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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

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M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
Wow- you may be the only fan of "The Happening" left in North America! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 11:00 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
The Happening was awesome, I also enjoyed unbreakable. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 16, 2009, 10:47 am

Electric Company, The - TV Shows
Easy Reader, Spidey, Paul the Gorilla, Jennifer of the Jungle,Fargo North Decoder,Julia Grownup, Vi's Diner,etc. all rocked! I owe a large part of my lifelong love for reading+ Borscht Belt comedy to this show! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 16, 2009, 10:20 am

Bourne Identity, Supremacy & Ultimatum - Movie Series
Just Too Much Shaky Cam- I felt like I was going to have a seizure during the first few scenes of the first film!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 8:39 am

Temple of the Dog - Music Groups
Hunger Strike is such a great song. I love hearing Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell sing together in a duet. That way I don't have to choose between the two. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 16, 2009, 8:01 am

Rage Against the Machine - Music Groups
I agree that they are much better instrumentally than vocally. Regardless of what they are saying, they are just too repetitious with it. If you want to make a political statement, at least do it in an articulate way. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 16, 2009, 7:59 am

M. Night Shyamalan - Celebrities
With all of the bad films (Unbreakable, Signs, The Happening, Lady in the Water) it really makes you wonder how much of a fluke "The Sixth Sense" actually was considering the rest of his body of work. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 7:10 am

Star Trek: Voyager - TV Shows
I recall thinking of Janeway as a politically correct "Space Mom" trying to take care of everyone It made no sense in the situation the writers had devised- marooned 100 years from home in a hostile area in a high tech ship with no parts or service ports available to be worried about every "injustice" or non-politically correct thing that they found to keep taking time to "help out" and make things "right". I just wanted to see the Borg assimilate them after a while. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 16, 2009, 6:01 am

Doom (Video Game) - Random Topics
This game jumped when there were several clones (Quake, Blood, Duke Nukem) that were no different. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 15, 2009, 10:33 pm

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
Th History Channel is close to boning. If they get just one more reality series they will. I wish some channel would have the courage to stop going on the reality bandwagon. I wish this craze would end. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 15, 2009, 10:32 pm

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
Man, this is some fail. I was hoping that this would die in preproduction, but I guess not. I was hoping that this was some kind of joke. I guess not. I was hoping that maybe this was exaggerated. I...guess not. Well, this can't be any worse than the Thundercats movie that is coming out with Pitt and Jolie in the leads. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 15, 2009, 9:48 pm

