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Welcome to a community website for media fans, that specifically explores when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups, Movies Series and Websites have passed their prime. Here you'll find a wide range of humorous, insightful, and cutting criticism on media that has lost it's way.


Bone the Fish (BTF) is a place for people to discover, share their views and specifically explore when, if ever, TV Shows, Celebrities, Music Groups and Movies Series have passed their prime. You won't find editors at Bone the Fish - we're here to provide a place where people can collectively determine the value of media content. How do we do this? Everything on BTF is submitted by our community (that would be you). Once something is submitted, other users can see it, comment and vote.

TV Shows Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Websites Random Topics

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# TV ShowsRandom ReasonWhyVotesVote
1 Head of the Class New kid in town T.J.
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2 Only Fools and Horses They Became Millionaires This was the conclusion of the story, why continue
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3 H.R. Pufnstuf Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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4 Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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5 Medical Center Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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6 Speed Buggy Never Boned Still rocks.
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7 Wendy Williams Show, The Never Boned Still rocks.
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8 Ultraman Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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9 She's the Sheriff Never Boned Still rocks.
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10 Star Wars: Droids Day 1 Sucked from the start.
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Celebrities Music Groups Movie Series Random Topics
1. GEICO Gecko, The
2. Artie Lange
3. Muhammad Ali
4. Richard Conte
5. Becki Newton
6. John Edwards
7. Jonathan Jackson
8. Dana Carvey
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Eric Idle
1. April Wine
2. Genesis
3. Blind Melon
4. Jeferson Airplane
5. Micky Dolenz
6. Slipknot
7. Spice Girls
8. Phil Collins
9. Live
10. LL Cool J
1. National Treasure
2. All Dogs Go To Heaven
3. Dirty Dancing
4. Three Stooges Short Films
5. Chipmunk Adventure, The (Animated film)
6. Police Academy
7. Twins (1988 Film)
8. Grudge, The
9. Looney Tunes live-action/animated films
10. Mannequin
1. Timex
2. Crank Calls/Prank Calls
3. Game Show Network (GSN)
4. UPS
5. Verizon
6. Nordstrom
7. Pixar Animation Studios
8. Little Drummer Boy
9. Klingons
10. iHeartRadio

Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Card Sharks - TV Shows
Wanted to add on my previous thoughts, the 2001 version is till probably the worst revival of any game show ever. Pat Bullard is the living stereotype of the scharmy, corny game show host who doesn't care about the contestants and is just filling time until payday. The game play was completely ruined, with only one row of cards and those annoying Clip Chips. Oh, and the bonus round was horrible as well, making the contestants gamble away all of their winnings instead of keeping it like before. I did like the set though, as it was attractive and looked like a casino. I'd love to see the show come back though, with the old rules, although maybe make it trivia-based instead of survey-based. Finally, I've caught some Bill Rafferty episodes on YouTube, and he might be one the most underrated game show hosts ever. Maybe a bit too "New Yorkish" for some people, but he was funny, knew the game, and was warm with the contestants. RIP Bill, thanks for your service. -- Submitted By: (BBulaga75) on November 19, 2014, 2:06 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Night Court - TV Shows
Great great show during its prime. Harry Anderson and John Larroquette are one of the more underrated comedy duos in TV history, and the show itself was so well-written. It was hilarious, had great gags and lines (I'm keeping a list of Dan Fielding's put-downs just in case I ever need them in real life), and although were a few exceptions, it could also be touching and thought-provoking without being sappy or preachy. It's too bad we'll never see anything like ever again. -- Submitted By: () on November 19, 2014, 2:01 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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AC DC - Music Groups
With Malcolm Young forced to retire due to health reasons and with Phil Rudd becoming somewhat of a nutcase, it seems that the days of AC/DC as a touring act are numbered. What a shame. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 1:37 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - TV Shows
She reminds me of Shirley Temple if she really let herself go. And I guess there is a god now that they canceled this stupid show. I don't know why anyone would have wanted to watch this tripe anyway. -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:53 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Charles Manson - Celebrities
I'm not making this up. I heard that old Charlie is getting married to a 26 year old woman. Anyway, I always get a chill whenever I hear the Beachboys version of his song "Cease to Exist." -- Submitted By: (JayD) on November 19, 2014, 12:46 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Malcolm in the Middle - TV Shows
The Way It Should Have Ended: Frances and Piama move to Utah and join a polygamist cult. They live unhappily with 4 sister-wives and a pig named Lois. There is a lot of jealousy. Reese becomes famous after winning back-to-back Iron Chef competitions but still has no friends. He is addicted to online sex chat rooms where he uses the nickname DarthDong. He appears on cam bare ass naked except for a a Darth Vader helmet and performs perverted stunts with small appliances and occasionally fruit. Reese is very happy with his life. Malcolm flunks out of Harvard and becomes an alcoholic private detective. He is hired by Hal to investigate Dewey, who has become very eccentric and weird. Malcolm follows Dewey to an old warehouse and discovers the severed heads of 6 people floating in jars. He recognizes one as belonging to Jamie, his youngest brother who mysteriously disappeared when he was 6 years old. Dewey gets the drop on him and Malcolm becomes head number 7 in the collection. Dewey is very happy with his life and teaches music at his old middle school. He has a cat named Mittens The Kitten. -- Submitted By: () on November 18, 2014, 5:07 pm - (1 votes) - Login to Vote

