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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Family Guy - TV Shows
Yeah, it's run it's course and should be axed. But it did have some laugh out loud moments. My fav is when the family was watching Happy Days. Richie, his sister, and mom and dad are eating breakfast and our of nowhere Richie says, "I really like Potsie." Nobody says anything and Richie says, "I mean I REALLY like Potsie." Nobody looks up from their food but the dad says calmly, "You have a homosexual attachment to your best friend. We KNOW." That was so freakin' funny because anyone who ever saw Happy Days was thinking that Richie and Potsie polished each other's banana. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 13, 2014, 5:54 am

Christmas - Random Topics
Hidey ho, folks! Sure as sugar, the methodical Christmas takeover of the rest of the calendar year is indeed alive and well today, in the Year of Our Lord 2014. Soon stores will be putting up their trees in July and stringin' mistletoe on the doorway by Valentine's! When will the pine-scented madness end???????????? See y'all next year! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on December 13, 2014, 3:23 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
If I do have to give Oprah one bit of respect for anything, it's for not going along with the trash talk show explosion in the mid-late 90's like Springer, Maury, and such went along with. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on December 11, 2014, 2:20 pm

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
The funniest character is the middle kid, Barry. He wants to be a rap star, calls himself Big Tasty and throws hissy fits when someone points out that he can't rap, and he's rich, Jewish and white, not a poor black kid from the 'hood. I thought the mother was too overprotective to be real until I remembered my own mother talking my football coach into cutting me from the team because I was such a delicate boy. It's a fun and funny show and seems pretty real. The dad strips to his boxers the second he walks in the door from work and parks his ass in his comfy chair in front of the TV. That was my dad! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:22 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
This was the year 2000 and every high school and college kid in the country was scouring the web for unusual and creepy sites. A friend told me about freakylinks.com and I was intrigued. It looked crappy as hell, like some kid did it, but it told a great story about this guy searching through the paranormal world for his brother's killer. NOWHERE did it say it wasn't real or operated by Fox. Several months after the site became popular, Fox launched the TV show. At first they claimed it was a realty-type show featuring Derek Barnes. When millions of kids recognized Derek as being Ethan Embry (Mark from the teen-cult hit Empire Records) Fox said it was BASED on the real Derek Barnes. When it came out there IS NO Derek Barnes, Fox quickly cancelled the show and never spoke of it again. Pretty scummy, Fox! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on December 10, 2014, 4:12 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I would love to see the new 2004 Battlestar Galactica comments from JTS - hilarious stuff there. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:05 pm

Cosby Show, The - TV Shows
Glad to see the old JTS comments here! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:05 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
July 24th 2014- last Scottish Site new content! LOL!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on December 10, 2014, 2:03 pm

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
I've had Necco wafers on four occasions since Thanksgiving weekend and have enjoyed them. Sorry Pelirojo and Robert but Neccos are tasty..just threw the wrapper of my latest one away AND the date was 2015, NOT 1853!! Shanequia, you don't know HOW bad Tootsies are LOL! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 10, 2014, 12:33 am

Grammy Awards - Random Topics
"Anaconda," "Bang Bang," "Fancy," "All About the Bass." Those are just a few of the crappy songs nominated for this year's awards. At least Maroon 5 and that awful "Maps" song didn't get any nominees. I can't stand that whiney voice and all their songs sound the same. When it is all said and done, Sam Smith will probably sweep all the categories he's nominated for, including best new artist. Will he have a lengthy career or is he going to fade away like Arrested Development, the group not the TV show. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2014, 7:16 pm

Panda Bears - Random Topics
Despite conservation efforts, I doubt there'd be a panda population explosion. Even if they did increase their numbers, there wouldn't be enough bamboo to go around. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on December 9, 2014, 6:33 pm

Freaky Links - TV Shows
When this show was on the air I was still young enough to think it might be real. After all the freakylinks.com website was real, right? And this Derek kid, real dude living somewhere in Florida, right? I was devastated when I learned that it was all fake, I even tried to send Derek money to help his investigation. I hope the Fox exec responsible for this burns in hell. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 9, 2014, 8:36 am

Goldbergs, The - TV Shows
Very funny show that really took off during its second season. It's is a tribute to smothers everywhere, Jewish, gentile, white, black, orange or blue, and a tribute to all the kids who suffered through childhood with crazy overprotective mothers! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 9, 2014, 8:30 am

Bobs Burgers - TV Shows
Very funny show, laugh out loud funny! Unlike the Simpsons, American Dad, and Family Guy, the dad here is realistic. He's not stupid, not a loser, and not a nut case, just an average guy who loves his lousy burger joint and his family. The situations are realistic, like when Bob tries his best to keep his cool but ends up cussing out some jerk, or when he gets his feelings hurt by his kids but never shows it, just locks himself in the bathroom and cries. The funny parts come from the dialogue, not stupid sitcom pranks, it's a very smart show and you have to pay attention to get the jokes. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on December 3, 2014, 4:44 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Shanequia's psots are short and sweet as ChubbyRain said, and sadly her time seemed to be..she still posts here but I don't know under what name....My email address is gcarras@aol.com and either she or anyone knowing her can email me about her. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 1, 2014, 12:38 am