Star Trek: Voyager - TV Shows
Where do I start? Rather than tell you off the bat where I think this show jumped, let me describe the situation for you, and you tell me: You are the member of a starship crew, sent on a mission that is perilous, but not beyond your crew or ship's capabilities. You expect to go retrieve 1 man from a small ship, and be back in time for dinner. 3 days later, you're 70,000 light years from home, a lifetime away from the nearest starbase, on a broken ship with over half the crew dead, and no choice but to team up with your mortal enemies who want to kill you and bleach your bones to use for hair combs the first chance they get. You are in this situation because the Captain, rather than fulfilling her solemn oath to safeguard the well being of her crew and ship, or at least giving everyone a choice as to whether they wanted to go on a suicide mission, decided to meddle in an intergalactic affair, and drag the whole crew down with her. Now you're stranded, on the other side of the galaxy, and to get home you have to make your way through parsecs and parsecs of races that range from merely ornery, well armed, vicious, and hateful, to so malevolent and nigh omnipotent that they could steamroll the entire Federation and the Alpha Quadrant in about a week. If they stop for tea time. Being faced with this situation, would you A) put a phaser in your mouth and pull the trigger? B) Shit yourself, and then A? C) Cautiously try to get back home as quickly as possible, adhering to Federation guidelines as the situation permits, but adapting to the fact that Federation guidelines were developed for ships in a fleet backed up by a nearby Federation of Planets, not one ship in hostile territory on the other side of the galaxy? D) Throw the captain out of a photon torpedo port, and then C? E) Go headlong into the situation, explore out of the way every chance you get, and happily announce to every big bad who would kill the men, rape the women, and eat the children that you're here, from the Federation, and you have no backup? When you understand that the entire premise of the show was E, you'll see why people thought that this show was garbage. Science aside, I have always liked the ST universe, more so than the Star Wars or Babylon 5 universe (not saying that those aren't good as well). I like that there is an effort at least to acknowledge that people try to do better in the ST universe, as opposed to other fictional universes, that are just as crapsack as our current reality, and no one tries to have any higher standards than your common 21th century thug. I think that sometimes ST may be a somewhat too unrealistic and optimistic, but I think that the heart of the franchise was in the right place. However Voyager took it to levels of ridiculousness heretofore unknown to the franchise. Being more trusting, tolerant, and respectful of your fellow man is one thing. Being a blind fool who walks into danger and ignores their surroundings is another, and the crew of Voyager did this so many times as to be nauseating. The episode "The Void" was the worst example of this. The only reason that episode (like so many other episodes in that series) worked out was because the writers intervened and made some technobabble that got everyone worth saving saved. In real life, piracy would have probably been the only real option, and even if an alliance were formed, it would probably require everyone in the alliance picking 1 ship, and concentrating all of their resources on it, as if there isn't enough fuel for 1 ship, sharing the fuel I don't have with another ship that doesn't have enough doesn't help either of us. This is just one of hundreds of examples where people act out of character, people do things that no real person would do, arcane methods are used to achieve goals that logically could be done easier with technology that we have today, etc etc. The sad thing about this is, for the first 6 or so episodes, the series shows some promise, and there is some serious tension amongst the crew members, and some serious questions as to whether everyone is going to make it back home alive or not. However this changes so fast, that it's almost a Day 1 Filleting. Boned the fish on day 1. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 15, 2009, 9:41 pm

Karate Kid, The - Movie Series
Wow, Will Smith's Kid is the Next Karate Kid? Can I get a big "Hell Naw" for that?? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 9:04 pm

Simpsons, The - TV Shows
When Frank Grimes died. There are so many reasons why the Simpsons boned. I won't talk about all of them here. However, when Frank Grimes died, that was it for me. Before then, the big draw of the Simpsons for me was that I could kind of relate to the characters, and root for them. They weren't perfect, and they had flaws, but they were mostly natural flaws that many well meaning people have in real life. The Frank Grimes episode threw all of that out the window. The Simpson family went from being well intended if not misguided and all too human, to being out and out criminally malfesant monsters. Most of the laughs I got from the Simpsons, I got because I could say that that could be me or someone I know all to easily. It was funny cause it was true. However in the Frank Grimes episode, a boundary got crossed. I couldn't see myself in Homer's situation, couldn't see the humor in it at all. One would have to WORK to be that stupid, to the point where I couldn't laugh about it because it probably was true, rather I was disgusted at how cruel and out of character Homer and the Simpsons were. Have there been more fillets in the series? Most definitely, but for me, this is when I quit watching. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 15, 2009, 8:59 pm

Ice Cream - Random Topics
I'm not sure that food products can jump but as long as they have Cotton Candy then icecream is going strong. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:56 pm

She-Ra: Princess of Power - TV Shows
Hordak seemed so out of place with this cast of Characters- sort of like Satan living in a steroid induced Barbie world, with bladed weapons. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 8:55 pm

Dragon Ball - TV Shows
Wow; Im glad I never saw this show now, give me "Ninja Scroll" any day!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 8:52 pm

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
I don't think it BTF but I am getting a little tired of the series on Ax-men and Ice Road truckers, at least Nostradamus has something to do with history, I don't doubt that lumberjacks are a vital part of our economy but they are not making history. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:52 pm

Spice Girls - Music Groups
The Spice Girls were mainly for the grammar school crowd. Once my generation grew up we forgot about them. (Of course the girls getting pregnant didn't help matters...) -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:50 pm

Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies - Movie Series
I just read up on the "racism" speech by Whoopi on the DVD's, what an obnoxious piee of politically correct nonsense. Thanks Whoopi, now go wear blackface with Ted Danson. These Cartoons rule, go back to your PC fortress in Hell... Whoopi. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 8:49 pm

