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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Ernie Kovacks Show, The - TV Shows
The man was WAY ahead of his time. Not only was he a great television comedy innovator - his stuff is STILL funny. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on January 14, 2010, 5:59 pm

House of the Dead - Movie Series
This mess of a movie series is NOTHING like the games I knew and loved. Story and game characters are thrown out for bad teen plot and awful characters. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on January 14, 2010, 5:19 pm

Jay Leno - Celebrities
TMZ has reported that Jay has officially stolen The Tonight Show from Conan. Anybody going to believe Jay's "nice guy" act now? -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 14, 2010, 4:44 pm

Seth McFarlane - Celebrities
Don't believe he entered a pact with Satan yet? Seth is working on a FOURTH show for FOX. http://ifmagazine.com/new.asp?article=9151 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 14, 2010, 3:12 pm

Now and Again - TV Shows
This was a GREAT show that was canceled way too soon. Good action, interesting and poignant. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on January 14, 2010, 1:24 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV Shows
I'm a long time Star Trek fan dating back to the 70's (my Dad turned me on to Star Trek) and I actually liked Star Trek: Enterprise. However, I do believe it could have been written more carefully and better (particularly in the first 3 seasons). My biggest pet peeve with the show was it's continuous reliance on multi-episode story arcs. Hard to win new fans, when you practically have to see the show from the beginning of the season (or worse the previous season) to know whats going on. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 11:49 am

Love Boat - TV Shows
I think the worst moment of this show was the episode where they had a bunch of old Broadway stars guesting as passengers and, yeeeees, there were musical numbers. Then suddenly, Gopher started singing some romantic song to one of the guests- and I freaking left the room. I never watched another episode. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 11:42 am

Walker, Texas Ranger - TV Shows
Well, sometimes they were in Fort Worth too. My wife used to watch this show every week and I'd sit next to her and (as previously suggested) MST3K it at every opportunity. She was never amused. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 10:53 am

Get a Life - TV Shows
Truly one of the funniest shows ever. It turned the idea of the warm and fuzzy family sitcom totally on its head. I completely agree that the decision to move Chris out of his parents house and into Brian Doyle Murray's character's garage was not quite the best move, but the show was still funny regardless (in fact, in the moving episode, as I recall, Chris wanted to move back in with his folks but he couldn't because his mom & dad had filled his room with cement. Classic!!). -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 10:39 am

Star Blazers - TV Shows
Yeah. It was pretty much over for me when Capt. Avatar, Derek and the gang got the "Cosmo DNA" (or whatever it was called) and saved the Earth. I tried to watch the Comet Empire episodes, but just couldn't get into it. That Desslock was a cool villain though! -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 10:17 am

Ropers, The - TV Shows
The characters were a mildly amusing side gag on Three's Company (even though it was always the same shtick with them every week), but even as a kid, I knew these characters were not strong enough to carry their own show. -- Submitted By: (Friedrich_Feuerstein) on January 14, 2010, 10:09 am

Addams Family, The - TV Shows
Well ahead of its' time. I watched this show when I was a kid (in the 60's) - it has never lost its' humor value. Simply, the best. -- Submitted By: (hbrennan) on January 14, 2010, 6:20 am

Tonight Show, The - TV Shows
Agreed. I would love to know how Leno did what he did to get the job to begin with. I would love it within a year or two, the Tonight Show dies off due to Leno's greed and such. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 14, 2010, 1:20 am

Scary Movie - Movie Series
I think the 1st SM was 10/10, the 2nd SM was 8/10, the 3rd SM was 6/10 and the 4th SM was 3/10. It just declined after the awesome 1st movie. They took away the Wayans Bros. (and other actors/actresses that made the 1st 2 movies good) and added some random ppl and made it less funny. -- Submitted By: (LauDor08) on January 13, 2010, 11:38 pm

Tonight Show, The - TV Shows
Jay Leno is a disgrace- he sold out Carson, Letterman, and now Conan O'Brien. How this talentless fish loving hack has wormed his humourless way around NBC is amazing. Pass some slaw and vinegar to this show, it's done- go back to Ripping off Stern Leno! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 13, 2010, 6:40 pm

George and Junior - TV Shows
This had no time to bone. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 13, 2010, 5:59 pm

