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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - TV Shows
"This is Bill Cosby comin' atcha with music and fun, and if you're not careful you may learn something before it's done....Hey Hey Hey!" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 9:26 pm

Popeye - TV Shows
When Popeye was apparently living in a 2 bedroom ranch in the 'burbs, it was time to hang it up -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:42 pm

Arlen Specter - Celebrities
Leaving the GOP? good riddance and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you farking RINO. Take Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins with you. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:35 pm

Kimbo Slice - Celebrities
What's bigger, his shoe size or IQ? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:31 pm

Terrell Owens - Celebrities
He is the only other person on my list of "Athletes I Wish A Career Ending Injury On" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:29 pm

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
"I'll get you, my pretty! and your little dog too!" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:27 pm

John Belushi - Celebrities
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:25 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
"I did not...have sexual relations...with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky" (finger wag) -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:21 pm

AOL - Random Topics
Training wheels for the internet, if you could actually use it instead of "loading artwork" for 30 minutes with your 14.4 modem -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 8:17 pm

Waltons, The - TV Shows
Took 2 much Ambien & dreamed I was on a sub circa 1940's on a mission led by David Hedison & Richard Basehart 2 desroy a Japanese Naval port/base & we got pinged by enemy sonar & John boy is there with all the livestock from the farm/mill. Wow -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 7:56 pm

If you want a good idea of what southern California looked like in 1977 during the "BIG" Drought, this is your show. I can only imagine how worse it has gotten with global warming. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 7:47 pm

Pokemon - TV Shows
I only watched Pokemon until the second season. I wasen't able to watch it for a while and when I could again, it was into the Orange Islands. I watched for a while and it was okay but it wasen't the same without Brock. When it went back into earlier second season episodes when Brock was there, I watched for a bit but then decided to stop because I knew his departure was coming up. While I did later learn Brock was coming back, by then I had lost interest. I never saw the first movie. The first season was special in a way. It was interesting seeing the Pokemon and locations from the games. There was a novelty to it. Yes, it was repetitive but as a comment on the old site mentioned, I think a lot of viewers wanted to see their favourite pokemon in the show and it was a treat getting to see them. Pokemon was a guilty pleasure for me. I was way too old for it yet I could still enjoy the show and yes, even root for Ash at times. Yes, him getting badges without really winning was annoying. It was sweet when he had to earn the badge on Cinnibar island. Pikachu is of course adorable, though making him ubber was annoying. Seeing him take out a Marowak in a single shot was pure malarkey. Saying Ash is now some sort of Demigod (ie, the whole idea that he's the only human that can use Aura (the Force more or less)) seems unnecessary, as does a lot of the more serious plot lines they're apparently using now IMO. Yes, they sort of did the whole "Ash as the chosen" one from Day one but still, I admit that after not watching it for a while, when people told me of how Ash was this and that, my reaction was along the lines of "Ash Ketchum? You're kidding right?" I guess they needed *something* to explain how Ash is able to have all these adventures and see all these things that apparently few other people ever get to see. Just saying "video game logic" would probably get far too many groans. But, I digress. If nothing else, I can still look back on that first season. Pokemon was still a novelty, there were "only" 151 Pokemon and each new Pokemon and city had a sense of discovery. Yes, Ash was far from a great protagonist but he was a decent person at heart and he had an innocence to him. It was fun seeing him bumble his way through his adventures. It was never the same when he (or more so Pikachu) dominated his opponents. And indeed, TR got annoying after a while. I indeed still like some of the Pokemon themselves. So, at least there's that. And despite the show's flaws, I'll still have decent memories of that first season (and into the Pokemon league) when it was still a novelty and was still largely light-hearted and meant for fun. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on July 14, 2009, 7:41 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music Groups
The problem here is that country music is quite conservative. I don't think it mattered who was President at the time, bad mouthing your country, while at war, and while standing on foreign soil is a big no no if you have a banjo strapped around your neck. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on July 14, 2009, 7:34 pm

