just another generic teen idol, as opposed to the douchebag that he currently is. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 11, 2014, 9:24 pm

2010s - Random Topics
@JimPickens: You say that like the 90s were a bad thing. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on March 11, 2014, 9:11 pm

1990's - Random Topics
I remember hating the '90s at the time and missing the '80s. Now of course I'd kill to be living in the '90s again. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on March 10, 2014, 11:39 am

2010s - Random Topics
The 2010s make the 90s look like the 80s that's how bad it is. -- Submitted By: (JimPickens) on March 8, 2014, 11:29 pm

Kobe Bryant - Celebrities
I'm just glad he's FINALLY fading away. It's about time!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on March 7, 2014, 7:11 am

Homeschooling - Random Topics
It's reached the point where any parent who cares the slightest about their kids MUST have them home-schooled if they are to get any education whatsoever, not to mention make it to age 18 without dying. American public schools have never been more horribly run than right now, and private schools cost too much for most folks and aren't really superior enough to justify the cost. -- Submitted By: () on March 7, 2014, 7:10 am

Vladimir Putin - Celebrities
Modern day Russian nationalist blockhead and Peter the Great wannabe. Guy is and has been an enemy to the U.S. since day one and needs to be treated as such. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on March 6, 2014, 12:07 pm

Homeschooling - Random Topics
With the further decline of the public education system homeschooling is the best alternative. -- Submitted By: (JimPickens) on March 5, 2014, 1:41 am

2010s - Random Topics
For overuse and misuse of the word "bullying" (which now includes ANY jokey comment made towards another person)... and the term "hater" needs to be sent into oblivion and never heard again -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on March 4, 2014, 6:09 pm

Internet Archive, The (aka the Wayback Machine) - Websites
Internet Archive is not responsible for robots.txt web site mangers who do not want internet archive cataloging their sites are. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 4, 2014, 1:24 pm

Garfield Minus Garfield - Websites
The site is a one trick pony. The same joke gets stale fast. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on March 4, 2014, 12:55 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Now it appears they are frequently posting articles on that "page" which now is just listed as "Keyword- Jump the Shark" so if any article on their site uses that phrase, it goes there, the chummy churn continues there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on March 4, 2014, 6:21 am

Mystery Diners - TV Shows
This is a show that is supposed to be a hidden camera type of reality show. That main Stiles guy brings in his cameras and his repetitive comments to the clueless owners. The owners, the mystery diners, even the employees caught on camera look like they have been rehearsing for this. Most of employees who are busted and have to come into the camera room at the end do a bad job of being surprised that they have been caught. This show is lame. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on March 1, 2014, 1:46 pm

Olympic Games - Random Topics
Also to add, while there were stories coming out of Germany about the abuses that the Nazis were committing (there were people that wanted to boycott those games), for the most part, people were impressed how Hitler was able to turn things around so quickly in Germany. Hindsight is 20/20 -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on March 1, 2014, 1:33 pm

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
I'm afraid not, John. Sony didn't even wait until Mr. Ramis had been buried to announce that Ghostbusters III is still happening and Ramis's death won't significantly impact the script they've written. Personally, I don't see what the point is with no Harold Ramis and likely no Bill Murray. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 28, 2014, 12:27 pm

Olympic Games - Random Topics
Actually, the Nazis took control of the German Reichstag in 1933. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on February 28, 2014, 7:45 am

Beakman's World - TV Shows
This was a great show! Bill was fine, but the Beak was funnier. They taught us things in a cool way that kept the show interesting. Plus I had a serious crush on Josie! She was so oddly cute/sexy, I almost cried when she left. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on February 27, 2014, 9:54 pm

Misfits of Science - TV Shows
Why no comments on this? No one remember this cool short lived show? It had a young Courtney Cox and that cool tall dude who played Predator and other memorable big creatures. They were part of a group of people with superpowers who helped solved crimes. This was ahead of it's time, never had time to develop. -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on February 27, 2014, 9:45 pm

Ghostbusters - Movie Series
I guess this puts the final kabosh on a third movie. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on February 27, 2014, 1:50 pm