Robocop - Movie Series
The sad thing with 2 is you change a few things around with the storyline (like making the old man who ran the company go senile instead of all of a sudden being evil, as one big example), and it would of been a way better movie. Hopefully, if they do make this new Robocop like I have been hearing, they do a much better job with it if they plan on making 2 or more Robocop movies -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 13, 2010, 5:29 pm

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy - TV Shows
This show is completely bogus and overrated. Many times I wondered if these guys really were homosexual 'cause in several episodes they really seemed to be enjoying looking at women and I don't recall them ever checking out the guys they were helping. -- Submitted By: (Acobjum) on January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm

World Series of Poker, The - Random Topics
Now granted, I like playing poker from time to time, but the popularity of it, and the way poker has turned into what it is now. It's almost like some Beer League skater, or some Work Place Baseball player all of a sudden getting a NHL or MLB contract just because they, the player, thinks they can be good. Yeah, you do have one of these types that are actually good, and comes up with a big win, but its surge in popularity, and all these people who think they could play boned it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 13, 2010, 4:59 pm

Shrek - Movie Series
exactly if their is a fifth i am pickiting the studio -- Submitted By: (NanaOsakifan200) on January 13, 2010, 4:38 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
\"The purpose of Newspeak was not only to provide a medium of expression for the world-view and mental habits proper to the devotees of Ingsoc, but to make all other modes of thought impossible.\" - 1984 (Nineteen Eighty-Four) -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on January 13, 2010, 6:47 am

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
I think saying Conan got screwed over is an understatement. If he stays on NBC, ok, I will applaud him for his loyalty, but the way NBC just treated Conan with the whole Leno deal, he has every right to walk. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 12, 2010, 7:10 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Recently Channel 4 did the 20 Greatest TV Shows of the Noughties... and The Simpsons was in the top ten, and yet the various Z-list celebrities and talking heads kept saying how the quality has declined but the better earlier stuff ensures its place on the list. The funny thing is The Simpsons seem to be keeping a tight reign on their copyrights (hence episodes deleted from youtube), and it might not have helped that the interviews were pretty negative about the show, but they didn't seem to be allowed to use any actual footage to demonstrate either points about the quality of the golden age, or the current creative slump. All they could show was clips from the Bartman music video. -- Submitted By: (Tanlee) on January 12, 2010, 5:20 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
Conan's going to walk. Good for him. NBC really screwed him over. It's going to be the shortest Tonight Show tenure ever. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 12, 2010, 4:16 pm

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
It's official now. Leno is going to 11.30. They are negotiating with Conan and Jimmy right now. I wouldn't blame Conan for leaving to FOX. They said they would be happy to get him on board. The man just got a new set and moved! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 11, 2010, 5:17 am

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
Well I think its just popular enough, and still enough of a money maker that it gives FOX that good enough excuse to keep it on. Any other show, like King of the Hill, and its already taken off. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 11, 2010, 4:08 am

Led Zeppelin - Music Groups
I voted NEVER! even though John's death put a damper on the project. Is there some twitter troll pushing the wrong button? -- Submitted By: (GJ) on January 10, 2010, 9:11 pm

Yahoo! - Websites
Yahoo was an important site my family and I visited for searching back in the 90s, but when the page became cluttered with embarassing news reports and useless features, combined with my love for all things Google, I've thrown in the towel for Yahoo! -- Submitted By: (SVN) on January 10, 2010, 8:52 pm

BoneTheFish.com - Websites
Thank you for creating this website! I like laughing at peoples' rants about TV shows and more! It's too bad "The Scottish Site" went away, and that guilty website still hasn't done anything after a whole year! (And my favorite page? "Live Action Network" [Cartoon Network], of course! "Nick" was the old site; LAN [CN] is this one!) -- Submitted By: (SVN) on January 10, 2010, 8:49 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
I just finished watching the Simpsons 20th anniversary special. I only caught the last half hour but almost all of the highlights they showed were from the golden years between 1992 and 1997. Interesting that was what they chose to show. Makes you wonder who is keeping it on. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

Patrick Stewart - Celebrities
I caught a sample of his one-man show. Imagine him doing an entire play all by himself, all the characters, and you only see the story and not the gymnastics. More skill than all the casts of all the amateur productions I've had to sit through, and even a Shakespearean accent that doesn't sound phony. -- Submitted By: (GJ) on January 10, 2010, 8:44 pm

