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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Groundhog Day - Random Topics
After going through some bad winter weather, I took heart that my 'regional' groundhog, General Beuregard 'predicted' an early end to winter but right after the 'prediction' our area got hit by even WORSE winter weather THEN I found out that General Beuregard's actually a STUFFED critter. Yep, they actually paid someone to 'interpret' a stuffed critter's 'prediction'. Boo! At least Punxsatawney's Phil's an actual living creature. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 28, 2015, 12:28 pm

Avengers, The - TV Shows
Patrick Macnee just went to his reward at age 93. He had been a soldier in WWII and saw so much carnage that he refused to have his character [Steed] carry a gun so they asked him what would he have as a weapon and Mr. Macnee replied in that desperate moment 'an umbrella'! YES, that's how Steed got to have one as a weapon. RIP, Steed. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 28, 2015, 12:20 pm

Sex and the City - TV Shows
Correct me if I'm wrong but, from what little I stomached of it, it seemed to be about a group of entitled, tacky backbiters who obsessed over first world problems and dissed the men in their lives for being as shallow and one-dimensional as they themselves were to men. The only good thing about this, as far as I could tell, is that it had a catchy theme song. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 28, 2015, 12:15 pm

Square Pegs - TV Shows
I remember this one. It had its moments but the thing I disliked about it was the total hypocrisy of the protagonists. Virtually from Day One they openly dissed the 'clique' to each other that they were so desperate to join yet we [the audience] were supposed to root for them and jeer at the clique for excluding them but, really, WHY should the clique have wanted folks who disliked them in it [and even the dimmest bulbs can usually sense when others dislike them]? It would have been one thing had they started the school year with unrealistic worship of those of the clique but then gradually gotten their eyes open and realize they didn't need to have anything to do with said clique which would have been perfectly realistic and sympathetic. Instead they constantly took umbrage for themselves and never once did any of the four of them call out their hypocrisy for wanting to join a group of folks they disliked. Instead Oh, and I also didn't like that the protagonists themselves were somewhat bigoted. This may have helped train Sarah Jessica Parker for "Sex in the City". -- Submitted By: () on June 28, 2015, 12:05 pm

Frank Welker - Celebrities
"I Megatron, declare this facility DECEPTICON DOMAIN!" -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 24, 2015, 9:21 pm

Mad About You - TV Shows
Why did people watch this crap? Why did people think Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt were talented? I lived through the '90s and I didn't understand it then, and I don't understand it now. Who wants to watch a bunch of bickering whiners every week? I can find that on any internet forum sans multimillion dollar salaries. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 24, 2015, 9:16 pm

Day My Butt Went Psycho!, The - TV Shows
This show is ass. That is all. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 23, 2015, 10:47 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Now that Harry Shearer is gone: PUT THIS DEAD HORSE TO REST ALREADY! This is a once great show that went on about 15 years too many. It has become a total parody of itself. Hasn't been funny in years. -- Submitted By: (jimdcarter) on June 21, 2015, 11:05 am

Apple Inc. - Random Topics
I used to be a huge Apple fanboy, but now I don't see the point in paying premium prices for products that become paperweights and force me to buy the upgrade. The last straw was when they started making their computers completely non-upgradeable. -- Submitted By: (MorbidDuck) on June 15, 2015, 3:14 pm

Revolution - TV Shows
I would say from day one because the produce were all over with the plot. SPOILERS: Season : a lot of effort was put into have to save brother plot: in the end it was a throw away plot, then have to find the tower and another throw away. Season: 2: the build up and cliff hanger of Season one was mostly forgotten. There was potential for an interesting plot concerning nanotechnology. If they weaved the nano tech singularity into the show form day one, I think it would last longer . -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on June 13, 2015, 4:57 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
It NEVER sucked or even BONED.......with all that turkey (taken from AROUND bones...pun)l, gravy, livers, gizzards, necks, stuffing, cranberry sauce, sweet potatros, mashed potatoes,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 8, 2015, 11:18 pm

Wayback Machine, The - Websites
The robots corrupted it as other entries (JumpTheShark, for one) have comments (from others and me). It used to be a swell-o, neato site but not anymore! >:< -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 7, 2015, 10:49 pm

Pink Lady and Jeff - TV Shows
Mie went on to be the lead singer of Animetal Lady, a metal band that did covers of anime themes. Very cool! -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 6, 2015, 12:15 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I don't blame him for quitting. He's 70 years old and has other things he wants to do with his life than voice a cartoon show that boned the fish 16 years ago. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 5, 2015, 7:32 pm

Jeff Gordon - Celebrities
One of the best in NASCAR history, though one could argue with the stupid Chase system that NASCAR implemented, that he has been screwed out of a couple titles (then again, one can say anyone could run a 36 race season differently than a 26 and 10 season) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 4, 2015, 10:27 am

Playgirl - Random Topics
Then again, gay men are a considerable market for Playgirl (ask former WWE wrestler Shawn Michaels, and all the shit he caught from other wrestlers when he posed for Playgirl in the mid-90's) -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on June 4, 2015, 10:22 am

Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Movie Series
I had my two nephews, ages 9 and 11 for the weekend and we watched all 3 of these movies. At first I was bored, then really bored with all the pee and fart jokes, then I noticed something. The two boys were rooting for the underdog, this kid who was the object of bullying by the other kids at his school and by his own brother. The stories in each of the films involved being true to yourself, standing up for your beliefs, and being a loyal friend. Sometimes it takes a few fart jokes to get the attention of kids this age. I can overlook the gross-out humor since the messages the movies deliver are excellent. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on June 4, 2015, 7:16 am

Playgirl - Random Topics
I think it's commendable that women are allowed to look at nude men. I have always secretly enjoyed women complimenting me on my looks and I wouldn't object to posing nude for Playgirl. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on June 2, 2015, 1:17 pm

Lawrence Welk Show, The - TV Shows
I've always loved this..The Lennon Sisters (or..as Lawrence would call them:"The Luffly Lennons"), and the others........if you wanted your music easy going, oft-going back to the early 1920s (speaking of which, shouldn't good ol' Mitch Miller's 1961 "Sing Along With mitch" have ITS own entry?), virtually none of the innuendo side to C.Porter, Benny Goodman, etc., and well dressed "luffly luffly ladides" and gentlemanyl gentleman, who made Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweep seem groovy....well, Lawrence Welk (my man) was it. Even I though I couldn't be exactly his target audience, I've enjoyed his stuff...how much, oh...so much that I have three LPs and several spin offs from his star gals, the Lennon Sisters..(sigh...Janet and Peggy..my crushes...like Kathy Garver in Family Affair as Cissy, per Lawrence's requests, all those girls looked older..but I've always loved the Lennons, and the polkas..).. Lawrence certainly knew HOW to attract an audience.Even fired his first Champagne lady Alice Lon for showiung Cheesecake.... That even included as he became (in 1971) yet the latest casuality of advertiser demographic preferences, though with younger skewing counterparts like (just to use his own network ABC) "The Brady Bunch" and "Partridge Family" it was obvious that Welk could have just as well been on there..the bradys, partrdiges..with Welk..? Totally Concievable..he even reigned later with a new extension in the seventies in syndication with many younger groups (Simenski Sisters being amoing them.) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 2, 2015, 12:41 am

Lindsay Lohan - Celebrities
I put THIS as a PERMANENT Internet Movie DataBase (IMDB) Message Board signature: Amanda Bynes is hot and Lindsay Lohan is not. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on June 2, 2015, 12:27 am

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
@jp: He actually wasn't fired, he quit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on June 1, 2015, 5:02 pm

Sims, The - Random Topics
I'm tempted to vote "Day 1" as I've only tried the first game but never seen the appeal, the whole "spending time doing virtual chores I should've done for real" concept totally turned me off. It just feels like the simulation game for the "normies" and the Facebook generation, those who don't have the talent or interest to build things like cities, railroads and skyscrapers. -- Submitted By: () on June 1, 2015, 3:08 pm

Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Movie Series
I was glad to see this movie series pop up on BTF. There are 3 movies so far, based on the Wimpy Kid books that middle school and younger kids (especially boys) find hysterical and addicting. Parents tend to hate the books for their crude subject matter but teachers love them since it motivates adolescent boys to actually pick up a book and read as a form of entertainment! The movies are faithful in their depiction of gross-out situations including plenty of bathroom humor and of course, the gold standard of kid-humor, fart jokes. The movies are good-natured and the characters always learn a valuable lesson by the end. The Wimpy Kid books are right up there with the Captain Underpants series for making parents uncomfortable, that alone should be a glowing endorsement. The films must be their worst nightmare come true, a popular series of films that their kids will whine them to death in order to get to see them. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on June 1, 2015, 12:00 pm

CSI Miami - TV Shows
The women showing up to crime scenes wearing white linen pants. Really? -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on May 28, 2015, 9:31 am

Late Show with David Letterman - TV Shows
Lover, and haters, David is now no more as he's retired,as you know, after 33 years (liked him generally but was not a liberal elist>)( -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 27, 2015, 10:29 pm

Laverne & Shirley in the Army - TV Shows
On your "spam" comment, Pelirojo: Sgt.Horshack Palillo (may the real guy RIP) the pig would be the spam, being a pig!LOL! I actually saw this turkey when it first aired and thought that the pig was female, with Ron Palillo's voice.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 27, 2015, 10:27 pm

Veep - TV Shows
Funniest political satire, ever! The language can be pretty shocking at first but after all it's on late at night on HBO, that should give you a clue that the characters will not be spouting any gee-willikers or dag-nabbits. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is pure comic genius and ranks right up there with Tina Fey with her natural sense of timing and dead-pan, dead-on delivery. I was thrilled Patton Oswalt and Hugh Laurie signed on as regulars. Oswalt is just plain funny, and Laurie was so amazing as House, many people don't know he is a gifted comedic actor. His role as the Prince Regent in Black Adder is perfectly performed and although I have seen the episodes a dozen or more times, Laurie still makes me laugh out loud every time. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on May 27, 2015, 1:20 pm