Dragon Ball - TV Shows
Boned from Day 1. Dragon Ball (and the entire Dragon Ball series) takes what good anime does best and shits all over it: namely telling a good story without western restrictions, and bringing it to an end. Dragon Ball does none of that. Make no mistake, there IS a story in there somewhere, however you're going to have to sit through 250+ episodes, around 225 of which are nothing but still frames, recaps, strobe screens, and speed lines, to find it, and when you do, it isn't really worth it. Once upon a time on a website similar to this that I don't care to mention, I had a spark of divine inspiration, and I wrote out all the reasons that I thought Dragon Ball sucked in a composition that I personally thought was a literary masterpiece. =p Of course this was when the series was still on Cartoon Network. At this point I just do not care, and the series is so bad for so many reasons, that it just isn't worth watching, even for critique purposes, period. A large book could be written about how bad Dragon Ball is. Many people hear anime fans complain about how bad Dragon Ball is, and they probably wonder "can it be that bad." Yes, it is. The basic plot of Dragon Ball is this: protagonist is seeking special item. Protagonist and his friends go to find special item. Protagonist gets in a fight with someone also looking for special item. This fight lasts anywhere from around 10-15 episodes on average (or 220 to 330 minutes, far longer than most motion pictures). Protagonist either wins, or is stalemated somehow to where they are ineffectual, but not out of the story. Then said protagonist decides to learn a new technique to further their quest. Cue another 220 minutes of learning the technique that doesn't really add anything to the story. Then protagonist goes back on the road to find said item. Another fight ensues, another 10-15 episode "story arc" begins. Depending on how much suspense the "creator" of this garbage wants to build up, they may do this several times before the menace is finally defeated. All in all, the heroes may only travel 6 blocks to get to their goal, and the in show time might be 10 minutes, but probably something like a twelve hundred minutes might be animated just to get to that point, and maybe 2 hours of that might be actual plot movement. The worst part about this is that this show inspired a whole load of bad manga derived shows that are composed of nothing but plot filler. One Piece, Shaman King, InuYasha, Detective Conan, shows where absolutely nothing interesting happens from episode 2 to episode 354, and you can literally tune out several hundred episodes, tune back in, and so long as you understand that so and so's super attack power level has a couple more zeros behind it now, you won't have missed anything. Bottom line, this show and series is garbage. -- Submitted By: (castaghast) on April 15, 2009, 8:49 pm

Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies - Movie Series
The cartoons are great, but the series jumped once the higher ups decided to go PC and open one of their DVDs with Whoopi Goldberg warning about how "racial caricatures" are wrong . Some things aren't about race, and even if these cartoons were racist (very unlikely) in today's multicultural society people are far less likely to see race in something as simple as a cartoon. (Save for the Jesse Jackson crowd.) -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:47 pm

Jim Carrey - Celebrities
I had no idea that Jim Carrey was a Scientologist. At least he's not like Tom Cruise. . . -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 8:43 pm

Jurassic Park - Movie Series
First, please spare us the 4th movie, have some respect for Circhton's memory. The 2nd movie was certainly the dropping off point for the movie, they took a fair (not as good as the original of course) book and turned into environmentalist propaganda. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:42 pm

Austin Powers - Movie Series
The first film had a few funny phrases and scenes, and then as more came out- you just realized how un-funny Mike Myers actually was, one joke, rinse and repeat, and then be told it is funny again and again. Once the "Love Guru" came out, I think Austin Powers #1 looked even more like a complete fluke that it was tolerable. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 8:39 pm

American Dad! - TV Shows
Perhaps my politics prevents me from being objective but I just don't think an(nother) entire series dedicated to bashing middle America and family values is necessary. I'll never understand of McFarlen became so popular... well I have a few theories but they don't fit in with the context of this site. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:37 pm

Moonlight - TV Shows
I loved this show. I hate that CBS canceled it. At least I can still watch reruns on SciFi. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 8:35 pm