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
I miss you,too, Shanequia! Hope Shanequia's here under a different name.. to Pelijoro's comment that opened this entry-"there was no real angst for any of the characters here"-ever see the cop begging the chief of police in Season 2's "The mailman cometh" on his hands and knees (after a subplot involving the cop-it was an actual Honeymooners borrow of the old "too-hasty" nasty letter to the boss). I think the first poster hasn't seen the first two seasons, though he,too, enjoys the show. It also wasn't drawn like the final seasons or like "Scooby-Doo"(the spinoffs sure were,though.). The earlier were like animated cartoons and there was more angst..see the first season dinosaur racing one where Fred and Barney cry over their bet dino "Sabertooth" losing and Fred gets beaten up and has trouble convincing Wilma of it!(LOL). Shanequia, hello to if you're under an alias..I've been on here as long as you guys.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on December 1, 2014, 12:25 am

Allen Gregory - TV Shows
Gay rape jokes featuring a 7 year old boy, his gay step dad who is being held against his will and sexually abused by Allen's father who is a viciously evil businessman and world-class pervert. Put that on during family hour and what could go wrong? Jonah Hill is one sick puppy for even thinking up this steaming pile of crap. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 30, 2014, 8:59 am

Batman (1966) - TV Shows
First off, Batman isn't "campy." Campy is when you laugh at something intended to be taken seriously but which comes off as corny or just plain stupid. Batman was a deliberate lampoon and subtle satire. (Subtle enough to have kids taking it totally seriously, anyway). Why it was so successful among comic and non-comic fans alike was because it wasn't making fun of comics, it was simply presenting the established comic book form in live-action format. That juxtaposition alone makes for some humor. For example, in comics we take lettered sound-effects completely for granted. (And the "CRASH!", "BAM!", "WHAM!" are present even in the most seriously handled titles.) They serve to expand on what is inherently a silent medium; like the dialogue balloons, they add the "third dimension" of "sound" to the two-dimensions of the printed pages' art. All the Batman TV show did was keep the comic book practice in, and the redundancy adds humor without mocking the original. It was cleverly artistic if you ask me. Ang Lee tried to do something similar in his Hulk movie, with less than successful results, but it was interesting and didn't interfere with the drama. In fact, the show was quite faithful to the comic book. You had all the characters present (Alfred was even ressurected from his death in the comics); you had all the villains (in the comics before then, Batman was only fighting extradimensional aliens and monsters, not his classic rogues gallery from the Golden Age); and you had the batcave and the batmobile, both handled with expert style and creativity. Bruce even mentions his parents' murder as his motivation for crime-fighting, and Commisioner Gordon tells why Batman uses the bat motif to strike fear into criminals. It's all there. Instead of Batman being panned as a "non-serious" handling of the character, it should be congratulated for its faithfulness AND for saving the character. Batman comics were selling badly then, on the verge of cancellation. Before Batman premiered, the comics sold "only" about 300,000 copies per month (a number today's publishers wished they had). After Adam West donned the cowl, monthly sales shot up to over a million. Holy (Cash) Cow, Batman! -- Submitted By: () on November 27, 2014, 2:07 am

Avatar: The Last Airbender - TV Shows
Easily the best American animated show with an overall story arc (having a clear beginning, middle and end, as opposed to the concept of endless episodic installments). Okay, it was animated in Korea, but the idea was conceieved and written by Americans. In any case, it's the finest representation that good stories, characters, and action need not be live-action to be good or taken seriously. Case in point: Why did Avatar's creators think that any any live-action adaptation (or rather, live-action/CGI hybrid) could be better what they'd already achieved? As animators, why would they of all people believe that a live-action Avatar would be the ultimate achievement expression of their idea? Anyway, the Shyamalan Disaster certainly sure opened their eyes about that.(Although, their later "Legend of Korra" managed to suck without any help from bad Hollywood directors). -- Submitted By: (SimonWilliams) on November 27, 2014, 1:33 am

Adventures of Superman, The - TV Shows
George Reeves is, was, and always will be THE best and only Superman. Nowadays, Warner Brothers is ashamed of the Superman name, costume, and ideal. May as well not call them "Supermen," though, since subsequent "Men of Steel" have displayed far less than the pinnacle of moral behavior on-screen. They either brainwash their supposed loved ones, spy on them with their x-ray vision, or contribute to widescale death and destruction through careless action then murder their adversaries in the name of heroism. No thanks. George was a hero on and off the screen, supporting his co-stars to the point of putting his job on the line to ensure they had adequate screen-time (or in the case of Robert Shane, keep him from being blackballed), and always willing to lend a hand to any member of the cast and crew. The nature of George's death doesn't diminish his contributions in life one bit. It is sad, however, that even in the light of Toni Mannix's confession, the suicide lie persists. She ADMITTED she had her mobster husband kill George out of jealousy over his impending married to Lenore Lemmon. Though they got away with murder because they controlled the cops, Toni lamented her going to hell over it afterward, as well she should. I think it's about time that the man who embodied truth and justice be given a little of it himself. -- Submitted By: (SimonWilliams) on November 27, 2014, 1:03 am

