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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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Woodstock - Random Topics
...Brewmaster, I so fucking hope you're kidding. -- Submitted By: (Indigo) on August 18, 2009, 6:45 pm

Dallas - TV Shows
When JR got shot and it made the TOP story for the nightly news- in ENGLAND! There's SO MUCH wrong with that picture! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 18, 2009, 4:53 pm

Woodstock - Random Topics
I've often wondered how many of the attendees' grandparents,etc. had desperately immigrated the US to ESCAPE spending their lives ragged and barefoot in muddy,foul fields (e.g. Ireland, Poland, Russia) and lived to wonder why their descendents SOUGHT to do the same- for fun! Talk about full circle! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 18, 2009, 4:49 pm

Keeping Up Appearances - TV Shows
Actually, I thought it improved when the First Rose(Stella Stelfox) got replaced by Mary Millar because Stella played her with an underlying melancholy so that when First Rose threatened to kill herself- the audience had no choice but to believe her. Mary Millar, though, played Rose as someone who PRETENDED to be a drama queen but was, in reality, a flighty romantic despite her rather depressing situation of being middle aged and having to live with the sloppy layabouts Daisy+ Onslow with their 'dirty old man' Daddy in residence. Rose was funny in that her room looked like Marilyn Munster's spotless room compared to the rest of the 'council house' hovel. Also, it was interesting how she and Hyacinth were actually somewhat alike- they were desperate to escape from their humble origins but had mixed success. Rose did it via her vamping it up with revolving boyfriends even if she still lived at home while Hyacinth did it by being a hopelessly incompetent social climber who fooled NO ONE.("It's the BUCKET WOMAN!"- was a frequent cry when she appeared and others were desperate to escape her). Ironically, the sister Violet who'd escaped the humble origins the most by marrying wealth was the one who was the most consistantly unhappy with her life whereas the one sister who'd never considered herself to be anything but humble (Daisy) was easily the most content, friendliest and happiest of the four. The only problem with the series was that Hyacinth's neighbor Elizabeth's brother Emmett got a bit tiresome in his cringing over Hyacinth's presence- yet never considered moving away from his sister's house even after he become gainfully employed. Also, the Vicar's Wife got annoying imagining that her husband was ready to foresake his vows at a moment's notice to any friendly female around- even one like Rose who was clearly a generation older than he! Still, it was a fun series and sometimes viewers were treated to Hyacinth (and Elizabeth) doing complicated physical comedy seldom seen in women performers since Lucille Ball's heyday! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 18, 2009, 4:42 pm

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Celebrities
He had the double fate of many sitcom stars and child stars. Once the sitcom ends, they drift into oblivion and when they grow up it also happens. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 18, 2009, 4:12 pm

Jennifer Lopez - Celebrities
J-Lo boned when she got into music and became J-Lo. She was great as an actor. I have to echo the question, Is she relevant anymore? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 18, 2009, 4:11 pm

Home Improvement - TV Shows
This show was good for the most part. I would consider it a defining show of the 90s, along with "The Simpsons", "Friends", and the "X-Files." I can't speak for the "X-Files" since I never watched, but the other two had some spectacular falls. "Home Improvement" was no exception, but I think they did cancel this before it became unwatchable like "Friends" and "The Simpsons." With the exception of Randy's cancer scare earlier, the boning all occurred in the last season. That was Jill dreaming of having an affair, Brad doing drugs, and Mark becoming goth. Luckily they ended the show then and finished with a misstep, whereas "Friends" finished at the bottom and "The Simpsons" has been on ten years after it died. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 18, 2009, 4:09 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
MCS- there certainly is reason to judge when you have sexual relationships with subordinates at the workplace, and then lie uunder oath about it. It was never about the morality for me, but the legality. The other nutty thing was the democrats foisted off the PC workplace on we the people, then when Bill got caught the democrats and feminists apologized the whole thing away. Anyone that runs a large publically own corporation if they got caught with this would be fired. Of course private industry tends to work, whil government tends not to. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 18, 2009, 3:24 am