Dane Cook - Celebrities
I'm really torn, I find some of his jokes funny but there are many valid criticisms of his act. I do find it ironic though that Family Guy spoofed him since they are pretty much one in the same... -- Submitted By: () on April 15, 2009, 8:33 pm

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Music Groups
Still going strong, Stadium Arcadium was a great album, we'll see how they progress... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 15, 2009, 8:16 pm

Star Blazers - TV Shows
Derek Wildstar- ACTIVATE THE WAVE MOTION GUN!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 4:42 pm

Days of Our Lives - TV Shows
I couldn't agree more. Having people die, donate their body parts and still return from the dead is too much even for a soap opera. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:28 pm

CSI - TV Shows
I don't remember the crime scene kiss, but I've never cared for Catherine and I'm guessing she is the one that did it. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:24 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
Hiro can't undo any and everything. The show boned a long time ago, but it had nothing to do with Hiro. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:19 pm

CSI Miami - TV Shows
I loved Speedle. I just couldn't stand to watch the show once he was gone and everybody that was left worshiped Horatio like he could do no wrong. Plus, David Caruso is just an awful actor. -- Submitted By: (rainbowjane) on April 15, 2009, 1:15 pm

King of the Hill - TV Shows
The show boned the fish when Cotton Hill died. The way they killed him off was stupid and the show stopped being funny after that episode. King of the Hill grew on me as I became familiar with the characters and I think it's brilliant, except for the last couple of seasons. I'm glad they canceled it because now it can't deteriorate any further. -- Submitted By: (GranApp) on April 15, 2009, 11:27 am

Alien Movies - Movie Series
A clear BTF moment-the first five minutes of the third film. Characters from the 2nd film die off camera- and Aliens- SOMEHOW- survive to make it into this film (with no explanation- then a long boring story about an all male prison on a moon- Ripley then dies. And it just gets worse- Sigourney Weaver HAD to be in the 4 th film (for no good reason) as a CLONE!! And then there is the atrocious "Alien Baby" that some writer was actually paid to make up. Don't even get me started on the crap fest Alien V. Predator films. But the first 00:00:01 of the 3rd film- Alien3 - was a clear as day "bone the fish" moment. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 9:39 am

Steve-O - Celebrities
I'm crossing my fingers that Natural Selection catches up to this little retarded boy one day. -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:48 am

Lord of the Rings, The - Movie Series
I don't get the love-fest the world has with these movies. Maybe it's because I don't like fantasy movies, but I just have no interest in these movies. -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:47 am

History (History Channel) - Random Topics
When did the History Channel become the Lumberjack and Truck driver Channel? -- Submitted By: (BAM) on April 15, 2009, 7:37 am

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century - TV Shows
One of the most grating television shows of all time, but thanks to Erin Grey- I could not turn this show off as a young kid! But man, oh man was that second season horrible, The guy with the bird head, Hawk, was annoying in a whole new way. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 6:19 am

Metallica - Music Groups
I disagree with GP Shaw on this, Metallica "Boned" so long ago- 1991, that to many people, the post "boned" Metallica, or should I say "Alternica" has become much longer lived than the actual "Pre-Bone" era band, that the general public has just become used to the suckage. Black Album was definitely the tipping point to them "Boning the Fish" ...Load, Re-Load, St Anger- all just altenative/ Nu Metal Garbage. Now they have "Death Magnetic" and are "hard" again? I just saw these "Metal" guys in an issue of People Magazine at the doctor. The reason I hate Metallica as a metal fan is that they have become the "Default" metal band for the general public, which annoys me to no end when they are just a bunch of non metal sellouts. I was in a tour of a large publicly funded construction project two months ago with some architects, and a worker had a cd of Pantera on, and the lead engineer asked him to turn that music down, since "Metallica" wasnt appropriate for a jobsite. I wanted to tear my eyes out. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 15, 2009, 6:04 am