Michael Jackson - Celebrities
Michael started boning regularly in the 90's and actually started hanging out with Mrs. Paul and the Gordon Fisherman due to his huge fish consumption. Just like Elvis before him, Michael's death was the best thing for his career. We didn't have to see a 70 year old Elvis and thank god we didn't have to see an old Michael either. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on July 14, 2009, 7:32 pm

Pac-Man - TV Shows
The sad thing is, it was such a simple game and yet they couldn't get the details right. Ghosts turning purple when a power pellet is eaten instead of turning blue, Sue being colored blue when she should be orange. Was Hanna-Barbera color blind? And the character designs sucked; why did everybody have to be wearing 1920s style hats? BTW, there was a Baby Pac-Man arcade game, but it was obscure and prone to breakdowns; few have survived to this day. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 14, 2009, 5:11 pm

Star Wars - Movie Series
You know, I was thinking... George Lucas builds Skywalker Ranch; goes nuts. Michael Jackson builds Neverland Ranch; goes nuts. It seems to me that building an isolated vanity ranch is an automatic fish-boning. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 14, 2009, 5:05 pm

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
Yes, the Smurfs movie actually predates the US TV series. I imported a DVD of it from France. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on July 14, 2009, 4:58 pm

Charlie's Angels - TV Shows
Great riff today on HOWARD STERN about what a fish boning POS Charlie was towards those girls on the show- they put their lives at risk and he was a total jackass at the end of every episode- Charlie that is, anyway, I had forgotten how condescending that Charlie was- Boned the Fish with his comments! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 14, 2009, 4:17 pm

Murphy Brown - TV Shows
Oh dear lord this show was horrible. I don't even know who the father of Murphy's kid was, and the sad part is I think that was the whole point! She might as well have just gone on Maury and trotted out a parade of guys to see who was the "baby daddy". -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 14, 2009, 4:03 pm

Alias - TV Shows
After they did away with SD-6, all the tension of the double agent life was gone. That made the show. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 3:21 pm

Mary Tyler Moore Show - TV Shows
What's interesting here is that Betty White played Sue Ann Nivens as a proto-Martha Stewart years before few outside Mrs. Stewart's family had heard of her. Moreover, she played the character as an outrightly evil but still comedic person who used her veneer of domesticity to entrap her intended prey! Ironically, she debuted as the arch-rival to the closest previous nemesis Phyllis (Cloris Leachman) so those two were never able to unite. Good thing, or else everyone else would have been annihilated! Ted tried but he was simply too much of a buffoon to do any real damage until the ironic last episode. Although Sue Ann and Lou could always be counted on for good laughs, the show just never was as fun after Rhoda left for New York. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 14, 2009, 11:42 am

BEATLES, The - Music Groups
Whether you like or dislike The Beatles, to deny that they changed the face of rock music is ignorant and disingenuous. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 11:21 am

New York Yankees - Random Topics
The Yankees and their fans seem to think that it is divine providence or their birthright that they get a World Series ring every year, 'cauese they paid for it. Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18 -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 14, 2009, 11:11 am

Gunsmoke - TV Shows
In spite of the fact that even in its heyday, it often seemed to be as exciting as "Dragnet", the show somehow endured for 20 Seasons. Virtually the only interesting aspect of the show was that the otherwise straight-arrow Marshall Matt had a longstanding 'friendship' with a single woman who wore silk petticoats and heavy makeup outside outside her bedroom who happened to own the town's saloon and live in luxury in a large apartment above it. Back in those days (and in that locale), those factors would have spelled out that she would have been 'a woman of relaxed morals'(and relationships between frontier lawmen and prostitutes were hardly unknown or secret in that era) - yet she and Matt would only be shown giving each other alluring smiles and she would be seen kissing him just once. Unfortunately Amanda Blake got bored with the pivotal role of Miss Kitty and decided to leave the show after 19 years even though she was by now clearly middle-aged and no one could think of her as anything but Miss Kitty and her post"Gunsmoke" acting career was virtually non-existant. Matt occasionally would flirt with female guest stars the last season but it was rather half-hearted at best and no one was sad or surprised when the show finally gasped its last the very next season. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 14, 2009, 9:22 am