Madonna - Music Groups
Madonna is a good artist and a brilliant businesswoman. Let us face it, she was of the 80s teen pop class. Her classmates were Tiffany and Debbie Gibson where are they now. She knew she only had 15 minutes of fame so every few years she reinvents herself to stay in the stoplight. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 17, 2009, 9:23 pm

Bill O'Reilly - Celebrities
Bill Reilly boned when he left the conservatism and went maverick with a mix of libertarianism and populism. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 17, 2009, 9:02 pm

Woodstock - Random Topics
What a pity. 400,000 hippies in a natural land depression, away from major population centers and nobody thought of chemical weapons. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 17, 2009, 8:57 pm

Pirates - Random Topics
Pirates are not romantic, adventurous, or admirable. They were and are bloodthirsty, savage, barbarian criminals and terrorists. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 17, 2009, 8:54 pm

Bill Clinton - Celebrities
The Monica Lewisky scandal was bad, but let's face it, he just happened to get caught. Lots of politicians have had affairs. That is no real reason to judge him. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 17, 2009, 8:52 pm

Married with Children - TV Shows
If a person does not take this show seriously, then they can see that it is very funny. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 17, 2009, 8:44 pm

Melrose Place - TV Shows
I saw a preview for a new version of "Melrose Place." I see there is (or was) a new version of 90210. WTF? Are people that unoriginal they have to recycle old soap operas? What's next, a new "Dynasty" or "Peyton Place?" -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 17, 2009, 8:42 pm

Woodstock - Random Topics
Isn't it funny how everyone of that baby-boomer era claims to have been there? Especially prevalent in fictional baby-boomers on TV. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on August 17, 2009, 8:36 pm

Courtship of Eddie's Father, The - TV Shows
Anyone else get the idea that the show ended just in time? As soon as the kid hit puberty, he likely would have been totally out of control because his father had never attempted to really set any rules when he was growing up- just tried to be his 'best friend'. Another 70's parenting approach that's proven disasterous for two generations so far. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 17, 2009, 4:54 pm

Netflix - Random Topics
But you can't make toast or sandwiches with Netflix DvDs, Stephanie! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 17, 2009, 4:46 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
Stephanie, sometime I hope you get to Asheville, North Carolina where the Biltmore Estate is located. I don't know what they do to those cows but I've NEVER had richer ice cream than there! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 17, 2009, 4:44 pm

Ryan Seacrest - Celebrities
He's like the Dick Clark of the new millenium. Multi-media entrepreneur. I love how Joel McHale of "The Soup" always makes fun of his height (or lack thereof)! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 17, 2009, 1:01 pm

Shark Week - TV Shows
Shark Week is cool! They did a documentary/re-enactment in 2009 about the 1916 shark attacks in New Jersey called "Blood in the Water" that was really good. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 17, 2009, 12:44 pm

Netflix - Random Topics
Netflix was the best thing since sliced bread! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 17, 2009, 11:51 am

Ice Cream - Random Topics
You've not had ice cream until you've had Blue Bell. Mmmmmmm! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 17, 2009, 11:49 am

Woodstock - Random Topics
Well said, DolFan316! I have no doubt the music was awesome but other than that, it was just a bunch of dirty, hippies wacked out on acid rolling around in mud for 3 days. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 17, 2009, 11:47 am

Small Wonder - TV Shows
Oh man, I HATED Small Wonder. I was 16 years old in 1985 when it debuted, and I grew up in the 1970s watching all sorts of real classic, CLASSIC tv shows (The Andy Griffith Show, Get Smart, Green Acres, Bewitched, etc., etc. Too many to mention). But by the 1980s, they were taking those classic tv shows off of the free airwaves and replacing them with more recent fare and new syndicated programs like this one. I resented Small Wonder not just because of its insipidness (how it managed to survive for 4 seasons, I'll never know), but because it, among other original syndicated programs ("The Munsters Today", and "The New Gidget" are a couple of other insipid examples that come to mind), was used to replace all those good true classic shows I used to grow up watching. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 17, 2009, 9:59 am