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
By the way, what happened to Shanequia? DId she pass in May 2010? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 26, 2014, 4:59 pm

Pirate Bay, The - Websites
Very well said, both of you. And also note the website design goes all the way to show a pirate ship---complete with skull and crossbones! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 26, 2014, 2:54 pm

Matchbox Twenty - Music Groups
It's been three years since the last guy posted here. Did Rob Thomas ever follow-up the album that had "Lonely No More" on it, with or without Matchbox 20? Hard to believe that album was issued nearly a decade ago. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 26, 2014, 1:02 am

Long John Silvers Seafood Shoppe - Random Topics
As far as I know, any LJS that was near me has shut down. Back in the day, I enjoyed it though. It's where I learned, as a kid, that I didn't hate tartar sauce. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 24, 2014, 9:04 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
There are times I like acdc and times I don't; it really depends on my mood. Frankly, if you've heard one acdc song you've basically heard them all. I've wondered before, how bad they would be if they unplugged. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on November 24, 2014, 8:42 pm

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I hope he's innocent because I really admire his kind of comedy. He still does stand up, or should I say sit down comedy as he sits down during his entire routine these days. Let's just say he's innocent until proven guilty, but I see him finally speaking out in an interview with Oprah. Let's just hope that they don't take Jello Pudding off the shelves as he is so identified with that product. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 24, 2014, 12:39 am

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Jumpthesharkcomments, thank you, and a fellow named Icemouth who also, as promised on the Jumptheshark.com entry, for posting comments..I've read on the Cosby entry..I presume you two are separate users.. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 10:18 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Icemouth, and also Jumpthesharkcomments,too, thank you both very much for the comments that I've asked those like you to repost. Been looking at and remembering the Cosby show comments...hoping for more. Any one know about that two users are helping the cause here or are Icemouth and jumpthesharkcomments the same user? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 10:10 pm

American South, The - Random Topics
Thanks from me,too Bob. DolFan, nice to see that that you're OK, just to add a new comment in three years (what happened to this entry?) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 9:29 pm

Halloween (Holiday) - Random Topics
What about the fact that we can't agree on all Halloween candies...? Or, too few seem to like certain candies given...Tootsie Rolls, Necco Wafers (with all due respect, to give them their due, sometimes I'll eat those and they were started back in 1847, and their flavores were interesting but that chalkiness..talk about seeming theire age), Dots, candy corn(??)), cnady Circus Peanuts (WHAT?????????), wax lips, soda bottles, Twizzlers,etc. Maybe Halloween Candies for a seperate entry.:) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm

Hercules: The Animated Series - TV Shows
robert they must hire from fanfiction.net -- Submitted By: () on November 23, 2014, 9:14 am

Card Sharks - TV Shows
Wanted to add on my previous thoughts, the 2001 version is till probably the worst revival of any game show ever. Pat Bullard is the living stereotype of the scharmy, corny game show host who doesn't care about the contestants and is just filling time until payday. The game play was completely ruined, with only one row of cards and those annoying Clip Chips. Oh, and the bonus round was horrible as well, making the contestants gamble away all of their winnings instead of keeping it like before. I did like the set though, as it was attractive and looked like a casino. I'd love to see the show come back though, with the old rules, although maybe make it trivia-based instead of survey-based. Finally, I've caught some Bill Rafferty episodes on YouTube, and he might be one the most underrated game show hosts ever. Maybe a bit too "New Yorkish" for some people, but he was funny, knew the game, and was warm with the contestants. RIP Bill, thanks for your service. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on November 19, 2014, 2:06 pm

Night Court - TV Shows
Great great show during its prime. Harry Anderson and John Larroquette are one of the more underrated comedy duos in TV history, and the show itself was so well-written. It was hilarious, had great gags and lines (I'm keeping a list of Dan Fielding's put-downs just in case I ever need them in real life), and although were a few exceptions, it could also be touching and thought-provoking without being sappy or preachy. It's too bad we'll never see anything like ever again. -- Submitted By: () on November 19, 2014, 2:01 pm

AC DC - Music Groups
With Malcolm Young forced to retire due to health reasons and with Phil Rudd becoming somewhat of a nutcase, it seems that the days of AC/DC as a touring act are numbered. What a shame. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 1:37 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
She reminds me of Shirley Temple if she really let herself go. And I guess there is a god now that they canceled this stupid show. I don't know why anyone would have wanted to watch this tripe anyway. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:53 am