Fresh Off the Boat - TV Shows
The main criticism of this show is its failure to make better use of its premise. Instead of developing a unique product, it seems to be nothing more than a cookie cutter sitcom with generic (insert ethnic group here) characters. After a very rocky start in February 2015, it did seem to find an audience and was renewed for a second full season by ABC. There was one outstanding episode that proves the producers really can make good TV. The mom (the very cool Constance Wu) thought she had achieved acceptance with the other women in her neighborhood. She found out later that they only pretended to befriend her and were actually mocking what they considered to be her tacky jewelry, cheap clothes and thick accent. Instead of plotting a wacky revenge in classic sitcom style, she rose above it and informed the ladies she would still be their friend but asked they not judge all Chinese by her lack of sophistication and style. She totally put them in their snooty places. The story-line went from silly to sad to awesome in the space of 22 minutes. I hope they have more episodes like that in their next season. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on May 27, 2015, 1:04 pm

CSI Miami - TV Shows
I know rainbowjane's comment was from 6 years ago, but consider, with everyone kissing Caine's butt in CSI Miami. Wouldn't you be kissing your bosses ass left and right if he covered and backed your ass most every chance unless you royally screwed up?!? -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 24, 2015, 11:44 pm

Mamas & the Papas, The - Music Groups
Oooh....Travoltron and Stephanie....what you guys wrote...I forgot about that molestation...Michelle was pretty hot....I still love their music though..helped make Dunhill/ABC records a force,though. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 24, 2015, 3:34 pm

18 Kids and Counting - TV Shows
Another TLC reality show, another pervert. Josh Duggar admits to molesting his sisters and another minor girl. Whomever is in charge of that network needs to be publicly flogged. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 22, 2015, 8:14 pm

Fresh Off the Boat - TV Shows
Chef Eddie Huang, who's autobiography the show is based on, was very disappointed at the generic sitcom style of the production. At first criticizing it, he recently has backed off and has gained assurances from the producers that Season 2 will be more faithful to his book and his own family's experiences. To be fair, the writing did get much better during the second half of the first season. The Huang family sees their American neighbors as obsessed with pop culture, greedy, and not to be trusted. The neighbors see the Huangs as secretive, suspicious, and not to be trusted. I have high hopes for some really good storylines in Season 2. All in all, not a bad show and with a good chance of being very good. I'd give it a B- for the first season. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 22, 2015, 9:47 am

Facebook - Websites
I've had the displeasure of not following a lot of good friends of mine. Because god forbid, they can't go a day without sharing like 10 - 15 images clogging the newsfeed. Images of cheesy observational and motivational messages. Images of more unfunny animals like cats. Images of obvious inspirational messages done in these stupid fonts and sound like greeting cards. I'm sick of seeing them. That's what Tumblr is for. People have grown so clingy to Facebook, they feel that it's the only source of communication. What happened to the idea of the e-mail and/or messaging client? I remember using that stuff regularly like MSN, Yahoo! and AIM. Now I'm just down to Skype and everybody is either stubborn to move out of their Facebook caves or just don't bother. I like the exclusivity of messengers and e-mail. Facebook just bloats the idea of socializing and with all of it's features shoved in like apps and games, it has completely overdone the simple method of reaching people - communication. -- Submitted By: () on May 21, 2015, 3:21 am

Mike & Molly - TV Shows
Maybe the most unlikable cast ever assembled. OK, Melissa McCarthy is funny and somewhat likable but everyone else is beyond obnoxious. Mike Biggs (funny, huh?) must now weigh 400 pounds, seriously, 400 pounds and he's supposed to be a Chicago cop? No way ever he could pass the fitness test or even drive a patrol car, he'd never fit! Can't believe it's still on the air. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on May 20, 2015, 4:30 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
For the love of God and Humanity, kill this show! 27 years is too long for a TV show to live, it's just unnatural. The writers ran out of good ideas about a dozen seasons ago and as a result, the episodes are painfully NOT FUNNY! It seems every week the whole cast breaks into song and that hideous troll Moe has his own episode at least twice a month. Homer and Marge are senior citizens, Bart and Lisa are middle aged and Maggie is pushing 30! Enough, already! Let it die! OK, I'd be up for a Halloween Treehouse of Horror ONCE a year, but that's it! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on May 20, 2015, 4:14 pm

Veep - TV Shows
First of all guys, the name of the show is Veep, not The Veep. Secondly, it is a wickedly funny political satire. It's not liberal and it's not conservative and it makes vicious fun of politicians of all kinds. Dr. House fans, Red Alert!!! Hugh Laurie has joined the cast as Julia Louis-Drefus' running mate! Throw in Patton Oswalt as a ball-grabbing perv, and the amazing Tony Hale (Arrested Development) and recurring characters played by the likes of Kathy Najimy and Randall Park and you have an amazing show. Two Thumbs Up! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on May 20, 2015, 4:01 pm