Zac Efron - Celebrities
he probably is i hope i never see him in another movie -- Submitted By: (NanaOsakifan200) on January 10, 2010, 6:58 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
lol i stopped taking it seriously at the "shining in the sun part" i mean WTF??? -- Submitted By: (NanaOsakifan200) on January 10, 2010, 6:54 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
Marcus, I would assume that Super Mario World is part of the series. I think since then it has been hard to tell what is part of the series since there is so much change to it. That is why I think the franchise should just be retired. As far as the pipe to Democrat's faces, I can forgive that. You are entitled to your opinion as am I. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 10, 2010, 5:52 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Swanpride, you are free to discard all of your modern possessions and live off the land, this would help ease the burden the rest of us evil modern people are having on your global warming beliefs. And again, I say beliefs because since it has been exposed that many of this studies are falsified and contrary evidence has been squashed, or hidden that global warming caused by man is a theory just like any other, now with the stink of controversy wafting it's slaw and vinegar smell over the whole thing! WHen the ice age hits us, we can share an igloo together! Cheers! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 10, 2010, 2:17 pm

Hills, The - TV Shows
It's not reality TV it's scripted. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 10, 2010, 1:12 pm

Jersey Shore - TV Shows
No this is another dark side. I haven't seen one episode but only some promos and interviews with the cast. Maybe I am just being hopeful but I think (some) of the cast are dumbing themselves down to get on TV. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 10, 2010, 1:06 pm

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
When I got on the site minutes ago, the count for "Never Boned" was up to 1410. Now, it's up to 1413. Cease and decist or I'll completely destroy your computer and scream in your ear: If you're not mentally ill, Bruce Springsteen is Jewish!!!!" -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 12:30 pm

Hillary Clinton - Celebrities
If those who voted "Never Boned" aren't a bunch of assholes, Luther Vandross was a British singer!!!! Hillary Clinton is EVIL!! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 12:08 pm

Video Games - Random Topics
Not only is it true that video games boned the fish, but it's quite obvious. By voting that it didn't bone the fish, you're an idiot or ignorant person who THINKS he's entitled to his opinion. But I say your opinion is WRONG. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 11:53 am

Red Lobster - Random Topics
Their seafood is not fresh and tastes TERRIBLE! I wouldn't recommend this place. Rather, I would recommend Legal Sea Foods (chain) or The Barking Crab (located in Boston and Newport, Rhode Island). -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 11:49 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
What good is he?!?!?! If you vote "Never Boned" and don't post a comment explaining why, you are a severely mentally retarded person. Don't you know Barack Obama is evil????!!!! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 11:35 am

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
MCS, Super Mario Land takes place after Super Mario Bros. So does that make Super Mario Land part of the series? Also, please forgive me for my "lead pipe to Democrats" facet. I also posted it partially out of anger, and I now regret it. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on January 10, 2010, 11:13 am

Dallas Cowboys - Random Topics
Reason #5 can kiss itself goodbye. "Haven't won a playoff game since.....2010!!" THE STREAK IS SNAPPED! Go Cowboys!!!!!!!! -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on January 10, 2010, 9:55 am

ShamWow - Random Topics
I'm not, MCS. They leave me saying WOW every time. :-P -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on January 10, 2010, 9:53 am

My Big Fat Greek Life - TV Shows
I could only think of one movie (and maybe there might be one or two others that I cant think of at the moment) that was actually successful as a television show, that being M*A*S*H. Why so many people think a movie could equal a good television series more times than not, I dont know. Guess some execs gotta whore out the product and squeeze every last penny out of it. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 10, 2010, 9:10 am

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
What MCS said. If it wasnt for Football and Black Friday, Thanksgiving would be nothing more than a blip on the holiday radar. I just wish some people could enjoy Thanksgiving first before even thinking about Christmas. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 10, 2010, 9:06 am

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
And if that ends up happening, I would not blame Conan O'Brien if he wanted to go to Fox, which I have heard about. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 10, 2010, 9:03 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Again, I am aware that those changes can happen and have happend in the past, but not this extreme (at least not since the ice age). The melting polcaps are a problem, and that they are melting is a sad fact. And that is only one aspect of the problems the clima change brings. In california, the time for fires begins one day earlier and ends one day later every year. In Asia there are one flood after another. In africa they fight the droughts. In Germany there are suddenly more and more storms (which is not normal for this part of europe). And at places where nobody is prepared for something like that is suddenly gets really cold. Just because you are not affected (yet) does not mean that is doesn't exist. Yes, the weather was allways unpredictable, and we will never be able to change this. But that is no reason to blissfully destroy our enviroment. No money can pay for the air I have to breath. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on January 10, 2010, 7:21 am