Charles Manson - Celebrities
I'm not making this up. I heard that old Charlie is getting married to a 26 year old woman. Anyway, I always get a chill whenever I hear the Beachboys version of his song "Cease to Exist." -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:46 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
The Way It Should Have Ended: Frances and Piama move to Utah and join a polygamist cult. They live unhappily with 4 sister-wives and a pig named Lois. There is a lot of jealousy. Reese becomes famous after winning back-to-back Iron Chef competitions but still has no friends. He is addicted to online sex chat rooms where he uses the nickname DarthDong. He appears on cam bare ass naked except for a a Darth Vader helmet and performs perverted stunts with small appliances and occasionally fruit. Reese is very happy with his life. Malcolm flunks out of Harvard and becomes an alcoholic private detective. He is hired by Hal to investigate Dewey, who has become very eccentric and weird. Malcolm follows Dewey to an old warehouse and discovers the severed heads of 6 people floating in jars. He recognizes one as belonging to Jamie, his youngest brother who mysteriously disappeared when he was 6 years old. Dewey gets the drop on him and Malcolm becomes head number 7 in the collection. Dewey is very happy with his life and teaches music at his old middle school. He has a cat named Mittens The Kitten. -- Submitted By: () on November 18, 2014, 5:07 pm

Wonder Years, The - TV Shows
The way it should have ended: Winnie runs off to Chicago with Wayne where he becomes a crooked cop and she gains 372 pounds and has a heart attack and dies. Mr. Arnold converts the basement to a meth lab and becomes a drug czar, Mrs. Arnold buys a car wash to launder the money. They retire at ages 60 and 62 and live happily ever after on their own tropical island with the 10 gazillion dollars they made from meth. Upon hearing that Winnie ran away with Wayne, Kevin seeks comfort from Paul. He realizes he wasted all of the those years trying to score with The Coop when Paul was willing to put out for him. The two of them get married, adopt 3 kids and start a successful chain of car washes, the first one being a wedding present from Kev's mom. Final voice-over: "Yeah, Paul was no Coop in the looks department but he was great in the sack and he was loyal, something that bitch Winnie never was, I mean Wayne? Really? Wayne? I hear she died. Good riddance, bitch. Enjoy hell." (theme music: I Get by With a Little Help from My Friends) Credits roll over a shot of Kevin and Paul riding bikes with their kids and laughing. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 18, 2014, 8:58 am

Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
DST is basically just a "fuck you". It's basically a form of control, when you think about it. "OH! HAHAHAHAHAH! LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVING TO SET THEIR CLOCKS AHEAD! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A BUNCH OF IMBECILES! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT SO YOU KEEP IT LIKE THAT FOR SEVEN MONTHS BEFORE BRINGING IT BACK AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:50 am

Avenged Sevenfold - Music Groups
They were really as nu-metal as they can come. In fact, they still scream nu-metal and they represent why nu-metal is bad. I mean, let's take into example of former nu-metal bands like Godsmack and Disturbed. They started out nu-metal for at least their first two albums. Then as they've transitioned from their third album and upwards, their music began to mature with them. Avenged Sevenfold on the other hand? Not so much. Still relying on the same copy and paste formula. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:24 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
You know, I'm still failing to see what's so wrong about Obama. I mean, yeah I'm not paying attention to politics that much. But everyone is falling over on themselves to prop this guy as the fault for everything. I do find myself disagreeing with him about a few things. Obamacare is one of them and having Biden as vice-president is the other. Biden, by the way, is the asshole who's trying to fuck with net neutrality because he's the entertainment industry's bitch who will do everything someone like Chris Dodd would command him to do. Don't blame that on Obama. But other than that, the vibe I'm getting from so many people suddenly blaming him for everything. Are right-wingers who are still butthurt over the past couple elections. Did you honestly think McCain or Romney were better choices? They were looking to continue the bullshit your champion George W Bush had laid the groundwork on during his 8 year tenure. Learn to pay attention to politics instead of just simply blaming someone because he's on a certain political team. That's just senseless. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 2:15 am

Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
I think Garfield's 15 minutes of fame were long gone and dead. I mean, the comics themselves were golden probably the first year or two of strips. But if you've actually paid attention, you'll notice that the strips are basically recycling themselves. How many instances have you read where Garfield eats the food and his owner Jon Arbuckle comically yelling at him for it? There's only so many directions you can take that but it gets rehashed a lot. The dialogue has even gotten pale and lacks much wit or charm. Kinda starts making you question a bit of why it was even popular still. The real movie is what really destroyed it for me since I was a Garfield fan up until that point. I never saw the movie myself or it's sequel. I just knew that's when Garfield has boned and really has shown it's age as a comic strip. It needs to go, it's just Jim Davis' one trick pony. -- Submitted By: () on November 16, 2014, 1:54 am

Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I don't know if the man is guilty or not of these old rape allegations, but he is a fool for refusing to address the issue. It's blowing up all over the internet and his silence makes him look guilty. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 15, 2014, 2:47 pm