Magnum P.I. - TV Shows
I know that it was far from a 'family show' but I didn't like how barely a thought was given to how his small child who'd witnessed her mother's murder was being cared for after he got shot or joined the Navy! About as neglectful as the "Friends" re parenthood. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 17, 2009, 9:15 am

Ruff & Reddy Show, The - TV Shows
Saw for the first time in decades on a site that rhymes with 'Few Moob' and now I understand why the 'episodes' lasted only four minutes- they were BORING! I mean, the only funny part was the beginning when the backfiring scooter jolted the dog in the air. Even 'Romper Room' seemed more fun than this! I guess they were custom made for us Baby Boomer proto-rug rats' attention span. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 17, 2009, 9:12 am

Law - Random Topics
When liberals took over America and decided that all those pesky annoying laws like don't kill, rob, rape, etc. didn't apply to them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:58 am

NASA - Random Topics
Um, exactly what do those guys do again? All I know is we haven't landed a man on the moon in 40 years. maybe the original landing WAS a hoax after all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:54 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
Anyone else besides me just wish all these "east coast" and "west coast" rappers got into this huge gunfight and killed each other off? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:52 am

Rock music - Random Topics
Rock is dead. The date of death was 1999, when all of pop culture BTF. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:51 am

Video Games - Random Topics
Definitely BTF when they became mainstream and all of a sudden "gamers" became this snobby elitist group who mocked anyone who *didn't* play video games 24/7. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:46 am

Woodstock - Random Topics
Woodstock BTF when all of a sudden the media (maybe to take our minds off Obamacare) starting waxing poetic about it and treating it as some life changing, culture defining event when really it was just some big concert on some guy's mud-filled farm. Seriously, how many people who were around then are still living that same lifestyle today? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:43 am

Boston - Random Topics
Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd :-) I don't know about Boston itself, but their sports fans sure have BTF. No wonder people call them Massholes. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:38 am

Oakland Raiders - Random Topics
Not that I would ever mock people who have Alzheimer's (a couple of my grandparents had it) but letting Al Davis continue to run the Raiders is just like having one of those people run the team. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:34 am

Zubaz - Random Topics
Zubaz pants OWNED! With everything else from the 70s and 80s having made a comeback, why not this? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:25 am

TiVo - Random Topics
Well now it's happened. The Powers That Be, upset that the government actually did something useful for once and made them turn down the earsplitting volume on ads, decided to get revenge by planning to insert ads WHEN YOU HAVE TIVO PAUSED. In other words the device people bought specifically to avoid ads WILL NOW HAVE ADS ITSELF!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:24 am

CNN - Random Topics
Just another liberal shill, who actually had the nerve to chastise the American people for daring to oppose Obamacare. Because we just can't have people thinking for themselves instead of being brainwashed by the liberal media can we? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:20 am

Major League Soccer (MLS) - Random Topics
Just too boring for Americans to ever embrace despite constant attempts to make us do so for the last 30 years. I played soccer for 5 years as a kid and I STILL can't stand watching it. All those players just running up and down the field, up and down, up and down...and then there's just one score the whole game 95% of the time! If every football game ended with a 3-0 score I'd get bored with that too! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:18 am

College - Random Topics
ChubbyRain nailed it, any idiot can go to college these days--and does. And between all the partying, drinking and sex it's a wonder *anybody* gets a degree unless they do what I did and cut way down on all that stuff starting in their junior year. Maybe I just stumbled on the reason almost everybody in America seems to do their jobs really badly these days, hmmm... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:09 am

Billy Mays - Celebrities
The fact that Billy Mays turned out to be just another snowblower (with his wife and kids claiming "not to know" yeah right) just proves what a stupid waste of time it is to put any of these celebs on a pedestal and how foolish it is to feel bad for them when they die as a result of their own ludicrous excesses. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:05 am

Barack Obama II - Celebrities
The defining BTF moment has to be Obama attempting to literally force government run health care down everyone's throats when virtually EVERYONE in America was VEHEMENTLY opposed to it. So much for the concept of America being a democracy, eh? Last I heard he was *finally* going to take the "government run" part out, while still pretending he didn't just try to commit the most flagrant and blatant disregard for the will of the American people in presidential history. And people compared BUSH to Hitler??? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on August 17, 2009, 2:01 am

