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Welcome to a community website for media fans, that specifically explores when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups, Movies Series and Websites have passed their prime. Here you'll find a wide range of humorous, insightful, and cutting criticism on media that has lost it's way.


Bone the Fish (BTF) is a place for people to discover, share their views and specifically explore when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups and Movies Series have passed their prime. You won't find editors at Bone the Fish - we're here to provide a place where people can collectively determine the value of media content. How do we do this? Everything on BTF is submitted by our community (that would be you). Once something is submitted, other users can see it, comment and vote.

TV Shows Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Websites Random Topics

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1 Swamp Thing Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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2 Private Benjamin Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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3 Late Night with Conan O'Brien Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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4 Emily's Reasons Why Not Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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5 Rock Hudson Secret Gay Lifestyle Just come out of the closet dammit!!
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6 Aliens in the Family Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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7 Jeannie (Animated Series) Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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8 Matt Houston A very special... Buddy Ebsen as Dad
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9 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) Day 6 Everything after the 5-part pilot miniseries
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10 Kings Never Boned Still rocks.
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Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Random Topics
1. Donna Reed
2. Lee Pace
3. Dana Davis
4. Amanda Seyfried
5. Minka Kelly
6. Fred Willard
7. Jenna Elfman
8. Abe Vigoda
9. Josh Hartnett
10. Larry Flynt
1. Anita Baker
2. Porcupine Tree
3. Warrant
4. Luther Vandross
5. Gene Vincent
6. Nelson
7. Billy Joel
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers
9. Psy
10. Overkill
1. Warriors of Virtue
2. Wallace and Gromit
3. Daredevil
4. How to Train Your Dragon
5. Agent Cody Banks
6. American Psycho
7. Ernest movies
8. Hardbodies
9. Alien Movies
10. Night of the Living Dead
1. Whataburger
2. Rude Customers
3. Woodstock
4. Father's Day
5. Food Network
6. US Airways
7. Commercials
8. Steak 'n Shake
9. Internet Surveys
10. American Airlines