Teen Titans Go! - TV Shows
Teen Titans is revived. Only this time, they turned the main characters into self parodies and/or complete morons. The villains? They've been turned into embarrassing jokes. For example, Trigon, Raven's demon father who nearly destroyed the Earth, is now this awkward dad figure. The "Beast Boy is such an idiot" schtick got old fast, and they keep using it. Cyborg seems to have been replaced by a Valley Girl in a metal suit. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 1:40 pm

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Movie Series
Let me get this straight: you go from a magical fantasy world to a mundane High School Musical knockoff, and the fans go wild. I don't get it. Is this some kind of inside joke? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

Homestar Runner - Websites
I visited HSR recently, and there's nothing new. No updates, no new toons, no new games. What happened? I can understand the brothers Chaps being busy with their lives, but it's come to a total standstill. Well, at least we can still look at the old stuff. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:16 pm

Mega Babies - TV Shows
Being gross doesn't necessarily mean a show's bad. Ren and Stimpy, for example. Being bad makes a show bad. How could anyone think these hideously ugly, disgusting mutant babies were just what the viewers wanted? It's hard to believe the same people who created the Swat Cats created these abominations. They used a dirty diaper as a palette. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:11 pm

Quantum Leap - TV Shows
I loved this show! Until the final season when they ran into God, who was apparently a balding overweight bartender in a seedy part of Philadelphia. They had some excellent episodes, my favorite was when Sam leaped into the body of Future Boy on an old 1950's live TV kiddie show. The old man who starred in it was crazy as a loon, it was funny and touching, as were most of the episodes, until, again, the final season, then it sucked balls! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:23 pm

Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
I thought that Justin Bieber was the biggest celebrity turd but he doesn't even come close to the walking smelly turd that is Shia LaBeouf. Let's recap: He grossly insulted Steven Spielberg, calling him an over rated weirdo no-talent alcoholic hack and he, Shia, had more talent in one of his turds than Spielberg but Hollywood plots against his genius. Harrison Ford and Spielberg both made statements that they would NEVER work with the arrogant little turd again, EVER! That's amazing since they are both really nice guys who NEVER trash a co-worker. When Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) had his back to back mini-strokes, Shia began taunting him, saying he was a washed up asshole and that he (Shia) was a far better actor. Frankie Muniz revealed that Shia had been harassing him for over a decade although they had only briefly met once when they were both children. Michael Bay has BANNED Shia from any film he ever makes including the Transformers series after suffering through his grossly unprofessional and turdy behavior during filming of Transformers I. Brad Pitt, another really nice and well respected guy has also stated he will walk off a film if he so much as suspects Shia will be a part of it. During the filming of Fury, Shia was totally psychotic, cutting his own face every day and pulling out one of his own teeth with a pair of pliers. Brad reports that Shia had everyone terrified and avoided him like the plague. Pitt finally punched the little turd out when he wouldn't stop playing with a machine gun(real gun, fired blanks). The barrel of course was very hot after several minutes of non-stop firing and Shia smacked Pitt in the face with it "accidently" burning the older actor's face, requiring medical attention. put all of that together with his downright lunatic behavior in public and you have one smelly turd. It's only a matter of time before he self-destructs completely. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:01 am

Madonna - Music Groups
shanequia, you probaly don't even know what you're saying regarding Materia... -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:59 am

IMDB - Websites
I just read some of Friedrich Feurstein's comments, and noted that he was in something, but nom Chubby Rain, he's not famous (a point that he made..). I post on IMDB.com as gcarras and get into some fun scrapes with trolls (on the Justin Bieber board, for instance...) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:54 am

Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
Best quote EVER about MITM: "Malcolm should have been run over by a bus in season 5." I mean how hateful, snotty and repulsive does a character have to get before they send him to sitcom heaven? -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:11 am

Salute Your Shorts - TV Shows
Very good show! It had a lot of obvious sitcom gags but it also had surprisingly touching story lines. Erik MacArthur's character was a popular kid but chose to bond with the misfits. They all protected each other, in between the inevitable fights and pranks. The result was a look at realistic kids acting in realistic and believable ways. It was far superior to the crap that Nick and Disney put on the air today. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 8:07 am

Mythbusters - TV Shows
This show peaked several seasons ago when they were doing hard science and testing the physics behind amazing myths. The best one I remember is when they setup air-driven actuators that drove pistons into the steel framework of an old bridge. They were trying to create a harmonic resonance that would shake the structure apart. It worked, the entire structure began vibrating and swaying but they shut it down before they actually destroyed the bridge. That was cooooool science! These days they do idiotic things like testing the internal temperature of fast food hamburgers. Booooooring! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on November 12, 2014, 7:56 am

Chuck - TV Shows
Future hbrennan - Now that the series has ended (Season 5), I'm glad to say that it wrapped up very nicely (and didn't "drag on" forever). To the cast, writers and fans (who saved the show) - "Thanks, guys!" -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on November 10, 2014, 10:19 am