My Big Fat Greek Life - TV Shows
That "Big Fat Greek" obsession got so annoying. Does anyone else hate it when movie titles or parts of them become annoying catch phrases? Think of things like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Titanic. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 7:39 pm

CSI Miami - TV Shows
last show was bad -- Submitted By: (Freword) on January 9, 2010, 4:42 pm

CSI NY - TV Shows
Jumped last season -- Submitted By: (Freword) on January 9, 2010, 4:41 pm

Charlie Rose - TV Shows
I love watching this show. The format is great, the black background and the silence of the studio. I like his interview style. He is not some obnoxious jerk like so many other interviewers on other channels. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:39 pm

Super Mario Bros. - Random Topics
Marcus, what difference does it make if Super Mario World is called Super Mario 4 or not? If you read the little story in the booklet it states that it takes place after Super Mario 3. Regardless of that, I think the series just kind of fizzled out after Super Mario World. They came up with all of these ridiculous games with Mario as a baby and Paper Mario, and all of those to where Mario is like a caricature for Nintendo. I think that realistically he was an 80s icon that should probably just be retired. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:27 pm

Thanksgiving - Random Topics
Thanksgiving should just be called Christmas: The Prequel. It is hardly thought of as a holiday in the least bit. The only thing you hear about with Thanksgiving is the football games (which I'm not complaining about) and the Black Friday sales. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:23 pm

Timon & Pumbaa - TV Shows
Timon and Pumbaa were great as secondary characters in the Lion King. Then when the sequels came out they had to put them front and center. Then they had to give them a TV show. All of this actually comes close to taking away from their appeal in the movie. That's why you have to watch the Lion King, like every Disney movie but The Rescuers, and treat it as if it were a standalone film. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:22 pm

Jersey Shore - TV Shows
Does this show mean there is going to be another obsession with Italy and things Italian like there was a few years ago? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:15 pm

Pirates - Random Topics
Why is pirates even on here? Didn't anyone pass junior high history and know what pirates were (and are) really like? Do people not understand the Pirates of the Caribbean is a fictional movie (and fun ride)? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:15 pm

ShamWow - Random Topics
Is anyone else annoyed by their long commercials? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on January 9, 2010, 1:13 pm

Obesity - Random Topics
I heard there is a plate indicating when you eat too fast. It also monitors portion size. I looked it up and it is true. Seriously? I know obesity is a problem but this is too much. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 9, 2010, 11:52 am

Lie to Me - TV Shows
I agree his character is redundant I don't know why they added him to the show. I would like to see a crossover with House. It would be interesting to see how Lightman and House would interact. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 9, 2010, 11:45 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Again- the weather is ALWAYS CHANGING, on a daily and long term basis. They stopped calling it global warming because that part of the agenda didnt go so well since it has been colder- now it's "climate change" since the weather is so random and wild- again, like it always has been. Has earth's climate and weather ever even stayed static? Oh yeah, it never has. Climate change is a new convenient way for agenda pushers and politicians to work to regulate people's lives and steal freedom from people. Hey the weather is warmer today, time to pass a new law/agenda... pass the slaw and vinegar while were at it- here's to the next oncoming ice age! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 9, 2010, 11:40 am

Jay Leno Show, The - TV Shows
Now the rumors are that Leno is moving back to 11.30 ?! -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 9, 2010, 11:29 am

Garfield Minus Garfield - Websites
Before this site I never realized how potentially crazy Jon could be, he seems like a clinically depressed, schizophrenic, delusional, suicidal man who needs a lot of therapy, and to me it seems a lot funnier as a result the current Garfield comics for the most part seem rather boring in comparison, like for instance in some strips he declares it to be the best day he's ever had with a big smile on his face and in the next panel he sitting in his chair crying, in panels where he's talking to or yelling at Garfield are especially funny because there is now no one there. A few of my favorite strips are when originally Garfield and Odie keep stealing his food and he screams when his food keeps disappearing and the last panel is of him being dragged off in a straight jacket saying "Food gone!, food all gone!" but in this strip he apparently forgets that he's eating the food and he looks back and forth repeatedly and screaming and being taken to an insane asylum, another one is where he's bored at New Years he develops this crazy look and invites the whole neighborhood to do the bunny hop with him only in this version he yells at his imaginary friends to party with him while hopping alone and telling "everyone" to join him while people look on, and when he's mad at Garfield and Odie saying they don't understand him and don't appreciate him but in this strip he's yelling at nothing. -- Submitted By: (comic_guy87) on January 9, 2010, 11:18 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Well, that's the reason why they are calling it clima change by now insteat of Global warming. I will try to explain: The problem is that the temperatur on the whole word gets higher...not by much, but gradualy more and more. This means NOT that it is warmer everywhere...quite the opposite. It is more that the clima at whole changes. Ie places like Middle Europe, where there used to be a mild winter and a cold summer, suddenly get an ice winter and a very hot summer. Yes, we had very cold winters and very hot summers before...but not every freaking year! The mass of snow everybody is talking aboutat the moment is actually a sign FOR the clima change, not against it, like everybody seems to belive. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on January 9, 2010, 10:46 am