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Raccoons, The - TV Shows
A cartoon raccoon should, by the identify of his mask, be a bandit, or a Bugs Bunny or Phil Silvers conman. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 24, 2015, 12:40 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Hellraiser - Movie Series
Yeah a bunch of demons from hell turning good was just the antithesis of their purpose whenever they're summoned. Whenever they're summoned, they're not there to be a guidance or a helping hand. They're there to punish the hell out of people and give them tortures like in the first one. None of the sequels made sense and Hellraiser should not have even had one to begin with. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 23, 2015, 10:13 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Vikings - TV Shows
Everyone knows Ragnar isn't dead except his brother, best friend, and former wife. Total attempt to manipulate the viewer that fails badly. -- Submitted By: () on April 23, 2015, 10:09 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Verizon - Random Topics
Ugh, these assholes abandoned ship from everyone in the New England area. Left us at the mercy of UnFair Point who is absolutely just being a failure at what they do and they just aren't the suitable answer to bring proper service to the area. Shitty service, inflation bills, unfair workplace (judging by the strikes) and horrible hardware. I mean, I have to keep rebooting my modem for christ sakes even when they replaced the modem before! -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 23, 2015, 10:08 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Full House - TV Shows
I'm pretty sure if one of the family members committed a crime, that once they got out of prison. They'd have to have a sit down on some bed or couch with the sappy music playing. "Now, Stephanie, it's not a good idea to sell drugs on the street corner. You don't know what you could get yourself into." Followed by a hug and some "Awwwww!!" from the fake audience. -- Submitted By: () on April 23, 2015, 10:02 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Josie and the Pussycats - TV Shows
I sometimes wonder if this adaptation (whose crime solving and group elements didn't exist in the earlier comics in the 1960s) wasn't some typical TV merger on purpose, of Phil Spector's girl trios and "Nancy Drew"....a lot of tv shows (Columbia/HB's space age "Partridges" came from an attempted Judy Jetson and Partridge Family in the present (1970s) pair of shows but NO ONE at CBS could make up their mind, so the space age Partridges in 1974, and Josie itself was to be the (what I would think a more interesting concept) "Scooby-Doo"'s original concept with some characters that predates Scooby and that franchise and gang evolved from that with the songs eliminated tioll their relgaiton second season (1970-71, same as Josie) to background songs.BTW Josie had background songs played by the group WHEN THE GANG WAS RUNNING...and you'd see them running AND at the SAME DAMN time playing music...... -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 11:34 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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World War II - Random Topics
Infyrin, You just rattled the WRONG cage! I very recently lost my father in his late 80's who was a World War II veteran. Hence not just for his sake but for the sakes of his comrades, our nation, the world and generations to come, I will talk about how and WHY this war was so vital and not leave out its shadowsides as long as I have breath in me and a single memory cell in my noggin! I used to think what you're thinking about the US Civil War but I've come to realize that it's important for us to know about all its sides and intricacies since there's not a single person in our nation not impacted by what happened 150 years ago [yes even those who had no ancestors here back then] even though I never knew anyone who remembered it [though my parents did as children]. Well, World War II has had its impact on every part of the world and it's echoes can STILL be felt so both to understand WHY and how to learn lessons to improve our world, it's vital that we keep talking about it. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 22, 2015, 12:34 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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King Leonardo And His Short Subjects - TV Shows
Agreed with Marcus! BTW Mr.Wizard the Lizard's voice was SANDY BECKER (wrongly identified earlier as FRANK MILANO) and is NOT to be confused with DON HERBERT's earlier TV Mr.Wizard's world, which in 1971 DID get a own revival. The very first Leonardo-TTV show. -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:35 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Diana Ross - Music Groups
Diana Ross may have boned, but never as much as, say, Whitney Houston..but anyway Gaye and Terrell's original 1966 version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough", NUMBER ONE in 1970 by DIANA ROSS, is the one now playing on radio here (SoCal), rather than DIANA's, maybe her image. Bah. Huh! Diana Ross OWNS THE song with all due respect to EVERYONE! -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:33 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Subway (Restaurant) - Random Topics
I enjoy a LOT eating at subway! I get the combos there. Steve -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:28 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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ACT (Action for Children's Television) - Random Topics
Oh yeah. In their fearless cunt-I mean, leader, Peggy Charren's PMS driven 1954 - I mean - 1062 - I mean again 1982 book "Changing Channells" objected to racist black stereotypes yet what about blacks callin' each other the word, and forgive me please, with all due respect to the race, nigger? -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on April 22, 2015, 2:24 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Transformers - Movie Series
For the source material given, the Bay films managed to fuck this up. By trying to make us give a shit about the humans and their situations. I don't care about the military, I don't care about Sam's love interest or him trying to get a job and his life together, I don't care about the product placements and I simply don't care what it's trying to accomplish otherwise. It's basically about two warring factions of transforming robots, one fighting for total conquest and the other fighting for peace. Why is that so hard for Bay to comprehend? Oh right, because he's the same asshole who made Pearl Harbor, basically forcing a stupid romance triangle in a historic travesty. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:10 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Jurassic Park - Movie Series
Jurassic World should not exist. It's just cashing in on a franchise. In fact, it's a disrespect to the source material considering nobody from the previous films are even bothering to return. They know better. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 4:49 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Windows 8 - Random Topics
I never feel like I'm using a computer whenever it has Windows 8 or 8.1 installed on it. It has catered too much to the stupid tablet and smartphone industry that thinking about a Windows for the desktop was all but an afterthought. I remembered a commercial once I saw at Wal-Mart that was advertising Windows 8 and it showed children using tablets and computers to fingerpaint. Basically it was showcasing the touchscreen technology that Windows 8 supported. That was really the feeling I got on what I think Windows now is made for, children. Not for real computer users, that's a thing of the past. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 4:41 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Tupac Shakur (2 Pac) - Music Groups
Well, not only that. But there was a concert held where they made a digitized version of him that supposedly resembled his whole being. He was basically a hologram that sang, was dressed like him and performed like him. I mean, come on now...You're just basically making money off of his name and his fake appearances. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:40 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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National Enquirer - Random Topics
I don't know why anyone would buy these, unless they're good filters on know who will believe anything and who won't. I just can't take tabloids like these seriously. Big bold letters obnoxiously covering the front page, with bubbles of pictures of celebrities that looked photoshopped or probably pictures submitted in by paparazzi groups to support these never ending circle of gossip. That's pretty much what it is, is gossip, not real legitimate news. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:38 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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World War II - Random Topics
I don't know about anyone here. But, I'm very sick of hearing about World War II. It's like, constantly on the History Channel almost 24/7. I understand the Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and everything else in World War II had such an impacting influence that still send ripples throughout time. But it's just me then that I'm tired of hearing it all. I'm sorry, I can't remember what happened back then and can't forget it because I wasn't there. The only wars I've lived through my generation were the Gulf and Iraq/Afghanistan wars and those are still fairly young to keep being brought up. I'm not saying to forget WWII entirely, I'm just saying I'm so tired of hearing it on a regular basis and I know we're gonna be talking about it for another 50 - 100 years until we have a WWIII. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on April 21, 2015, 8:33 am - (-1 votes) - Login to Vote

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Saw - Movie Series
I disagree with the reason of Saw III "Became too much like Hostel." Saw came before Hostel did. More like, Hostel was trying to be like Saw in every way. -- Submitted By: () on April 21, 2015, 8:24 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Kate Middleton - Celebrities
I literally cannot go anywhere in public without seeing Kate's face plastered everywhere, and I think she's kinda hot actually but then I feel guilty about that because of the whole marriage thing. It's not FAIR, I tells ya! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:15 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Ndamukong Suh - Celebrities
And now he's on MY team. (Breaks down sobbing.) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on April 20, 2015, 6:13 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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