American Dreams - TV Shows
One you can't deny: Meg aka Brittany Snow getting her career stardom on was one very exemplary thing about this show. She went to "Pacifer" (starring Vin Diesel), then back again to early 60s in "Hairspray" to sing her heart out as the evil Amber, then to the two "Pitch Perfect" movies (second one has been the #1 movie and a very huge success since open day) as singer Chloe (singing...you can see several patterns, that and the early 60s concerning "American Dreams" and "Pitch perfect"..oh, and also "John Tucker' which was a non musical and others.) So Brittany is something that us millions of fans can thank this show for.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 19, 2015, 11:37 pm

Fansites - Random Topics
If the fansites are dedicated to the "Shining Time Station" verison's lead (most known today as Frenchy in the classic "Grease"), DiDi Conn aka Stacey Jones, then it's understandable.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 19, 2015, 10:56 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Good-bye and good riddance to American Idol! I never was interested in this pathetic contest in the first place (and I still don't give a damn about Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood, by the way), and wished it would end already. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on May 17, 2015, 6:23 am

Mahogany Rush, Frank Marino And - Music Groups
Probably the best or most underrated guitarist of the last century. Always a pleasure to behold. -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on May 15, 2015, 11:50 am

American Idol - TV Shows
It's about damn time!! -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 14, 2015, 9:42 pm

Harry Shearer - Celebrities
I learned today that Harry Shearer has been fired from the Simpsons. This should be the nail in the coffin for this tired show. Mr Burns, alone, wouldn't be Mr Burns without Shearer. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 14, 2015, 9:41 pm

Three Stooges, The - Celebrities
The Three Stooges's three Bone the Fish categories, this Celeb one, the TV one, and the Movie one...Hey, don't be quite so hard on Joe Besser..sure as a stooge he left quite a lot to be desired but he was still funny..just out-of-place amongst Moe & Larry. He had his earlier Columbia shorts (SMALL WORLD, huh...) in 1946 and did comic radio network sitcom guest spots but yeah, his truly funny sissy persona really didn't fit in with those other guys, and then he had a rather hit and miss 1970s Sat AM cartoon voice career, though in early 1960s, like on the Alvin show as an imaginary dragon he played a dragon. Curly Joe DeRita could also be a shark jumper/fish boner as well,...each third stooge and Larry and Moe brought something unqiue...Shemp would have been the second best next to Curly asd third (the Emil that PrinceJ mentions is Emil Sitka, who had been costarring on the Columbia theatricals with the stooges.) But back to Joe Besser, I personally like him, but he's neither first (Curly, soitenly!!) or second best third StoogeTM(Shemp) but FAR from the worst (Curly Joe), but the point was ALL the third stooges were pretty funny. It's just that, being a sissy who would not even let anyone TOUCH him, Joe Besser tended to be out of his element in Curly's place. JOe, and Shemp, as well. Just that only Joe went, pun, untouched. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 14, 2015, 8:36 pm

Beast Machines - TV Shows
It doesn't sound like we're disagreeing. But it really did destroy the G1 continuity. G1, Beast Wars, and Beast Machines all existed in the same cartoon continuity. But Beast Machines screwed things up so badly that they had to just reboot everything starting with Armada, and they've basically been doing constant reboots every 3 or 4 years. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 14, 2015, 7:30 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
Americal Idol finally ending is all the proof atheists should need that Gods does indeed exist and answers prayers :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on May 14, 2015, 6:13 pm

American Idol - TV Shows
It's true. Yes I might go to church and celebrate. It could be a whole new trend in music. Woo Hoo! -- Submitted By: (lrbloom) on May 14, 2015, 11:11 am

American Idol - TV Shows
Is it true? American Idol is ending? WAHOO! YEAH! WOOO! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 13, 2015, 10:19 pm

Frosty the Snowman - TV Shows
Yeah I remember Frosty Returns. That was a very cringing "sequel". Cheesy songs, cheesy characters, stupid ending and a very weak reason to excuse why it had to warrant a sequel. -- Submitted By: () on May 9, 2015, 4:50 am

Whitney Houston - Music Groups
All that I can say is that too bad that she wasted a lot of her life on drugs and relatively bad singing, but all I can say is condolences to her far more entertaining relatives like Dionne Warwicke (NOW THERE's MY childhood! :)) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 8, 2015, 9:44 pm

Bates Motel - TV Shows
OK, it's gotten to the point where Norman is dressing up like Mother, seeing her when she isn't there, and freaking everyone the hell out, especially poor old Dylan, who really has a soft spot for his loony-tunes kid brother. Norman has also admitted to himself and Mother that he wants to have sex with her. I will NEVER be able to see a Freddie Highmore movie again without thinking about Norman Bates! Charlie Bucket, you sick SOB! -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 8, 2015, 12:39 pm