Office, The - TV Shows
OK, so Pam and Jim fell in love....I got nervous, but so far it has not ruined the show. But, The Michael Scott Paper Company?! The show has left the railed and totally boned the fish. I am disappointed, but hanging in there hoping for a fluke that will bring him back to Dunder Mifflin. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 10:02 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
OK, so season one and, the tiny bit of two we had, were great. Then, the writers went on strike, so no more season two. After strike, Season three, the writers must have been so happy to be back at work that they partied all the time and no one communicated with each other. I watched every week, without interest, and I STILL have no idea what went on. It was confusing and a mish-mash of plots, subplots, stories, substories, and mass confusion. Season four started promising, but is already losing momentum with confusing characters (no powers, then suddenly powers with no explanation) and a confusing plot. I guess I will stay tuned, but I am pretty sure the show officially boned in season three. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:58 pm

Friends - TV Shows
Rachel and Ross had a baby and still had time to sit in the coffee shop all the time?! Where the heck was the baby? BONED! -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:53 pm

Ally McBeal - TV Shows
Officially boned when Ally had a 'daughter' from egg donation in college. Jon Bon Jovi joined the cast and the show went downhill fast. I barely tuned in for the rest of the show until the end. And the end totally boned...No wrap up and no happiness for an increasingly depressed Ally. Sad really and cheesy on the part of the writers. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:50 pm

America's Next Top Model - TV Shows
Though I still love the show and all its ridiculousness, it has indeed boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (VeeGee) on April 14, 2009, 9:47 pm

Price Is Right, The - TV Shows
You know the best part was when both "showcase showdown" people boned the fish and over bid, and NOBODY WON!! Then that downbeat horn noise indicating you "lost" it was great! And of course the greatest game show diss of all time- "ONE DOLLAR"- that was just too sly when someone pulled that card, or theeven coller , but extremely rare "TWO DOLLARS" after a $1 bid!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 5:08 pm

Google - Websites
Google, it seems, has boned the fish. It has been overtaken, left standing, and not by some new startup of ultra smart MIT alumni or by the gazillions in the Microsoft development budget, but by the deeply unhip and previously discounted Yahoo. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 2:48 pm

Facebook - Websites
A lot of people say that Facebook has boned the fish. That's flat out wrong. In fact, Facebook is now being devoured by the shark. There's so much blood in the water, it's attracting other sharks. And if Facebook's not careful, one of them is bound to come along and finish it off. I've never seen anything like it in the annals of fast-rising tech companies that fail. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 2:47 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
Aw HELL NAW!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 12:44 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV Shows
Loved this show, always a HOOT! -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on April 14, 2009, 12:30 pm

Max Headroom - TV Shows
I think they had a neat concept with CGI and the whole Matt Frewer thing going on, and tried to tie it all into a "William Gibson" Cyberpunk flair, but like you said- there was almost no substance to this show, just sizzle, and being 9 or 10 at the time, I was mesmerized. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 11:03 am

Max Headroom - TV Shows
Even back then, I didn't get the hype. He was okay for short periods (e.g. those cola commercials) but an entire show built around him?! Even more astounding was that he'd ALREADY had a show in Great Britain before his short-lived venture debuted on this side of the pond! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2009, 9:54 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
SaraGoodwich, I don't agree that Cousin Oliver was 'hilarious' but I respect your POV. However; I have to call out your contention that he was from Mike's side. No, in his intro episode, they make it clear he was from Carol's side so that would explain his resemblence to the girls. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 14, 2009, 9:50 am

Max Headroom - TV Shows
A really off beat show that I loved in the 80's, even though I didnt really understand it, but it was such an offbeat concept, I'm not sure anyone did! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 7:20 am

Star Trek TNG - TV Shows
I just remembered another item that made no sense on the show- TOO MUCH HOLODECK. Jeepers- these guys were on this thing screwing around all the time, and it made too many stupid stories- (Data as Sherlock Holmes?) that were not what a warship in space would be doing. But the biggest gaffe with the Holodeck was the episode where one of the background characters made a holodeck program of a picnic date with Dr. Crusher, and everyone was shocked & offended. Look at how the internet is chock full of Porn- if you had a HOLODECK, imagine how out of control and full of real life shenanigans it would be, and this never comes up, but Worf has a virtual Klingon Church there? Wha? BTF moments all over for that... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 7:16 am