Galactica 1980 - TV Shows
Ana Alicia's acting improved but she couldn't save it even if she went back 2 up to the Galactica -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 9:10 am

Battlestar Galactica 2004 - TV Shows
The first episode was crazy w/ Red spinal columns, they shoulda just changed it to a diff. series called Battlecrotch Galactica. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 9:07 am

Three's Company - TV Shows
Jack,Jack I hear you in there, Open up Jack & you better not have a girl in there w/u! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 8:59 am

Dance Fever - TV Shows
Solid tight gold dancers! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 8:52 am

Celebrity Fit Club - TV Shows
Loved Willie Aames when he went psycho on those 2 marines Busey and the instructor! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 8:50 am

Unhappily Ever After - TV Shows
Bob Goldthwait as a stuffed bunny only the show's star can hear? Sure, it didn't work for The Flintstones, but what could possibly go wrong? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:30 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV Shows
The first season was good, showed promise. Galactica 1980? if you gave me the choice between watching that and hitting my face with a 2X4, I'll take the 2X4, less painful. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:22 pm

Hope & Faith - TV Shows
Not too bad of a show considering the casting of He-Who's- Name-Shall-Not-Be-Spoken. Some genuine chemistry between the leads. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:18 pm

According to Jim - TV Shows
Jim Belushi is as grating as a dull toothache, but Courtney Thorne-Smith? Rawwr! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:15 pm

Flintstones, The - TV Shows
Little Green Alien back in the Stone Age that only Fred can see? Nope, that little gem sure doesn't scream "We're Out Of Ideas"! Riiight. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:07 pm

Highlander - Movie Series
OK I just saw the MADHOUSE Studio's Highlander feature film Japanese Animation- WOW. check this out, it a worthy remake of the highlander saga. Unboned with this cartoon. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 13, 2009, 8:26 pm

Xena: Warrior Princess - TV Shows
Did Xena as Ms. Thermopolis lose the Ms. Universe Contest 2 a man? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:54 pm

Land of the Lost - TV Shows
When NBA stars Kelli Tripukea & Bill lamebeer moonlight as Sleestaks the ecomonomy musta been in a slump. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:40 pm

Happy Days - TV Shows
Can't wait 4 the Joanie loves Chaichi Blu-ray 2 come out. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:28 pm

Charlie's Angels - TV Shows
Cheryll was equal 2 Farrah, Jackilyn was equal to Tanya & Kate was equal 2 Shelley -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:23 pm

Celebrity Rehab - TV Shows
Pull jeff Conway's string and hear, "Iwas Big time, or I was on Taxi, or I was in Greasssse." -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:12 pm

Murphy Brown - TV Shows
Are men not supposed to have a backbone? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:07 pm

Otherworld - TV Shows
Loved Gina & Trace murdering all the Beatles songs with a synth style- was d definitely different! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:04 pm

Invisible Man (2000 TV series), The - TV Shows
The Fatman & his budget , was this really the president of Scifi Chanell? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 7:01 pm

Sliders - TV Shows
Quinns female version of himself was a great episode!! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:58 pm

Wiseguy - TV Shows
Agent X and the Illuminatti episodes were good what ever happened to those. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:56 pm

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - TV Shows
Nurse Ratchet is makin out with Gul Dukat-Sick! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:52 pm

Magnum P.I. - TV Shows
That little voice in my head told me,"Chrissy there is something great about this show, Adventure, freedom, comraderie and oh yeah Tom Selleck is from Michigan!" -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:50 pm

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
AHA!!! I KNEW I wasn't imagining things! Here's the proof that the Smurfs movie actually existed, and that Johann and Peewee were heavily involved! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074539/ -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 6:49 pm

Ultraman - TV Shows
Loved the Gamacochura Monster that ate up all the pearls in Japan and how Hoshi was bowing to Gamacochura praying Please dont eat all the pearls , Please save some for me.. Funny stuff! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:45 pm