2 Broke Girls - TV Shows
I thought it didn't have a chance of lasting even one full season but now it's a hit, go figure. The vulgarity is something of a shock at first, considering it leads off family hour on CBS Mondays but the jokes are all good-natured and pretty funny. I love Sophie, too, but I don't know about her being stupid like spacer said. She's crude as hell, but so is the show, but there's an underlying warmth that appeals to a lot of people. -- Submitted By: (jmac9909) on May 8, 2015, 12:33 pm

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
As with Scooby Doo, when they first appeared. Sad to see theatrical and very early television animators, background artists, layout people, voice actors, film cutters, musical directors and musicians, writers, et. al. and a once great (before reaching the USA) possibly excellent idea be turned into Care Bears/Pinky, The Brain and Elmyra/greeting card cutesiness.... sad. THIS from first hand, or, shall we say, first hoof, from a supporting player to Gumby who saw HIMSELF and Gumby and the gang retooled and ruined in 1987 for a new series of episodes..(and this after THREE...yep, count 'em, THREE Gumby series (plural) since the first batch (including 1955-56's "It's Howdy Doody Time" episodes). Granted, there IS Jokey, voiced by June Foray (who, like her boss, Jay Ward on Bullwinkle KNOWS something about true "'toon" comedy), but I'll stick with jay Ward. Hanna-Barbera? (They did this). Stick with the 1957-1964 stuff.. The Smurfs? Seek the Belgian Comics...(Though the movies seem to be much funnier and I love Katy Perry, as Smurfette..but I'll take the 1960s Hanna-Barbera, even some 70s cartoons. ) And as for the original Smnurfette Lucille Bliss, I'll stick with anything she did in the 60s or before (the original Anastasia in Cinderella by Disney.) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on May 7, 2015, 10:25 pm

Facebook - Websites
Well, my friend is experiencing the ugly side of Facebook firsthand. One of her friends full-blown stabbed her in the back, betrayed her, and posted what happened, roles reversed. Luckily, her TRUE friends know who really is the culprit, and only his friends believe his cock and bull story. That's not to say EVERY user will experience this kind of drama, but it's one reason why so many people are averse to joining the site. Myself included. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 4, 2015, 9:49 pm

Best Buy - Random Topics
Best Buy's solution to computer problems - "Replace it by buying it here with us!" -- Submitted By: () on May 3, 2015, 12:07 am

Overkill - Music Groups
Their latest albums kick ass, they haven't lost a beat yet and going 30 years strong! Also, fuck Avenged Sevenfold for stealing their logo. They're unworthy! -- Submitted By: () on May 2, 2015, 4:44 pm

Dunkin' Donuts - Random Topics
Not a single Dunkin Donut restaurant in my state knows how to change and clean coffee pots so the coffee tastes fresh throughout the day. I used to buy $2.50 a cup's worth of coffee from these places now and then and it usually tastes like piss. I've only ever recalled one time they've done it right just once. Glad I exchanged them for a 99 cent alternative at gas stations of all places than a well-known company. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on May 2, 2015, 1:44 am

Pokemon - TV Shows
If Ash was traded for the real Red protagonist from the games, I think this show would be much more tolerable. I could not take Ash seriously as the Red counterpart for the anime. Red is a tough trainer and this is demonstrated when you face him in Gen II and IV. Ash is an absolute moron of a trainer who lets go of his precious team bit by bit and the only retaining pokemon he has is that godly over-powered plot-armored pikachu with him. The stories in the games had more of an idea of how to tell it than the anime did. The anime just downplayed a lot of the typical things animes are known for having, being the cliches. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on May 2, 2015, 1:36 am

Al Sharpton - Celebrities
Your buddy Fred Phelps finally kicked the bucket a while ago. We're waiting on your hate-fueled racial ass, Al, to be next. You're not Martin Luther King Jr or Malcolm X, so stop trying to be when it's obvious that everytime your old ass spews more shit, we know where you lie. -- Submitted By: () on May 2, 2015, 1:14 am

Osbournes, The - TV Shows
Do you really think Ozzy made that decision, even if sobered up?!? I'd look more in the direction of his wife. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 1, 2015, 10:47 pm

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
Indeed. When the original actors do not want to come back to a certain film, that is usually a sign. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on May 1, 2015, 10:46 pm

Fansites - Random Topics
I've come upon the unfortunate discovery that there are fansites to Thomas the Tank Engine. Ran by middle-aged men. That's the same level of the disturbance in relation to the MLP fans. -- Submitted By: () on May 1, 2015, 3:43 am

Bill Hicks - Celebrities
If only he was alive long enough, I really would like to have seen more of his work. It just seemed that from the stuff I've seen of him. Not a lot of people could grasp some of his comedy, I think it was because he was ahead of his time and they weren't prepared. Conspiracy nuts have the audacity to think that Hicks is still alive through the persona that is Alex Jones. Alex Jones is your typical political whistleblower, conspiracist and whatnot. Bill Hicks is the exact opposite of that and is far too cooler than Jones. -- Submitted By: () on May 1, 2015, 3:40 am