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Wonder Years, The - TV Shows
The way it should have ended: Winnie runs off to Chicago with Wayne where he becomes a crooked cop and she gains 372 pounds and has a heart attack and dies. Mr. Arnold converts the basement to a meth lab and becomes a drug czar, Mrs. Arnold buys a car wash to launder the money. They retire at ages 60 and 62 and live happily ever after on their own tropical island with the 10 gazillion dollars they made from meth. Upon hearing that Winnie ran away with Wayne, Kevin seeks comfort from Paul. He realizes he wasted all of the those years trying to score with The Coop when Paul was willing to put out for him. The two of them get married, adopt 3 kids and start a successful chain of car washes, the first one being a wedding present from Kev's mom. Final voice-over: "Yeah, Paul was no Coop in the looks department but he was great in the sack and he was loyal, something that bitch Winnie never was, I mean Wayne? Really? Wayne? I hear she died. Good riddance, bitch. Enjoy hell." (theme music: I Get by With a Little Help from My Friends) Credits roll over a shot of Kevin and Paul riding bikes with their kids and laughing. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 18, 2014, 8:58 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Daylight Saving Time - Random Topics
DST is basically just a "fuck you". It's basically a form of control, when you think about it. "OH! HAHAHAHAHAH! LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVING TO SET THEIR CLOCKS AHEAD! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A BUNCH OF IMBECILES! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT SO YOU KEEP IT LIKE THAT FOR SEVEN MONTHS BEFORE BRINGING IT BACK AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:50 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Avenged Sevenfold - Music Groups
They were really as nu-metal as they can come. In fact, they still scream nu-metal and they represent why nu-metal is bad. I mean, let's take into example of former nu-metal bands like Godsmack and Disturbed. They started out nu-metal for at least their first two albums. Then as they've transitioned from their third album and upwards, their music began to mature with them. Avenged Sevenfold on the other hand? Not so much. Still relying on the same copy and paste formula. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 5:24 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Barack Obama II - Celebrities
You know, I'm still failing to see what's so wrong about Obama. I mean, yeah I'm not paying attention to politics that much. But everyone is falling over on themselves to prop this guy as the fault for everything. I do find myself disagreeing with him about a few things. Obamacare is one of them and having Biden as vice-president is the other. Biden, by the way, is the asshole who's trying to fuck with net neutrality because he's the entertainment industry's bitch who will do everything someone like Chris Dodd would command him to do. Don't blame that on Obama. But other than that, the vibe I'm getting from so many people suddenly blaming him for everything. Are right-wingers who are still butthurt over the past couple elections. Did you honestly think McCain or Romney were better choices? They were looking to continue the bullshit your champion George W Bush had laid the groundwork on during his 8 year tenure. Learn to pay attention to politics instead of just simply blaming someone because he's on a certain political team. That's just senseless. -- Submitted By: (Infyrin) on November 16, 2014, 2:15 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Garfield (comic strip) - Random Topics
I think Garfield's 15 minutes of fame were long gone and dead. I mean, the comics themselves were golden probably the first year or two of strips. But if you've actually paid attention, you'll notice that the strips are basically recycling themselves. How many instances have you read where Garfield eats the food and his owner Jon Arbuckle comically yelling at him for it? There's only so many directions you can take that but it gets rehashed a lot. The dialogue has even gotten pale and lacks much wit or charm. Kinda starts making you question a bit of why it was even popular still. The real movie is what really destroyed it for me since I was a Garfield fan up until that point. I never saw the movie myself or it's sequel. I just knew that's when Garfield has boned and really has shown it's age as a comic strip. It needs to go, it's just Jim Davis' one trick pony. -- Submitted By: () on November 16, 2014, 1:54 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Bill Cosby - Celebrities
I don't know if the man is guilty or not of these old rape allegations, but he is a fool for refusing to address the issue. It's blowing up all over the internet and his silence makes him look guilty. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on November 15, 2014, 2:47 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Teen Titans Go! - TV Shows