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
George Clooney really brought the level up, even that butt ugly Eddie did too. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:37 pm

Facts of Life, The - TV Shows
Blair with a joint was wild & Tootie with a bong, but Natalie saying she was deflowered, ahh yeah right, that was truly Nightmarish. & Joe had a crush on Blair or that was the other way round until the helmet came off. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:36 pm

Eight Is Enough - TV Shows
Adam Rich overacts ulcer from eating pizza for a week was where it boned. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:21 pm

JumptheShark.com - Websites
I remember the Best comment on the old JTS I read was some New Yorker complaining about Adam Rich of Eight is Enough & wanting to knock his Coke Head out of Shea Stadium. What was ur favorite? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:15 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
The T'Pol character was well written and opened up a demographic for all women viewers. Loved the ep. her mother TaPowu went back 2 the Earth in 1955 Like Back to the Future.! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:08 pm

Battlestar Galactica 2004 - TV Shows
Tricia Helfer & Katey Know how ta Fight and act! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:02 pm

Hawaii Five-O - TV Shows
When Low Fat didn't murder the wimpy dude who later screwed up Fat from getting the 100 dollar couterfeit plates. Very uncharecteristic of Wo. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 5:57 pm

Rob Zombie - Celebrities
Wait, Rob Zombie has solo work??? Who knew??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:45 pm

Kid Rock - Music Groups
Kid Rock just needs to pick a direction and go with it instead of trying to be this rocker/rapper/country guy all in one. Hell, his songs all sound about the same no matter what he tries to be anyway. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:44 pm

Green Day - Music Groups
IMO (and some other people's apparently) "Time Of Your Life" BTF because it was a ballad, and any time a band who rocks does a ballad it signals a seismic shift to suckitude. I still remember the first time I heard it, I kept expecting the rock part to kick in and when it didn't I was like, "What??? You mean that was IT???" -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:42 pm

Twisted Sister - Music Groups
"Stay Hungry" ROCKED!!! Then Twisted Sister just totally fell off the map after that, to the point where I literally didn't even know they'd made any more albums. I kinda assumed they must have, but I never heard about them. Then I saw Dee Snider "acting" in some crappy movies later on. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:35 pm

No Doubt - Music Groups
It didn't take long for Gwen Stefani to hog the spotlight so completely the rest of the group might as well have just been some studio band. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:31 pm

Michael Jordan - Celebrities
I could overlook it when he decided he had to try out baseball in his mid 30s. I guess any of us would temporarily lose our minds if our dad was murdered. But there was absolutely, positively NO excuse for whatever he was attempting to do with the Wizards. I just pretend that never happened. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:28 pm

Pacific Blue - TV Shows
Mario Lopez sure 'bones" a lot of hot chicks for a guy whose career has been in the toilet since "Saved By The Bell". -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:20 pm

Ram Jam - Music Groups
"Black Betty" ROCKED! It doesn't sound like it was from '77 though, more of an early 70s sound to it. I can't believe Ram Jam is even listed here, since I never heard another song from them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:19 pm

Rock Hudson - TV Shows
I remember hearing that Rock Hudson was really gay when I was a kid, prompting me to ask my parents what that meant. Man, was *that* an awkward moment! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:16 pm

Moody Blues, The - Music Groups
If I hear "Tuesday Afternoon" in that one ad with the aquarium one more time... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:15 pm

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
Did anybody actually see the Smurfs MOVIE with Johann and Peewee in it? I swear I'm not making this up. It actually did happen. I think part of it took place on a ship, with Peewee moaning nonstop about how sick he was. Seriously. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:13 pm

Billy Mays - Celebrities
Somebody needed to have the guts to vote Day 1, and I decided it might as well be me. I'm sorry he died, but that doesn't mean he was suddenly any less annoying in life. And I'm tired of seeing people pretend it did. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:09 pm

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends - TV Shows
I actually remember that X-Man episode with Wolverine getting his claws stuck. That's really the only thing I remember about it. They really made Wolvie look like a goof there, even by 80s Saturday morning cartoon standards. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:07 pm