Small Wonder - TV Shows
This show was doomed from the start because reality wouldn't suit the premise. Meaning, a robot is not going to grow up but a kid actor will. The creators had to know this. That's why I'm convinced this show wasn't meant to succeed. It was probably just a huge money laundering operation run by the mob. An image burned into my brain from that show-- the dad had to reconstruct the little robot girl for some reason. So in one scene he had her all taken apart limb by limb with her body part lying in a suitcase. That's just creepy. -- Submitted By: (ats3717) on August 16, 2009, 8:10 pm

Blossom - TV Shows
I got sick of hearing about Nick's past drug problem in every other episode. We get the point. Besides, it's no wonder he was a drug addict. That father was a horrible parent. He let everything slide. It was unrealistic and stupid. -- Submitted By: (ats3717) on August 16, 2009, 8:02 pm

Family Matters - TV Shows
I remember watching this when I was 11 when it was just starting and it seemed like a normal sitcom about a family in Chicago. I continued to watch it throughout middle school, not as my favorite show or anything, but just because it was on Friday nights and nothing else was. Then one day when I was in high school a commercial for an upcoming episode in which Urkle and Carl get shrunk and are being chased by a cat flashed and I had a moment of awakening-- "what the hell became of this show?" The progression was so subtle it was like losing your hair. Thinking back I guess the Urkle rap and him flying off of on an episode of Family Matters with a jetpack and landing on Step by Step sealed the show's fate. Although I did like the Family Matters meets Full House crossover. Urkle interacting with Uncle Jesse was like Superman meeting Batman only totally not as cool. (In fact, Warner Bros. should sue me for making such a comparison) I just had a realization...if Family Matters was able to meet Full House that meant they were in the same world. So all the crazy sci-fi stuff that happened on Family Matters was happening in the Full House world and it was thus possible for Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey to get shrunk and chased by the dog. My head hurts. -- Submitted By: (ats3717) on August 16, 2009, 7:54 pm

Blade - Movie Series
The first Blade was awesome. Blade 2 was an interesting attempt at the follow-up but they totally boned Sam Elliot's character, who I thought was one of the best parts of the first movie. First of all, I got the impression he died in the first movie. So they wanted to bring him back, okay. But there was no real explanation. It was just, 'okay, he didn't die'. He didn't become a vampire or anything. He just survived being torn to shreds. On top of that, afterwards it was like he was tranformed into Blade's silly sidekick instead of the respected badass mentor he was in the first movie. He acted goofy and was made fun of and bossed around by Blade. They would have been better off doing a prequil for part two and then doing part 3 where he meet's Elliot's character's daughter. (When I saw part 3 I was in a foreign country so I haven't seen it in English yet but it seemed good. I liked that they used Dracula as the bad guy. They did it very creatively). -- Submitted By: (ats3717) on August 16, 2009, 7:11 pm

I Can Has Cheezburger? - Websites
Cats are really smart. If they could talk/type, they wouldn't sound like jive cavemen. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on August 16, 2009, 3:16 pm

Carol Burnett and Friends - TV Shows
My fave 'Family' skit had to do when it was Mama's birthday and right after Ellen gave Mama a mink coat, Eunice eagerly unwrapped off HER gift to Mama- a fly swatter. "It makes a GREAT converSAtion piece!" Between Mama's disgusted face and Eunice dumbly prattling on about her gift's 'virtues'(that did NOT include being able to kill flies), I couldn't stop laughing. Of course, Mama killed me when (after the inevitable family war started by Eunice), Mama dissed Eunice by saying "Eunice, I hope I never got so old and decrepit that I have to have a bunch of strangers standing in my kitchen with nothing better to do than talk about fly swatters!" Oh, yeah, and Carol Burnett doing the Scarlett bit (complete with curtain rod) was a side-splitter! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 16, 2009, 2:40 pm

Space Ghost - TV Shows
Ironically, the original show wasn't really trying to be funny yet actually was much funnier than the supposed talk show sequel which tried VERY hard. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 16, 2009, 2:30 pm

Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
It wasn't the same after Mother Jefferson died. Always liked that she never claimed to feel guilty about living high on the hog AND was the only one who didn't treat Weezy like she was a saint! If only she had lived to see her great-granddaughter born so they could have ganged up against the more boring middle generations. I wonder if the show would have lasted ten episodes(much less ten seasons) had there never been Mother Jefferson or Florence? -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 16, 2009, 2:28 pm

2001: A Space Odyssey - Movie Series
It may sound odd but I actually liked the SEQUEL much better since it explained things in a quasi-logical way- and I thought it was cool that HAL was willing to sacrifice himself to save the crews (and the Earth)! Of course, I didn't actually see the original until sometime later- and soon got bored with the thing having virtually no dialogue,little action and even the space craft having zero color. Sorry, but I never got into the trippy,psychelic scene. However; when I saw the original's end, I thought 'Ah-HAH! NOW I see why the hippies liked this movie so much!'. Oh, and here it is 2009, and not only has manned interplanetary space travel not happened, and the Soviet Union got disbanded just a few years after "2010" was filmed but also such things as Pan-American no longer exist despite the film's prediction. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 16, 2009, 2:21 pm

Sexism - Random Topics
One-sided is totally true. Double standards suck. -- Submitted By: (ScottyB) on August 16, 2009, 11:46 am

Muppet Babies - TV Shows
I grew up watching Muppet Babies and never missed an episode. Considered it a joy to finally go into the hallway or the kitchen because most of the scenes were in the playroom. I really miss this show! -- Submitted By: (chicomary) on August 16, 2009, 9:01 am

Monk - TV Shows
I absolutely love Monk. This show has never boned and it never will. So very clever and terrific acting. I'll be so sad when it's gone.... -- Submitted By: (chicomary) on August 16, 2009, 8:59 am

Fawlty Towers - TV Shows
Greg writes: "Never came near seafood". Never came near seafood? Obviously forgot the 10th episode titled: The Kipper and the corpse". ;-) Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. ;-) -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 15, 2009, 3:43 pm

2001: A Space Odyssey - Movie Series
I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 15, 2009, 1:32 pm

Dawn Lyn - Celebrities
Why would Dawn Lyn a total has-been need police protection? That's a pretty stupid reason listed for her Boning The Fish. She played Dodie in 1969 40 years ago, then dropped out of sight a few years later. People seem to be giving her more credit then she deserves. There is a story on a website about embarrasing moments and she is listed there. It is the story of why they put her in a diaper. It said that she got so nervous on her first day that she let loose a full load of Diarrhea all over an actors lap. It sounds like more of a logical reason for the diaper then trying to make her look younger. If it's true I feel sorry for her. It also explains why she was never asked to be in the reunion special and there was no mention of Dodie ever existing. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on August 15, 2009, 12:35 pm

Greenpeace - Random Topics
You KNOW an organization has gotten too extreme when a founder leaves. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 15, 2009, 11:15 am

Lamisil - Random Topics
The toe fungus creature is probably one of the worst mascots in the world. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 15, 2009, 11:13 am

Ingrid Newkirk - Celebrities
For anyone who doubts this woman's insanity, here's her will: http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 15, 2009, 10:43 am

Scientology - Random Topics
I suspect Xenu's the culprit for that vote, Chubby Rain... -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 15, 2009, 10:33 am

Sesame Street - TV Shows
I'm part of the original audience that watched Sesame Street, having seen it practically from the start. I'm eternally grateful that Elmo is after my time. Fortunately, you can see a lot of the stuff that made Sesame Street classic what it was on Youtube. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 15, 2009, 7:25 am

Organic Farming - Random Topics
Regular milk, around $2.25 a gallon. "Organic" milk, over $6.00 a gallon. What was it that P. T. Barnum said? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 14, 2009, 12:32 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
Like most "Looney Toons," the writers often confused humor with simple sadism and self-indulgence-- and satire with lame plagiarism (ala "Goodfeathers"). It seems Steven Spielberg will do anything for a tax write-off. That's why you'll never see this one in syndication. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on August 14, 2009, 12:11 pm