Birds of Prey - TV Shows
Guest starage was B list actors -Lori L. from Full House was the girls mother- ahhh. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on January 9, 2010, 7:49 am

House - TV Shows
House's Homage to JTS near the end of season 5 when he actually sets up some Hot Wheels with a long track 2 jump a Plastic Shark and Cuddy busts him was Classic and yet a BTF. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on January 9, 2010, 7:36 am

Twilight - Movie Series
oop, didnt notice that Blade was already mentioned -_- -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 9, 2010, 4:13 am

Jay Leno - Celebrities
Seth MacFarlane? A pact with Satan? Sorry Travoltron, you must be mistaken. Not only does Seth MacFarlane not believe in Satan (or anything religious, for that matter), he'll also go out of his way to publicly announce his denial of a God and degrade anybody who actually does believe to the point where he comes off as an intolerant jackass. See Family Guy and the Cleveland Show for examples. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on January 8, 2010, 7:09 pm

How I Met Your Mother - TV Shows
what the hell you mean niall patrick harris coming out ruined it? that has nothing to do with his acting if anything it makes it funnier that somebody whos gay plays such a womanizer. -- Submitted By: (Glenngodfather) on January 8, 2010, 4:28 pm

Jay Leno - Celebrities
The mass failure by moving the talentless Leno to 10 pm has shown what a hack he is. Bill Hicks did a great stand up comedy bit about "sucking satan's c***" about Vinalla Ice and MC Hammer servicing the dark lord for popularity- was Jay Leno far behind- enjoy the link...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 4:19 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
Indeed- Pennsylvania was hit with a large amount of OCTOBER snow this year. Warming indeed.... pass the slaw while we freeze.... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 4:09 pm

Jay Leno - Celebrities
This guy must have a similar pact with Satan to the one Seth MacFarlane has. His show fails miserably and NBC goes and gives him a better timeslot. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on January 8, 2010, 1:44 pm

Powerpuff Girls, The - TV Shows
I knew already that they are not the cute little innocent girls they appear to be. That's PPG's most well-known running gags. As for their love of violence, I recall one episode where there was a fraud pretending to be a superhero. Upon learning that he staged his rescues, they staged a monster attack. When the monster attacked him, he begged the girls to save him. They would...but first he had to confess to the people of Townsville that he was a fraud. When the monster was "defeated" and the people were all gone, the monster spoke to the girls (I think his name was Fred). When the conversation ended, one of the girls punched him. For no reason. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 8, 2010, 1:08 pm

Global warming - Random Topics
I live in a tropical climate, where it's usually as hot as Hell all year round. As I post this, it's gotten unseasonably COLD down here! Usually it gets cool down here in the winter, but right now, it's freezing! Chubby Rain posted in the Global Cooling topic about heavy snow...in October!! It wasn't even winter yet. That's the middle of fall! If the Earth is getting hotter, why is everything getting colder? Wouldn't global warming make things get HOT and not COLD? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on January 8, 2010, 12:35 pm

Twilight - Movie Series
JamesO: Twilight author Stephanie Meyer actually had an answer that made a lot of sense, when she was addressing a similar question (along the lines of why doesn't Edward go berserk with blood lust/thirst when it's Bella's time of the month). Meyer's answer was that vampires can only take nourishment from "live" blood, and the monthly supply you referred to isn't alive -- it's essentially dead debris being discarded, and therefore of no nutritional value (or culinary interest) to a vampire. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on January 8, 2010, 11:47 am