Two and a Half Men - TV Shows
The show was SUPPOSED to be raunchy, that's what makes it different from standard chick-shows: it's written for MEN. I think it BTF when Jake grew up and got fat, so they followed the standard TV-formula of making him stupid and giving him a hot girlfriend like every other chick-show out there. It also jumped when Charlie got engaged, and Berta started getting soft and intellectual instead of minding her place as the show's atypical "sarcastic domestic." -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:23 am

Tom Cruise - Celebrities
He looks like a squint-eyed gopher with gum-disease and who smiles like Arsenio Hall; and the fact that he's rich and famous as an actor, simply makes sense that the US has the lowest test-scores of any nation that also has movies. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:14 am

Brady Bunch, The - TV Shows
Cousin Oliver was hilarious, but it didn't maked any sense that he only showed up once, or that he came from Mike Brady's side of the family when he looked like Carol Brady's fourth daughter. Anyway the entire series was too dumb to remember, but it was a kid's show so I could tolerate it then. Now I can only watch it with a clamp on my cranium in order to stop the blood-flow to the upper part of my brain, and otherwise keep my head from exploding. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 5:08 am

OJ Simpson - Celebrities
OJ is a homocidal maniac, pure and simple. He had money, talent and fame, so there's no other explanation for his jealous rage that caused him to decapitate his wife and silence the witness. It's just too bad that "L.A. Law" enforcement is so pathetic with their racist cops and inompetent prosecutors that they can't even convict someone who's literally caught red-handed. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:59 am

Britney Spears - Celebrities
Britney has no talent, personality or identity WHATSOEVER. She is just another big-music corporate mascot persona, who could be replaced with a single phone-call by a studio-exec faster than you could say "Hannah Montana." It's only appropriate that she married a Boy-band mascot, and then flipped out like any former child-star... there oughta be a law. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:53 am

Friends - TV Shows
Wow; That prior comment summed up exactly why I never really "Got" friends- and also why I never really liked the 90's very much. Five Stars, great comment! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 14, 2009, 4:49 am

Friends - TV Shows
The entire show was a "mixed-gender, twenty-something loser's club" of men and women who were all "friends" despite having absolutely nothing in common, and having no other real social-contacts despite constantly changing lives and relationships. It's just a dorky, brain-dead, politically-correct fantasy that doesn't happen, and which seemed to typify the 90's-era lack of direction that defined the Bill Clinton-generation. In real life, men and women are usually only friends as couples; otherwise there's usatlly an ulterior motive like man secretly trying to further the relationship while the woman seeks male companionship without reciprocity. This should have been more accurately called "Clique," but only because the name "Imaginary Friends" was already taken by ANOTHER cartoon . -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on April 14, 2009, 4:42 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
I know that everything wasn't undone by a simple hair-do, which is why I said that it was a symptom of the larger disease the show had run out of steam... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 13, 2009, 2:04 pm

Conan O'Brien - Celebrities
he neer bone the fish I can't wait for his hosting debut on the tonight show on june 1st -- Submitted By: (thedude19766) on April 13, 2009, 8:27 am

Robocop - Movie Series
The first film was lightning in a bottle- great set piec cast, funny social commentary and exttreme Verhoeven Violence, and a compelling story, good characters and some great 80's one liners before or after the kills in the movie- who can forget "Bitches Leave!"?? Unfortunately, the sequels didnt get why the original was so good, and fell waaaaaaay short of the Robocop in the first film that everyone fell in love with. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 12, 2009, 8:35 pm

I Love Lucy - TV Shows
This show is classic. I love this kind of humor. The shows that people like now is nothing like this show. Thank God the pilot never aired or this show would not have gotten picked up. -- Submitted By: (cryskelley78) on April 12, 2009, 6:28 pm

Blossom - TV Shows
Few things I remember of this show. Joey "Wow", Six Blossoms friend. And that guy Vinny. Oh wait and the mom. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 12, 2009, 4:37 pm