Black Friday - Random Topics
Back in 2011 when I posted Comment no. 11 it was still fun to be a part of the insanity, but in the last three years that insanity has touched Corporate America, who have RUINED this event by opening their stores on Thanksgiving, ruining the holiday itself. So forget about my earlier comment, Corporate Greed has RUINED what used to be a fun day. I will no longer participate in this event. -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on November 10, 2014, 9:17 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Good riddance to the show, and the fact that the mom was dating a convicted child molester makes me want to vomit. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on November 4, 2014, 7:04 pm

Father Knows Best - TV Shows
spacer, I liked the show too- and I always thought the interaction between the parents Jim and Margaret was cool. Still, I have to admit that it might have been better had it ended a few years earlier when poor Kitten went through rather awkward teens [though, it turns out they were FAR less traumatic onscreen than off for her]. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:23 am

Ambien - Random Topics
Big Al, TOTALLY agree! Why do so many folks get into stuff that even their own disclaimers show has WORSE 'side effects' than what it purports to cure? And whatever happened to just drinking hot cocoa, taking a hot bath and curling up to a good book when one had trouble sleeping? Works for me and I don't make the docs or pill companies any richer! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:20 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
I couldn't change the channel fast enough when the COMMERCIALS for it flashed by. To each their own but IMO what a NASTY show this was and I feel sorry for the poor girl who was badly exploited by her so called parents AND this network. Yeah, I'm relieved they cancelled it [and what a rotten thing her so called mother did to her and her sister] but why did this network ever air this in the first place? TLC USED to be The Learning Channel and I can recall when it showed FANTASTIC actual documentaries about NASA and the space program. Is it too much to hope that they may start working back toward their former quality programming? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on November 4, 2014, 10:16 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye! -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 3, 2014, 9:05 pm

Seaquest DSV - TV Shows
Poor Jonathan Brandis. Another child actor who was used up by Hollywood and spit out and abandoned after reaching adulthood. His story is all too familiar, a fanatical stage mother who made a fortune on the back of her talented son, an industry that marketed his boyish good looks and a bone-crushing rejection after he grew up. In case anyone does not know, Jonathan committed suicide at the age of 27, broke and alone. The millions he made in movies and TV shows was gone by the time he turned 21, thanks to his greedy mother and crooked agents. He tried for years to make a comeback but no one would hire a no-longer cute, has-been former child star. This sad story is unfortunately very common. If you would like to help people like Jonathan, please visit the excellent website, A Minor Consideration. It's an ongoing project to help child actors transition away from show business into meaningful adult lives. It's run by Paul Peterson, a former child star who made successful movies, was a popular teen heart-throb and recording artist and played the young son on the Donna Reed show for a decade. His story is exactly like Jonathan's except he manged to pull himself up and find a new life after years of poverty and rejection. http://www.minorcon.org -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 1, 2014, 8:33 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
to spacer:EEEEUUUUUU, what you reported. Another reason to grimace whenever one sees his name.-Steve -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 31, 2014, 12:34 am

Ambien - Random Topics
All the more reason I avoid medications that are advertised on TV, especially when said commercials spend at least 2-3 minutes yapping about the medicine's side effects. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 30, 2014, 9:19 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Good riddance to this godawful piece of slop. It's about time the decision-makers at TLC used their heads for something other than keeping their ears apart. -- Submitted By: (BigAl) on October 30, 2014, 9:14 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
This show being cancelled is literally the best news I've run across in months, maybe years. The human race has taken a significant step forward. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on October 29, 2014, 7:16 pm

Eerie, Indiana - TV Shows
Eerie is getting super popular again. There's a new line of comics coming out and maybe an updated TV show. Long live Marshall Teller and Dash X. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:52 pm

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
Spacer, perfect ending! Perfect! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:49 pm

Middle, The - TV Shows
Serial killer Brick, that's hysterical because it's true! -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:43 pm

Unhappily Ever After - TV Shows
I LOVED this show, and yes, Ross Malloy was one twisted bag of nuts, along with his dad. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:41 pm

Phil of the Future - TV Shows
I heard the same thing about the underage sex charge, no wonder Disney dumped him and his career disappeared. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:40 pm

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
Any 19-year old that flashes his granny needs to be locked up! I wonder what the HELL kind of drug he was on to make him strip bare ass in front of his grandmother then force her to watch him "perform." Sick child, Beibs is one sick child. -- Submitted By: (martymarty) on October 29, 2014, 4:38 pm

Father Knows Best - TV Shows
Yeah, the name thing is absolutely correct. Jim and Margaret were the parents, the girls were Betty and Kathy, and the son was called Bud because he was named Jim,l after the old man, he was James Anderson, Jr. And if you don't mind my saying so, a complete dumb ass! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 29, 2014, 10:22 am

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
After the explosion in popularity of Total Request Live. This was when MTV really decided to go with regular shows and not music videos as their main programming -- Submitted By: (John63btf) on October 28, 2014, 3:48 pm