Steven Seagal - Celebrities
Seagal never had a good action film in his life. As someone who's studied martial arts most of my life, I could tell that he was a complete FAKE, just like every other bully and Bruce Lee wanna-be in history. And the other scenes were just as bad EVERY SCENE was dripping with "Mary Sue" egotism about how "perfect" and "cool" he was, right down to his religious false-modesty, uncontrollable sex-appeal and "kindness to the weak," and his environmentalist whacko-mentality, like a damned "Zen Fonzie--" and complete legend in his own mind. Essentially, Seagal embodies the dark side of the 70's-- that part you didn't get to see on "That 70's Show," i.e. a whacked-out kung-fu hippie of the "me" generation. You have to have LIVED through it, in order to understand just how depraved and disgusting this really is. Also, he runs like a girl who's trying to wave away a fart (or should I say RAN like a girl; now, he waddles like a walrus). -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on August 14, 2009, 12:01 pm

Today - TV Shows
Remember when they first had Willard Scott on? He actually started out as rather low key but with an underlying sense of humor but that all changed when Carolyn Jones (immortalizer of Morticia) died and he claimed that they two of them had performed together as children (?!)- and that he'd once dressed up as Carmen Miranda. OK, as hard as that was to imagine (like what it may have been like for Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones to have been college roommates), I'd have been willing to let that remain a quirky puzzler that I would have preferred not to have to picture- but then Willard said he'd dress up as Carmen Miranda AGAIN IF someone donated $1000 to charity. Yep, someone DID so Willard did the Carmen Miranda get up in drag and BECAME a drag from that point on because no longer did he attempt to an informed weather person with underlying humor but decided to become a loud,obnoxious, brainless CARTOON and the whole show went south with him (and I ain't whistling 'Dixie')! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on August 14, 2009, 7:22 am

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Yes, it does hold water. You cant possibly think that her political career is pretty much over just because of those tiny little insignificant differences. You describe Obama and Clinton leaving office as "resigning", but you describe Palin's action as "quitting". The only real difference here is that Clinton and Obama won their elections. Palin didnt. If she had won the election, she would have had to "resign" her position as governor midstream, (about a year sooner than her term was up), but because she does it after the election, after the loss, its "quitting" and her political career is over? I hardly think people will be turning their backs on her just because of that. Just because they resigned after winning, but she, ahem, resigned, after losing, is hardly a career breaker. Obama began his run for the Presidency only two years into his term of office in the Senate (in reality a grand total of 140 days), and resigned after only 3 years when he won the Presidency. Clinton made a promise to the people of Arkansas to serve out his full term as Governor, and broke that promise (which if it cannot be compared to Palin's resignation, that's only because its far beneath than what Palin did). Basically neither Clinton or Obama knew ahead of time that their Presidential campaigns would be successful ones. If you listened to Obama at the time when he got started, he thought he didnt have a chance in the world. -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 13, 2009, 4:17 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
There's a big difference, bmovies ... Clinton and Obama resigned from their previous offices to accept new ones following a successful campaign run (as did Bush II, BTW). Palin simply quit. Comparing her situation to Clinton's or Obama's doesn't hold water. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 13, 2009, 2:38 pm

Rugrats Movie, The - Movie Series
I have yet to meet someone...ANYONE...who likes Angelica. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 13, 2009, 1:00 pm

Goode Family, The - TV Shows
I prefer Beavis and Butt-head. And King of the Hill. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 13, 2009, 12:50 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
OMG! Me too! I actually sent an email to Lamisil a few years ago complaining about that little toe fungus "mascot" they had. Ewwwwww! -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 13, 2009, 12:02 pm

Nanny 911 - TV Shows
Amen to that! It's sad and disturbing that some people have spawned and yet are completely clueless as to how to raise a child. -- Submitted By: (Stephanie) on August 13, 2009, 11:53 am