AC DC - Music Groups
I'm so sick to death of hearing "Back and Black", it isn't because that I think AC/DC sucks. I blame commercialism and marketing when that song is forced fed through commercials and trailers to movies. AC/DC by now has got to be making incredible amounts of money from royalty just off of that song alone. It's because of the abuse of that one song and among the overplayed classics I've heard, I've been turned off by this band at times. -- Submitted By: () on May 1, 2015, 3:34 am

World of Warcraft - Random Topics
I could never get into this game and the trend it has helped popularize. This game has no end and that's the main problem of it. You're to play forever and ever, there will always be a new expansion pack to continue the longevity of it. WoW is what turns me off from MMORPG. -- Submitted By: () on May 1, 2015, 3:30 am

Kiss - Music Groups
I only like a song or two from them, but never been that big into them. I don't know why they were huge other than whoring their image out to the merchandising machine. In fact, that's probably what they're known for at all anymore and how overplayed "Rock 'N Roll All Night" is. One hit-wonder band and all show. -- Submitted By: () on April 29, 2015, 6:10 pm

Teletubbies - TV Shows
Basically a show about four retarded-sounding aliens trying to make sense and teach toddlers the basics of life or something. By, "something", via through their retarded language. Barney the damn dinosaur had more education than this. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 28, 2015, 9:56 pm

Beast Machines - TV Shows
I think you're awfully wrong on this being the show that killed the classic transformers. I think this show was derailing what momentum the transformers shows had going. G1 ended up hurting itself around Season 3 and was cut off by Season 4 before it had any chance to redeem itself. Beast Machines was a very poor followup to what was an awesome show in Beast Wars before it. The fact that a lot of potential was wasted to have a great sequel was wasted. Key characters were altered in very horrendous ways. Rattrap looked like a damn stoner, Arachnia looked like a tramp, Optimus Primal looked like he was high on something all the time and Megatron being this totalitarian asshole instead of a menacing leader. -- Submitted By: () on April 28, 2015, 9:54 pm

World War II - Random Topics
Yeah, but my point is, is that you're trying to make generations of the future feel too hard in a period of time in which they've had NO involvement in. At best, we can only be like "aw, damn, that sucks." It's like, no, we can't remember Pearl Harbor because we weren't there! No, we can't remember the Holocaust because we weren't there! The imagination of what everybody had to go through back then is not as empowering as the actual memories of going through it. I mean, think of it this way. A lot of people on the internet has crafted Hitler into a fucking meme, an internet statue for controversy and being made a complete joke. Instead of being treated like a man where he's to be the symbol of who not to be like. So, I'm predicting that once all the key figures (most of them are gone anyways), all the survivors and all the vets. Once they're gone, I'm sorry but eventually in the midst of time, WWII will slowly be just a bedtime story. Now for the people idiotic enough to say that WWII and the Holocaust didn't happen, are the complete ignorant and disrespectful. Someone should buy them tickets to fly to Auschwitz and then try to say that nothing happened. -- Submitted By: () on April 28, 2015, 9:41 pm

Comcast - Random Topics
How this corporation manages to stay a float and continually treat their customers like imbeciles is absolutely astounding. This is why monopolizing should be illegal, because we need alternatives to go to, so that we don't have to tolerate being forced to sign up for such horrible services like Comcast. -- Submitted By: () on April 27, 2015, 10:26 pm

World War II - Random Topics
Er... you seem to be giving plenty of reasons for why we SHOULD keep talking about WWII. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on April 27, 2015, 9:17 am

Care Bears, The - TV Shows
Absolutely surprised that Peggy Charren and ACT criticized this for commercialism instead of praising the Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids like moralizing (but then, similar things have happened:i.e.,Katy Perry's parents banning her from watching Smurfs on grounds of being evil rather than grounds of the opposite LOL). Yech. Gave Nelvana Ltd. & Canada and BEARS a bad name (again LOL)). -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 26, 2015, 10:58 pm

Huff - TV Shows
This was a great show! In the very first episode a teenage boy commits suicide in Dr. Huff's office. So much for being in touch with his patients! Huff realized he had become terrible at his job and hated the Beverly Hills lifestyle his wife and mother had forced him into living. Over the next two seasons, Huff desperately tries to rediscover his passion for helping people including his psychotic brother and increasingly disturbed son. The show won a butt-load of awards. The fact it was cancelled the very day it won it's second straight Emmy for best drama speaks volumes about Showtime. There's a reason HBO is number 1, they stick with great shows even if the ratings suck. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on April 25, 2015, 7:35 am

2 Broke Girls - TV Shows
I really tried to hate this show but fell in love with Sophie, the big hearted (and just plain big) Polish whore. She is so vulgar, crude, and stupid you just want to hang out with her. She is the most original TV character I think I have ever seen, well done! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on April 25, 2015, 7:17 am