Quantum Leap - TV Shows
Unlike a lot of people, I hated this show. I stuck with the first season, but it quickly became evident that this wasn't really SF, it was "Touched by a Leaper" dressed up in SciFi drag. -- Submitted By: (gcronau) on October 28, 2014, 2:55 pm

West Wing, The - TV Shows
This showed never boned, but it did decline after season 4 when Sorkin left. However, personally, I consider this the best show *ever* produced for TV. -- Submitted By: (gcronau) on October 28, 2014, 12:39 pm

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
Cartooner, it didn't make you bad to hate Tootsie rolls, btw. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 26, 2014, 11:00 pm

Tootsie Rolls - Random Topics
Shanequia, wax is EXACTLY the texture of Tootsies.. Mr.Zimpy, your uncle isn't off base at all about what Tootsies looked like. I'm sure when that 1920s song Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye was written, it was about Tootsie rolls! (To be honest though, the other-flavored varieties that the early 1970s brought were pretty good...) Robert, Neccos were pretty chalk like and at one brand of chewable vitamin (looking like a large white wafer) tasted similarly...Necco, btw, doesn;t have its own entry, but the name for them meant New England Confectionery Company. PrinceJ, your description of the flavor as artificial artificial chocolate also summed my youthful feelings about Tootsies. Didn't completely dislike them, but never really sank my teeth into them (and Pelirojo, good luck with the crown in the last four years that you it-I;'ve had a number of crowns and they work pretty well..) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on October 26, 2014, 10:59 pm

Ambien - Random Topics
My doctor prescribed Ambien last year. A few days after I started taking this medication I had not one but TWO Sleepwalking incidents. I supposedly embezzled $2,000.00 from my Mother's Account, (the case has since been dismissed), a couple of days I woke up sick as H-E-(Double Hockey Sticks), during the night I consumed an entire bottle of wine and another bottle of vodka! It's a wonder I didn't die from alcohol poisoning! Later I "Googled" this drug and got an eyeful of incidents, some of which were funny (Man finds himself in his car, 250 miles away from home on the side of the road, out of gas, Lady wakes up in Jail, discovers she was picked up a mile from her house, she was walking in the middle of the street, stark naked), others not so funny (Kids discover their parents dead, Overdose/Alcohol cited as cause of death) STAY AWAY from this pill! It should be BANNED! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on October 25, 2014, 9:44 pm

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
DADA LUP! DADA LUP! DADA LUP! DADA LUP! DADA LUP! I have GOOD NEWS to report! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is HISTORY! Due to a scandal TLC has CANCELLED this POS. GOOD RIDDANCE!!! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on October 25, 2014, 9:31 pm

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
TLC cancelled this travesty after Mama June announced plans to marry a convicted child molester who spent the last 10 tears in prison. She seemed stunned. I guess it would have been OK if she just married her uncle like good white trash do, oh wait, he's a child molester, too! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 25, 2014, 11:02 am

Sons of Guns - TV Shows
Two more people from this show arrested for beating their kid. Seriously, end reality shows now. Stop giving these awful people a stage. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 25, 2014, 9:45 am

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
Holy crap. The show is (finally!) canceled because the land-whale mother has hooked up with a man that molested her daughter "Chickadee". So much for all that PR about what good parents these people are. "Mama June" is as disgusting on the inside as she is on the outside. When will these networks learn to stop making these reality shows? They're now stuck with an entire season of episodes that they can't air. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on October 25, 2014, 9:09 am

Crazy Ones, The - TV Shows
RIP Robin, you made a huge difference in my life. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 24, 2014, 2:50 pm

Invaders, The - TV Shows
Great show, starring the classy David Thinnes as an architect who stumbles upon the fact that Earth is under invasion. He then devotes his life to hunting down the aliens who have taken human form. This was a very intelligent and well written show, in the style of The Fugitive. You never knew who the invaders were until they turned your brain into mush with their little hand held device. No big splashy sci-fi FX, ray guns or monsters, just plain old fashioned story telling and great acting. This show scared the living piss out of me when I first saw it. I was 12 and my dad brought home the DVD set. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 24, 2014, 2:46 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
I went back and voted for Urkel. Initially, Urkel was used as a cheap gag in one episode of this show about a working class Cosbyesque family. As time went on, this show kept skinning the fish with Myrtle Urkel, the Urkel dance, Urkelbot, the special guest stars (what are the odds that Johnny Gill would come in contact with Urkel and friends), Stephan Urquelle, the Teleportation pad, cloning machine, time machine and finale. Urkel should have never appeared on this show which was already bad from day one. Even Urkel went through his stages; he went from being a stalking pest to Laura Winslow to being a mature grown adult. Granted, the show never would have survived without Urkel, but he's what truly made this show a very cheap imitation of One Day At A Time. -- Submitted By: (tvwatcher7) on October 23, 2014, 2:26 pm