Twilight - Movie Series
PRLrulz: Blade's already been nominated as someone we'd like to see visit the "Twi-verse," along with Buffy and Van Helsing, and my vote's for Blade (as I suspect yours is). But I don't think the glittery emo crew could stand up to ANY vampire slayer we could think of from comics, TV, movies, or books. To add another candidate, Eben Oleson (Josh Hartnett's character from 30 Days of Night) could kick some serious butt in the Twi-verse. In fact, I'd be inclined to question whether the emo vamps could even survive a visit from Charley Brewster ("Fright Night"). -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on January 8, 2010, 11:38 am

King Kong - Movie Series
King Kong boned the fish with the 2005 remake - why did it have to be so darn long, especially in the beginning? In the theatre, my girlfriend fell asleep during the trip to the island, and I didn't wake her until 45 minutes later when they FINALLY got to the island. She asked if she missed anything, and I said not much. On the flip side, the action scenes on the island and back in NYC were awesome, albeit still a bit long. I had the impression that Peter Jackson used his "influence capital" from the LOTR movies to get the Director's Cut straight to the screen - there was quite a lot that could have waited to be put on the DVD as deleted scenes. Don't get me wrong: King Kong is a GREAT story; I just don't think it's got enough to make a decent three-hour film. Merian C. Cooper did just fine with 105 minutes, but when Peter Jackson went for three hours, he bloated it into a fish-boner. I'm not buying this one on DVD until they come out with a Special CONDENSED Edition. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on January 8, 2010, 11:17 am

New Coke - Random Topics
The **Diet** New Coke was actually pretty good, and an improvement on the old diet formula ... Diet New Coke had a cinnamon taste to it, so it didn't taste nearly as much like diet soda as Diet Coke did before. Messing with Classic Coke (as it's called now) was a colossal blunder, but they were onto something with the Diet New formula. I wouldn't mind seeing **that** one come back. (Ditto for Diet Coke with lemon.) -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on January 8, 2010, 11:05 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Sure, pollution is bad, and im all for a clean enviroment, but the entire history of earth, as has been said, it has heated up, and it has cooled down. Guaranteed that if the Earth was cooling, someone could spin it about pollution being the problem as well. -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 8, 2010, 6:43 am

Scientology - Random Topics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUjMz9-W2I .... another chilling recent $cientology video of an ex member speaking out. TV's Jason Beghe -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 6:27 am

Scientology - Random Topics
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f54/i-am-ex-scientologist-long-read-1107218/ ...... This discussion thread of an ex scientologist as well as $cientologists going after him has been going on for a few weeks, and is absolutelty fascinating if you want to see the truth of $cientology unmasked. Evil Fish Bones... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 6:25 am

King Kong - Movie Series
I have found that enjoy the different incarnations of the King Kong film- from the old B&W to the 2005 Peter Jackson CGI tour de force. King Kong has become a showpiece of SFX over the years and all of the renditions have their own appeal- never boned. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 6:22 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Maskdt- I'd like to correct you- it is "assumed" to be getting warmer on average. As more of the Global Warming truth comes out (faked results, emails etc.) it becomes more apparent that it is a profit driven enterprise with an agenda, and therefore cannot be trusted. And My "neighborhood" includes North America which is gripped by record cold and has had a year marked by extremly mild heat and extreme cold. The weather is always "changing" and has over thousands of years, I'm eager for when "global cooling" comes back in vogue like it was many years ago. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on January 8, 2010, 6:06 am

Global warming - Random Topics
Hey ChubbyRain: the planet as a whole is heating up. It's an average. While your little neighbourhood might seem unaffected, other places are getting noticeably hotter, droughts are getting worse and more frequent, deserts are expanding and ocean temperatures have risen. -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 8, 2010, 12:05 am

Atkins Diet, the - Random Topics
Dr. Atkins specialized in cardiac health. While his diet was good for your heart, it deprived the rest of your body (including your brain) of vital nutrients, not to mention the fact that a good chunk of our calories (the energy our bodies need survive and function) come from carbohydrates. -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 8, 2010, 12:03 am

Genesis - Music Groups
Actually, the first few albums after Gabriel carried on with the patented Genesis Progressive sound, especially "Trick Of The Tail" and "Wind And Wuthering". To me they slightly boned with "And Then There Were Three", a pretty weak album whose only claim to fame was "Follow You, Follow Me". But they de-boned with Duke, which to me was their last true prog album, albeit with a definite pop influence. But yes, once they recorded "Face Value" err, I mean "Abacab" they boned for good, with Phil Collins wielding the filet knife. -- Submitted By: (billdozer72) on January 7, 2010, 11:30 pm