Thundarr the Barbarian - TV Shows
DEMON DOGS!!! LORDS OF LIGHT!!! Was this cartoon *extremely* derivative? Absolutely. Is it better than 95% of the cartoons today? Absolutely. And Ariel was a total BABE! You know the "real" reason why she was with Thundarr ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:05 pm

Mr. T - Celebrities
What about us thinkers who could just take him or leave him? Save your pity for another party! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 13, 2009, 2:41 pm

Gunsmoke - TV Shows
The Queen of Grunge who couldn't act her way out of a wet diaper played a mute little hillbilly girl the worst two part episode of this series. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 13, 2009, 1:57 pm

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
Unlike a lot of commentors so far, I didn't mind the Smurflings ... I thought it was kinda cool when they picked up the Smurf band's instruments, started jamming out, and ended up sounding better than the grown-ups! I also didn't mind Johann. He was a decent addition to the cast, even though he was probably just a "token human straight man." The fish-boner was Peewee, and especially his singing. Peewee is Scrappy-Doo in human form with unmanageable blond hair AND he can't carry a tune in a hermetically sealed paint can! Nothing more need be said. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 7:01 am

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
I don't like to speak ill of the recently departed, but Johnny Depp's portayal of Willy Wonka was so creepily similar to Michael Jackson in his "pedophile on trial" days that it was extremely off-putting. On top of that, the movie was a snoozer. Gene Wilder still owns the Willy Wonka role - accept no substitutes. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 6:50 am

REO Speedwagon - Music Groups
REO Speedwagon still rocks!! But I'd like to know what possessed them to allow the punk band The Donnas to make that GOD-AWFUL cover of "Keep on Loving You." IMO, that's not a BTF moment, but it does represent some fish-headed thinking. Or maybe money-motivated? Anyway, if you haven't heard that cover, consider yourself fortunate: The lead singer sounds like she's simultaneously half asleep, about to puke, and stuck in the bathroom going through some SERIOUS intestinal distress. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 6:38 am

Mr. T - Celebrities
I pity the fool who doesn't love Mr. T -- Submitted By: (galacticemu) on July 12, 2009, 10:03 pm

Wonder Woman - TV Shows
I'm glad I was apparently too young to see this Dawn Lyn person everyone keeps raving about. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:35 pm

Brett Favre - Celebrities
DOWN WITH FAVRE FOREVER!!! JUST GO AWAY!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:34 pm

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV Shows
I love the fact that there's not a single vote for "never boned". That says it all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:31 pm

Michael Moore - Celebrities
I think Michael Moore was the one who REALLY masterminded 911. There's just as much proof of that as there is that Bush was. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:11 pm

Babe - Movie Series
Just because you have a good movie DOES NOT mean the story will carry over. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 12, 2009, 6:15 pm

REO Speedwagon - Music Groups
If I have to hear "Can't Fight This Feeling" one more time on my oldies stations. . . -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:53 am

Lost in Space - TV Shows
Anyone else wish they'd have dumped Dr. Smith on the first asteroid they came to? From saboteur at the beginning to cartoonish coward after they got to that first moon, there was really no good reason to keep him around! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:50 am

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Although I think pre-1946 "Gasoline Alley" close, I have to agree that Sparky outdid everyone else with this strip! Reading the almost 5 decades worth is as close as one can get to reading the Bible in a comic strip in that there's so many unexpected twists, turns, dramas, philosophies,laughs, reflections in addition to the rules! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:47 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
A wise man said "It's George Lucas' toy, he only lets us play with it" Episodes V and III are the best of the series. Never boned, Never will -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 12, 2009, 9:30 am

Michael Moore - Celebrities
Why does anybody pay attention to this communist gasbag? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 12, 2009, 9:24 am

STYX - Music Groups
"Kilroy Was Here" was the death knell for the band, but "Just Get Through This Night" was the best song on the album and classic Styx. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:55 pm

Kid Rock - Music Groups
He looks like he'd be sticky if I touched him and the tooth gnashingly banal "All Summer Long" makes my ears bleed. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:48 pm