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
I fail to see how her resignation of the Governor's office has anything to do with her boning the fish. Or how it spells doom for her political career. I think thats wishful thinking. Barack Obama (remember him?) started his run for President after only a couple of years in the Senate (which is supposed to be a 6 year term) to run for the Presidency and he resigned in 2008 after winning. See how that turned out? Governor Bill Clinton made a promise to the people of Arkansas in 1990 to serve a full four year term as governor of Arkansas, then broke his promise to run for President in 1992. See how that turned out? -- Submitted By: (bmovies) on August 13, 2009, 8:39 am

Matrix - Movie Series
The first movie introduced us to some compelling characters as well as a very thought-provoking theme, of simulated reality and the conscious mind. On the ideal plane of existence, you got two more movies in the Matrix trilogy that answered those questions. It showed you how the first movie affected the real world and how things held up there and then the Matrix, and how everything returns more or less to a status quo with all the philosophical ramifications in check. BUT, what you got in the other two movies was crap: the second movie got all the dialogue and to fill a movie they made most of it redundant and flooded the storyline with too many layers and elements. And the third movie was all the action but, perhaps ironically, with the creators' needs to satisfy some insatiable technological fetish, they overdid computer generated scenes that were ultimately not all that breathtaking. The two movies were a convoluted mess and far and away from where the first movie began. Watching the three together is like reading a really bad college essay: great opening and then it devolves into a pretentious mess. -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on August 13, 2009, 3:03 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Celebrities
I don't know what he is like as governor since I don't live in California, but he stepped down from acting at the right time. He was getting too old to play action heroes. So as an actor, he hasn't boned. Everyone is allowed some bad movies from time to time. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 12, 2009, 11:21 pm

Dan Castellaneta - Celebrities
He hasn't boned but The Simpsons sure has. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 12, 2009, 11:18 pm

Sarah Palin - Celebrities
Personal baggage and family drama aside, Palin's BTF moment was resigning as governor of Alaska. That move pretty much torpedoed her political career: Because she quit on being governor, what guarantee is there that she won't quit on whatever other office she may run for? "One order of freshly boned Alaska sockeye salmon to go, please!" -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 12, 2009, 8:12 pm

Eric Idle - Celebrities
Never Boned, eh? never boned. Say no more, nudge, nudge -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 12, 2009, 7:57 pm

Jaws - Movie Series
The first sequel was actually pretty good; Jaws 3-D was the BTF point. To sum it up ... Jaws (original): "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Fast-forward to Jaws 3-D, and the line becomes "We're gonna need a better script!" -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 12, 2009, 5:53 pm

Nanny, The - TV Shows
Probably something to do with this: "In last season's cliffhanger which was to have been rebroadcast Sept. 11 Fran Drescher's Fran Fine and her boss, Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy), are on a plane, on the same New York-Paris route as Flight 800, when it hits severe turbulence. At that frightening moment, Sheffield tells Fran he loves her. Because of its decision, CBS also said yesterday that the show's season-opener (airing Wednesday, Sept. 18 at 8 p.m.). in which the storyline picks up, will undergo some editing changes. The cast had taped the opener which included scenes on the plane last May, well before the real-life tragedy. A CBS spokesman says that, while all scenes in the plane can't be excised, they've been trimmed dramatically." (http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/1996/09/04/1996-09-04_with_respect_for_flight_800_.html) CBS not only radically re-vamped the season-opening episode, they also decided not to re-run the cliffhanger season-ending episode from the previous season. The Flight 800 tragedy occurred during the summer, between television seasons and obviously well after the season-ending cliffhanger was produced. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 12, 2009, 5:43 pm

Nanny, The - TV Shows
Can somebody explain what they mean by the show ignoring the flight 800 explosion? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 12, 2009, 4:17 pm

Nanny 911 - TV Shows
This show proves that there are people who should not breed. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on August 12, 2009, 4:16 pm

Jeffersons, The - TV Shows
What an awesome show! I second Florence as my favorite. I think it BTF when Lionel and his wife divorced. That wasn't necessary. -- Submitted By: (SilverFang) on August 12, 2009, 3:57 pm

SPAM - Random Topics
Spammers should be beaten to death with those who actually respond to it and buy the product or service, as they keep the cycle going. If nobody responded to it, it would go away. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 12, 2009, 11:32 am