Saved by the Bell: The College Years - TV Shows
What's next? Saved by the bell: the reunion or Saved by the bell: married with children -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 12, 2009, 4:35 pm

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I feel sorry for those not old enough to remember when it started with those cool loft and diner sets with veejays who actually seemed to consider it a priviledge to come into our homes. Let's not forget the lunar astronaut with the MTV flag that changed patterns and colors constantly. Oh yeah, and they played music videos back then virtually all the time. When they struck those cool sets, got rid of the rockin' veejays and dumbed+ cut down the music videos, they lost me. Of course, I still never quite have forgiven them for disillusioning me about cable television when I saw it had COMMERCIALS. I mean, I thought that (since it was paid for by viewers) it wouldn't NEED commercials. Ha Ha! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm

War of the Worlds (1989 Series) - TV Shows
A really good show that came on the heels of ST:TNG syndication success of the late 80's. Hercules was also part of this cluster of cable shows that were all syndicated, and surprisingly were pretty good Television. This show was scary and creative it's first season, and if you managed to catch it, it was a fun continuation of the 1950's George Pal Movie adaption from the original book by HG Well's. The second season got destroyed by a cut budget and sheapened story lines to try to cover the shortfalls in the funding. However, the first sesason is still osme great 80's sci fi goodness. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 12, 2009, 12:41 pm

Animaniacs - TV Shows
The opening sequence was hysterical. I loved the lyric changes that were done for the adult audience. My favorites were "while Bill Clinton plays the sax" and - since it was right at the height of China Beach's popularity, "totally insaney, Dana Delaney" they also did a spoof of the theory that the works of Shakespeare were actually written by Francis Bacon - a pig running aroung the set of Hamlet asking "did I write this?" Bloody brilliant, if you ask me. Best cartoon ever. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 11:19 am

Full House - TV Shows
What an insipid show! The only think this show seemed to rely on was the exploitation of "cute" (AKA "annoying") baby voices saying the word "dude." -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 11:14 am

Highlander: The Series - TV Shows
OMG Highlander 2 was so bad that even they seemed to pretend it never happened when they made Highlander 3. Wow was that a BTF moment. BWN3D! -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 10:23 am

Small Wonder - TV Shows
2 lines from that kid's mouth and I wanted to eviscerate myself with a melon baller. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:48 am

That '70s Show - TV Shows
I'm having trouble with the idea that all of the writing, acting, production, humor, etc. could be done or undone by Donna's hair. But when Eric left... bwn3d. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:46 am

Red Dwarf - TV Shows
They should have quit while they were ahead. Kochanski was nowhere near as funny as Rimmer, and they didn't even get the same person to play her. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:35 am

Bones - TV Shows
Why are they introducing supernatural stuff into this show? I was pissed when they made it so we couldn't write off Booth's "ghost" experience as an hallucination because the ghost goes and says hi to Brennan. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:23 am

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - TV Shows
I love this show, too, but the first 3 seasons were absolutely the best. After they demolish the school and Buffy graduates and Willow gets powerful and they befriend Anya... it's just too many superpowers in the mix. I really loved it all the way through, but they never rose to the level of those first 3 seasons again. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:16 am

X-Files - TV Shows
Really, I think the end of season 7 would have been a good series end without the shot of all of the luggage. Season 8 & 9 would have been good if they were a new show, but instead of seeing these for the great stories that they were, all I was seeing was a big lack of Mulder. There were a few storylines that I could have done without earlier in the series - but I think David Duchovny leaving the show was the real fishboner. -- Submitted By: (creatrix) on April 12, 2009, 9:11 am

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - TV Shows
This series has been dragged on for too long. Put it out of its misery already! -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:58 pm

Planet of the Apes - Movie Series
The 2001 remake was great and should have had sequels. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:56 pm

Aladdin - Movie Series
The first movie was great. It was one of the first Disney movies to use computer effects. However, Return of Jafar was horrible. The Rescuers Down Under is a fluke, Disney does not make good sequels. Their movies are not sequel worthy. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:55 pm

Drew Carey Show, The - TV Shows
This show was very funny until Drew and Kate got together. Mr. Wick leaving was the icing on the cake. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:49 pm

