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RollerCoaster Tycoon - Random Topics
In Game 3 you can make some waterslides that no park in their right mind would ever build. I have one called the Saxophone. It's 400'high and shaped exactly like the instrument. It's fun to watch the riders fly out the mouth and into the pool! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on May 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

RollerCoaster Tycoon - Random Topics
I used to like drowning all the guests in a lake, then reopening the park (All the guests who drowned were immediately replaced with new peeps, and since they all paid admission you\'d make $500,000.00 real quick! -- Submitted By: (Regulus) on May 21, 2013, 1:37 pm

Black Friday - Random Topics
Black Firday, a day where people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 18, 2013, 9:16 pm

2000s - Random Topics
Can you imagine if Y2K happened? Oh the mass panic that would cause! From top to bottom too. Learning how to cope without technology. Sometimes I wish it would have happened. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 17, 2013, 9:33 pm

Black Friday - Random Topics
I feel for the employees of the big stores like Walmart and Meijers (Midwest USA) where the company decided a couple years back that they would stay open on Thanksgiving and through till Friday. So basically they decided that the owners get to enjoy Thanksgiving, but the workers have to suck it up and stay at work. -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 16, 2013, 7:13 am

Squirrels - Random Topics
Pelirojo, you're not fooling, they definitely are pests. I haven't had much problems from them, however my brother in law has. He omplained about them all the time. lol -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 15, 2013, 8:29 pm

Reality Television - Random Topics
I have netflix and no desire to get cable. I have almost every 80's show I watched way back when on instant queue. I have hated reality TV since it started getting big with Real world on MTV. I can't bring myself to watch the contest shows like survivor when all are all out to screw the other person over and then sit there crying. "Boo hoo, I can't believe they cheated on me, boo hoo." -- Submitted By: (rgphillips1971) on May 14, 2013, 10:09 am

Flo (Progressive Insurance) - Random Topics
Flo's constant perkiness can be annoying, and I could certainly understand someone choosing that as a BTF reason for her. However, she does do her job, as an advertising character enhancing the brand awareness of what she's promoting. And in her own odd way, she's kinda hot, particularly in the ad where she's outdoors in a rainstorm. However, Flo herself (actually her actress Stephanie Courtney) would be quick to disclaim the hotness factor, as she's been quoted as saying that the GEICO gecko "puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does". -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on May 13, 2013, 7:31 am

Squirrels - Random Topics
Rats with bushy tails and they made a mess of things when they broke into my attic! I'm told that in England, they've learned to turn them into tasty meat pies so maybe they're not all bad. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 10, 2013, 10:14 am

Holidays - Random Topics
I agree, jp! Although, if the resulting 'holiday' means that I can park free all day next to a meter due to the readers not monitoring them, that's okay by me! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on May 10, 2013, 10:08 am

Holidays - Random Topics
There are far too many "holidays". I mean really, what's the point of a holiday if it doesn't get you time off of work. LoL. -- Submitted By: (Jp) on May 9, 2013, 10:49 pm

Seattle - Random Topics
The police chief recently had to make an apology for a song parody video he made in 1986! The Stranger, an irrelevant leftist rag, found this video and made a bug deal about it because it pokes fun at the bums under the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Watching the video really reminds me about Seattle has changed for the worst. http://youtu.be/odp-SM_mMI0 -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on May 9, 2013, 5:35 pm

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) - Random Topics
I am a proud member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals). -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:27 pm

Onions - Random Topics
I love onions- pizza, hamburgers, spaghetti, cereal (well okay maybe not cereal). Onions will never bone. Not the food, and not the wonderful satiric newspaper. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:18 pm

Radio - Random Topics
With programs like Spotify, You Tube, and MOG (among others) I have absolutely no use for conventional radio. Which is a good thing because companies like Clear Channel and Three Eagles (a smaller, regional version of Clear Channel) have destroyed the industry. -- Submitted By: (Asham1046) on May 8, 2013, 7:12 pm

Seattle - Random Topics
I grew up in Seattle (or more accurately was forced to spend most of my childhood there). Lousy weather (and yes it really does rain a lot) and unfriendly people does not a great city make. -- Submitted By: (mlarsen13) on May 8, 2013, 6:52 pm

Geico Commercials - Random Topics
I would call the Gecko the most annoying subject on TV today but Flo the Progressive Insurance Witch (and another word that ends in i-t-c-h) is worst. The Geico pig is also stupid. -- Submitted By: (mlarsen13) on May 8, 2013, 6:49 pm

Disney - Random Topics
To be fair about the princess thing, when The Princess and the Frog came out, it had been quite a while since Disney released a princess movie to theaters. Additionally, it should be worth mentioning that, in the Disney animated canon (i.e. theatrically released animated Disney movies, not counting Pixar), Disney hasn't released a critically panned animated movie since John Lasseter became the CCO of the Disney Animation Studios in 2006. -- Submitted By: (cartooner) on May 2, 2013, 8:43 pm

Disney Channel - Random Topics
I recently watched Disney channel and saw something interesting: "Have a Laugh", a segment where a classic cartoon would be shown. I was elated...FINALLY, we get to see the good old cartoons that made Disney great! I chose to watch it, but there was a red flag: the words "Short Version" on the title card. "It's 7 minutes or less. How do you make a 7 minute cartoon a "short version"?", I thought. I got my answer in the 3 minute long horror show that followed. The old music was gone; replaced by new music. Classic sound effects were replaced with NEW sound effects, and the original voices were replaced with those of the voice actors they have now. The episode was Mickey's Trailer. The scene where Goofy distracts a cow so Mickey can milk it was deleted. I was so disgusted that I changed the channel after watching the drawers smash watermelon into Goofy's face. They pulled a George Lucas...before they owned Star Wars! Their motto should be: "Disney: Withholding or desecrating the classics". -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2013, 7:31 pm

AARP - Random Topics
ATTENTION TO ANYONE WITH ELDERLY RELATIVES: The AARP is/was sending out petition forms requesting signatures to "save medicare and social security" AND mail in a $20-45 donation to "help AARP advocate on [their] behalf". My friend's elderly grandfather was nearly tricked into signing a $20 check for them, thinking it would go to save the programs (when in fact it would go to AARP). -- Submitted By: (Robert) on May 2, 2013, 7:13 pm