Jim Belushi - Celebrities
Way to cash in on your more talented brother's fame. What a douchebag. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 12, 2009, 11:28 am

Bachelor, The - TV Shows
I'll try to find a wife on a game show, what could possibly go wrong? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 12, 2009, 8:46 am

Michael Vick - Celebrities
If a team wants to roll the dice and pick him up, no big deal. I'd keep him on a very short leash (pun intended) -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 12, 2009, 8:42 am

Fantasy Island - TV Shows
The problem with the whole concept of Fantasy Island is that television standards and practices (re: pornography) wouldn't legally allow the broadcasting of the real fantasies of a large segment of the population. -- Submitted By: (Eugene) on August 12, 2009, 5:42 am

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Good point, Robert, but Thought Police is more like it. To see what political correctness looks like when carried out to its logical conclusion, have a look at either 1984 or Animal Farm by George Orwell. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on August 11, 2009, 5:40 pm

Commercials - Random Topics
the toe fungus commercials with the creatures tearing apart toe nails freak me out every time. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on August 11, 2009, 3:15 pm

Political Correctness - Random Topics
Political correctness is just a euphemism for censorship. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on August 11, 2009, 1:13 pm

Sandlot Series, The - Movie Series
The original Sandlot was a classic. I don't remember it being all that popular at the time (I don't even remember it coming out in theaters) but all of my friends watched it and I can walk into any room nowadays with people near my age and say, "You're killin' me, Smalls!" or "FOREVER!" and they know what I'm talking about. Great movie. -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on August 11, 2009, 12:30 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Movie Series
TMNT in 2007 was worthwhile, a great redemption to the series. It did prove though, that it is EXTREMELY difficult to do anything with the Ninja Turtles without the Shredder. -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on August 11, 2009, 12:29 pm

Fantasy Island - TV Shows
If I paid ungodly sums of money to have my fantasy fulfilled and instead was taught some moral lesson by my uptight host and his "little friend", I'd demand a refund. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 11, 2009, 11:42 am

Veganism - Random Topics
The ultimate in vegan one-upsmanship.."I won't eat anything that casts a shadow" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on August 11, 2009, 8:43 am

Recess - TV Shows
Definitely one of the best animated shows ever. The list goes something like Looney Tunes, The Simpsons, Daria, Animaniacs, Recess, Old School Nicktoons, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the original Batman series, Tiny Toons, the Toon Disney Line-Up (Duck Tales, Tailspin), Freakazoid, and Histeria. I don't know about order though. -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on August 11, 2009, 12:49 am

Aladdin - Movie Series
Return of Jafar had so much wrong with it. Castellaneta's effort was admirable but ultimately inferior to the genius of Robin Williams. The chemistry for it just wasn't there anymore and if there was music, I guarantee you no one remembers any of it. King of Thieves, the third movie, was not that bad. It was kind of fun, and also very nice to have Williams back. But, like everyone else has said, it definitely did not regain any magic of the first movie. Disney will always be the fish-boner when it comes to sequels simply because they make a very strong first installment that essentially works as a stand-alone story, maybe you could continue and tell another but it definitely isn't necessary. Then, they realize they could capitalize on its success and rush to make movies without bothering to think about quality of plot, music, character, dynamic, or dramatically if it even works. Like Cinderella. Does that really need two other sequels to its story? Little Mermaid? Pocahontas? Peter Pan? Jungle Book? Lion King? -- Submitted By: (SamuraiPanda201) on August 11, 2009, 12:36 am

Betamax - Random Topics
While Beta was superior, VHS scored with sports fans for the ability to record four hours on standard T-120, enough for one Football game. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 11, 2009, 12:25 am

Albertsons - Random Topics
Albertson's stores have the highest price produce but never updated their inventory or store format. Many stores seem old and tired. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 11, 2009, 12:05 am

Rap (music) - Random Topics
Rap died between Gansta Rap doing a drive by on fun and excessive Bling Rap. -- Submitted By: (scatcatpdx) on August 10, 2009, 11:57 pm

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