E! True Hollywood Story - TV Shows
This show was good when they were profiling celebrities like Marlon Brando and John Belushi. When they were profiling some American Idol and Survivor winners and other flavors of the month it was bad. Now, it is a joke. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on April 11, 2009, 8:48 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
I think this is the, or one of the shows on this website with the most reasons to date (see to the right). This show needs to be fixed yesterday. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 11, 2009, 1:29 pm

Indiana Jones - Movie Series
I liked Starship Troopers. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:15 am

New York Yankees - Random Topics
They are still the most well-known and loved team in baseball. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:14 am

Tales of the Gold Monkey - TV Shows
It's odd how this has never come out on DVD. They put out shitty little shows that get cancelled in the middle of the first season, but not TotGM. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 11, 2009, 7:12 am

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
This show could be used as a training video fro militant anti-American groups to stir up suicidal fanatics to attack the Good 'Ole US of A. Seriously, you watch this show and hate every single person on it with a passion- these people actually live in our country? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on April 10, 2009, 8:39 pm

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
True though there is a "spin off" where the brats are sent off to 3rd world countries to live for awhile although I think a good spanking back when they were kids would have done a lot better... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 6:58 pm

2 Stupid Dogs - TV Shows
Never even heard of this show. -- Submitted By: (rick283) on April 10, 2009, 2:07 pm

Heroes - TV Shows
I've only seen the pilot and didn't care for it. But the reason I'm commenting is to point out that the title is misspelled (it should be "Heroes", not "Heros"). -- Submitted By: (Kenshiroh) on April 10, 2009, 8:55 am

Dancing With the Stars - TV Shows
Show gives viewer a chance to see how "Celebs" act in a world outside their "comfort zone". Never thought I would have positive feeling for Little Kim and Steve-o. Kudos to their sincere efforts. Some "Celebs" come up short -- viewers will never forget the Master P debacle. I enjoy evaluating the performances and checking out the costumes. -- Submitted By: (MamaThunder) on April 10, 2009, 8:31 am

My Super Sweet 16 - TV Shows
Only seen a eps because I was practically forced to. It seems that a lot of people there are spoiled rotten. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 10, 2009, 7:36 am

MTV: Music Television - Random Topics
I don't know why they call it Music Television. I can't remember when this all started but now "MTV" has terrible shows like Room Raiders and other monstrous dating shows. They only shows I like to watch on MTV are Americas Best Dancecrew and sometimes MADE. -- Submitted By: (kitchenbreak) on April 10, 2009, 2:11 am

JumptheShark.com - Websites
Once upon a time there was a website. The website was intelligent, provoking, funny and more. Then at the end of January 2009 I was shocked. JTS is now a blogsite. They use terms like "Dancing with the sharks". They are using the good old topics like:A Very special, Birth, Color, Exit Stage Left and they post blogs in those topics. Bottom line TVG is using the popular website JTS.com to generate more viewers to the TV Guide website. I hope BTF becomes very popular and TVG will be very very sorry for what they did. RIP JTS January 2009. -- Submitted By: () on April 10, 2009, 2:08 am

Spider-Man - Movie Series
The third movie simply tried to do too much, Green Goblin, Sandman, AND Venom, each of those characters could be developed very well (like Doc Oc) if they were given their own movie. But they weren't so they couldn't, so the movie stunk. If there is a 4th movie they should learn from that mistake. -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:59 am

Star Wars - Movie Series
I'd have to say the definitive boning moment was "The Clone Wars" the full on filleting came with the cartoon TV series, two terrible ideas that came about as a result of Lucas trying to milk the series for all it's worth, and pathetic fanboys who pretend to like whatever comes out... -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:52 am

Evil Dead - Movie Series
Oh boy I'm gonna catch hell for this but, I don't see the draw to this movie. It was horrible all it was was creepy zombie screaming and a woman getting raped by trees. I know you can't expect a horror movie to be high quality but I STILL don't get the show's draw -- Submitted By: (gpshaw) on April 10, 2009, 1:49 am


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