Censorship - Random Topics
I propose an alternative to outright censorship: warnings and making it harder to get a hold of offensive products. It's not an outright ban, it'd just help to keep some of the more questionable things out of kids' reach. I personally am more likely to buy video games from a store that asks for ID when someone who may be (or obviously is) a minor wants to buy an "M" rated game. -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 7, 2010, 11:11 pm

Liberalism - Random Topics
Incoming flame war! -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 7, 2010, 11:06 pm

Rats - Random Topics
@swanpride: Ever hear of mosquitoes? Their death toll makes the rats' absolutely miniscule and there's jack all you can do to get rid of them. It's possible, although very expensive and resource-consuming, to get rid of rat populations, but mosquitoes are here to stay. -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 7, 2010, 11:03 pm

Swine Flu - Random Topics
I've had it. It sucks. It hit me much faster and harder than anything I've ever had before. The real danger with it is that it's highly contagious (spreads through the air whereas regular flu spreads through contact), hits faster and causes more severe symptoms. A healthy young person can fight it off; if you're very young, old or have a compromised immune system it can kill you very easily. As in, much more easily than regular flu. Since I can guarantee that, if you go out in public, you'll bump into someone who either fits one of those three categories or is in regular contact with someone who is, take precautions. You know, wash your hands thoroughly, don't rub your eyes right after touching a common area (such as stair banisters) and if you can get a vaccine for free, do so. A little precaution on your part won't hurt and it can prevent unnecessary deaths and suffering. -- Submitted By: (Maskdt) on January 7, 2010, 10:59 pm

Convervatism - Random Topics
Conservatism boned because it could not not stop the approach of liberal statism. This is because conservatism is more about protecting institutions than promoting liberty, limited government and the free market, -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on January 7, 2010, 10:17 pm

I Can Has Cheezburger? - Websites
Three words Travoltron: Rule of Funny -- Submitted By: (Just_a_Username) on January 7, 2010, 10:13 pm

Revenge of the Nerds - Movie Series
The fist sequel was OK but went down hill from there. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on January 7, 2010, 9:19 pm

Batman: The Brave and the Bold - TV Shows
In a time where the media is getting Darker and Edgier, this show reminds us of good old fashioned fun. I have to give the series credit for letting the lesser known heroes have their day in the limelight. -- Submitted By: (Just_a_Username) on January 7, 2010, 8:46 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
One example of how the characters lost their humanity over the years: The end of one of the older episodes had Homer having a brush with death and he decides that from then on, he was going to live life to its fullest. The next scene shows him eating pork rinds and watching bowling. One might think that Homer considered doing something involving living life to it fullest but realized the work involved and said to heck with it. Or, perhaps eating pork rinds and watching bowling really was what Homer considered living life to its fullest. Either way you interpret it, the joke works and was a fun way to end an otherwise at least somewhat serious episode. My point being that back in those days, Homer felt a lot more human. Compare that to end of the Frank Grimes episode where they're at the Frank's funeral and (iirc) Homer *falls asleep* and half asleep asks Marge for something. Everyone laughs, the casket falls into the burial plot and the episode ends. -- Submitted By: (ExplodingConsole) on January 7, 2010, 6:57 pm

Jersey Shore - TV Shows
Few shows make me feel dumber by just watching the commercials. This is one of them -- Submitted By: (PYLrulz) on January 7, 2010, 4:30 pm

Organic Farming - Random Topics
Shipping the "better stuff" all over the country may pollute the envirement too, but at least you don't take in chemicals with your meal. But enviroment issues asider: Fresh tastes better! The small, ugle apples in my garden may look less good, but they are superiour to everything I can buy in the supermarket everyday. Considering that our countries tend to produce more milk, meat aso than our population can eat, it is not that difficult to do it in a more natural way in exchange for producing less...the price is the real issue. -- Submitted By: (Swanpride) on January 7, 2010, 10:49 am

Dane Cook - Celebrities
Stephanie, I agree he was better back in the day(yes pun intended) -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 7, 2010, 10:38 am

Jersey Shore - TV Shows
I understand why the Italian community wants this show of the air. Another gem produced by MTV like my super sweet sixteen etc. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on January 7, 2010, 9:59 am


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