Even Stevens - TV Shows
"The show that launched Shia LaBeouf" Reason enough to hate it! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 23, 2014, 2:15 pm

American Restoration - TV Shows
Tyler is a paint sniffing weirdo who used to be smart but seems more bizarre every episode. What's next Ty? You gonna show up with 3 hair colors instead of two and braided pubes? Almost never see Brently any more (Yay!) and Cowboy should be fired because of the way he mouths off at Rick. I still watch it because of Rick Dale, he's awesome cool and a freaking genuis. He can restore anything. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 23, 2014, 2:13 pm

Pawn Stars - TV Shows
I love Rick Harrison but the rest of those obnoxious turds should be flushed and forgotten! Lose all the staged gags with Corey, Chum, and the Old Man, in fact lose all 3 of them. Let Rick do his thing and wheel and deal for the whole show. I also love the experts, especially Jesse the guitar guy and Rebecca the book lady. The art guy is sorta prissy but seems OK. He's a lot better than Corey or Chum! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 23, 2014, 2:07 pm

Phil of the Future - TV Shows
I heard it was cancelled because Ricky Ullman got into some serious trouble. An underage fan (a boy) made sex allegations against him and Disney had to pay to get the case dropped. They didn't care that the show was popular, they just wanted Ullman gone. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 23, 2014, 1:57 pm

Unhappily Ever After - TV Shows
I thought I was the only one who liked this show. Ross gave Mr. Floppy to his dad I think, because he knew the bunny would get the old man in deep shit with the family, which it did. Ross was portrayed as the lonely, forgotten youngest child who craved attention but secretly he was plotting against everyone else. Mr. Floppy left porn laying around, who got the blame? Dad! Ross set fire to the high school, who did they blame? Ryan, the older brother! Ross was a criminal mastermind genius and probably crazy as a loon. Weird and funny, this was no Married With Children clone. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 23, 2014, 1:51 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
A question to those that run this site; has anyone considered doing a mobile app version of this site? Sometimes, it can be difficult to type a comments or even sign in. Just curious, is all. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on October 22, 2014, 10:12 am

Hello, Larry - TV Shows
I never liked Colonel Blake on MASH and was glad to see McLean Stevenson go on to one of the most spectacular career suicides ever! Hello Larry was one of a half dozen epic fails for the actor who quietly slipped from the public view while Colonel Potter (the immortal Harry Morgan) lead the 4077th on to greater glory. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 22, 2014, 7:52 am

Justin Bieber - Celebrities
I always thought he was a shallow ego freak. I saw the pic of him serenading his grandmother naked, him, not the old lady. So I guess we can add total perv to his bio. I mean who stips bare ass naked, walks down the hall bare ass with his entourage snapping pics, straps on a guitar and rings granny's doorbell and forces hear to stand there while he sings. Jeez, lock this crazy ass Canuck up. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 9:07 am

Munsters Today, The - TV Shows
This was the worst show EVER! 72 episodes, really?? Should have been cancelled half way through the opening credits of episode 1! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 9:04 am

Middle, The - TV Shows
Axl is dumb as a post, Sue is insane, Brick is serial killer material, and mom and dad are oblivious to it all. Sue's old "boyfriend" Brad keeps getting more over-the-top gay every day but gets his feelings hurt if anyone suggests he might like boys. Throw in Grandpa Big Mike and Mike's creepy ass brother and you have the weirdest family ever on TV short of the Addams Family. It somehow all works and is usually hysterical. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 8:55 am

Boy Meets World - TV Shows
The way the show SHOULD have ended: Topanga and Angela announce they are in love with each other and move to Miami Beach. Shawn and Corey realize they have been in love since 7th grade and move to Los Vegas together. Shawn gets a job as a stripper and Corey enrolls in florist school. One night when Eric is in town, all three boys hear something outside Corey and Shawn's love shack and discover Mr. Feeny peeking through the bedroom window, naked. Eric, Corey, and Shawn beat him to death and bury the body in the backyard. Corey later plants rose bushes on the grave. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 8:46 am

Bates Motel - TV Shows
I was very skeptical of the whole prequel set a half century after the main story BUT it works! Just ignore the relationship to the classic movie and enjoy the show. The acting is very, very good and the story line is amazing as we watch sweet young Norman becoming more and more crazy and more and more fascinated by death and more and more obvious in his sexual desires for his mother. Good TV! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on October 21, 2014, 8:35 am

Sam & Cat - TV Shows
I can be a bit of a conspiracy theorist at times and I really honestly think that 'Sam & Cat' was AG's little insurance policy if the new CD flopped. You know, CD flops, well there's always the show she could fall back on. It seems to me that when her music career started really getting some steam going, that's when we started hearing about trouble on the set. Just a theory. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on October 19, 2014, 5:51 pm

ZIMA - Random Topics
alternative to beer? more like alternative lifestyle -- Submitted By: (wambamsam) on October 19, 2014, 3:39 am

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