World Wrestling Entertainment - Random Topics
Can't say that it's unboned, but I will admit to actually being interested in a few angles recently, (Wyatt's vs the Shield, Daniel Bryan's quest for the championship). However it still seems like many of their storylines aren't well thought out, like Bryan joining the Wyatt's and then leaving them two weeks late, or seemingly having Batista vs Orton as the big Wrestlemania XXX championship match. -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on February 27, 2014, 1:47 pm

Batman - Movie Series
I was just thinking about the time I went to see The Dark Knight in IMAX with my dad. I thought the movie was great, but my dad hated it. He thought it was too violent. I was a bit baffled by my that, as it was only a PG-13 movie, so I had no idea what he was talking about. I later found out that dad had literally seen nothing of Batman since the comics he read in the 1950s and the Adam West show. It must have been quite a jarring experience! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 27, 2014, 11:27 am

Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
Boned when it became the Marla Gibbs show. The "fonzie effect" seems to happen to all sitcoms after about season 6. I guess you run out of main characters in that amount of time. -- Submitted By: (tjwash) on February 27, 2014, 9:24 am

Olympic Games - Random Topics
Though Travoltron, when Berlin got the games for 1936, the Nazis hadn't taken power yet, and wouldn't take power until 3 years before the games. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on February 27, 2014, 5:50 am

Olympic Games - Random Topics
The Olympic Committee have always been corrupt scum that grant the Olympics to whatever nation bribes them the best. I'm not sure why people are so upset about the Olympics being held in Russia when they have been held just recently in China and in the past in the USSR and even Nazi Germany. I'm glad somebody put up their habit of suing everyone up there, too. I live in Olympia, near the Olympic Mountains and the Olympic Peninsula. All kinds of local businesses have the word "Olympic" in them. Our local paper is called "The Olympian". The Olympic Committee legally threatened many of them and claimed to own this word, even though we predate them. http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2010007020_olympian06m.html -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 1:23 pm

Blackstar - TV Shows
John Blackstar, astronaut, is swept through a black hole, into an ancient alien universe. Trapped on the planet Sagar, Blackstar is rescued by the tiny Trobbit people. In turn, he joins their fight for freedom against the cruel Overlord, who rules by the might of the Powerstar. The Powerstar is split into the Powersword and the Starsword. And so with Starsword in hand, Blackstar, together with his allies, sets out to save the planet Sagar. This is his destiny. "I am John Blackstar." YES, THIS WAS A REAL SHOW! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 12:02 pm

Batman: The Brave and the Bold - TV Shows
So I've watched the whole series in its entirety now. A lot of the things I complained about in those early episodes were fixed or cleared up in the subsequent ones. Contrary to popular belief, the show wasn't always campy. It could be light, dark, funny, drama, a musical, etc. I'd highly recommend it. But everyone on Bone The Fish needs to see the final episode, Mitefall! It's a brilliant meta-humor episode. Batman jumps a shark with the Batski. This pisses Bat-Mite off; he wants a darker Batman TV show again. Bat-Mite tries to get Batman The Brave and the Bold canceled and does all these horrible things to the show like move Batman to Malibu and marry him off and give him a kid. Then he recasts Aquaman with Ted McGinley. Ambush Bug (voiced by Henry Winkler) sees what Bat-Mite is doing and enters Batman's world to try and help him. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on February 26, 2014, 11:27 am

Man Show, The - TV Shows
This was actually a pretty funny and clever show for something called The Man Show. Kimmel and Carolla had good chemistry, and some of the bits were hilarious. It was great because it celebrated while also making fun of macho culture. Of course the girls were hot and it was just a fun escapist show. After the two stars left this show sank faster than a beer in The Fox's gullet! -- Submitted By: (Englebert) on February 26, 2014, 12:32 am

Allen Gregory - TV Shows
This cartoon is infamous (and was cancelled after only 7 episodes), so I decided to watch some of the episodes online to see how bad it was. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is the worst animated series I've ever seen. The animation and character designs are terrible, and pretty much every character is either bland or completely unlikable. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on February 25, 2014, 11:35 pm

Wings - TV Shows
If it makes Quagmire feel any better (outdated reference, I know), I've heard of this show and even saw a few episodes back in the day. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on February 25, 2014, 2:45 pm

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