Everybody loves Raymond - TV Shows
Just read about 19-year old Sawyer Sweeten who played Geoffrey on the show. Poor kid killed himself on the front porch of his parents' home in Texas. His family must be devastated especially his twin brother, Sullivan. Hollywood claims another child actor. RIP buddy, I'm sorry you were in such pain. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on April 24, 2015, 8:28 am

Vikings - TV Shows
Well, I knew that Ragnar wasn't dead, it was obvious. Anyone who has watched more than a few episodes would recognize the trick was intended to first, fool the French, and second, to ferret out disloyal members of the camp, such as Floki, Kalf, and Horik's son, Erlendur. Rollo was certainly not above suspicion since he had betrayed his brother before and actually joined forces against him. I found it amusing the French were so easily duped and still, after being double-crossed twice, are still offering to negotiate. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on April 24, 2015, 8:22 am

World War II - Random Topics
Hey asshole, I understand why the hell it had an impact. Learn to read, shallow-minded fool. You're coming off as an ignorant person who hasn't read a damn word I said. It's apparent WWII's effectiveness for U.S.A has been dimmed a bit thanks to 9/11, because we've lost that mentality prior to that event. So, almost everything was lost and soon we aren't going to have any holocaust survivors or WWII vets to help us remember. -- Submitted By: () on April 24, 2015, 8:13 am

Raccoons, The - TV Shows
A cartoon raccoon should, by the identify of his mask, be a bandit, or a Bugs Bunny or Phil Silvers conman. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 24, 2015, 12:40 am

Hellraiser - Movie Series
Yeah a bunch of demons from hell turning good was just the antithesis of their purpose whenever they're summoned. Whenever they're summoned, they're not there to be a guidance or a helping hand. They're there to punish the hell out of people and give them tortures like in the first one. None of the sequels made sense and Hellraiser should not have even had one to begin with. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 23, 2015, 10:13 pm

Vikings - TV Shows
Everyone knows Ragnar isn't dead except his brother, best friend, and former wife. Total attempt to manipulate the viewer that fails badly. -- Submitted By: () on April 23, 2015, 10:09 pm

Verizon - Random Topics
Ugh, these assholes abandoned ship from everyone in the New England area. Left us at the mercy of UnFair Point who is absolutely just being a failure at what they do and they just aren't the suitable answer to bring proper service to the area. Shitty service, inflation bills, unfair workplace (judging by the strikes) and horrible hardware. I mean, I have to keep rebooting my modem for christ sakes even when they replaced the modem before! -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 23, 2015, 10:08 pm

Full House - TV Shows
I'm pretty sure if one of the family members committed a crime, that once they got out of prison. They'd have to have a sit down on some bed or couch with the sappy music playing. "Now, Stephanie, it's not a good idea to sell drugs on the street corner. You don't know what you could get yourself into." Followed by a hug and some "Awwwww!!" from the fake audience. -- Submitted By: () on April 23, 2015, 10:02 pm

Josie and the Pussycats - TV Shows
I sometimes wonder if this adaptation (whose crime solving and group elements didn't exist in the earlier comics in the 1960s) wasn't some typical TV merger on purpose, of Phil Spector's girl trios and "Nancy Drew"....a lot of tv shows (Columbia/HB's space age "Partridges" came from an attempted Judy Jetson and Partridge Family in the present (1970s) pair of shows but NO ONE at CBS could make up their mind, so the space age Partridges in 1974, and Josie itself was to be the (what I would think a more interesting concept) "Scooby-Doo"'s original concept with some characters that predates Scooby and that franchise and gang evolved from that with the songs eliminated tioll their relgaiton second season (1970-71, same as Josie) to background songs.BTW Josie had background songs played by the group WHEN THE GANG WAS RUNNING...and you'd see them running AND at the SAME DAMN time playing music...... -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 11:34 pm

World War II - Random Topics
Infyrin, You just rattled the WRONG cage! I very recently lost my father in his late 80's who was a World War II veteran. Hence not just for his sake but for the sakes of his comrades, our nation, the world and generations to come, I will talk about how and WHY this war was so vital and not leave out its shadowsides as long as I have breath in me and a single memory cell in my noggin! I used to think what you're thinking about the US Civil War but I've come to realize that it's important for us to know about all its sides and intricacies since there's not a single person in our nation not impacted by what happened 150 years ago [yes even those who had no ancestors here back then] even though I never knew anyone who remembered it [though my parents did as children]. Well, World War II has had its impact on every part of the world and it's echoes can STILL be felt so both to understand WHY and how to learn lessons to improve our world, it's vital that we keep talking about it. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 22, 2015, 12:34 pm

King Leonardo And His Short Subjects - TV Shows
Agreed with Marcus! BTW Mr.Wizard the Lizard's voice was SANDY BECKER (wrongly identified earlier as FRANK MILANO) and is NOT to be confused with DON HERBERT's earlier TV Mr.Wizard's world, which in 1971 DID get a own revival. The very first Leonardo-TTV show. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:35 am