Teen Titans is revived. Only this time, they turned the main characters into self parodies and/or complete morons. The villains? They've been turned into embarrassing jokes. For example, Trigon, Raven's demon father who nearly destroyed the Earth, is now this awkward dad figure. The "Beast Boy is such an idiot" schtick got old fast, and they keep using it. Cyborg seems to have been replaced by a Valley Girl in a metal suit. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 1:40 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Movie Series
Let me get this straight: you go from a magical fantasy world to a mundane High School Musical knockoff, and the fans go wild. I don't get it. Is this some kind of inside joke? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:26 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Homestar Runner - Websites
I visited HSR recently, and there's nothing new. No updates, no new toons, no new games. What happened? I can understand the brothers Chaps being busy with their lives, but it's come to a total standstill. Well, at least we can still look at the old stuff. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:16 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Mega Babies - TV Shows
Being gross doesn't necessarily mean a show's bad. Ren and Stimpy, for example. Being bad makes a show bad. How could anyone think these hideously ugly, disgusting mutant babies were just what the viewers wanted? It's hard to believe the same people who created the Swat Cats created these abominations. They used a dirty diaper as a palette. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on November 14, 2014, 12:11 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Quantum Leap - TV Shows
I loved this show! Until the final season when they ran into God, who was apparently a balding overweight bartender in a seedy part of Philadelphia. They had some excellent episodes, my favorite was when Sam leaped into the body of Future Boy on an old 1950's live TV kiddie show. The old man who starred in it was crazy as a loon, it was funny and touching, as were most of the episodes, until, again, the final season, then it sucked balls! -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:23 pm - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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Shia LaBeouf - Celebrities
I thought that Justin Bieber was the biggest celebrity turd but he doesn't even come close to the walking smelly turd that is Shia LaBeouf. Let's recap: He grossly insulted Steven Spielberg, calling him an over rated weirdo no-talent alcoholic hack and he, Shia, had more talent in one of his turds than Spielberg but Hollywood plots against his genius. Harrison Ford and Spielberg both made statements that they would NEVER work with the arrogant little turd again, EVER! That's amazing since they are both really nice guys who NEVER trash a co-worker. When Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) had his back to back mini-strokes, Shia began taunting him, saying he was a washed up asshole and that he (Shia) was a far better actor. Frankie Muniz revealed that Shia had been harassing him for over a decade although they had only briefly met once when they were both children. Michael Bay has BANNED Shia from any film he ever makes including the Transformers series after suffering through his grossly unprofessional and turdy behavior during filming of Transformers I. Brad Pitt, another really nice and well respected guy has also stated he will walk off a film if he so much as suspects Shia will be a part of it. During the filming of Fury, Shia was totally psychotic, cutting his own face every day and pulling out one of his own teeth with a pair of pliers. Brad reports that Shia had everyone terrified and avoided him like the plague. Pitt finally punched the little turd out when he wouldn't stop playing with a machine gun(real gun, fired blanks). The barrel of course was very hot after several minutes of non-stop firing and Shia smacked Pitt in the face with it "accidently" burning the older actor's face, requiring medical attention. put all of that together with his downright lunatic behavior in public and you have one smelly turd. It's only a matter of time before he self-destructs completely. -- Submitted By: (spacer) on November 13, 2014, 7:01 am - (1 votes) - Login to Vote

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Madonna - Music Groups
shanequia, you probaly don't even know what you're saying regarding Materia... -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:59 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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IMDB - Websites
I just read some of Friedrich Feurstein's comments, and noted that he was in something, but nom Chubby Rain, he's not famous (a point that he made..). I post on IMDB.com as gcarras and get into some fun scrapes with trolls (on the Justin Bieber board, for instance...) -- Submitted By: (PokeyJHorse) on November 13, 2014, 12:54 am - (0 votes) - Login to Vote

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