Al Gore - Celebrities
A sanctimonious jerk who propagates the myth of "Global Warming" so he can line his pockets selling the idiotic voodoo Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free cards AKA "Carbon Credits" A pox on his house -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:42 pm

Brett Favre - Celebrities
As a lifelong Packers fan and a former Favre apologist, this latest move to the Vikings has me finally saying, "Get over yourself you f-ing Prima Donna" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:34 pm

Hip hop music - Random Topics
Problem is "Hip Hop" and "Music" were used in the same sentence. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:19 pm

MoveOn.org - Websites
Seeing as they wanted us to "Move On" from the antics of Philanderer-In-Chief William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, it is ironic that they never could "Move On" from the fact that the sanctimonious jackhole Al Gore lost in 2000 -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:16 pm

Yardbirds, The - Music Groups
They came damn close to jumping with the "Little Games" album, but between morphing into Led Zeppelin and reincarnating as Box of Frogs, and giving Page, Clapton and Jeff Beck to the world, They've earned a lifetime exemption. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:09 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie Series
Gene Wilder owns the role of Willy Wonka, Johnny Depp playing it like a creepy pedophile and adding all the superfluous sub-plots ruined the movie -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:02 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
I'm beginning to wonder if there's a support group out there for this performer's unfans. If not, maybe one should be formed! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 6:52 pm

Pac-Man - TV Shows
Agreed. The cartoon was a day one boning. Like you said, Marcus, you can't make a cartoon out of an arcade game like this. The other reason is that it changed the storyline of the arcade game. I know some people may be thinking, "What do you mean, it changed the storyline? All he's doing is eating pellets and avoiding ghosts in the arcade!" But that's just it. He's eating Pellets. He's avoiding the ghosts. There is no darth vader-looking guy ruling over the ghosts. There is no Pac-baby, and there are no Pac-pets (or whatever they're called). It's hard to get cartoons based on video games right, even if the storyline of the game can fit within a cartoon series. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 11, 2009, 2:53 pm

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random Topics
Possibly the best comic strip of all time. You're a good man, Charles Schultz. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 11, 2009, 2:06 pm

Montel Williams Show, The - TV Shows
When he urged the mother of a 10-year-old rape victim who came from an extremely dysfuctional snakepit of a family to have the 10-year-old keep the impending baby in her life instead of getting the even more innocent baby as far away from that snakepit as possible, I was DONE! He should have urged them get the girl into intensive counselling every single day if she missed her baby but what baby deserves to have ANY of that in their life?! Never could watch a second of him after that! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:56 am

Smurfs, The - TV Shows
Actually, I thought Johann was cool- kind of like I'd have like to have imagined myself being had I been a parentless, ambitious kid in the Middle Ages! Unfortunately, he had to be stuck with the whiny, annoying, useless Peehuit (whatever the faux-French spelling was)! Still, Johann was brave and worked hard to try to be an apprentice knight (and possible future boyfriend to Princess Sabina) and I think had he not been stuck with Scrabby Doo. .er Peehuit, he'd have not needed to be bailed out by Smurfs over and over again. Of course, when they dumped them and brought on the saccharine Smurflings, I was DONE! By then, I was too old for Saturday morning cartoons anyway. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:48 am

Partridge Family, The - TV Shows
Funny draft theory, Chrissy M! However; had Mr. Partidge lived he'd have been way too old for the US military to have considered worth drafting . However; it would have made an interesting episode had this issue come up for Keith but I think "The Partridge Family" maintained the usual de rigeur sitcom silence re the existance of the Vietnam War- even though it was supposed to be a quasi-semi countercultural show! I mean, unless they came upon Norman Lear shows, alien beings/future archaelogists would have NO idea the Vietnam War ever happened were they to base their findings on US sitcoms of that era. Not a bad idea about Mr. Partridge being on "The A-Team" - if only because Danny was far more strategically conniving than the rest of the clan and he certainly didn't get it from Shirley so he'd have had to have gotten from somewhere! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:39 am


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