Diana Ross - Music Groups
Diana Ross may have boned, but never as much as, say, Whitney Houston..but anyway Gaye and Terrell's original 1966 version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough", NUMBER ONE in 1970 by DIANA ROSS, is the one now playing on radio here (SoCal), rather than DIANA's, maybe her image. Bah. Huh! Diana Ross OWNS THE song with all due respect to EVERYONE! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:33 am

Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
I enjoy a LOT eating at subway! I get the combos there. Steve -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:28 am

ACT (Action for Children's Television) - Random Topics
Oh yeah. In their fearless cunt-I mean, leader, Peggy Charren's PMS driven 1954 - I mean - 1062 - I mean again 1982 book "Changing Channells" objected to racist black stereotypes yet what about blacks callin' each other the word, and forgive me please, with all due respect to the race, nigger? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:24 am

Transformers - Movie Series
For the source material given, the Bay films managed to fuck this up. By trying to make us give a shit about the humans and their situations. I don't care about the military, I don't care about Sam's love interest or him trying to get a job and his life together, I don't care about the product placements and I simply don't care what it's trying to accomplish otherwise. It's basically about two warring factions of transforming robots, one fighting for total conquest and the other fighting for peace. Why is that so hard for Bay to comprehend? Oh right, because he's the same asshole who made Pearl Harbor, basically forcing a stupid romance triangle in a historic travesty. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:10 pm

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
Jurassic World should not exist. It's just cashing in on a franchise. In fact, it's a disrespect to the source material considering nobody from the previous films are even bothering to return. They know better. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 4:49 pm

Windows 8 - Random Topics
I never feel like I'm using a computer whenever it has Windows 8 or 8.1 installed on it. It has catered too much to the stupid tablet and smartphone industry that thinking about a Windows for the desktop was all but an afterthought. I remembered a commercial once I saw at Wal-Mart that was advertising Windows 8 and it showed children using tablets and computers to fingerpaint. Basically it was showcasing the touchscreen technology that Windows 8 supported. That was really the feeling I got on what I think Windows now is made for, children. Not for real computer users, that's a thing of the past. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 4:41 pm

Tupac Shakur (2 Pac) - Music Groups
Well, not only that. But there was a concert held where they made a digitized version of him that supposedly resembled his whole being. He was basically a hologram that sang, was dressed like him and performed like him. I mean, come on now...You're just basically making money off of his name and his fake appearances. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:40 am

National Enquirer - Random Topics
I don't know why anyone would buy these, unless they're good filters on know who will believe anything and who won't. I just can't take tabloids like these seriously. Big bold letters obnoxiously covering the front page, with bubbles of pictures of celebrities that looked photoshopped or probably pictures submitted in by paparazzi groups to support these never ending circle of gossip. That's pretty much what it is, is gossip, not real legitimate news. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:38 am

World War II - Random Topics
I don't know about anyone here. But, I'm very sick of hearing about World War II. It's like, constantly on the History Channel almost 24/7. I understand the Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and everything else in World War II had such an impacting influence that still send ripples throughout time. But it's just me then that I'm tired of hearing it all. I'm sorry, I can't remember what happened back then and can't forget it because I wasn't there. The only wars I've lived through my generation were the Gulf and Iraq/Afghanistan wars and those are still fairly young to keep being brought up. I'm not saying to forget WWII entirely, I'm just saying I'm so tired of hearing it on a regular basis and I know we're gonna be talking about it for another 50 - 100 years until we have a WWIII. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:33 am

Saw - Movie Series
I disagree with the reason of Saw III "Became too much like Hostel." Saw came before Hostel did. More like, Hostel was trying to be like Saw in every way. -- Submitted By: () on April 21, 2015, 8:24 am

Kate Middleton - Celebrities
I literally cannot go anywhere in public without seeing Kate's face plastered everywhere, and I think she's kinda hot actually but then I feel guilty about that because of the whole marriage thing. It's not FAIR, I tells ya! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:15 pm

Ndamukong Suh - Celebrities
And now he's on MY team. (Breaks down sobbing.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:13 pm

Texas - Random Topics
So I was actually RIGHT about some people in part of the state??? I find that seriously hilarious. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:13 pm

Rude Customers - Random Topics
I Understand that people in the food service and retail businesses are at the bottom of the food chain from a financial standpoint. I understand that sometimes customers are rude beyond all reason. But that still doesn't make it right when I'm ready to check out and the workers are literally standing right in front of me having a conversation acting like I'm not even there until I have to do or say something and then they act offended, like, here's this DOOFUS wanting to make a PURCHASE in a STORE for God's sake! What's his deal? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:10 pm

Texas - Random Topics
DolFan is amazing, he hates TV shows he has never seen and derides states to which he has never been! I'm sure glad he keeps an open mind! -- Submitted By: () on April 20, 2015, 2:01 pm

Wal-Mart - Random Topics
Abruptly closing 5 of your stores across the country, (without telling your employees ahead of time, mind you) AND blaming it on 'plumbing problems' they need to fix? for shame, walmart -- Submitted By: (stryker73) on April 19, 2015, 4:34 pm

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